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SO yea guys like I thought we were gonna not play trade simulator. But thats just me. I've always liked strat for the XP and battles not really hey everyone lets join with LCO and Goblins to have this one huge bandwagon alliance to help everyone get their little pixel villages and then sit around wasteing sooooo many troops/ potential for XP.
somebody doesnt like my giant alliance thats gonna try and take over the strat map to play trade simulator
oh no im not internet famous on a dead mod someone halp. anyways I don't have time for autists like you goblin.(click to show/hide)
All I'm saying is whats the point of strat? Fighting or trading?
All I'm saying is whats the point of strat? Fighting or trading?
Gobblins are already at war with Hospitallers (as are we) so what the fuck are you even talking about?and thats great. What i'm talking about is having like 80 merc for the attackers v. 10 tops sign up for villages
Gobblins are already at war with Hospitallers (as are we) so what the fuck are you even talking about?
and thats great. What i'm talking about is having like 80 merc for the attackers v. 10 tops sign up for villages
I'm surprised gobblins would want to be associated with GFORCE. I'd think they would be too scared of you guys recording all the conversation to use as blackmail.
I'm surprised gobblins would want to be associated with GFORCE. I'd think they would be too scared of you guys recording all the conversation to use as blackmail.
Can we get an official post in diplomacy from gobblins kthx
See the thing is I have nothing to fear because I don't go into full on mountain dew and shit-filled diaper rages about cRPG diplomacy (unlike some people) so I have very little fear about my private conversations being revealed.
We're not the largest factions though, shitrock.
Reporting you to moderators for shitposting.
You call his post shitposting? Take look at yours!
I thought we all understood he is allowed to shitpost, considering the rules don't apply to him and admins enforce that.
The M8s, Acre
Nah, both are smaller. Acre for sure is not your size. Mates might be getting closer adding GoW. Most of ravens ...
About a third of Raven joined the GOBBLINs. The rest have quit or are actively seeking other factions. Lets not pull numbers out of thin air, shall we?
Sorry would "largest chunck of ravens and dracul going to any one faction" make you happy.
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Kesh get the dick out of your ass and chill the fuck out, it's only a week into strat and only four factions even own a village. Can't you at least wait a month before pulling the underdog card?
Kesh get the dick out of your ass and chill the fuck out, it's only a week into strat and only four factions even own a village. Can't you at least wait a month before pulling the underdog card?
waaaaaahh
Kesh get the dick out of your ass and chill the fuck out, it's only a week into strat and only four factions even own a village.
i'm visibly upset because people don't want to fight on a side that is nearly promised to lose, will have no leadership or teamspeak to coordinate in, has no brand-recognition or stake in anything and will no longer exist after a single battle
People don't want to fight on a side that is nearly promised to lose, will have no leadership or teamspeak to coordinate in, has no brand-recognition or stake in anything and will no longer exist after a single battle.
Actually we had a game admin tell kesh to take his dick out of his ass. soooooo i think i can chalk that one up to trade simulator 2015 being in full force here shortly.(click to show/hide)
what
I feel like I'm reading the world wide truth movement facebook page right now, as far as I know the current GOBBLIN relations with Occitan are neutral. We haven't made any secret underground pacts or trade agreements to skew the teams on an AI village defense and we're not teaming up with them to do jack shit. Closest thing we've come to that is our apparent alliance with the GFORCE crew, but I guess according to you guys that's going to break the game.
You guys are blowing your spergloads a little too early on this one, considering there isn't a single faction with 2 villages yet in NA. The only battles we're seeing right now (and for the following couple of weeks, I imagine) are battles against AI villages with 200 population and the occasional small lightly armed field battles.
tl;dr calm down, strat 5 is only a week old
jesus christ kesh would you calm the fuck down you autismal man child holy fuck strat has been online for one week
Holy fuck some people. Get a grip dude god damn.
I think you are missing the point - its that none of you ever merc against each other ensuring all the ai villages being attacked by the 3 largest factions barely cost anything. At least in Eu you have large factions sign up on othe side and make for good fights with the better gear the AI villages have thats unbroken and the benefits of being defender with ranged. Most fights go 1:2 for attacker instead of this lame shit you guys are doing.
The small factions attacking NA fiefs still get plenty mercing against them so they are real fights, seems really lame and retarded that three largest factions refuse to merc against each other ever and strat has only just started and you are pulling this shit with it barely 2 weeks old. Cowardly lame ass shit I was really hoping you guys would grow out of without wearing thin the excuse that you have to fight FCC. Its boring, shit xp feeding each other villages for next to nothing.
Just look at the number of mercs on these rosters in these battles - the facts speak for themselves:
Small factions attacking villages:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=79 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=79)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=92 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=92)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=100 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=100)
Your 3 lame-ass fights tonight:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=142 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=142)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=143 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=143)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=145 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive&view=list#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=145)
P.S. Also, clueless - Gforce (basically chaos and some random guys) has taken 2 villages.
It has been one week of video games you daft cum breathing manchild, calm the hell down.
The reason there hasn't been any XP is cause no one wants to sign up for battles that will give them no XP regardless of the player amount and force them to use shitty gear on an uncoordinated team. Like holy fuck you are going WAY too hard in the autism dude.
That's it. I wasn't going to do this Kesh... I wasn't going to do it... but now I have to. You've really taken away all my choices. It might just be time to announce my Secret pact that ive had with lco and gforce all along ive been found out.
jesus christ kesh would you calm the fuck down you autismal man child
I AM SO MAD THAT YOUR GROUP OF STRATEGUS FRIENDS IS BIGGER THAN MINE OMG
I AM SO MAD THAT YOUR GROUP OF STRATEGUS FRIENDS IS BIGGER THAN MINE OMG
Has no one considered that maybe the m8s, occitan, and GOBBLINS (please start including Hospitaller and Acre in the list of large factions) really just want to get some fiefs in their hands and some revenue (so that we can get to at least like 25 body armor and falchions and shit in battles) instead of fighting stupid peasant battles one week into the game? Like why is that such a hard idea to get into your head instead of being a contrarian jizz sock screaming about how nerds aren't signing up against their friends to fight in -2 one gold armor?nerd or canary and where fuck is the swearing?
Keshian you just don't understand that people aren't signing up against each other because they don't have such furious stances about this as you. We aren't such hardcore nerds that we shit ourselves when people don't play against random factions in 200 ticket defences. That's the core difference between us and you. Most of us just see peasant battles and go "eh, fuck thats a waste of time, I'm not playing that". It's not that we have any type of agreement at all stopping us from playing for each other, except maybe just mutual understanding that none of us (the people actually taking fiefs) really wants to be playing these shitty peasant battles. When we actually have the ability to fight fun battles we will start attacking each other.
Oh, and the following numbers are from following the Strategus IDs of the larger factions on Strat to see their actual number of members:
Occitan - 30 members
The M8s - 28 members
Acre - 28 members
Hospitaller - 25 members
The GOBBLIN Empire - 24 members
I know that several of these factions are going to war against each other, or against other factions slightly smaller. Some have asked me for help to attack other factions. In some cases 2 factions have each asked me to attack the other. The party lines are much less designed and finalized than you think. You just have an outsiders view because for the first time the people in control of the greatest amount of players all don't really talk to you.
You're being obtuse... is it deliberate?
Why can't everyone just have no alliances and just go balls ?
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Is every debate like this on NA?
A guy complain and use arguments,
Everyone accused nerdily make the same joke about autism and bundle of sticksry on 5 pages,
I think you are all being autist : Kesh for trying to convince those accused, and the accused for trying to look cool and relaxed about it.
You are literally as bad as Kesh with your threads about UIF. All you shitty europeans and kesh should group up, because you both have some delusional vendetta against *"ALLIANCES"* in a fucking war game.It's not about clans allying with other clans, people get pissed when 2 or more very powerful clans join up in an alliance for four fucking strategus rounds and dominate all the rest.
My faction made significantly more battles, more XP, and more fun than any of the things you've ever contributed to, you assmunching shit baby.
All people recognize you as is that one retard that occasionally makes really bad threads thinking that he's trolling people. Go back to /b/ you jizz sock of a player.
pfff
its looking like strat 5 is gonna be a fucking joke
pfff
its looking like strat 5 is gonna be a fucking joke
Except you guys are signing against all the small factions not just hospitallers and not against the 3 large factions, which is exactly what you are denying. You got caught in a lie so instead of admitting it you dig yourself deeper by trying to put the people calling you out on your lie names and saying you don't really care (except you respond more than any other poster other than me). Your "i don't care shit" doesnt match up" if it did everyone would be getting easy villages to take not just the 3 largest factions who were allied all last strat too.
Fucking be original. God you are tedious.
Kesh, Gforce is a new clan this Strat and Gobblins were a fairly new clan towards the end of last strat. Who is the third clan?
I mean, Kesh REALLY can't be reasoned with. I even showed him that my faction is like the fifth largest, and that two factions he is TOTALLY IGNORING WHEN HE DISCUSSES THIS are actually in the top four largest factions: Hospitaller and Acre. Acre may quickly even become the largest faction. All they would have to do is get three members to put them over Occitan... but Kesh ignores this.
Honestly, what hotmail said is right as far as I can see.
Oh, and saying "I don't care" doesn't mean I'm not going to try and get to the core of what you're saying and try to argue otherwise. It just means that in all practicality, in terms of actual change on Strategus or with my friends, that nothing you have said has convinced me to do anything other than what I am already doing.
Oh, and I can't recall a single Chaos member in my faction last Strategus you shitbag. Do you not remember us launching like 5 battles against Chaos because they wouldn't admit vassalship?
Honestly, I think Kesh just doesn't understand friendship. Someone get this man a Berenstain Bears book or something.
Gforce was around last strat and now consists of many of its members being made up of a huge chunck of chaos members who were gobblin vassals last strat.
Gobblins had been around for months before the end of strat and consisted of FUPA, Chaos, and others and had "vassalized" astralis, Occitan, and others - all clans around for quite a while. Occitan was also around at that time as the other large faction. Not one of these 3 factions merc against each other in the AI fights but are mercing in many of the other ai fights where the 3 largest factions are not involved.
Except it's not sad. It just makes a quicker game progression to the type of game we want to play. It's not so that we all ally and get together 3 months and shit on the rest of the map. It's so that in 2 months we will actually be capable of having battles that we think are fun... and no amount of your whinging is going to convince us that trying to pursue our idea of fun is the wrong thing to do.
Maybe the people who are already at war are interested in trying to keep things parallel and don't want to rock the boat against other uninvolved large factions over something stupid when people are still in the process of drawing their fiefs from the neutral pool. What we have now is people unconcerned with defending the neutral villages against factions who are going to take them whether people are signed up or not. It may be unfortunate that the biggest factions don't see heavier ticket losses while staking their claims, but I think connecting dots and reading into what people are going to do this early on is moot.
THEYRE AT WAR WITH HOSPITALLERSIF IT WERE JUST HOSP THATD BE COOL BUT IT REALLY ISNT IF YOU INSIST ILL GO AND GET SCREENCAPS
You are convincing me that you are literally autistic.
I'll spell it out for you Kesh here-
There are people who play this game and like each other as people, not just for c-RPG related things (a hard to understand concept for you I know).
Then there are people who are unliked not just because of c-RPG things, but because they are awful people, point in case you.
Hospitaller are a clan of people massively disliked, people sign up against them because they don't like them as people, they are awful.
People sign up for (or don't sign up against) clans like Occitan because they are full of cool people.
Just because people don't want to put their personal opinions aside for Fucking AI Fiefs does not mean they are all allied together, get a grip.
I would agree with that if it wasnt exclusively for these 3 largest factions and it causes a cascade - if you don't lose troops taking ai village you get to take another and then another and then another so only 3 large factions really get to play killing off smaller factions making the game stale and boring - yes, even for these large factions who have no one to fight since they wont fight each other. Its exactly the stupid shit that happened in EU and made it boring months before NA got stale and really hope we don't get stuck with that in NA - but you are working well on track to do that.
The funny thing is Chaos was one of the worst abusers of this stupidity in strat 3 - where if you signed up against them it was like some kind of act of war with 50 v 7, while everybody else was having real fights against the ai villages. With the anonymous feature we shouldn't be having this, but sadly banners still show up.
Kesh has become cRPG's very own version of Alex Jones. Look out for the strategus illuminati, the dangerous shadow government controlling the GOBBLIN LCO Acre GFORCE M8 alliance.
I will withhold judgement but I am willing to Bet a beer three months into this round none of those groups kesh names will fight each other. I would not be surprised if they same can be said for the entire round. I honestly hope I am wrong because I would like to fight for some different factions this round
In my infinite KINGLY wisdom I have seen only one solution to solve the issue this thread has presented us with, in order to create a better society:
Sorry would "largest chunck of ravens and dracul going to any one faction" make you happy.
All this was exactly why AI fiefs were taken out of the game in Strat 4. Its just a pity that people's short memories and rose tinted spectacles have led to them being added back in, making this strat largely pointless imo.
OH MY GOD (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=178) IT'S NOT JUST (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=179) THOSE THREE CLANS KESH CALLED OUT BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONAL INTERESTS!
Thank god we have such an impartial person chosen to be the head NA admin. Everyone knows how reliable and neutral you are in your decisions. You are doing an awesome job!
OH MY GOD (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=178) IT'S NOT JUST (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=179) THOSE THREE CLANS KESH CALLED OUT BECAUSE OF HIS PERSONAL INTERESTS!
Thank god we have such an impartial person chosen to be the head NA admin. Everyone knows how reliable and neutral you are in your decisions. You are doing an awesome job!
Also, if you had been in Acre ts you would have heard me asking them to sign up against other factions AI fief battles so that more people would sign up against acre in retaliation for fun battles for the community.
If not readily accepting your crackpot theories is biased, then I haven't been playing the game long enough. Oh well, at least you changed the subject onto me instead.
I didn't say you needed to agree with me. All I said was you are obviously impartial head admin with how often you shove your page long opinions onto the forums and moderate at such a "professional, impartial" way.
Basically learn to stay neutral and keep your mouth shut if you actually want to be believable as doing a good job as head admin.
The rest of us are not trying to act as essentially judge, jury and executioner for everyone else so we can say what we like, but you are placed in a position of authority (however poor that choice was) and should act accordingly.
Thank god we have such an impartial person chosen to be the head NA admin. Everyone knows how reliable and neutral you are in your decisions. You are doing an awesome job!
P.P.S. Artyem it just comes across as lame - do you even play crpg anymore?#realtalk #fkdracul
Thank god we have such an impartial person chosen to be the head NA admin. Everyone knows how reliable and neutral you are in your decisions. You are doing an awesome job!Leagues better then Shik, say what you will, let the downvotes commence... Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain...
Leagues better then Shik, say what you will, let the downvotes commence... Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain...
Gobblins are shitty baddies and need to crutch on a EU backed mega alliance
Little do you baddie nerdy butt-faces realize that your gobblin horde is actually crutching on the player bases of clans funded entirely by EU super conglomerates. You think you've got it all figured out? You'll win it all? You baddie faces will capture the whole of NA, yeah, only to have your "allies" stab you in the cooch and turn it all around on you. And the gobblin banner will be torn down, replaced by the hammer and sickle of[size=24ptw] the EU hordes[/size].
First the Maine, now this. When will we learn, I ask you all?
war game my ass, tis more like a popularity contest
Every person seems to be forgetting that last Strategus the path to great warfare and fun times in NA was based off of huge alliance v. huge alliance. The most fun conflicts were things like TKoV V. Occitan, FCC V. Hospitaller, et cetera.
I also don't understand how people have enough video game amnesia to forget that just four or five months ago I led just about the only fucking active Strategus faction, one I pulled from thin air, while the people posting in this thread about how this Strategus will be shit because of AFK mega-factions were doing roughly the following:
Keshian -- Inactive leader of the largest or second largest Strat faction, which made no offensive maneuvers for months.
Betard -- Inactive member of the third or fourth largest Strat faction, which made no offensive maneuvers for months and was so cripplingly inactive with its hordes of resources that it got destroyed by Occitan in just like a week.
Plumbo -- Member of HoC, the faction whos only interaction with the rest of the map was my faction sending attacks on them while they inactively camped Almerra with over ten thousand troops. Were in a mega-alliance with TKoV/MB for most of the Strat.
None of you seem like the greatest representatives to be speaking on the matter. I know you're all just making inaccurate third party speculation because I myself have still not decided exactly what to do with my faction. I could do anything. I know I certainly haven't put together this faction for it to AFK somewhere.
Honestly, I don't get how nobody is calling Keshian out for being a hypocrite. Four months of no Strategus shouldn't be enough for everyone to forget that Keshian was pragmatically in control of or the representative of the largest super power on the map for the greatest amount of time. The person who is just months later telling us that having two 20-man factions ally is absolutely disgusting behavior is coming from the person who last Strategus abused new clans into feeding him troops time and time again (SKoT, GoW, Acre, Berserks), and creating the mega bloc of FCC which was at least as large as any alliance he is accusing of going on now.
EDIT: Someone tell me I have autism for making this post on my day off.
Keshian -- Inactive leader of the largest or second largest Strat faction, which made no offensive maneuvers for months.
rofl doesn't change the fact that for the last like four months of strategus you didn't do anything