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Title: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: njames89 on April 16, 2014, 01:34:17 am
This post will be updated as the situation unfolds. Krosis has attacked the Crusader Kingdom of Acre. He has attacked one of our members inside our territory. This is equal to a declaration of war and unless the situation is explained the Crusader Kingdom of Acre will have to defend itself against this attack and secure its safety for the future.

Please sign up to help us defend our men and the rightful laws of trade! The army will be reinforced with enough tickets and gear to secure victory.  This type of behaviour will not be tolerated.
More coming....
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Switchtense on April 16, 2014, 01:41:19 am
FUCK EXPLANATIONS! LETS SEE SOME ACTION!!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 16, 2014, 01:57:00 am
Ah, so  my demons have come back to haunt me...
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Chosen1 on April 16, 2014, 02:01:45 am
yaaaaay xp
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GiuseppeBlackRose on April 16, 2014, 02:42:41 am
Fifty man clan Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce. How brave. Gallanct knights.. Yeah Right! U hjave lost every strat. U think its going to change this time ?

YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this. WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you. This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: njames89 on April 16, 2014, 03:06:45 am
Fifty man clan Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce. How brave. Gallanct knights.. Yeah Right! U hjave lost every strat. U think its going to change this time ?

YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this. WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you. This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.

You are attacking us? Is this too confusing for you?
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Sharpe on April 16, 2014, 03:17:24 am
You are attacking us? Is this too confusing for you?

They're not attacking you, they're ordering a hit; a hit that effects your entire clan.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 03:26:52 am
well shit at least something is fucking happening
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: kinngrimm on April 16, 2014, 03:39:02 am
Fifty man clan Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce. How brave. Gallanct knights.. Yeah Right! U hjave lost every strat. U think its going to change this time ?
Just do it like all other UIF dogs, call the big moma bear for help ^^

YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this. WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you. This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.
provoked? a 120ish troop sized provoked a 1300ish troop sized to attack him? like 'yo big fellow bite me' damn, imagine that, somewhere in the snowlands 2 armies meeting in the middle of nowhere and the underdog ^^ got called a pussy, so the underdog attacks a ten times smaller force ^^. Kind of reminds me when my member got attacked by Gforce.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: protox2k on April 16, 2014, 03:46:48 am
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 16, 2014, 03:47:28 am
YOUR Man provoked MY man.

MY man is feeling so provoked right now.

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Westgate on April 16, 2014, 03:58:17 am
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Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce
That is why it says Acre is defending, gf bro.

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YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this.
Ermahgerd, someone called me a mean name in a vidja game, commence jimmyoverload.exe

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WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you.
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This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.
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Let's all get ready to 'rastle.

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Keshian on April 16, 2014, 04:46:49 am
Fifty man clan Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce. How brave. Gallanct knights.. Yeah Right! U hjave lost every strat. U think its going to change this time ?

YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this. WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you. This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.


Giuseppe - you put the special in special ed.    :twisted: :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: HarryCrumb on April 16, 2014, 05:17:44 am
That is why it says Acre is defending, gf bro.
Ermahgerd, someone called me a mean name in a vidja game, commence jimmyoverload.exe
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Let's all get ready to 'rastle.

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fk this dude and fk his stupid gifs

~relit
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: HardRice on April 16, 2014, 05:26:36 am
Giuseppe, if you weren't a snivelling retard you'd tell it like it is, an attack on Acre, Which is awesome because NA finally gets a good war between even opponent.

Aside from Giuseppe being his usual cunt self, I'm really fucking excited because both sides actually have a semblance of an economy and there's going to be A GOOD FUCKING WAR FINALLY
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 05:53:03 am
I would appreciate it if everyone would stop with the bigoted, disparaging remarks. I understand the excitement, and curse words are okay, but stop calling people things that hurt their feelings.

Talking to your hardrice. Tone it down amigo, you're being rude.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Novamere on April 16, 2014, 06:00:01 am
I would appreciate it if everyone would stop with the bigoted, disparaging remarks. I understand the excitement, and curse words are okay, but stop calling people things that hurt their feelings.

Talking to your hardrice. Tone it down amigo, you're being rude.

Coming from you of all people is this serious or a troll? haha
Have i been gone that long....

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Westgate on April 16, 2014, 06:01:36 am
I would appreciate it if everyone would stop with the bigoted, disparaging remarks. I understand the excitement, and curse words are okay, but stop calling people things that hurt their feelings.
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Artyem on April 16, 2014, 06:01:40 am
I support this war 115343%, but I swear to god if anybody intervenes I will shit bricks.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Horns_Archive on April 16, 2014, 06:05:02 am
I support this war 115343%, but I swear to god if anybody intervenes I will shit bricks.

Who is going to intervene, everyone in strat is watching paint dry.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 06:15:25 am
This guy calls someone a "snivelling (sic) retard" and I'm the one getting down voted? Excuse me but I work with retarded people everyday when I go to work (we talk about 007 and playing music while he does his work and I do mine), and I don't appreciate the term being used disparagingly over a video game. Call him an idiot, call him a jackass, but don't call him a retard. Pick your words to be funny or inventive instead of just flat out mean, that is something I usually tried to follow when I shit talked.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: HardRice on April 16, 2014, 06:26:22 am
This guy calls someone a "snivelling (sic) retard" and I'm the one getting down voted? Excuse me but I work with retarded people everyday when I go to work (we talk about 007 and playing music while he does his work and I do mine), and I don't appreciate the term being used disparagingly over a video game. Call him an idiot, call him a jackass, but don't call him a retard. Pick your words to be funny or inventive instead of just flat out mean, that is something I usually tried to follow when I shit talked.

I'm not gonna get into a debate on the connotation of the word retard on a c-rpg forum board with you, of all people.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 06:30:58 am
There doesn't need to be a debate, just stop using it disparagingly.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: PsychoTwins on April 16, 2014, 06:31:31 am
This guy calls someone a "snivelling (sic) retard" and I'm the one getting down voted? Excuse me but I work with retarded people everyday when I go to work (we talk about 007 and playing music while he does his work and I do mine), and I don't appreciate the term being used disparagingly over a video game. Call him an idiot, call him a jackass, but don't call him a retard. Pick your words to be funny or inventive instead of just flat out mean, that is something I usually tried to follow when I shit talked.

Do you work with any homosexuals? If you do, I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate your game nicks; if not, same concept applies as how you dislike the word retard being used. Then again, this may just be you trolling, idk  :?

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 06:39:17 am
Do you work with any homosexuals? If you do, I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate your game nicks; if not, same concept applies as how you dislike the word retard being used. Then again, this may just be you trolling, idk  :?

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I AM a homosexual.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: PsychoTwins on April 16, 2014, 06:43:47 am
I AM a homosexual.

So just trolling then.

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: HardRice on April 16, 2014, 06:50:29 am
There doesn't need to be a debate, just stop using it disparagingly.

To say the kinds of things you've said on these boards, then turn around suddenly and take the moral high ground like some sort of champion for trying not to offend people is one of the most irritating things I've ever witnessed.

I won't apologize because retard is a word means nothing to me. Just like my old friend doesn't mean anything to you, nor friend or the variety of things you enjoy spewing on the internet.


Sorry James, didn't mean to hijack the thread with this, I've said my piece.


Edit: Fuck I got trolled.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 07:00:54 am
I don't say those things anymore because I try to act like more of a man now and try to represent the wholeness of the personage that is required of a man by acting on the internet as I do in real life, so that if someone knew what I did on my computer they wouldn't be disgusted with me. Those words may not mean anything to you but they mean the world to other people, and that is what matters. Try using insults like cuntslapper or douchejockey instead of flippantly using truly offensive words.

I would feel bad interrupting the flow of the thread but there will be a lot of time for Acre-Gforce entertainment where we're going.

Bring on the downvotes, I don't give a faaaauuuuck.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Goretooth on April 16, 2014, 08:54:59 am
Fifty man clan Acre atks well known underdog clan gforce. How brave. Gallanct knights.. Yeah Right! U hjave lost every strat. U think its going to change this time ?

YOUR Man provoked MY man. U STarted this. WE will finish this. Bring it. I will end you. This time GFORCE will be the reason acre is dead.
lol what? hjave atks Gallanct

ROFL "How brave. Gallanct knights.."
https://www.google.com/#q=GALLANCT
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: dreadnok on April 16, 2014, 12:49:28 pm
Do you work with any homosexuals? If you do, I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate your game nicks; if not, same concept applies as how you dislike the word retard being used. Then again, this may just be you trolling, idk  :?

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They chose to be that tho. That's fair game
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: kinngrimm on April 16, 2014, 01:30:09 pm
I don't say those things anymore because I try to act like more of a man now and try to represent the wholeness of the personage that is required of a man by acting on the internet as I do in real life, so that if someone knew what I did on my computer they wouldn't be disgusted with me. Those words may not mean anything to you but they mean the world to other people, and that is what matters. ...
I don't mind you trying to be a better man. I "try" myself the same again and again. One part of that is also not to impose your own morals onto others. That but still is what i do at times myself, then again, it is not me being here now being on the defense ^^. Tolarance is a strange thing, you need even to grant it to dicks at times, aslong no physical hurt is done by them. Then again mobing can be hurtfull too and lead to physical pain and forums are one of the best breeding grounds for those who try to mob people ... those are mostly then called trolls ^^ i guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbZhpf3sQxQ

Also telling people what language to use and which not is what George Carlin often tried to get peoples attention on. Only because PTSD, Post Traumatic Stress Syndrom sounds , softer, does not make it better then Shellshock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Reinhardt on April 16, 2014, 02:22:03 pm
2nd page in, already derailed. Not bad. Better luck next time, maybe you'll get it on the first page.


On a war-related note: @Giuseppe.... hwat?
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Thryn on April 16, 2014, 02:44:53 pm
They chose to be that tho. That's fair game

Some people choose to be... nevermind.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 16, 2014, 03:03:03 pm
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 16, 2014, 03:04:06 pm
Holy shit you guys are dense. He called guiseppe a sniveling retard because guiseppe is a member of the faction Department of Special Education. I am sorry you cannot handle RP posts in the diplomacy forum, but things have been this way for a long time. Oh god why does my text keep shrinking
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Thryn on April 16, 2014, 03:14:39 pm
Oh god why does my text keep shrinking

I regret copying and pasting this to read it :(
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Testicleez on April 16, 2014, 04:16:06 pm
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"Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after
righteousness: for they shall be filled.

Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.

Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the
children of God.

Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness’ sake:
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven
" -Jesus Christ, 33 A.D.




The vast lands of Calradia have been rather calm & harmonious for quite some time. Severe economic dilemma struck every kingdom from the mountains to the seas, from the deserts to the forests. Few men bear hope of a recovery from these grievous times. As the years moved on, certainty of financial and commercial progress amongst the great rulers elevated. Strengthened armies and caravans began confidently traveling immense lengths in ambition of successful & lucrative commerce, frequently disregarding numerous trade policies. Mindful of their history and still fragile economies, many kingdoms remained permissive. Despite war appearing risky & unpredictable, it was only a matter of time before it became a reality. Inevitably, serious confrontations arose.

So it begins, the unavoidable bloodshed fueled by anger and greed. The ongoing struggle for power and sovereignty. An unforgivable hostile action triggers the start of what might be a long, eventful war filled with havoc and carnage. Two nations in quarrel, both determined to slay their enemy with ferocity like never before. Will the Kingdom of Acre properly defend its lands from the invading DSEP empire? Will there be a retaliation attack in the desert? Who will be stopped? Nothing is certain, except war.

Greatness awaits.




"...Thus choosing to die resisting, rather than to live submitting, they fled only from dishonour, but met danger face to face, and after one brief moment, while at the summit of their fortune, escaped, not from their fear, but from their glory." -Pericles, 431 BC
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Thryn on April 16, 2014, 05:09:28 pm
traveling

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edit: don't read the post below mine, kesh is getting trolled by daruvian pretty hard
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Keshian on April 16, 2014, 05:17:20 pm
I don't say those things anymore because I try to act like more of a man now and try to represent the wholeness of the personage that is required of a man by acting on the internet as I do in real life, so that if someone knew what I did on my computer they wouldn't be disgusted with me. Those words may not mean anything to you but they mean the world to other people, and that is what matters. Try using insults like cuntslapper or douchejockey instead of flippantly using truly offensive words.

I would feel bad interrupting the flow of the thread but there will be a lot of time for Acre-Gforce entertainment where we're going.

Bring on the downvotes, I don't give a faaaauuuuck.

I know females deeply offended and disgusted with your word usage, please stop and act more like a man by using less truly offensive words.


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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Bronto on April 16, 2014, 05:30:07 pm
I would appreciate it if everyone would stop with the bigoted, disparaging remarks. I understand the excitement, and curse words are okay, but stop calling people things that hurt their feelings.

Talking to your hardrice. Tone it down amigo, you're being rude.

Let me remind you, when Rhalzo attacked one of your traders you typed two pages of words like my old friend and friend, also, the surprising combination of my old friendfriend yet here you are spewing bullshit.

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Novamere on April 16, 2014, 05:51:58 pm
Do you work with any homosexuals? If you do, I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate your game nicks; if not, same concept applies as how you dislike the word retard being used. Then again, this may just be you trolling, idk  :?

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Smoothrich on April 16, 2014, 05:53:13 pm
This sneak attack by Kingdom of Acre, breaking our Mutual Trading and Friendship pact, has blindsided me. I was the one telling everyone that no, Acre isn't going to be the Autist Megafaction Supreme FCC 4.0 this round like everyone was claiming.. that they were my friends. Now that Acre is abusing nighttime and obviously getting ready to item bomb our peaceful traders before more follow up 4 AM attacks, I just don't know what to say.

I feel like I was just elected Lord Commander of the Strats Watch after successfully defending the desert at the season finale despite being the lowborn bastard that I, Smoothrich, am, then was betrayed by my sworn Acre Brothers and stabbed to death as a cliffhanger for next round.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Thryn on April 16, 2014, 05:57:51 pm
This sneak attack by Kingdom of Acre, breaking our Mutual Trading and Friendship pact, has blindsided me. I was the one telling everyone that no, Acre isn't going to be the Autist Megafaction Supreme FCC 4.0 this round like everyone was claiming.. that they were my friends. Now that Acre is abusing nighttime and obviously getting ready to item bomb our peaceful traders before more follow up 4 AM attacks, I just don't know what to say.

I feel like I was just elected Lord Commander of the Strats Watch after successfully defending the desert at the season finale despite being the lowborn bastard that I, Smoothrich, am, then was betrayed by my sworn Acre Brothers and stabbed to death as a cliffhanger for next round.

does this mean more fighting? xp pls
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: ildist on April 16, 2014, 05:58:59 pm
there is so much aids in this thread
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Lemon on April 16, 2014, 06:03:56 pm
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THE PROPHET HATH SPOKEN
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 16, 2014, 06:13:24 pm
When I left gforce mafia, I took a stack of papers with me on the way out of the office. I just felt like stealing something for the sake of it. Turns out it was these posters that are now missing from all of the Department of Special Education classrooms... Explains a lot, doesn't it?

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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Novamere on April 16, 2014, 06:36:48 pm
This sneak attack by Kingdom of Acre, breaking our Mutual Trading and Friendship pact, has blindsided me. I was the one telling everyone that no, Acre isn't going to be the Autist Megafaction Supreme FCC 4.0 this round like everyone was claiming.. that they were my friends. Now that Acre is abusing nighttime and obviously getting ready to item bomb our peaceful traders before more follow up 4 AM attacks, I just don't know what to say.

I feel like I was just elected Lord Commander of the Strats Watch after successfully defending the desert at the season finale despite being the lowborn bastard that I, Smoothrich, am, then was betrayed by my sworn Acre Brothers and stabbed to death as a cliffhanger for next round.

i SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Krosis on April 16, 2014, 07:04:04 pm
I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Mae. on April 16, 2014, 07:09:33 pm
I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

damn, alright. i aint even mad.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Reinhardt on April 16, 2014, 07:22:30 pm
I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

You mistake roleplaying and actually playing this game for sperging out. Wait a minute...
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 16, 2014, 09:18:28 pm
Just because I'm making attempts not to be offensive doesn't mean I can't still troll you people with hyperbolic parodies of personality. Now it's just more subtle, gentle... more refined, and perhaps even family friendly. In order to demonstrate what I mean I have developed this graphic to explain myself.

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Also kinggrimm I've seen all of Carlin's stand up and thoroughly enjoyed it to the extent that in my childhood he was an idol of mine.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: The_Devious_Duc_Volpe on April 16, 2014, 11:44:50 pm
there is so much aids in this thread

Truer words have never been spoken.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Testicleez on April 16, 2014, 11:48:29 pm
I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

I didn't type up that stupid fucking story for nothing. You were commanded by your leaders to attack the largest acre caravan in sight, thus starting the war. That's what happened.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Spanish on April 16, 2014, 11:54:30 pm
I didn't type up that stupid fucking story for nothing. You were commanded by your leaders to attack the largest acre caravan in sight, thus starting the war. That's what happened.

I +1 your post so you wouldn't be at exactly 300 anymore because it bothered me. I think reading this thread gave me a couple mental disorders.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: StonedSteel on April 17, 2014, 12:34:24 am
I'd like to point out that, I was bored.. because this game is boring. I have like no gold atm and figured it should be fun to attack something. The guy I attacked was the closest thing to me... No one told me to attack anyone, I find it funny that this thread has 4 pages on it and you guys are being spergs. I have troops and gear and stuff might as well use them... started a war? Someone has to.


this game sucks.

Gotta admit, this post made my day.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Chosen1 on April 17, 2014, 01:49:13 am
I think the one thing we can learn from this strat is that quantity > quality.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Keshian on April 17, 2014, 01:55:55 am
I think the one thing we can learn from this strat is that quantity > quality.

I think it had more to do with only 43 mercs being hired on an attacking army side so couldnt use tickets up - actually did better than 1 to 1 as attackers with that shitty map for defenders.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 17, 2014, 03:50:22 am
I wish the roster had been full on both sides, but it was better than AI city defenses so far. Acre has some new players who have never participated in strat before, so anything that isn't a 10 minute flag cap is nice to encourage them to sign up.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Sellka on April 17, 2014, 04:13:10 am
I think it had more to do with only 43 mercs being hired on an attacking army side so couldnt use tickets up - actually did better than 1 to 1 as attackers with that shitty map for defenders.


yeah those invisible walls the archers were using were a pain and made things much harder for us archers on the defending side. :P
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Bryggan on April 17, 2014, 05:16:11 am
The opinion of the 13 Knights:

War.  Odd, at this time.  I would have assumed everyone was going to use this time to capture all the AI fiefs, then once they were all gone, focus on real enemies.

Personally, we of the 13 Knights are very, very cool with this.  We, as you know, left Frisia because they didn't give us orders to attack* soon enough and went on our own and took New Shulus.  Then, after joining Acre, we gifted it to Fenris.  Then we rebuilt and took New Slezkh Castle, which we gifted to our liege, the rightful King of Calradia, James of Acre.

Since then we've been ready and itching to take something else.  Our poor king had his hands full stopping us from attemping to take castles from neighbour's and ally's lands.  We were always asking him, 'Let us take this', and he'd say, 'no, that is claimed by others'.  Now the 13 Knights are truly feudal in spirit.  We do not give our silver to the king, we exchange our military service for his aid.  But we follow his rules, and when we can't kill, it is... it is... Frustrating and angrifying.  We trade, we make money, we arm.  For what? For now.

We are desertward now.

*By the way, Sanderson, you sent a message to Dirk when he was in camp instead of to me to attack New Mechin.  Due to that mix up I got impatient and took New Shulus.  If you had sent that message to me, the map of Strategus might look different.

Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: StonedSteel on April 17, 2014, 05:23:44 am
we of the 13? theres like 2 of you?
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Bryggan on April 17, 2014, 05:25:44 am
There are 13... It's just that 11 of you don't know it yet.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: dynamike on April 17, 2014, 04:31:08 pm
God, I wish my Strat faction would not be so unlikeable.
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: dreadnok on April 17, 2014, 06:59:12 pm
Some people choose to be... nevermind.


And they are fair game as well
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: dreadnok on April 17, 2014, 07:17:04 pm
I know females deeply offended and disgusted with your word usage, please stop and act more like a man by using less truly offensive words.


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Big difference being offensive and a complete fucking scumbag picking on people who can't defend themsekves
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 17, 2014, 07:51:51 pm
NA drama is so much better than EU drama  :lol:
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: StonedSteel on April 18, 2014, 03:10:27 am
hmm, must be the one thing NA does better then EU

shots fired

im from NA btw...but its the truth
Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: mrrdhardy on April 18, 2014, 03:40:46 am
hmm, must be the one thing NA does better then EU

shots fired

im from NA btw...but its the truth

Im EU and I think NA Strat is better I wonder why.........
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Title: Re: GForce/Special Ed Declares war by action on the Crusader Kingdom of Acre
Post by: Uumdi on April 20, 2014, 10:55:30 am
u guys wanna join my glee club?

Uumdi unraveled his turban and crayons fell all over the place.