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Title: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 05:41:04 am
If so what's your porn of choice?

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Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 05:52:25 am
Poll seems to be missing one
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 18, 2014, 05:54:15 am
"You selected too many options. For this poll, you may only select 2 options."

WELP
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Sir_Hans on February 18, 2014, 05:57:08 am
there is no all of the above option.
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Post by: Prpavi on February 18, 2014, 07:08:18 am
MILF
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Vibe on February 18, 2014, 08:19:40 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on February 18, 2014, 05:54:15 am
"You selected too many options. For this poll, you may only select 2 options."

WELP

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 11:52:07 am
- Solo

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Moncho on February 18, 2014, 11:53:47 am
We are all leshma.
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Post by: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 01:26:50 pm
Added more.
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Post by: Duty Calls on February 18, 2014, 01:27:22 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 01:26:50 pm
Added more.
loving me some gay porn, Mhmm
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 01:28:12 pm
It's still only 2 options...
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 01:29:45 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on February 18, 2014, 01:28:12 pm
It's still only 2 options...

Becuz 1 favorite genre and 1 gender vote.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Radament on February 18, 2014, 02:31:37 pm
wow , asians are going good  :mrgreen:

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Reyiz on February 18, 2014, 02:48:46 pm
LADYBOYSSSSS :twisted:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 18, 2014, 03:02:50 pm
Quote from: Radament on February 18, 2014, 02:31:37 pm
wow , asians are going good  :mrgreen:

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Incoming: New fap thread.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Berserkadin on February 18, 2014, 03:45:14 pm
To see some hairy men and horny single women, certainly, but the sodomy.

Altough ball thin hair is shaving her vagina and women ass Dick at the same time.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Count_Curtis on February 18, 2014, 03:47:22 pm
i just throw in a quick one when i die in EU1
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 03:50:27 pm
I just knew there will be no takers for "solo" :D It's for female viewers only.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Berserkadin on February 18, 2014, 03:58:33 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 03:50:27 pm
I just knew there will be no takers for "solo" :D It's for female viewers only.
Women porn likely favorite in the category men masturbating. Private area, a very gentle finger touch sensitive, and very wet in a masculine vision of hard penis.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 04:11:13 pm
wheres golden shower option? i like golden shower
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Post by: Casimir on February 18, 2014, 04:15:22 pm
Iceberging or nothing else.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 18, 2014, 05:17:00 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 01:29:45 pm
1 gender vote.

Look at this bigot. Just look at him.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: brunoII on February 18, 2014, 05:56:02 pm
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some of you masturbating with a picture of Leshma? (belonging to me that I have the photo :D)
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Post by: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 05:59:03 pm
please add golden shower to poll
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Post by: Malaclypse on February 18, 2014, 06:01:38 pm
I am a guy- I am a girl. I masturbate but I use my imagination mostly. If I had to pick porn, it'd be amateur stuff, voyeurism, couples etc.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 06:46:17 pm
I masturbate to gay threesome furry bdsm vore and I'm a tranny
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 07:01:54 pm
Anal has to be cRPG's favorite! C'mone guys! We can do it! :D

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Radament on February 18, 2014, 07:30:54 pm
goddamit why anal is going so well now ?
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Post by: stukii on February 18, 2014, 07:31:55 pm
Taken a porn break after watching serbian movie.

But I'm missing cosplay porn, funny stuff.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 18, 2014, 08:21:45 pm
Quote from: stukii on February 18, 2014, 07:31:55 pm
Taken a porn break after watching serbian movie.

But I'm missing cosplay porn, funny stuff.

That movie......*shudders*
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: darmaster on February 18, 2014, 08:25:40 pm
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yo
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Post by: wanteds on February 18, 2014, 09:09:05 pm
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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 18, 2014, 09:42:16 pm
Quote from: darmaster on February 18, 2014, 08:25:40 pm
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yo

Solo squirting
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 18, 2014, 10:40:08 pm
Oh my!

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Do something about it!

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on February 18, 2014, 11:04:20 pm
i have jungle fever

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Smithy on February 18, 2014, 11:23:59 pm
Where is the Redhead option?  :(
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Post by: Bob_Ross on February 18, 2014, 11:40:28 pm
Don’t do it Alone – Do it with God!!!

Your best help to quit masturbation or any addictive or sinful behavior is the grace of God. Recognize that masturbation is self’s attempt to make self feel good in a way that is not pleasing to God. Therefore, when you feel the urge to masturbate recognize that that is what is going on with the body, and what you want to do right then is repeatedly invite God into your sinful desire by calling on the name of Jesus Christ and He will give you the grace to move you past your urge.

This may take time, and you may fall down more times than you feel like you have been standing up, but keep calling on the grace of God, take advantage of intercessory prayer, and the Sacraments of the Church. What has helped me the most, especially during those moments when the temptation is beating me down, is asking our Blessed Mother Mary to pray for me. Without fail, her prayers always comes through and helps to put my body at peace. The most pure and chaste Virgin Mother is of great help and support. But, most importantly, just be patient with yourself, because God will not lose His patience with you. He loves you and desires for you to be Holy and will go to any means necessary for you to be all that He has created you to be. Therefore, trust Him and trust your commitment.

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: zagibu on February 18, 2014, 11:53:04 pm
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Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 19, 2014, 12:04:43 am
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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Radament on February 19, 2014, 12:11:51 am
Quote from: Daunt_Flockula on February 19, 2014, 12:04:43 am
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didn't know that fapping helps pumping pectorals too  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 19, 2014, 12:15:44 am
Quote from: Radament on February 19, 2014, 12:11:51 am
didn't know that fapping helps pumping pectorals too  :mrgreen:

Give me a break Radament. I don't even know what pectorals are. I am just an innocent fapper. Well, as innocent as can be :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Jeade on February 19, 2014, 02:05:00 am
Quote from: Smithy on February 18, 2014, 11:23:59 pm
Where is the Redhead option?  :(

Parroting that.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Kalam on February 19, 2014, 02:17:25 am
How is there no 'All of the above' option?
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 19, 2014, 02:59:55 am
Quote from: Kalam on February 19, 2014, 02:17:25 am
How is there no 'All of the above' option?

I'd like to see someone who's Male, Female and Leshma at the same time.


And of course people will want more genres. Geeez there's literally thousands of different genres within the porn bizzzzns. Too many to add. Just adding the most popular ones.

Quote from: Smithy on February 18, 2014, 11:23:59 pm
Where is the Redhead option?  :(

And then blondes, and then brunettes, black haired, balds, ones with freckles, purple haired, pink haired, fat ones, skinny ones. Too many genres man!
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 19, 2014, 04:34:49 am
plz add vore 2 poll
voreissohawt
hawter than furries
and furries are really hawt
plz



P.S i do not fap to vore, i dont abide that shit
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 19, 2014, 05:39:56 am
Waiting for him to add bestiality, snuff, or CP... and then those who fell into the honeypot get permabanned.  :lol:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Falka on February 19, 2014, 07:59:38 pm
Quote from: Sniger on February 18, 2014, 04:11:13 pm
wheres golden shower option? i like golden shower

Where's throatfuck? and its best example; roughest throatfuck ever. Though for most ppl it wouldn't be fapping material, just like 2girls1cup isn't ;)
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 08:02:57 pm
Quote from: Falka on February 19, 2014, 07:59:38 pm
Where's throatfuck? and its best example; roughest throatfuck ever. Though for most ppl it wouldn't be fapping material, just like 2girls1cup isn't ;)

Just vote anal. It's basically the same thing, but up the ass.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Radament on February 19, 2014, 09:17:19 pm
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 09:48:18 pm
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A the very least tits! These days it's not even a solid proof, but it's a start! :D

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Falka on February 19, 2014, 10:18:17 pm
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Post by: Christo on February 19, 2014, 10:19:40 pm
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works everytime
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Post by: Joseph Porta on February 19, 2014, 10:19:50 pm
option 2 8-)
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Post by: Duty Calls on February 19, 2014, 10:21:37 pm
Quote from: Falka on February 19, 2014, 10:18:17 pm
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holy shit that's sexy, where is it from?
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Post by: Life on February 19, 2014, 10:33:32 pm
Quote from: Duty Calls on February 19, 2014, 10:21:37 pm
holy shit that's sexy, where is it from?
you know thats a male, right?
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Radament on February 19, 2014, 10:40:59 pm
not a single tit was given :(
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Post by: Umbra on February 19, 2014, 10:44:25 pm
I only fap to amputee tentacle rape
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Post by: Falka on February 19, 2014, 10:46:08 pm
Quote from: Radament on February 19, 2014, 10:40:59 pm
not a single tit was given :(

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: zagibu on February 19, 2014, 10:53:07 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 19, 2014, 08:02:57 pm
Just vote anal. It's basically the same thing, but up the ass.

Not really, the second thing won't shut her up if she has an annoying voice.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Falka on February 19, 2014, 10:59:46 pm
Quote from: zagibu on February 19, 2014, 10:53:07 pm
Not really, the second thing won't shut her up if she has an annoying voice.

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Problem solved :D
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Post by: Daunt_Flockula on February 19, 2014, 11:24:00 pm
Guys, guys, guys... Please save the fapilicious pics for the official fap thread:

http://forum.melee.org/general-off-topic/fapocalypse/
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 20, 2014, 11:25:39 am
Ones who voted females were either Asca, Mae or guys who are gay and wishes they were girls.
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Post by: Moncho on February 20, 2014, 11:30:21 am
And what about the leshma votes?
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 20, 2014, 07:49:37 pm
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I am a guy         44 (24.2%)
I am a girl          9 (4.9%)
I am Leshma     22 (12.1%)

So 1 in 4 CRPG players are male. 1 in 20 are female. And more than 1 in 10 are Leshma.

More than half of the playerbase is none of these. Do they have a nebulous void instead of a groin? Or maybe their gender is "anal."
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: zagibu on February 20, 2014, 08:00:33 pm
A true cRPG player's gender is "weaponized flesh".

But seriously, did you really think most people waste a vote on declaring their gender when there is so much good stuff to choose from?
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 20, 2014, 08:00:41 pm
Disregard the constabulary!

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Eat a dick, eat a dick!
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Post by: wayyyyyne on February 20, 2014, 08:12:01 pm
Who are my 5 fellow bundle of stickss?
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Duty Calls on February 20, 2014, 08:14:13 pm
Quote from: Life on February 19, 2014, 10:33:32 pm
you know thats a male, right?
@life of course I do, I'm one of the people who voted gay >.>
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 20, 2014, 11:20:46 pm
Nobody likin dat dere jungle fever ebony porn?

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Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Brrrak on February 21, 2014, 12:28:11 am
Masturbation is below my eternal existence.

I am a cloud.

Clouds cannot masturbate.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 21, 2014, 11:13:24 pm
Porn is good 4 ur health
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 11:19:20 pm
Quote from: LordBerenger on February 20, 2014, 11:20:46 pm
Nobody likin dat dere jungle fever ebony porn?

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I am not a racist, or a white supremacist, however.. I'm only attracted to light skinned women.  Even darker Mexicans, Brazilians, etc turn me off pretty quick. 

No African Queens for me, thanks.   :wink:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: LordBerenger on February 22, 2014, 12:14:54 am
Quote from: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 11:19:20 pm
I am not a racist, or a white supremacist, however.. I'm only attracted to light skinned women.  Even darker Mexicans, Brazilians, etc turn me off pretty quick. 

No African Queens for me, thanks.   :wink:

White devil crackah
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Clockworkkiller on February 22, 2014, 12:18:53 am
Oh please... Even black guys prefer white women
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Post by: Laufknoten on February 22, 2014, 12:27:11 am
Ebony foot fetish right here!
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: darmaster on February 22, 2014, 01:22:41 am
Quote from: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 11:19:20 pm
I am not a racist, or a white supremacist, however.. I'm only attracted to light skinned women.  Even darker Mexicans, Brazilians, etc turn me off pretty quick. 

No African Queens for me, thanks.   :wink:

Lol you really wouldn't fuck this girl? U crzy?'
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Gravoth_iii on February 22, 2014, 02:56:03 am
I have made it my goal to fap to every new/weird porn i happen upon. Covered quite a bunch of categories so far but still working on it.
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Fredom on February 22, 2014, 10:13:44 am
Better question would be: Who of you does not masturbate?  :twisted:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 22, 2014, 10:15:23 am
Quote from: Gravoth_iii on February 22, 2014, 02:56:03 am
I have made it my goal to fap to every new/weird porn i happen upon. Covered quite a bunch of categories so far but still working on it.

Dont do that, or you will end up like clockwork....
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Smithy on February 22, 2014, 12:58:16 pm
Quote from: darmaster on February 22, 2014, 01:22:41 am
Lol you really wouldn't fuck this girl? U crzy?'

I couldn't get a boner with a black woman standing in front of me if I tried.   :rolleyes:  I think a lot of it has to do with their face and hair.  Just not appealing to me.   :wink:
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Post by: pepejul on February 22, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
When I m touching myself as a man... M I gay ?
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on February 22, 2014, 02:18:12 pm
Quote from: pepejul on February 22, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
When I m touching myself as a man... M I gay ?

Not only that, you are also a sinner!
As the Good Book says: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars--their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death!". You will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the majesty of his power. If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out.

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Post by: Utrakil on February 22, 2014, 03:50:30 pm
Quote from: pepejul on February 22, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
When I m touching myself as a man... M I gay ?
The only legitimate reason to touch your little friend is to carry heavy weights.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on February 22, 2014, 04:02:36 pm
Quote from: Smithy on February 21, 2014, 11:19:20 pm
I am not a racist,

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Post by: Fredom on February 22, 2014, 04:37:21 pm
Quote from: Armpit_Sweat on February 22, 2014, 02:18:12 pm
Not only that, you are also a sinner!
As the Good Book says: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars--their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death!". You will be punished with everlasting destruction and shut out from the presence of the Lord and from the majesty of his power. If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than with two hands to go into hell, where the fire never goes out.

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Away with ur books!  :wink:
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Post by: Smithy on February 22, 2014, 04:45:06 pm
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Nice one  :mrgreen:

I just wanted to clarify, for anyone who may have wanted to jump on that bandwagon.. its sort of a double edged sword though haha  :wink:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Nightmare798 on February 22, 2014, 05:31:58 pm
I am not racist, I just hate black people.

EDIT: Funny how there are more Leshmas than girls :D
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Post by: Miwiw on February 23, 2014, 03:24:32 am
Quote from: WITCHCRAFT on February 22, 2014, 04:02:36 pm
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Finding black people ugly isn't racist, is it? After all it's the most important decision to make, what stuff you are fapping to. Race doesn't matter then, it's all abut your PENIS!

and your hands ofc.
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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on February 23, 2014, 09:00:56 am
Back on topic:
Title: Re: Do you masturbate?
Post by: Snufalufagus on February 23, 2014, 01:39:15 pm
Quote from: pepejul on February 22, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
When I m touching myself as a man... M I gay ?

Only if you like it.
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Post by: pepejul on February 23, 2014, 02:02:47 pm
I feel dirty...  :shock:
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Post by: Sniger on February 26, 2014, 02:50:17 am
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Post by: pepejul on February 26, 2014, 11:08:39 am
Yesterday, Jenny masturbated PEPE with mouth.... not bad...  :rolleyes:

I feel :

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She feels :

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Post by: brunoII on February 28, 2014, 02:28:26 pm
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Post by: Nightmare798 on March 09, 2014, 05:45:09 pm
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If you are dumbass and somehow manage to cum in your own face, then you deserve to go blind...