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Title: MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER
Post by: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 01:41:53 am

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Post by: HardRice on July 02, 2014, 05:35:44 am
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 01:41:53 am

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Fucking love 40k

what is this for?
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Post by: Sir_Hans on July 02, 2014, 09:58:24 am
Fantasy >
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 12:17:50 pm
Check his youtube channel...


You will hug me, trust me.  :wink:
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Post by: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 12:40:33 am
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 02, 2014, 12:17:50 pm
Check his youtube channel...


You will hug me, trust me.  :wink:
Well hole lee shit.

I know this is a thing now thanks to you
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 12:55:42 am
Quote from: HardRice on July 03, 2014, 12:40:33 am
Well hole lee shit.

I know this is a thing now thanks to you

Itll take a long looong time probably, but by god will it be worth it!

I actually knew about it for a while, but this video is just sickly awesome.
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Post by: Christo on July 03, 2014, 06:11:05 am
This whole 40k thing is something I couldn't get into, other than reading about it on a wiki just to know what's it all about.

Guess I'm not the tabletop game generation or so. Although I fucking love Bolt Thrower who are heavily 40k influenced.
A friend of mine called them "Nerdeath metal"  :mrgreen:
Heck they have an album that has space marines on it, and as with all BT albums the art is wonderful.

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Yep, it's raw oldschool death metal. Forget about hearing out lyrics :lol: 1988 album iirc, so rather old thrower.

I also like military sci-fi and space stuff, so hell yeah.

Can you direct me in the proper direction, alas an introduction to all this stuff?
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 pm
It bothers me that their world eater song has a black templar on its cover   :evil:

Anyhow, id say download some e-books about 40K, the 40k universe is massive, there are dozens of novels about it

Id say start with the ultramarines omnibuss, thatll give you atleast 10 hours of reading joy.

AVE IMPERATOR!
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 02:00:05 pm
Quote from: Christo on July 03, 2014, 06:11:05 am
This whole 40k thing is something I couldn't get into, other than reading about it on a wiki just to know what's it all about.

Guess I'm not the tabletop game generation or so. Although I fucking love Bolt Thrower who are heavily 40k influenced.
A friend of mine called them "Nerdeath metal"  :mrgreen:
Heck they have an album that has space marines on it, and as with all BT albums the art is wonderful.

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Yep, it's raw oldschool death metal. Forget about hearing out lyrics :lol: 1988 album iirc, so rather old thrower.

I also like military sci-fi and space stuff, so hell yeah.

Can you direct me in the proper direction, alas an introduction to all this stuff?

FUCKING HERETIC
Death metal music with warhammer 40K ...
Only kids metal fan-boys do that. Thoses who don't really know the universe.
Those who just enjoy the "swag death metal style" of some units / factions....
And sadly i see more & more often such videos on youtube. :(
Im currently writing a book about warhammer 40k, and if you want to be introduced to this awesome universe.
First of all you need to enjoy reading.
Secondly, if you want, i can give you the "best" tributes for many races on youtube.
And finally, you need to be motivated, because warhammer 40k has the most deep background by far.

Just let me know what you want young padawan :)
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 02:08:57 pm
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 pm

Id say start with the ultramarines omnibuss, thatll give you atleast 10 hours of reading joy.

AVE IMPERATOR!
No way.
The Ultramarines omnibus is known from all fans to be one of the shitiest books wrote by Graham McNeil :(
(crazy to see that, because his book "Thousand Sons" (war 30K) is by far my favorite)
It's full of non sens, errors, non-fluffic events, etc...
Stories aren't especially nice (the 2 book are okey, the 4 others are shit)

If you want to start reading books and you like space marines. Go for :
Grey Knights (the same warriors as in this video)
Night Lords
Iron Snakes

If you prefer normal human soldiers :
Gaunt's ghost (lot of books)

If you prefer Inquisition (special agent) :
Ravenor (3books)

After reading some 40k books, you will start to understand the universe.
And then i advise you go read the 30k books (Horus Heresy era)

They are by far the best books from the serie :)

At the moment i already read around 30 books of warhammer 40K universe. And i'm following the fans & writters to get the latest news. :)
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 02:40:48 pm
Quote from: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 02:08:57 pm
No way.
The Ultramarines omnibus is known from all fans to be one of the shitiest books wrote by Graham McNeil :(
(crazy to see that, because his book "Thousand Sons" (war 30K) is by far my favorite)
It's full of non sens, errors, non-fluffic events, etc...
Stories aren't especially nice (the 2 book are okey, the 4 others are shit)

If you want to start reading books and you like space marines. Go for :
Grey Knights (the same warriors as in this video)
Night Lords
Iron Snakes

If you prefer normal human soldiers :
Gaunt's ghost (lot of books)

If you prefer Inquisition (special agent) :
Ravenor (3books)

After reading some 40k books, you will start to understand the universe.
And then i advise you go read the 30k books (Horus Heresy era)

They are by far the best books from the serie :)

At the moment i already read around 30 books of warhammer 40K universe. And i'm following the fans & writters to get the latest news. :)

Im not necessarily saying its a good book but it holds ALOT of basic info about the universe to get one started and interested.


If you dont like reading: http://www.youtube.com/user/VaultsOfTerra

Also, a good book is one that reads well and will suck you in its story, judging a book by its faults is nitpicking on the details. The 40k universe is so massive and so full of information that I envy the writer who manages to write one without errors, especially with the hardcore-focused-on-details fanbase it has its one hell of a job.

Yes, i thoroughly enjoyed the UM omnibus
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Post by: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 02:46:02 pm
Nice video

I always feel bad about GK cos my mate plays them, and he usually ends up teleporting some in, they sit base-base for a turn, and I blast them all with my Demolisher :(
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 03:26:12 pm
I made my own chapter years ago, but I gave up on tabletop because.. Wel... The people that play this.. Lets say they arent my people.. I never understand their jokes :P

Also wrote some bad ass lore thats so full of grammatical errors that i didnt dare post it on Dakka  :oops:
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Post by: Grumpy_Nic on July 03, 2014, 04:15:31 pm
Love that video! Love 40k, played a lot back then and bought so much stuff for it...
Looking forward to see more

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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 04:16:02 pm
Give me the name of the book included in the UM Omnibus please.

If i'm correct, it's the 3 first book.
(So they are decent correct)
The first, has some errors, but i enjoyed the story.
The second had enormous errors, but the story was made in an "epic" way.
The third, is decent. Interesting point of view, of a chaotic world.

The next (4-5-6) are pure bullshit sadly :(

I think the 4-5-6 are not included in the Omnibus.

But single romans are better when you start discovering the warhammer 40k universe.
Because you will learn much more about different chapter / factions, etc...
Reading a trilogy of the same hero wont make you learn much.

By the way, the small book " For The Emperor" is pretty cool, with some humour (which is rare in war40K) and a very good story.
It's one of my favorite, but i don't advise to read it as a beginner.

@joseph porta : Go read the Horus heresy books, if you didn't yet.
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 04:27:42 pm
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 02:40:48 pm
Also, a good book is one that reads well and will suck you in its story, judging a book by its faults is nitpicking on the details. The 40k universe is so massive and so full of information that I envy the writer who manages to write one without errors
Some did.
I enjoy Graham McNeil, who is my second fav writter in warhammer after Aaron Dembski Bowden, and they both wrote some perfect books, without any fluff errors.
But its not only about fluff.
It's also about some things that are clearly impossible in the universe.

I'll spoil the Omnibus in the spoiler bellow :
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 04:38:57 pm
Here the "best" tribute video of the imperium of man.




The Imperium of Man : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzRh4tPcXHY&feature=g-vrec

The Imperial Gard : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDJKeZjtQf4


Adeptus Mechanicus : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVKEtIkYKn8&feature=related
(A nice band of psychopaths)

Officio Assassinorum : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wwx16DoJms&feature=relmfu
(Good video, nothing to say on it)

The Inquisition : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHn1FY0BQPw&feature=fvwrel
(No comment *innocent face*)

Adepta Sororitas : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZZgbSy8GwY&feature=fvwrel
(Fanatic as hell)

Some Space Marines chapters :

Imperial Fist : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf1AynqhbNc

Black Templar : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gLg6NrhpYI

Space Wolves : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muJVAqazXdE
(I had big difficulties to find one without death metal music on background...)

Grey Knight : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJuCdYTHaAI
(The chapter serve The Ordo Malleus)

DeathWatch : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTpNqJQtvuU
(Serving The Ordo Xeno. It's not really a chapter, they are regrouping Space Marines from many chapters)

Adeptus Custodes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8sz6fhHqyw
(And finally, The Emperor and his body guard.  )

I'll post the videos of the other races / factions in another post bellow.
Enjoy

FrenchKiss
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 04:44:05 pm
And now here the videos about the other races / factions :


After the fanatical humans, here some even more crazy : The chaos :)

- The Chaos (all gods included) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtWrUGdDU6M
(One thing to say : They kick ass :) )  

- The Eldars : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidLo-AO0j0
(Several good musics, but bad quality :( )  

- The Green Skins : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtC1b9rUUgQ
(Hmm what can i say ? WAAAAAAAAGGGHHH?!!!!!!!!!)  

- The Tau : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1da4ywcYfg
(Very good tribute, introducing well all factions included of the Empire, the music follow their style.)  

- The Necrons : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkdEYNgGXVs
(Awesome movie making, we can feel the fear & the death ! The Death is coming...)  

- The Tyranids : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wokjruafs
(Good tribute, the pictures are nice)    

- Dark Eldars : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFtUP8SMUiU
(great movie making)  

Enjoy !

FrenchKiss
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Post by: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 04:59:39 pm
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 03:26:12 pm
I made my own chapter years ago, but I gave up on tabletop because.. Wel... The people that play this.. Lets say they arent my people.. I never understand their jokes :P

Haha yeah same here. I only played recently cos some colleagues had a full on regression back into it and I thought I'd give it another go. Ended up spending like 15% of my wages every month on stuff for my army :S Moved companies and now never use it, and its getting ebayed. 
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Post by: [ptx] on July 03, 2014, 05:05:24 pm
As a starting point in WH40k universe...

Why, you obviously start in 30k! Horus Heresy series! It is the stuff that defines pretty much everything that happens after, whilst also giving a good insight into many of the legions, as well as the universe itself.

'I was there,' he would say afterwards, until afterwards became a time devoid of laughter. 'I was there, the day Horus slew the Emperor.' It was a delicious conceit, and his comrades would chuckle at the sheer treason of it.

Recently finished reading all the currently available HH novels, aww yeah :)
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 05:11:57 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on July 03, 2014, 05:05:24 pm
As a starting point in WH40k universe...

Why, you obviously start in 30k! Horus Heresy series! It is the stuff that defines pretty much everything that happens after, whilst also giving a good insight into many of the legions, as well as the universe itself.

Recently finished reading all the currently available HH novels, aww yeah :)
Well, i disagree with that. But i understand your point.
Because the 30k universe is completly different than the 40k.
So if he starts reading the 30k books, he wont know anything about what is really warhammer 40.000.
It's really not the same atmosphere & the background.
In my view, it's better to properly know the 40k universe before steping back and read the Horus Heresy Era.
And so, when he will read the 30k books, he will understand many things, that he vaguely knew from the 40k books.
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Post by: [ptx] on July 03, 2014, 05:20:47 pm
Well, i knew 40k from a number of games and from reading a lot of the wh40k wiki, before i started HH.

Still, it's a great series.
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Post by: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 05:26:47 pm
do we have a 40k thread? I cant help but feel that 'MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER' does not truly illustrate what this thread is about :D
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Post by: Angantyr on July 03, 2014, 06:24:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/user/VaultsOfTerra
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Post by: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 06:57:24 pm
Quote from: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 05:26:47 pm
do we have a 40k thread? I cant help but feel that 'MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER' does not truly illustrate what this thread is about :D
I think we don't :) I'll make it properly tomorrow :) with all the tributes and usefull links :)
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Post by: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 07:02:12 pm
Sounds good Herezy!
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Post by: Christo on July 03, 2014, 08:09:57 pm
Quote from: Joseph Porta on July 03, 2014, 01:16:36 pm
It bothers me that their world eater song has a black templar on its cover   :evil:

'tis a youtube video, a slideshow m8

Quote from: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 02:00:05 pm
FUCKING HERETIC
Death metal music with warhammer 40K ...
Only kids metal fan-boys do that. Thoses who don't really know the universe.
Those who just enjoy the "swag death metal style" of some units / factions....
And sadly i see more & more often such videos on youtube. :(

Well what did you expect from Bolt Thrower, a country song?

Also this album was released in '89. I'm quite sure they know their shit.
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Post by: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 11:52:24 pm
Yeah I think they were like the official Warhammer band or something, during like the first edition of 40k. When space marines looked like...
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Post by: Christo on July 04, 2014, 12:05:23 pm
Yeah copying a bit from wiki here

The band takes its name from a weapon in the popular tabletop strategy game Warhammer Fantasy Battle. The lyrics and artwork of their second, third and seventh albums were based on Warhammer Fantasy Battle and its futuristic companion Warhammer 40,000, with much of the art actually being provided by the game's publisher, Games Workshop.
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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 05, 2014, 12:24:01 am
Quote from: Herezy92 on July 03, 2014, 04:16:02 pm
Give me the name of the book included in the UM Omnibus please.

If i'm correct, it's the 3 first book.
(So they are decent correct)

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But single romans are better when you start discovering the warhammer 40k universe.
Because you will learn much more about different chapter / factions, etc...
Reading a trilogy of the same hero wont make you learn much.

By the way, the small book " For The Emperor" is pretty cool, with some humour (which is rare in war40K) and a very good story.
It's one of my favorite, but i don't advise to read it as a beginner.

@joseph porta : Go read the Horus heresy books, if you didn't yet.

The ommniibus includes  3 books yeah, idk if i read the followwing three though, read alot of stuff. Anyways, ii wwaiting wwith the horus heresy especially because its such a large chunk of books to go through that inwwanted to do it properly. So far Gunheads is by far my favouriite novel.

I was actually thijnkingof setting up an imperial guard motoriied regiment, but i never got the money for it..

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Post by: Joseph Porta on July 05, 2014, 12:55:57 am
Quote from: NejStark on July 03, 2014, 05:26:47 pm
do we have a 40k thread? I cant help but feel that 'MY DREAM, MY LIFE, MY LOVE, MY AFFECTION, MY DESIRE, MY G SPOT, MY LOVER' does not truly illustrate what this thread is about :D

I can iimagine :P