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What porn do you watch? Also are you a guy or a girl?

Ebony
6 (2.5%)
Latina
7 (3%)
Gay
9 (3.8%)
Lesbian
11 (4.7%)
Hentai/Cartoon
9 (3.8%)
Asian
8 (3.4%)
Blowjob
9 (3.8%)
Anal
13 (5.5%)
Squirting
4 (1.7%)
White
16 (6.8%)
Solo pornstars (Fingering, jacking off)
8 (3.4%)
Gangbang
4 (1.7%)
I am a guy
62 (26.3%)
I am a girl
12 (5.1%)
I am Leshma
29 (12.3%)
MILF
18 (7.6%)
Granny
3 (1.3%)
Furries
3 (1.3%)
Foot fetish
2 (0.8%)
Nympho
3 (1.3%)

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #60 on: February 19, 2014, 11:24:00 pm »
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2014, 11:25:39 am »
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Ones who voted females were either Asca, Mae or guys who are gay and wishes they were girls.
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2014, 11:30:21 am »
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And what about the leshma votes?

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2014, 07:49:37 pm »
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I am a guy         44 (24.2%)
I am a girl          9 (4.9%)
I am Leshma     22 (12.1%)

So 1 in 4 CRPG players are male. 1 in 20 are female. And more than 1 in 10 are Leshma.

More than half of the playerbase is none of these. Do they have a nebulous void instead of a groin? Or maybe their gender is "anal."
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2014, 08:00:33 pm »
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A true cRPG player's gender is "weaponized flesh".

But seriously, did you really think most people waste a vote on declaring their gender when there is so much good stuff to choose from?
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2014, 08:00:41 pm »
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Disregard the constabulary!

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2014, 08:12:01 pm »
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Who are my 5 fellow bundle of stickss?

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2014, 08:14:13 pm »
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you know thats a male, right?
@life of course I do, I'm one of the people who voted gay >.>
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2014, 11:20:46 pm »
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #69 on: February 21, 2014, 12:28:11 am »
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Masturbation is below my eternal existence.

I am a cloud.

Clouds cannot masturbate.

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #70 on: February 21, 2014, 11:13:24 pm »
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #71 on: February 21, 2014, 11:19:20 pm »
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I am not a racist, or a white supremacist, however.. I'm only attracted to light skinned women.  Even darker Mexicans, Brazilians, etc turn me off pretty quick. 

No African Queens for me, thanks.   :wink:
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2014, 12:14:54 am »
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I am not a racist, or a white supremacist, however.. I'm only attracted to light skinned women.  Even darker Mexicans, Brazilians, etc turn me off pretty quick. 

No African Queens for me, thanks.   :wink:

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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2014, 12:18:53 am »
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Oh please... Even black guys prefer white women
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Re: Do you masturbate?
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2014, 12:27:11 am »
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