Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.(click to show/hide)
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Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.(click to show/hide)
Why do black people cry during sex?(click to show/hide)
A girl is flirting at a bar and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys"(click to show/hide)
What is long and hard on a black man?(click to show/hide)
What do you call five black guys on a stage?(click to show/hide)
whats the most confusing day in harlem?(click to show/hide)
Whats the difference between blacks and snow tires?(click to show/hide)
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?(click to show/hide)
The other day, I was walking downtown and I saw a friend walk past with a giant TV. And I thought, "funny, that one looks just like mine..."
So I called the wife and thankfully...(click to show/hide)
How does a black girl know she's pregnant?(click to show/hide)
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?(click to show/hide)
Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?(click to show/hide)
What do blacks and bicycles have in common?(click to show/hide)
A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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What's long and black?
The welfare line
A Jew, an Italian, and a Greek are riding in a car. The car slides off the road, crashing into a tree, killing all three of them. The next thing they know, they are all standing in front of God in heaven. God says to the Italian, "All you ever cared about was stuffing your face with pizza and pasta. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you walk into a pizzeria, I'm sending you straight to hell!"soo no POOF for JEW? looks like Greek take penny before jew did it :P
Then he turns to the Greek and says, "All you ever cared about was your orgies and your wild sex parties. But I'm willing to give you another chance; The next time you perform anal sex, you?re going straight to hell!"
Then he says to the Jew, "All you were ever concerned with was saving money and digging around everywhere for loose change. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you pick up a penny off the ground, I'm sending you straight to hell!"
So the next thing they know they are all standing on the sidewalk. They start walking down the street and they pass a pizzeria. The Italian looks in the window and says, "Oh that pizza smells so good, I just got to have one slice!" He runs through the door and POOF! He disappears. The Greek and Jew walk down the street and the Jew notices a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks to himself, "Oh, look at that penny! I just got to have it!" He bends over to pick it up and POOF! the Greek disappears.
soo no POOF for JEW? looks like Greek take penny before jew did it :PMaybe you tried a
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Me no understand zis :(
You, explain ?
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this reminds me one joke by garlic, what is good build for sand niggēr? 9/11
What's the best part of getting a blowjob from an ethiopian? You know she's going to swallow.
Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
Good jokes in here:
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What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode
What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag? Twix.
I gonna rot in hell now, right?
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i dont know why, but i find this highly amusing, and want it. I just have no idea what in the fuck it is.
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Am I in the right thread?
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The Marie Curie one :lol:
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Yay Racists !
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Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?
What does German know about funny?You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginAhah Kaido is a master in this shit. Oh wait isn't that you ?! :lol:
Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?
You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.
Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?Dicks can handle the pressure of condoms, dicks can handle the pressure of vaginas. Baby skulls can handle the pressure of vaginas therefore they can handle the pressure of condoms.
[...]No one cares about your opinion here mate. :)And why should I care about yours exactly? :lol:
Dicks can handle the pressure of condoms, dicks can handle the pressure of vaginas. Baby skulls can handle the pressure of vaginas therefore they can handle the pressure of condoms.
Logic 101.
there is a thin line between dark humour and being stupid the condom on baby head is stupid.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
There is literally no logic to your logic. Seriously, you can't even call that logic if you are a remotely sane individual.
That said, obviously a baby's skull will be able to withstand the pressure of an average condom.
Common Sense 101.
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EU people shitting on this thread.(click to show/hide)
You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.
You're calling someone else obnoxious? :lol:
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this last pic is just tasteless :(
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