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Title: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Latvian on July 12, 2014, 07:21:56 pm
everything here is NSFW

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: vipere on July 12, 2014, 07:37:58 pm
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on July 12, 2014, 07:54:54 pm
Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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Post by: the real god emperor on July 12, 2014, 08:10:29 pm
Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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I literally lol'd
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Post by: Latvian on July 12, 2014, 09:01:34 pm
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Post by: Nightmare798 on July 12, 2014, 09:24:44 pm
Ok, here is a joke:
Once there was a man who was born in Latvia and lived there all his life.
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That is not a joke, that is a tragic tale...
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Post by: Falka on July 12, 2014, 09:42:59 pm
Why do black people cry during sex?
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A girl is flirting at a bar and says "Tell me it's true what they say about black guys"
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What is long and hard on a black man?
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What do you call five black guys on a stage?
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whats the most confusing day in harlem?
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Whats the difference between blacks and snow tires?
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What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
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The other day, I was walking downtown and I saw a friend walk past with a giant TV. And I thought, "funny, that one looks just like mine..."
So I called the wife and thankfully...
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How does a black girl know she's pregnant?
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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
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Whats a word the begins with N, ends in R and you never want to a call a black person?
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What do blacks and bicycles have in common?
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A white boy, jimmy, and a black boy, jamal, are in the same kindergarten class. One day the teacher asks them to recite the alphabet. Jimmy goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes next, gets to h, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could recite the abc's and he couldn't. His mom responds with "that's because jimmy is white and you are black." The next day, the teacher asks them to count to 10. Jimmy again goes first and gets through it perfectly. Jamal goes second, gets to 4, stumbles and can't finish. That night, Jamal asks his mom why jimmy could count to 10 and he couldn't. His moms response was the same, " because he is white and you are black." The next day, while in the bathroom, Jamal catches a glimpse of Jimmy's penis. That night he asks his mother, "today I was in the bathroom and saw Jimmy's penis and mine was much bigger than his. Is that because I'm black and he's white?" Jamal's mother responds with, "no Jamal, that's because you are 18 and he is 5."
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on July 12, 2014, 10:42:36 pm
Nice
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 12, 2014, 10:49:08 pm
I love jokes on behalf of minorities.

Not even kidding.. Just always cracks me up  :lol:

I feel bad now
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Lemon_ on July 13, 2014, 01:21:54 am
Jokes so dark they should be picking cotton
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Post by: Latvian on July 13, 2014, 11:00:15 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: darmaster on July 13, 2014, 12:34:59 pm
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a classic
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Post by: Sniger on July 13, 2014, 03:40:51 pm
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Post by: Sniger on July 13, 2014, 06:27:59 pm
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Post by: 722_ on July 13, 2014, 06:35:38 pm
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Post by: 722_ on July 13, 2014, 07:02:11 pm
Joan Cornella's comics:

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Latvian on July 15, 2014, 01:14:25 am
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on July 15, 2014, 02:18:47 am
Joan Cornella's comics:
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A god amongst men.
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Post by: Chosen1 on July 15, 2014, 08:39:27 am
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Post by: Tibe on July 15, 2014, 08:48:59 am
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Because he's the hero New York deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
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Post by: Panos_ on July 15, 2014, 09:34:18 am
What's long and black?


The unemployment line



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Post by: Nightmare798 on July 15, 2014, 10:43:14 am
What's long and black?


The welfare line

Fix´d.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Panos_ on July 15, 2014, 02:11:56 pm
A Jew, an Italian, and a Greek are riding in a car. The car slides off the road, crashing into a tree, killing all three of them. The next thing they know, they are all standing in front of God in heaven. God says to the Italian, "All you ever cared about was stuffing your face with pizza and pasta. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you walk into a pizzeria, I'm sending you straight to hell!"
Then he turns to the Greek and says, "All you ever cared about was your orgies and your wild sex parties. But I'm willing to give you another chance; The next time you perform anal sex, you?re going straight to hell!"

Then he says to the Jew, "All you were ever concerned with was saving money and digging around everywhere for loose change. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you pick up a penny off the ground, I'm sending you straight to hell!"

So the next thing they know they are all standing on the sidewalk. They start walking down the street and they pass a pizzeria. The Italian looks in the window and says, "Oh that pizza smells so good, I just got to have one slice!" He runs through the door and POOF! He disappears. The Greek and Jew walk down the street and the Jew notices a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks to himself, "Oh, look at that penny! I just got to have it!" He bends over to pick it up and POOF! the Greek disappears.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Vovka on July 15, 2014, 02:21:29 pm
A Jew, an Italian, and a Greek are riding in a car. The car slides off the road, crashing into a tree, killing all three of them. The next thing they know, they are all standing in front of God in heaven. God says to the Italian, "All you ever cared about was stuffing your face with pizza and pasta. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you walk into a pizzeria, I'm sending you straight to hell!"
Then he turns to the Greek and says, "All you ever cared about was your orgies and your wild sex parties. But I'm willing to give you another chance; The next time you perform anal sex, you?re going straight to hell!"

Then he says to the Jew, "All you were ever concerned with was saving money and digging around everywhere for loose change. But I'm willing to give you another chance; the next time you pick up a penny off the ground, I'm sending you straight to hell!"

So the next thing they know they are all standing on the sidewalk. They start walking down the street and they pass a pizzeria. The Italian looks in the window and says, "Oh that pizza smells so good, I just got to have one slice!" He runs through the door and POOF! He disappears. The Greek and Jew walk down the street and the Jew notices a penny on the sidewalk. He thinks to himself, "Oh, look at that penny! I just got to have it!" He bends over to pick it up and POOF! the Greek disappears.
soo no POOF for JEW? looks like Greek take penny before jew did it :P
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Herezy92 on July 15, 2014, 02:58:01 pm
soo no POOF for JEW? looks like Greek take penny before jew did it :P
Maybe you tried a bad joke,
or you completly didn't understand his joke. :D
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Post by: Lannistark on July 15, 2014, 03:06:29 pm
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Post by: Tibe on July 15, 2014, 04:22:27 pm
60s spiderman is one of my fav internetmemes
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Post by: Latvian on July 16, 2014, 01:28:47 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Miwiw on July 16, 2014, 01:53:27 am
Didn't have such a good laugh in time.. and everything in here was really funny.  :lol:
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Post by: Chosen1 on July 16, 2014, 07:11:12 pm
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Post by: Tibe on July 16, 2014, 11:15:47 pm
Too dark to describe
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Post by: Mala on July 17, 2014, 03:51:05 am
you have to turn it against the wall.
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Post by: vipere on July 17, 2014, 10:55:29 am
Ye but this will happen.

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Post by: Conquisitore on July 18, 2014, 03:15:24 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Herezy92 on July 18, 2014, 04:09:48 pm
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Me no understand zis :(
You, explain ?
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Post by: Nehvar on July 18, 2014, 04:20:04 pm
Look at the reflection in the bottle.
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Post by: DonNicko on July 18, 2014, 04:24:32 pm
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Me no understand zis :(
You, explain ?
On your imagination watch in the window)
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 18, 2014, 04:38:22 pm
Aaaah god okey i got it :D
I thought this picture has been taken on a terrace. and the "plane" was  a rope for hanging up laundry.
 :?

OKAY THANX IOU MI FRIANDS.
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Post by: Leesin on July 18, 2014, 04:58:08 pm
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Post by: karasu on July 18, 2014, 05:04:15 pm
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Post by: Panos_ on July 19, 2014, 12:59:32 pm
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Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 19, 2014, 01:55:21 pm
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AAAAHAHAHAHA SO GREAT
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Post by: darmaster on July 19, 2014, 04:30:16 pm
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Post by: Molly on July 19, 2014, 04:41:56 pm
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Post by: the real god emperor on July 19, 2014, 07:04:13 pm
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Post by: darmaster on July 20, 2014, 02:36:31 am
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a fav of mine
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Post by: wayyyyyne on July 20, 2014, 01:56:42 pm
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Post by: Sniger on July 20, 2014, 03:53:57 pm
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Post by: Switchtense on July 20, 2014, 10:37:49 pm
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Post by: Eddy on July 21, 2014, 01:32:00 pm
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Post by: Sniger on July 21, 2014, 01:42:27 pm
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Post by: Kaido on July 22, 2014, 08:10:04 am
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Post by: Eddy on July 22, 2014, 10:43:56 am
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 06, 2014, 12:02:47 am
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Post by: Kafein on August 06, 2014, 01:55:11 am
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Post by: BASNAK on August 06, 2014, 01:59:37 am
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Post by: Latvian on August 06, 2014, 11:19:25 am
this reminds me one joke by garlic, what is good build for sand niggēr? 9/11
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Post by: BASNAK on August 06, 2014, 02:32:16 pm
this reminds me one joke by garlic, what is good build for sand niggēr? 9/11

I got a very long mute for that one.
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Post by: darmaster on August 06, 2014, 05:12:58 pm
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not really dark but still
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Post by: Tibe on August 06, 2014, 09:19:06 pm
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Post by: Jona on August 07, 2014, 10:10:54 pm
So for breakfast yesterday morning I decided to grab an iced tea instead of coffee, and this was the "Snapple Fact" inside:

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I felt like such a bad person for literally laughing out loud at this, and when my coworker asked what was so funny I couldn't bring myself to tell the truth.  :oops:
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Post by: Kafein on August 07, 2014, 10:53:46 pm
rattlesnake fern have 184 chromosomes
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Post by: Jona on August 08, 2014, 03:38:06 am
But rattlesnake fern ain't internet slang for downies...
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Post by: 722_ on August 08, 2014, 01:17:44 pm
Monkey dust

Timmy meets daddy
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Post by: Latvian on August 08, 2014, 02:18:21 pm
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on August 08, 2014, 03:31:35 pm
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Post by: Miwiw on August 26, 2014, 11:18:32 pm
Good jokes in here:
http://9gag.com/gag/aYpWWnN

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What's the best part of getting a blowjob from an ethiopian? You know she's going to swallow.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.
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Post by: Krave on August 26, 2014, 11:25:33 pm
Ahaha, that guy in comments section
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Post by: Kaido on August 30, 2014, 03:39:50 pm
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Post by: Molly on August 30, 2014, 04:46:00 pm
Good jokes in here:
http://9gag.com/gag/aYpWWnN
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What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode

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What do you call two Ethiopians in a sleeping bag? Twix.

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I know 3 of those:

How does an Ethiopian fall from a tree? Like a leave.
How do you get 23 Ethiopians into a Beetle? Throw a bread inside.
How do you x-ray an Ethiopian? You hold him against the sun.

I gonna rot in hell now, right?
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Post by: Miwiw on August 30, 2014, 05:09:07 pm
I gonna rot in hell now, right?

No, as long as it is funny, its fine. And it is.
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Post by: pepejul on August 30, 2014, 05:13:09 pm
Why do women are angry when they have period ?


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Post by: Havoco on August 30, 2014, 05:45:41 pm
Why do women are angry when they have period ?


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Its their monthly reminder they're not a man
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on August 30, 2014, 06:08:06 pm
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Lol wtf.
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Post by: AntiBlitz on August 30, 2014, 08:02:25 pm
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i dont know why, but i find this highly amusing, and want it.  I just have no idea what in the fuck it is.
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Post by: Osiris on August 30, 2014, 08:03:44 pm
looks like a jewish piggy bank :D
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Post by: Ikarus on August 31, 2014, 01:08:59 am
i dont know why, but i find this highly amusing, and want it.  I just have no idea what in the fuck it is.

mechanical piggy bank, had one with a skeleton back then, but this would be way more entertaining

also, why haven´t I found this thread earlier, I never laughted so heartly about the fact that I´m going to hell
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on August 31, 2014, 10:07:07 am
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Am I in the right thread?
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Post by: vipere on August 31, 2014, 10:49:12 am
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Post by: Sir_Hans on August 31, 2014, 07:46:58 pm
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Am I in the right thread?

lol that's fucked up... too soon!
I feel bad for laughing irl.  :|
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Post by: Latvian on September 02, 2014, 09:18:51 pm
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 02, 2014, 10:09:57 pm
The Marie Curie one :lol:
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Post by: Nightmare798 on September 03, 2014, 12:07:14 pm
My sides hurt from that holocaust one. But all of these are good finds :D
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Post by: Molly on September 03, 2014, 04:28:17 pm
Nagasaki "unfounded" by the USA :O
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Post by: Falka on September 03, 2014, 05:19:28 pm
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The Marie Curie one :lol:

Eh? She was 67 when she died, so...
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Post by: vipere on September 04, 2014, 09:13:04 pm
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Post by: pepejul on September 05, 2014, 03:04:41 pm

Yay Racists !
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Post by: Lannistark on September 05, 2014, 10:13:18 pm
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Post by: Kaido on September 06, 2014, 12:09:34 am
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Post by: Kaido on September 06, 2014, 07:30:59 pm
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Post by: darmaster on September 07, 2014, 02:29:02 pm
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always thought it would have been better with "has science gone THIS far?"
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Post by: Chosen1 on September 07, 2014, 02:37:21 pm

Yay Racists !

ugh college humor used to be funny. now it's just liberal social-justice garbage
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Post by: Kaido on September 07, 2014, 05:16:47 pm
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Post by: j3st3r on September 08, 2014, 08:45:24 am
lol
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Post by: Kaido on September 08, 2014, 08:45:52 am
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Post by: Havoco on September 08, 2014, 09:03:48 am
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Holy fuck... Lol
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Post by: Christo on September 08, 2014, 09:04:10 am
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Post by: Molly on September 08, 2014, 09:44:12 am
Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?
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Post by: Kaido on September 08, 2014, 12:44:20 pm
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Post by: AwesomeHail on September 08, 2014, 04:34:13 pm
whats the difference between a ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
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How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
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Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?
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Post by: Kaido on September 08, 2014, 07:28:55 pm
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Post by: Kaido on September 09, 2014, 03:35:46 pm
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Post by: Corwin on September 09, 2014, 03:52:08 pm
Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?

What does German know about funny?
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Post by: Molly on September 09, 2014, 04:16:03 pm
What does German know about funny?
You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.
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Post by: Herezy92 on September 09, 2014, 04:56:50 pm
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Ahah Kaido is a master in this shit. Oh wait isn't that you ?!  :lol:



Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?

You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.

Please Molly...
We all have our own limits about dark humour jokes.
No need to come here and tell yours. There is also some i don't enjoy. And i'm sure plenty of us have the same feeling for many different pictures/joke. Do they all say something ? No.
You were warned by the thread's title.
So there is no point coming here and say the HOLY TRUTH : "THIS is ain't funny, but THIS is funny. Because I say so."

So please, keep your comments for you, on this (bad ?) thread, and let the people judge if it's too much for them or not. No one cares about your opinion here mate. :)

FrenchKiss :)
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Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on September 09, 2014, 05:05:45 pm
Truth is that's child abuse though.
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Post by: Herezy92 on September 09, 2014, 05:07:39 pm
Well yeah :D
It's kinda obvious^^
And look at the background, it's explaining many things.
erhm ... No comments  :lol:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Tomas_Miles_again on September 09, 2014, 05:16:39 pm
I suppose for myself (and maybe Molly) the humour and wit of the joke was far outweighed by the concern that the person doing this to this baby could quite possibly be the person who is supposed to protect the baby from harm, i.e. their parent.

Edit: yes, the idea that this drunk person could be that baby's parent makes me sadder than the joke makes me happy
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Teeth on September 09, 2014, 05:17:17 pm
Considering how weak the skull of a baby is... that ain't really funny :?
Dicks can handle the pressure of condoms, dicks can handle the pressure of vaginas. Baby skulls can handle the pressure of vaginas therefore they can handle the pressure of condoms.

Logic 101.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: [ptx] on September 09, 2014, 05:51:21 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 09, 2014, 07:08:17 pm
[...]No one cares about your opinion here mate. :)
And why should I care about yours exactly? :lol:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 09, 2014, 07:14:49 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 09, 2014, 07:49:49 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Jona on September 09, 2014, 07:54:53 pm
Dicks can handle the pressure of condoms, dicks can handle the pressure of vaginas. Baby skulls can handle the pressure of vaginas therefore they can handle the pressure of condoms.

Logic 101.

There is literally no logic to your logic. Seriously, you can't even call that logic if you are a remotely sane individual.

That said, obviously a baby's skull will be able to withstand the pressure of an average condom.

Common Sense 101.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Latvian on September 09, 2014, 08:12:38 pm
there is a thin line between dark humour and being stupid  the condom on baby head is stupid.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 09, 2014, 08:26:47 pm
there is a thin line between dark humour and being stupid  the condom on baby head is stupid.
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Ikarus on September 09, 2014, 09:03:32 pm
You know those friends whom you watch blooper/funny accidents videos with and instead of laughting, they always say "he probably broke his blablabla etc" or "oh god, you can really hurt yourself with that."
and instantly kill all the fun?

Don´t be those friends. If you don´t find something funny (especially in a really dark humor thread), politely ignore it, please
*coughcoughLatviancoughMollycoughcough*
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 09, 2014, 10:24:23 pm
You know those friends you watch movies with and they all start laughing about something you don't find funny, you mumbling silently "huehuehue" in a sarcastic way and they get all fired up about literally nothing?

Don't be those kind of friends.

*coughherezycoughikaruscough*   :rolleyes:

Why all this fuzz. Let's just continue... Jesus...

Edit: In case you don't like my comment, ignore it please  :wink:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kafein on September 09, 2014, 11:38:21 pm
There is literally no logic to your logic. Seriously, you can't even call that logic if you are a remotely sane individual.

That said, obviously a baby's skull will be able to withstand the pressure of an average condom.

Common Sense 101.

Common sense is merely an idiom designating an agglomeration of cognitive biases and approximative knowledge. Using common sense when making important decisions only works when intuition follows reality, which is never the case, to a certain degree of accuracy.

A condom will apply a much stronger resistance to stretching when it is already stretched. Hence a condom applies a much stronger force to the baby's head than it would to a penis, except if the penis and the baby's head had the same size and the same resistance to compression. I don't think it's strong enough to cause permanent deformations of the skull of the baby unless he lives with a condom on his head for a very long time. By the way some cultures including for example the Huns used to carry out artificial cranial deformation on their children using a similar technique. Specifically the Huns wanted their heads to look flat.

But of course the joke was still funny in my opinion, I chuckled a bit.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: [ptx] on September 10, 2014, 12:16:14 am
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Post by: Latvian on September 10, 2014, 12:25:13 am
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 10, 2014, 04:20:07 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Christo on September 10, 2014, 04:23:41 am
Not... yet
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Tanken on September 10, 2014, 06:11:06 am
Best Joke so far;

EU people shitting on this thread.

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: AwesomeHail on September 10, 2014, 07:54:54 am
Best Joke so far;

EU people shitting on this thread.

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yes I better do somt again

What's blue and doesn't fit?
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My girlfriend is into some really strange roleplay when we have sex. She always insists on pretending to be 14 years old.
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(not me ofc :)

What do you get when you cross The Queen and Prince Charles?
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How do they know Princess Diana had Dandruff?
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What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head?
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What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?
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What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: wayyyyyne on September 10, 2014, 08:08:08 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Tagora on September 10, 2014, 09:37:28 am
I thought this was supposed to be a black humor thread.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 10, 2014, 09:52:10 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Latvian on September 10, 2014, 06:05:26 pm

dedicated to 9/11

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Christo on September 11, 2014, 01:46:40 am
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Post by: lombardsoup on September 11, 2014, 02:00:42 am
Too tame, ramp it up and yes I know damn well what I just requested
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 11, 2014, 10:28:02 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 11, 2014, 01:40:10 pm
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Post by: Kaido on September 11, 2014, 06:33:39 pm
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 11, 2014, 08:01:51 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Panos_ on September 12, 2014, 12:57:34 pm
You might wanna find a new witty remark - you're becoming repetitive.

You might wanna change your manners at some point, I grew tired of your "Holier than thou" attitude.

I always knew you were an obnoxious twat, but not of that caliber.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on September 12, 2014, 07:30:23 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: sF_Guardian on September 12, 2014, 10:22:24 pm
Every thread in this forum is doomed to be shit on with some senseless discussions...
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 13, 2014, 03:52:29 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 14, 2014, 09:20:57 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Panos_ on September 17, 2014, 01:35:40 pm
You're calling someone else obnoxious?  :lol:

*Love you all*


I am as well, but Molly is the champion here  :lol:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Lannistark on September 17, 2014, 04:58:38 pm
#JustArabThings

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 17, 2014, 05:21:53 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 18, 2014, 02:14:05 pm
baptism white/black

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on September 18, 2014, 08:46:16 pm
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Thats the best thing I ever saw! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, just imagine you get to know a girl and then...  :D
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: pepejul on September 18, 2014, 09:06:38 pm
Have you the same with duck tatoo ? I prefer ducks than little girlz....

my fav one :

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: wayyyyyne on September 18, 2014, 09:58:57 pm
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#sissifiction
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: BASNAK on September 18, 2014, 10:37:38 pm
Not really dark humour. Just funny as fuck.

Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: darmaster on September 18, 2014, 10:47:57 pm
reminded me of this masterpiece tho

Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 19, 2014, 10:13:17 am
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 21, 2014, 08:12:43 pm
She's not even lifting the arm :lol:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: [ptx] on September 21, 2014, 09:29:48 pm
There is also one less girl in the second photo.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: darmaster on September 22, 2014, 02:36:13 am
lol ptx; if you look carefully some trees were still up before she jumped. not to mention the fact this photo was taken on 26/12/2004
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 22, 2014, 01:25:14 pm
But nobody said its real  :lol:
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: [ptx] on September 22, 2014, 06:31:12 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: AntiBlitz on September 25, 2014, 02:11:39 pm
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not really dark humor, but i found this map, which is fucking amazing, and kind of works with your image, for anyone who really likes it.

http://stars.chromeexperiments.com/
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: IR_Kuoin on September 25, 2014, 02:25:47 pm
That is pretty cool
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 25, 2014, 11:31:37 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: bavvoz on September 26, 2014, 11:53:06 am
this last pic is just tasteless :(
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 26, 2014, 01:07:16 pm
this last pic is just tasteless :(

People said humour wasn't dark enough so
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Kaido on September 26, 2014, 05:37:46 pm
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 27, 2014, 06:29:46 am
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Didn't show for me. FTFY.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
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Post by: j3st3r on September 29, 2014, 12:26:15 am
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Post by: Molly on September 29, 2014, 10:26:58 am
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Post by: Kafein on September 29, 2014, 10:17:06 pm
wtf molly
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Molly on September 30, 2014, 09:35:52 am
I thought that's pretty dark :/

Too much?

What about this one? Is in today's newspaper :P

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
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Post by: Latvian on September 30, 2014, 01:30:38 pm
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Post by: AwesomeHail on September 30, 2014, 08:34:45 pm
wat.
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: JackieChan on October 01, 2014, 09:41:01 pm
laughing + Parkinson

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: Leshma on October 05, 2014, 08:55:19 pm
so much meat... wasted
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Post by: Ikarus on November 09, 2014, 04:18:40 am
ahahaha, oh god please don´t ban me for this
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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: lombardsoup on November 09, 2014, 04:28:55 am
Ban for what?  Modern schools are like the prison system.  That's home
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: pepejul on November 09, 2014, 09:51:39 am
"Blacks are animals" is a good message for you ?  :?

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Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
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Post by: Latvian on November 19, 2014, 07:47:45 pm
darkest of jokes
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Post by: Latvian on March 30, 2015, 05:59:38 pm
necrobump

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Post by: pepejul on March 30, 2015, 11:31:11 pm
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from there : http://www.meh.ro/tag/dark-humor/page/10/

enjoy !
Title: Re: Realy dark humour thread
Post by: pepejul on March 30, 2015, 11:33:30 pm
OMG !!!

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