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Title: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 02, 2013, 10:26:57 pm
 Truth
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 02, 2013, 10:28:36 pm
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 02, 2013, 10:30:53 pm
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 02, 2013, 10:28:36 pm
I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.

Wat
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 02, 2013, 10:32:54 pm
They didn't explain how to do it, but I'm assuming it would have to be a pretty large amount and forceful push of air.  My wife pointed it out to me no less, so apparently she doesn't think she's in any danger from me  :twisted:
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Molly on October 03, 2013, 12:09:19 am
Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: zagibu on October 03, 2013, 12:24:46 am
Sometimes I fart, when I have to fart. Usually, though...
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: GandalfJr on October 03, 2013, 12:35:34 am
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 02, 2013, 10:28:36 pm
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.
What do you look at in your spare time?
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Prpavi on October 03, 2013, 01:28:29 am
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 03, 2013, 01:30:08 am
Quote from: Prpavi on October 03, 2013, 01:28:29 am
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?

EY GURL LEMME GIT YO NUMBA
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Grumpy_Nic on October 09, 2013, 10:15:25 pm
Sometimes I run into a room, fart and run out again.

Because I can.
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on October 10, 2013, 01:56:08 am
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Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Sir_Hans on October 10, 2013, 10:01:11 am
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Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Molly on October 10, 2013, 10:57:37 am
Quote from: Prpavi on October 03, 2013, 01:28:29 am
and I sometimes fart when I sheeze.. are we meant to be together?
Quote from: benkei on October 03, 2013, 12:09:19 am
Sometimes I fart when I have to sneeze... Some pressure  building up and POOF... there goes the wind.
Find your own soul mate! I was first D:
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Nightmare798 on October 10, 2013, 11:05:01 am
Quote from: CrazyCracka420 on October 02, 2013, 10:28:36 pm
You should see a doctor about that.

I learned (from a pregnancy book no less) that blowing air into a vagina can cause an air bubble to form in the woman's veins and end up killing her.

So if you want to kill someone, just go down on them and "accidentally" force air up into the vag.


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author of that book must have beed doing cocaine.
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 10, 2013, 04:03:37 pm
Quote from: Nightmare798 on October 10, 2013, 11:05:01 am

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author of that book must have beed doing cocaine.

It was a legit pregnancy book, if I remember I'll find the name of it when I go home tonight
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: GandalfJr on October 17, 2013, 10:54:35 pm
It's amazing how one topic turns into a entire thing that's why I love Forums  :D
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Thorondor on October 17, 2013, 11:05:47 pm
is there anyone else who likes the smell of fart ? sometimes I put an extra effort to fart and even feel a little wet down there. it makes my day
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: wanteds on October 22, 2013, 02:47:45 pm
Sometimes I don't fart.
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: Franke on October 23, 2013, 08:33:48 pm
I just love the Spam forum...
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: wanteds on November 18, 2013, 12:19:13 pm
knock knock
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: GandalfJr on November 20, 2013, 12:54:58 am
Who's there?
Title: Re: Sometimes I sneeze when I fart
Post by: wanteds on November 20, 2013, 01:02:52 am
no one. move along and pass on the fart.