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5 things I've "learned" from this game
« on: May 11, 2015, 04:17:48 am »
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1. Never trust anyone
2. Always expect people to let you down
3. Being honorable will get you killed
4. Agi 2h will always be ghey
5. And NA_2 will ALWAYS be the best server

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2015, 04:22:24 am »
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Don't forget something someone said few minutes ago.

0. cRPG is the bottom of the hole in life.

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2015, 10:34:36 am »
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Don't forget something someone said few minutes ago.

0. cRPG is the bottom of the hole in life.
yea with leschma in the bottom of it

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2015, 11:01:22 am »
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First three could be applied in real life too...
Tseng: Used to the bitter taste of refusal, this only serves to reinforce his greatest life lession yet.
Cloud: And that is?
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2015, 12:38:43 pm »
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I learnt that kicking someone downhill is impossible while uphill is not.

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2015, 12:40:20 pm »
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1. If you die its not your fault
2. Everyone who kills you in a videogame is a basement dwelling nerd
3. Everyone you kill is a noob and not worth your time
4.???
5. Profit
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2015, 12:42:21 pm »
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I learnt that kicking someone downhill is impossible while uphill is not.

Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?
Tseng: Used to the bitter taste of refusal, this only serves to reinforce his greatest life lession yet.
Cloud: And that is?
Tseng: Bitches, man.

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2015, 01:45:17 pm »
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Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?
He didn't develop Warband? :|

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2015, 01:48:06 pm »
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2015, 03:58:55 pm »
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Developer complaining about features in a game of which he is part of the development...

You what?

I told cmp("No, it's fine.") about that and I fixed it for nudge with a shitty workaround iirc. Kick is hardcoded and internally uses the same(?) function cmp gave me for nudge afaik, so it's cmp stuff. Blame him or better blame Taleworlds cause they can't into vectors.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2015, 04:25:48 pm »
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I wouldn't say Paul was complaining about anything there, he mainly pointed out a fact of the game, he didn't complain at all.
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2015, 04:40:30 pm »
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3 first are all learned IRL..

I havent really learned anything, ive just wasted a large amount of my youth on this. I guess i made some friends.

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2015, 04:48:10 pm »
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1) There are actually people who enjoy not playing the game
2) A large sector of the community supports delaying actions such as duels and brocoding.
3) People will always complain no matter what
4) People will say things they don't believe and fanatically support those things just to troll(?)
5) NA_2 is best girl
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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 04:49:05 pm »
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1. Never trust a teammate you don't know and you can't insult in ts.
2. Never go full retard
3. Being a STR whore means allways when you die you can say you had no chance he was too fast.
4. Don't buy anything without asking a jew before, if it's okay. (Marketplace n'stuff)
5. Throwers are able to jump and throw, but crossbows cant.
6. (Im a bad boy I know) If you want to show other ppl how good you are, just wait till the end of the round and than kill 2 hitted my old friends and cry after being killed by a ranged.
7. Never kill black birds

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Re: 5 things I've "learned" from this game
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 05:58:43 pm »
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1) My class is OP
2) My items are OP
3) My clan is OP
4) 1v1 me on duel server
5) u scared? fuckin pussey
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