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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: CALAMARI on March 27, 2014, 04:17:15 am

Title: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: CALAMARI on March 27, 2014, 04:17:15 am
Cease-Fire Agreement

We the parties of this agreement:

Shall cease hostilities until 4/30/14 11:59_PM EST.

Shall immediately halt to any assistance, collaboration, or giving of sanctuary to any hostile forces bent on the destabilization of herein mentioned factions.

Monitoring of the cease-fire shall be reported through an appointed international commission consisting of Artyem, Landscribe, and CrazyCracka420.

Approval needed to verify this document will include the signature of four Republic of Squids, two Frisian, two Astralis leaders, and also the above mentioned monitoring commission. If these cannot be obtained by 4/1/14 this document becomes null and void.   

Signed,
Republic of Squids:
Calamari VERIFIED
Holiday VERIFIED
Kraken VERIFIED
Dionysus VERIFIED

Frisia:
Sandersson DENIED
Chosen1 DENIED

Astralis:
Crispy It's a trap!
SittingBull It's a nomad life

Monitoring Commission:
Artyem VERIFIED
Landscribe CONFUSED
CrazyCracka420 VERIFIED


Honorable Mentions:
Jack_1 VERIFIED 
Frank_the_Tank DISTRACTED
Kamikaze_Joe VERIFIED
Wes DENIED
Havelle DENIED
Balikar  DENIED
Murdertron CONFUSED
Vengt037 DISTRACTED
BRONTO
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Holiday203 on March 27, 2014, 04:19:45 am
Verified.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 27, 2014, 04:38:54 am
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Artyem on March 27, 2014, 05:02:32 am
signed, I guess
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Jack1 on March 27, 2014, 05:03:37 am
VERIFIED
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Captain_Skinboat on March 27, 2014, 05:04:45 am
Signed by Senor Kraken
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Dionysus on March 27, 2014, 05:05:24 am
I, Dionysus, verify the integrity of this ceasefire.

I love you Jack, but get OUT.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 27, 2014, 05:14:36 am
It's signed

I can only approve

-KaMiKaZe_JoE
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 27, 2014, 05:24:11 am
This never passed in the council.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 27, 2014, 05:44:38 am
Who?
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 27, 2014, 08:02:37 am
I do appreciate the nature of the thread, but I must respectfully decline.

We like fighting everyone that has initiated hostilities towards us.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Balikar on March 27, 2014, 01:08:02 pm
In other words, "We kicked you guys while you were down, took your fiefs and gave them away, and really don't want it to come back and haunt us."

I don't think they're going to just let this go.  It would be one thing if it was fair.  But from what I've heard, you guys did anything but.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: MURDERTRON on March 27, 2014, 02:09:29 pm
WHAT
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Vengt037 on March 27, 2014, 02:51:37 pm
Seriously though, that goat simulator looks amazing.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 27, 2014, 02:54:01 pm
Monitoring has commenced
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Balikar on March 27, 2014, 03:13:31 pm
Monitoring has commenced

And Frisia has declined the cease fire.  ;-) 
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: HardRice on March 27, 2014, 04:47:51 pm
So you made a thread talking about a ceasefire without talking to every party involved in the ceasefire?
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Spurdospera on March 27, 2014, 04:51:02 pm
By any chance, are squids related to kalmar?
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Jona on March 27, 2014, 05:30:58 pm
By any chance, are squids related to kalmar kalimar kalimari calimari?


Yes, yes they are. In fact they are often times considered one and the same.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 27, 2014, 05:33:17 pm
So you made a thread talking about a ceasefire without talking to every party involved in the ceasefire?

Rookies.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Dionysus on March 27, 2014, 06:12:33 pm
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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Bronto on March 27, 2014, 11:11:38 pm
I would like to VERIFY my CONFUSION and DENY Sauce the right to keep closing the Remnerd thread.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: lcrispyl on March 28, 2014, 02:08:23 am
This Post made Me LOL inside... and maybe pee a little... not sure if it was for excitement, disbelief, or simply was to too lazy to piss in the toilet... AT this point, How can you even be trusted... Can't trust your RL friends, what makes you think I can trust them in the internets games? Sounds like a TRAP!!!!!!
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on March 28, 2014, 04:57:26 am
Good luck to Astralis.  I hope they get re-established. 
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 28, 2014, 05:15:48 am
This Post made Me LOL inside... and maybe pee a little... not sure if it was for excitement, disbelief, or simply was to too lazy to piss in the toilet... AT this point, How can you even be trusted... Can't trust your RL friends, what makes you think I can trust them in the internets games? Sounds like a TRAP!!!!!!

Still think you should deck the lot of them in a fist fight. Some adreneline and Testosterone are good for  you.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 28, 2014, 05:17:13 am
Astralis is going to get stomped bud.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: SittingBull on March 28, 2014, 06:11:45 am
You see, the benefit of being nomadic is we have nothing to lose. But you, you have everything to lose.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Inglorious on March 28, 2014, 09:50:43 am
You see, the benefit of being nomadic is we have nothing to lose. But you, you have everything to lose.

I read this in Wes Studi's voice... Chills man. Signature quote worthy.

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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 28, 2014, 01:50:12 pm
You see, the benefit of being nomadic is we have nothing to lose. But you, you have everything to lose.

And this is why nomads no longer exist.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: HardRice on March 28, 2014, 02:49:49 pm
And this is why nomads no longer exist.

Nah they do.

They're not widespread due to armoured vehicles.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on March 28, 2014, 06:51:36 pm
You see, the benefit of being nomadic is we have nothing to lose. But you, you have everything to lose.
You and I spoke prior to the war.  You said if we took Fenada... all was forgiven.  I'm still operating under that assumption. 

So...  Are we still at war?  Or is all forgiven?  We certainly have no beef with you guys. 
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 28, 2014, 08:45:39 pm
You and I spoke prior to the war.  You said if we took Fenada... all was forgiven.  I'm still operating under that assumption. 

So...  Are we still at war?  Or is all forgiven?  We certainly have no beef with you guys.

Technically, Crispy know IRL like half of AoW(leadership), and he in the end chose to do this cause he said "Fuck it, I'm doing it!" last night. I do believe that we are...on uneven terms. No attack orders are out on y'all, so I guess? Then again, I'm at the troop grind stage right now due to RL.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Vengt037 on March 28, 2014, 08:59:01 pm
You see, the benefit of being nomadic is we have nothing to lose. But you, you have everything to lose.

Play this while you read
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What if we found you a nice reservation for you settle to down on and helped you assimilate into the culture of the Wardens of the North?

Chief Sitting Bull, turn not to the great buffalo herds, for there you will find nought but ashes and highways of bones. The plains lie desolate. They will not sustain you, your people or your noble way of life. But we can give you a new game to hunt. Their lands hold untold riches, gold, women and weapons. They cower inside their castle walls for their courage cannot match your own.  They are Italians, and the plains shall be brought to life with rivers of their blood.

Chief Sitting Bull, the decision is yours. I cannot offer you peace, nor even trade or wealth, for I know they interest you not. Seek you now, a death worthy of your forefathers, and you shall return thence, to the campfires of your people, a man wreathed in feathers of glory, having visited the lands of your enemies, and slaying many. Even now they tremble. Ride forward with us, and let sound once more the beating of the war drum.

Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: SittingBull on March 28, 2014, 09:10:19 pm
You and I spoke prior to the war.  You said if we took Fenada... all was forgiven.  I'm still operating under that assumption. 

So...  Are we still at war?  Or is all forgiven?  We certainly have no beef with you guys.

Our beef with you ended with Frisias northern fief. Astralis is all good with Wards of the North in our minds eye.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 03:30:14 am
Hi I'm the leader of Frisia, and I'm cool with this but only if we tone down the nerdiness of calling it a cease fire and having set dates and stuff. I'd only be cool with it if it was a petition saying "okay, we're cool with each other pretty much right". If you can change it to that I will nullify the other Frisian's shitposts. The whole LCO/FCC cease fire at the end of strat 4 that made like 2 months of skimpy battles put a bad taste into my mouth, and it was really nerdy, so I don't like it that way.

If we can change it to less nerdy and not set dates and stuff then I will signed and only can of approveds.

EDIT: on second thought this is pussy stuff, lets not do planned cease fire shit like scheming nerds

extra edit: excuse my offensive language please
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 29, 2014, 04:01:39 am
Good battle! I went into Astralis ts 3 min before the battle and said "good luck". Immediately banned. Great sports man ship. Organize your gear fast and prepare for another assault. In 3 days I'm sending down an army. Oh sorry it'll be another army after we attack tonight. Bye bye sitting bull :)
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 04:03:04 am
Don't be rude like that please Wesley it's unbecoming towards your character. Turn the other cheek.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: SittingBull on March 29, 2014, 04:08:41 am
I'm drunk and didn't feel like listening to you pretend to be cordial.

Go ahead and send another army, you taking back the fief will be no sweat off my back. If we were seriously trying to keep that area you would have seen much more of us in the south.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 29, 2014, 04:10:28 am
Good battle! I went into Astralis ts 3 min before the battle and said "good luck". Immediately banned. Great sports man ship. Organize your gear fast and prepare for another assault. In 3 days I'm sending down an army. Oh sorry it'll be another army after we attack tonight. Bye bye sitting bull :)

Bull's drunk. Legitimately drunk. You shoulda heard him DURING the battle.

I'll get around to unbanning you either when I feel like it tomorrow.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 04:15:36 am
There really is nothing worse than someone falsely and ingratiatingly trying to sound cordial in the duplicitous way that internet nerds do. If you're not sure of the tone I'm trying to convey just think about how Kesh talks to people when he's trying to sound nice to them. I feel like I've noticed some of those tendencies in your behavior recently Wesley... but what do I know, all I see is forum posts. Nothing personal Kesh or Wesley, just nerd rambling.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 29, 2014, 04:47:19 am
Your drinking? I'm drinking too. I have 40 witnesses from ts. Shut up you alcoholic nomads.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Balikar on March 29, 2014, 04:54:51 am
Alcoholic nomads... Such an insult. 

You're just mad that you're not IN Astralis Wesley.  Afterall, just look at how upset you are about being banned from their teamspeak...
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 29, 2014, 06:43:14 am
Alcoholic nomads... Such an insult. 

You're just mad that you're not IN Astralis Wesley.  Afterall, just look at how upset you are about being banned from their teamspeak...

Wouldn't blame him. Astralis TS is where it's at to get Dreads' 'Grenades'
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Keshian on March 29, 2014, 07:02:51 am
There really is nothing worse than someone falsely and ingratiatingly trying to sound cordial in the duplicitous way that internet nerds do. If you're not sure of the tone I'm trying to convey just think about how Kesh talks to people when he's trying to sound nice to them. I feel like I've noticed some of those tendencies in your behavior recently Wesley... but what do I know, all I see is forum posts. Nothing personal Kesh or Wesley, just nerd rambling.

Lol its funny I used to say the same thing about you and sandy.  It grated on the ears the insincerity in the vocal tones.  I just try to be polite and ask politely - don't need to do anything fake with that.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 07:15:33 am
How on Earth can you possibly say that about me kesh? Are you sure you don't mean something else or just mean Sandy? like I don't know how anyone could come to that conclusion, because I never say anything to people in this game in an ingratiating tone, and i think that is probably the first thing people know about me

ive led a crpg career of saying things in an unthankful, leave-it-or-take-it, satirically self-righteous and obscene way at every opportunity, though lately ive tried not to be mean to anyone
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Bronto on March 29, 2014, 02:21:45 pm
Daruvian just two weeks or so ago you shit more garbage out of your keyboard at Rhalzo than anyone I've ever encountered and you come here and have the gall to say what Wesley is saying is unbecoming of him. I hope you do/did change and aren't going to act like a big immature internet baby but I doubt it. In a few weeks, probably earlier, you'll be back to insulting everyone and everything with your clan of trolls, all the while patting yourself on the back because of your self perceived intellectual superiority.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Chosen1 on March 29, 2014, 04:37:14 pm
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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: TR_Ragnarok on March 29, 2014, 05:52:35 pm
Everybody in this thread would make a great World Leader. Makes world talks more interesting imo.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 29, 2014, 06:40:49 pm
This is why strat is so fun. If only it was half war half diplomacy. ( instead of 80 percent diplomacy)
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 07:33:55 pm
it wasn't because of "perceived intellectual superiority", you're projecting that upon me as a motivation

it was because i thought it was funny

however i apologize
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: PsychoTwins on March 29, 2014, 07:35:17 pm
it wasn't because of "perceived intellectual superiority", you're projecting that upon me as a motivation

it was because i thought it was funny

Daru stop posting and get back in NA_1 to wreck some nubs jeeez
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 29, 2014, 07:41:57 pm
Lol its funny I used to say the same thing about you and sandy.  It grated on the ears the insincerity in the vocal tones.  I just try to be polite and ask politely - don't need to do anything fake with that.

Agreed completely. Couldn't think of anyone to play the paragon of sincerity than you.

I'll try and work on being a conniving, scheming, two-faced piece of shit. Won't be easy though.

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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 07:50:21 pm
Daru stop posting and get back in NA_1 to wreck some nubs jeeez

you bet your ass ill be on again tonight to top scoreboards
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: PsychoTwins on March 29, 2014, 08:25:09 pm
you bet your ass ill be on again tonight to top scoreboards

When you on tonight you should totally show up to this battle for me :D http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=776

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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Keshian on March 29, 2014, 09:00:58 pm
Agreed completely. Couldn't think of anyone to play the paragon of sincerity than you.

I'll try and work on being a conniving, scheming, two-faced piece of shit. Won't be easy though.


Actually I think you got it down pretty good last strat - conniving to take out aow with chaos' help, rejoining cc primarily to get them to fight us, etc. etc.  Anytime I out-fought and killed you on battle server - sending me secret rage messages by forum and pm about how much you hated me, while pretending to be otherwise in front of others.

The difference is I'm a blunt instrument on forums and in ts - no need for conniving for fcc, no spies or secret recordings (like people did to us) - we just said lets  fuck these fuckers up and did it - no need for subtlety - no pretending.  Ask politely for mercs, directly attack the people we were fighting, when we made promises we always delivered, etc.


But more on what I was actually referring to:
The whole merc recruitment thing though in tses - I think its just you were not used to asking polite requests of others - no conniving, just felt artificial like a used car salesman making his pitch because I think you had trouble asking directly.  Your voice was significantly different from your normal vocal tones whenever you asked, like you took on a role trying to pretend how little you cared if they signed up or if you won while really really wanting them to and needing to win (I'm competitive too, but I wouldn't pretend like it didn't matter unless it actually was an unimportant battle).
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: HappyPhantom on March 29, 2014, 10:22:58 pm
REOW!!  :shock:

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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Keshian on March 29, 2014, 10:30:53 pm

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I just want to say yes - Darklands was a fricken awesome game (fucking up the witches' cabal was one of my favorite things) - so wish they made a remake though i still play occasionally with dosbox.  Planescape:torment and master of magic up there too, also all the old gold box AD&D games.

They just don't make games like they used to with thousands of hours put into storyline and character development - now its all about the graphics and the twitchy fingers.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on March 29, 2014, 10:36:54 pm
REOW!!  :shock:

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Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 29, 2014, 11:18:48 pm
Actually I think you got it down pretty good last strat - conniving to take out aow with chaos' help, rejoining cc primarily to get them to fight us, etc. etc.  Anytime I out-fought and killed you on battle server - sending me secret rage messages by forum and pm about how much you hated me, while pretending to be otherwise in front of others.

The difference is I'm a blunt instrument on forums and in ts - no need for conniving for fcc, no spies or secret recordings (like people did to us) - we just said lets  fuck these fuckers up and did it - no need for subtlety - no pretending.  Ask politely for mercs, directly attack the people we were fighting, when we made promises we always delivered, etc.


But more on what I was actually referring to:
The whole merc recruitment thing though in tses - I think its just you were not used to asking polite requests of others - no conniving, just felt artificial like a used car salesman making his pitch because I think you had trouble asking directly.  Your voice was significantly different from your normal vocal tones whenever you asked, like you took on a role trying to pretend how little you cared if they signed up or if you won while really really wanting them to and needing to win (I'm competitive too, but I wouldn't pretend like it didn't matter unless it actually was an unimportant battle).

Oh i see you were judging all of me based off of that thing i did one time 8 months ago
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Wesleysnipes on March 29, 2014, 11:53:48 pm
Fuck yes he is. I consider myself pretty open to everyone on crpg
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Keshian on March 30, 2014, 12:06:13 am
Oh i see you were judging all of me based off of that thing i did one time 8 months ago

Lol, I was talking about sandy there, since I was replying to his statement.  He sent a lot more messages than you for far sillier reasons.  :wink:

And you are right it was a lot more sandy than you - mostly lumping you together because you made the initial statement.  Didn't make as much sense replying that I thought the same way about sandy that you thought about me, when the gist was it was a reciprocal thing between frisians and us that we all do when looking at our enemies and its usually nowhere as bad as we think it is, as perceived by neutral parties.

Then sandy got more personal so I did it right back.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on March 30, 2014, 12:22:45 am
Lol, I was talking about sandy there, since I was replying to his statement.  He sent a lot more messages than you for far sillier reasons.  :wink:

And you are right it was a lot more sandy than you - mostly lumping you together because you made the initial statement.  Didn't make as much sense replying that I thought the same way about sandy that you thought about me, when the gist was it was a reciprocal thing between frisians and us that we all do when looking at our enemies and its usually nowhere as bad as we think it is, as perceived by neutral parties.

Then sandy got more personal so I did it right back.

i forgot the cardinal rule of the forums: if you reply to kesh he's won

i am sorry everyone
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Keshian on March 30, 2014, 01:24:13 am
i forgot the cardinal rule of the forums: if you reply to kesh he's won

i am sorry everyone

This is known!

;) thanks for replying again
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: arowaine on March 30, 2014, 06:46:46 pm
FCC IS RISING AGAIN THE BIRD CLAN ARE RALLYING THE CAW CAW CREW WE MUST GET OUR STRENGTH TOGETHER TO FIGTH THE MYGHTY BIRD LEGION THEY ARE DANGEROUS THEY ARE EVIL THEY ARE FCC 2.0 Oo.


ps : kesh i do love you and thanks for keep the game entertaining CAW CAW
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: UnholyRolyPoly on April 01, 2014, 07:50:14 am
That's pretty false dude, Sandy's generally a sincerely nice dude.

I only spoke to Sandy once or twice and he seemed like a decent dude.  I apologize to him for what I said earlier.  In all honesty I had quit smoking cigarettes that day and was looking for a fight.  It's stupid but shit happens. 
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 01, 2014, 07:52:10 am
Sandy's a bit of a pervert always being in my buttcrack at the beach.
Title: Re: Republic of Squids, Frisia, Astralis
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on April 01, 2014, 08:48:02 pm
I only spoke to Sandy once or twice and he seemed like a decent dude.  I apologize to him for what I said earlier.  In all honesty I had quit smoking cigarettes that day and was looking for a fight.  It's stupid but shit happens.

I don't take it too far to heart man, no worries. I don't get legitimately mad that easily, but I do get frustrated pretty quickly. No need to apologize. I say much worse things, just not on the forums. I get on a pseudonym that everyone can easily tell is me and spew homophobic and racist insults at people. At least I have fun doing it, I guess.