We complain about not having good fights

[loleznub]

See the thing is I have nothing to fear because I don't go into full on mountain dew and shit-filled diaper rages about cRPG diplomacy (unlike some people) so I have very little fear about my private conversations being revealed.

I believe you're misunderstanding my statement (to be expected from a gobblin though, nothing surprising) 

Let's say you are in a private channel talking about what's going to happen this strat.  You say what your end goal is and reveal your super secret base of operations, which turns out to be a large chasm hidden inside the mountains only accessible by a single route. 

Now let's fast forward 3 weeks and there's a city GFORCE wants that you have.  Now you either give them the city, or have the recording posted giving specific directions on how to access the Gobblins super secret mountain chasm.


Also, you got pretty into it here ;)

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EDIT: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little mafioso? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hospitaller Sperg Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous unsuccessful secret raids on clans since Strat 1, and I have over 300 confirmed DTV kills. I am trained in +3 black armor and +3 cataphract warfare and I’m the biggest fucking nerd in the entire NA armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with laserlike autismal focus the likes of which has never been seen before on this Strategus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of the best Hospitaller players across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Mafia. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can play Strat anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my full set of +3 armor and weapons. Not only am I extensively trained in losing every war we've ever fought, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hospitaller armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mafioso.

[Keshian]

I was really enjoying these ai fights - lot of fun both in na and eu with near equal mercs on both sides.  But the second Occitan, Mates, Gobblins do their battles its 50 v 15.  Where is the fun in that?  Do we really have to have half the playerbase allied at day 1 (same people that were working together at end of strat 4)?  Are we really going to become even gayer than EU was last strategus?

Gobblins and Les Chevalieres Occitan are the two biggest NA factions by numbers (by a large margin too), can you at least try not to have 100% mercing for each other from day 1?

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

We're not the largest factions though, shitrock.

[Keshian]

We're not the largest factions though, shitrock.

Name two larger?

Though it seems everyone else is also scared to piss off the large alliance.  NA primetime and only 15 mercs, while all of EU has 50 or more signed up on defense of AI fiefs. For shame, to be out-done by Euros, for shame.  Makes me sad to be called 'Merican.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

The M8s, Acre

Check the numbers you shit idiot and admit you were wrong.

EDIT: Should I get Dairy Queen or Jack in the Box for dinner?

[MURDERTRON]

If you keep villages and other fiefs out of the hands of players, you can actually assure yourself that the battles will never get good.  So in reality, it's good to help people get their villages, as long as you are neutral or friendly with them.

[Artyem]

[Butan]

Wow, and here I was going to complain we were having decreased AI applications (from around 80 to 30-60 people on average) in our latest ai fiefs defense EU side.

How does the ai hire applicants really anyway? I would understand if thats a bit secret though.

[Deltah]

It's been like a week and you my old friends are already fighting over "THE HONORABLE DEFENSE OF AN AI VILLAGE." Seriously just shut the fuck up already with your shit. It is a fucking video game. If you don't like getting dunked on then don't play.

"omg his faction is larger/smaller/skilled/ping/mercs/gayer than mine" "omg hes picking on me"

Stow it.

If you want to be playing the propaganda/ultrahardick diplomacy game then go play eve online.

P.S. daruvian should have Dairy Queen, just saying.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

Eating DQ chicken strips right now BTW

[Nightmare798]

Reporting you to moderators for shitposting.

You call his post shitposting? Take look at yours!

[loleznub]

You call his post shitposting? Take look at yours!

I thought we all understood he is allowed to shitpost, considering the rules don't apply to him and admins enforce that.

[Sandersson Jankins]

Besides the whole "betard_lulz" thing which makes my autism flare up like little else can, what did you expect out of Strategus 5 being a week old or less?

There will be plenty of fights. Please, wait at least a few weeks before passing judgement. Really, what you want is 1mil XP battles every day, I think. Sorry, but that ain't gonna happen for quite a while.

[GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER]

I thought we all understood he is allowed to shitpost, considering the rules don't apply to him and admins enforce that.

You clearly don't know how many times I've been muted.

[Lt_Anders]

Fighting 200 v 600 is worthless AI defence. Get lowish xp, no silver...What's the point?