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Title: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Apsod on January 13, 2014, 05:47:37 am
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Post by: Dezilagel on January 13, 2014, 06:16:13 am
Eating breakfast to this, no problem!
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Post by: Latvian on January 13, 2014, 09:11:52 am
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on January 13, 2014, 09:39:43 am
Well, they had to do something on their sparetime.
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Post by: [ptx] on January 13, 2014, 10:30:22 am
Many of these are just forms of execution, not torture. Especially guillotine, republican marriage and cement shoes.

Misleading title is misleading.
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Post by: Leshma on January 13, 2014, 11:49:30 am
Oberyn approved.
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 13, 2014, 01:08:05 pm
CBA watching it but is that a fucking human inside a bulls stomach at the thumbnail?
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Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 13, 2014, 03:57:02 pm
CBA watching it but is that a fucking human inside a bulls stomach at the thumbnail?




That's the iron bull, the Greeks used to do that.

Toss someone inside than crank up the heat.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Butan on January 13, 2014, 04:17:40 pm



That's the iron bull, the Greeks used to do that.

Toss someone inside than crank up the heat.


And enjoy the bull sound they make while dying.

I say, Humans are virtuoso!
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 13, 2014, 04:22:21 pm
Indeed, but furries are better
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Post by: Oberyn on January 13, 2014, 04:37:02 pm
The burning inside a statue thing was afaik mostly known from the carthaginians (phoenicians) who probably addopted it from the assyrians and/or hittites. And the guillotine is "torture"? Lol, so retarded. It was devised specifically as a quicker and less painful form of execution than hanging or axe decapitation which was the usual form of execution at the time. May as well say firing squads are torture.
Also a lot of these are very old, here is one of the more common relatively modern form of torture, very popular in parts of africa:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing

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Necklacing, otherwise also known as 'Horse Collaring'[citation needed], is the practice of summary execution and torture carried out by forcing a rubber tire, filled with petrol, around a victim's chest and arms, and setting it on fire. The victim may take up to 20 minutes to die, suffering severe burns in the process.
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Post by: Leshma on January 13, 2014, 04:39:52 pm
And the guillotine is "torture"? Lol, so retarded. It was devised specifically as a quicker and less painful form of execution than hanging or axe decapitation which was the usual form of execution at the time.

So humane.
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Post by: Oberyn on January 13, 2014, 04:43:09 pm
So humane.

Did I say anything about it being humane or not? Point is ptx is right, it's not torture, and neither are the other examples he mentioned. That's just simple dictionary definition fail from the video uploader. It's not as if there aren't hundreds of other examples of utterly sick torture humans have/continue to perpetrate on each other that he had to add obviously erroneous items.
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Post by: Utrakil on January 13, 2014, 04:43:57 pm
So humane.
I would prefer the guillotine anyday over the electric chair, gallow or lethal injection.
I think it is not used anymore because nobody wanted to clean up all the blood and not for any humanitarian reasons.
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Post by: Jack1 on January 13, 2014, 04:46:35 pm
The tub was worse.

People would put you in a tub tied up for weeks in which you would eventually be having to lay in your own feces. After so long the flies would come and lay their eggs on the feces and when the eggs would hatch the larvae would eat you alive. The while time all they would give you is enough water to keep you alive.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: [ptx] on January 13, 2014, 05:41:30 pm
Well, supposedly a guillotine does not mean instant death either. I heard it somewhere that, after being guillotined, the head would still be "alive" for like a second or two - which explained the grimaces the severed heads would assume.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Utrakil on January 13, 2014, 05:49:08 pm
Well, supposedly a guillotine does not mean instant death either. I heard it somewhere that, after being guillotined, the head would still be "alive" for like a second or two - which explained the grimaces the severed heads would assume.
well this might be the case. but the same goes for the rope. And don't even start thinking about the chair... some have to go through the procedure twice. The lethal injection seems to be ok accept for the fact that you get strapped to a table. This is not the posture a man is supposed to die in.
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Post by: pingpong on January 13, 2014, 05:55:14 pm
Kinda offtopic but fun fact: Genghis Khan is considered the greatest enviromentalist ever, his mongoloid hordes killed 40 million peoples, which turns out to 11% of the world population at that time, this turned farmlands across asia and europe into forests and these forests got rid of 700 million tons of CO2. 
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 13, 2014, 06:31:44 pm
I'm not even sure why i did this, but i guess it was just weed escaping from my body:

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Post by: Kafein on January 13, 2014, 06:54:38 pm
Found the penis.


40 million people sounds like a gross exaggeration. Also Daily Mail, therefore your argument is invalid.
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Post by: Joseph Porta on January 13, 2014, 07:05:12 pm
Dat fucking saw torturee

Word that is gruesome
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: pingpong on January 13, 2014, 07:07:28 pm
Found the penis.


40 million people sounds like a gross exaggeration. Also Daily Mail, therefore your argument is invalid.
NO U, i have valid historical data and proof in the form of a youtube video made by nobel prize winning historians ( not that ancient aliens guy!)
And WTF ARmspit stop doing that 420  :D :lol:
you need to start painting stuff i would totally buy that shit!!
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: LordBerenger on January 13, 2014, 07:11:53 pm
Just take a pistol/rifle and shoot yourself in the head. Instant death. And no i don't expect one to survive and have the bullet in your head that has happened in extreme few and rare cases.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Kafein on January 13, 2014, 08:35:09 pm
They need to replace the guillotine with waterboarding
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Post by: Adamar on January 13, 2014, 09:19:42 pm
The judas chair looks ergonomic.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 13, 2014, 09:21:05 pm
Playing crpg is torture
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Post by: SixThumbs on January 13, 2014, 09:39:18 pm
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Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 13, 2014, 10:54:41 pm
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Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".

Lold seppuku
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Post by: zagibu on January 13, 2014, 11:08:07 pm
Dunno where the numbers came from though, especially how you would go about measuring "agony".

Probably by asking the survivors.

Also, statistics severely skewed by morons not being able to follow procedure (obvious from cutting wrists entry).
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Kafein on January 13, 2014, 11:09:44 pm
How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 14, 2014, 12:34:55 am
How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?

At first i read it as seconds and then i saw it was minutes and was like...wtf...probably fake.
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Post by: Havoco on January 14, 2014, 02:17:44 am
Hmmm, I use half of these in bed...
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Post by: Tot. on January 14, 2014, 02:43:06 am
How does someone that just eat several pellets at a couple hundred meters per second survive 1.72 minutes ?

He doesn't. However the guy who botched the job, blew portion of his head and brain off and lived in coma for the next 15 years just to eventually die skewes the statistic.

BTW. Top spot on that list most definitely should be burning. The list is also generally missing tons of interesting stuff like flaying, that chinese gradual filleting torture and execution method, bathing in boiling oil, various ways of killing people by causing a non-fatal wound and infecting it with larvae of parasites etc.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Brrrak on January 14, 2014, 02:58:51 am
The tub sounds a lot like the Achaemenid practice of the boats, reserved for pretenders to the Emperor's seat.
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Post by: WITCHCRAFT on January 14, 2014, 04:43:26 am
The tub sounds a lot like the Achaemenid practice of the boats, reserved for pretenders to the Emperor's seat.

Scaphism  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)is my #1 way I don't want to die.

It's like a sky burial (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial), except they start it before you've died. And it's bugs instead of vultures.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Clockworkkiller on January 14, 2014, 04:54:47 am
You know how I don't wanna die?

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Post by: Brrrak on January 14, 2014, 08:45:32 am
You know how I don't wanna die?

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Amen.
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on January 14, 2014, 11:45:48 am
You know how I don't wanna die?

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Amen.


Meah... I will die fighting aliens, like Will Smith in Independence Day.
 
I want to be mummified like our Great Leader, Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin! So people would come to my sarcophagus for thousands of years, to lay flowers and thank me for their bright future! They would shiver in mystical horror, overwhelmed by being so close to remains of their idol! Good peoples around the world would name their firstborns in my honor, and have my framed picture above their bads, to show loyalty and proper devotion. The greatest city of Marsian colony - Armpitogorsk, an architectural marvel of it's time, will be home to the tallest statue in the known universe: A 1000 meter penis made of solid gold, with my biography engraved on it's shaft. Pilgrims from Uranus would not wash or shave their armpits for the entire duration of their journey to the Great Penis of Mars, as a sign of a complete and utter submission.
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 14, 2014, 11:49:19 am
If i were able to pick my own death (that's not the die old and sick on a bed) i'd choose to die by freezing to death in an extreme cold weather with as thin clothes as possible.
Title: Re: Humans are sick fucks
Post by: Kafein on January 14, 2014, 12:06:02 pm
If i were able to pick my own death (that's not the die old and sick on a bed) i'd choose to die by freezing to death in an extreme cold weather with as thin clothes as possible.

Good choice, dying of cold is actually quite painless, you just fall asleep
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Post by: LordBerenger on January 14, 2014, 12:09:27 pm
Good choice, dying of cold is actually quite painless, you just fall asleep

It always seemed like the most peaceful death somewhat. I hate living in cold wintery places but it seems like the perfect place to die at.
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Post by: Varadin on January 14, 2014, 04:31:24 pm
I love that number 1. burning someone while he is in that Bull statue , so epic and scary