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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair831 on September 30, 2013, 11:07:25 pm

Title: cRPG IRL
Post by: Corsair831 on September 30, 2013, 11:07:25 pm
Just thought i'd drop this here


(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB7kOyvH1gc&feature=youtu.be)

i fucking hope 2h isn't OP in this, or some poor bastard's going to get his head chopped off :D

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Post by: Zhyang on September 30, 2013, 11:09:27 pm
nudge abuse
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Post by: Teeth on September 30, 2013, 11:42:40 pm
Seems like just tackling would be a much more effective tactic then actually using a weapon. I wouldn't mind this becoming a serious sport, think it has a long way to go though, if ever.
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Post by: Tanken on September 30, 2013, 11:49:40 pm
Fucking Plate Crutchers.
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Post by: Templar_Steevee on October 01, 2013, 12:03:15 am
STR for a win XD
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Post by: Konrax on October 01, 2013, 12:35:13 am
Grab a knobbed mace and just start going to town on peoples knees.
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Post by: Utrakil on October 01, 2013, 12:35:44 am
Why don't they have a nice stabby dagger?
That could really add some colour. :twisted:
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Post by: zagibu on October 01, 2013, 02:21:37 am
Grab a knobbed mace and just start going to town on peoples knees.

I think they have mass and balance rules for weapons. Otherwise everybody would take a maul and just smash bones.
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Post by: Rebelyell on October 01, 2013, 02:35:48 am
I postet whole thread about that and no one give fuck
no one :cry:

btw USA lost hard there dam ruskies won 1st and 2nd(multiple nations teams allowed), sadly this year there was no live stram but that was polisch championship soo... yeha :(

on that channel you will find some vids from 2012 and 2013
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPyJ5pJ_hXgBADVz7_BGLRA

some people whine about rules and how limitations during fight but that is very brutal sport and getting stabbed with blunt sword can be lethal after all.

on the end of the story that fights are very similar to turnaments form middile ages but we still cant afroud KIA
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Post by: zagibu on October 01, 2013, 02:38:55 am
I postet whole thread about that and no one give fuck
no one :cry:

I haven't seen that thread.
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Post by: En_Dotter on October 01, 2013, 02:43:00 am
As you can all see they removed archery... And what is left? Bunch of bloody sweaty gay ppl hugging... Dont you say anything bad about archery in cRPG... (or ur gay i suppose)
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Post by: Rebelyell on October 01, 2013, 02:45:08 am
I haven't seen that thread.
some admin moved it to trasch forum place
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPyJ5pJ_hXgBADVz7_BGLRA


that stuffs are spread all over internet under many languages and it makes it hard to find

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Post by: Tanken on October 01, 2013, 03:04:48 am
I could actually foresee myself getting into this. Sounds like a very expensive sport though, that one dude paid $20,000+ for his armor and weapons? YeesH! But would be very very fun if you lived in an area that had a fairly regular cycle of events.
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Post by: Sir_Mahtin on October 01, 2013, 03:27:23 am
Those men would bowl me over... being asian has its limitations.  :cry: I would give it a try still though.
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Post by: Benemortasia on October 01, 2013, 06:44:25 am
I could actually foresee myself getting into this. Sounds like a very expensive sport though, that one dude paid $20,000+ for his armor and weapons? YeesH! But would be very very fun if you lived in an area that had a fairly regular cycle of events.

It does look pretty interesting. The armor starts out at around 2500-3000 USD and weapons about 500.
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Post by: Tanken on October 01, 2013, 07:07:01 am
Yeah I looked into it. It would be a cool reason to actually learn how to make that stuff, but it would take me probably 2 years just to finish a suit of armor unless I made all the most simple options, like coat of plates, and simple gauntlets and maybe a sugarloaf type helmet or Great Helm. I looked into it and you can reasonably get a used set for about 1,000-1,400 USD, but the sizing is going to be a little off unless they made it adjustable from the get go.
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Post by: Peasant_Woman on October 01, 2013, 11:06:41 am

Deaths are extremely rare as everyone is wearing heavy plate or heavy mail at least, mostly you just end up with some badass scars in this kind of sport. The armour will cost a ridiculous sum too.
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Post by: Inglorious on October 01, 2013, 01:42:13 pm
One of these just happened in my city this past year. Not very big, but they were recruiting and letting people sign waivers to put on armor and fight.

Was pretty intense indeed. One dude got hauled off by the ambulance because his can was literally split. Suffered a massive gash on his forehead.

It's funny though, when I saw it happening here, they didn't go based on if you hit the ground. They did it by sheer willpower to get back up after being put down. I guess that's good to see if someones got the fighting spirit.

Some of the bad nerds kept hitting people on the ground though, sure it kept them down, but it was shameful to watch. One of the guys who was hosting came over in his armor pushed him down and brought his poleaxe down on him twice, heavily might I add, and said, "You like that? You like when people hit you while you're down? Let the guy up before you continue fighting again."
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Post by: Corsair831 on October 01, 2013, 01:49:28 pm
Yeah I looked into it. It would be a cool reason to actually learn how to make that stuff, but it would take me probably 2 years just to finish a suit of armor unless I made all the most simple options, like coat of plates, and simple gauntlets and maybe a sugarloaf type helmet or Great Helm. I looked into it and you can reasonably get a used set for about 1,000-1,400 USD, but the sizing is going to be a little off unless they made it adjustable from the get go.

i think the funniest bit is where he says

"i don't want to be a dick, but some of you are fat, you need to lose weight"

blatantly a bunch of nerds wearing that armour, would be most amusing if they actually got in shape though lol!
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Post by: Ulter on October 01, 2013, 02:04:45 pm
Yeah I looked into it. It would be a cool reason to actually learn how to make that stuff, but it would take me probably 2 years just to finish a suit of armor unless I made all the most simple options, like coat of plates, and simple gauntlets and maybe a sugarloaf type helmet or Great Helm. I looked into it and you can reasonably get a used set for about 1,000-1,400 USD, but the sizing is going to be a little off unless they made it adjustable from the get go.

Well if you don't care too much for historical accuracy, you can easily create decent set of armour + a great helmet. An aketon, the clothes that go underneath the armour and more sophisticated helmets with visiors are the parts which are difficult to craft.
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Post by: AntiBlitz on October 01, 2013, 02:05:38 pm
the problem is, the U.S is so damn big and there are so little clubs.  I checked the list of official clubs and there was only like 4 for the whole country(Arizona,Illinois,New Hampshire,California).  So it truly isnt large enough to get into unless you either A) live within a sensible driving time to one, or B) are so willing to get into this sport you dont mind driving for like 3-4 hours for a practice.  I myself live in Maryland so the closest one would be in New Hampshire, which is around 8hours by car. 

Maybe in the european countries where this originated as a sport it would be easier, as atleast your countries are the size of our states so your team would be much more centralized then ours.
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Post by: Utrakil on October 01, 2013, 03:07:51 pm
Well if you don't care too much for historical accuracy, you can easily create decent set of armour + a great helmet. An aketon, the clothes that go underneath the armour and more sophisticated helmets with visiors are the parts which are difficult to craft.
It is not that easy. If you want to participate in the battle of nations tournament or any of those leagues your armour has to be historical accurate and must not be less than plate armour for all body.
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Post by: Corsair831 on October 01, 2013, 03:11:09 pm
the problem is, the U.S is so damn big and there are so little clubs.  I checked the list of official clubs and there was only like 4 for the whole country(Arizona,Illinois,New Hampshire,California).  So it truly isnt large enough to get into unless you either A) live within a sensible driving time to one, or B) are so willing to get into this sport you dont mind driving for like 3-4 hours for a practice.  I myself live in Maryland so the closest one would be in New Hampshire, which is around 8hours by car. 

Maybe in the european countries where this originated as a sport it would be easier, as atleast your countries are the size of our states so your team would be much more centralized then ours.

yeah, europe's tiny; we all live a 15 minute walk away from each other
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Post by: Butan on October 01, 2013, 03:27:17 pm

Deaths are extremely rare as everyone is wearing heavy plate or heavy mail at least, mostly you just end up with some badass scars in this kind of sport. The armour will cost a ridiculous sum too.



You mean there was some KIA already ? I wonder how the sport could continue if it did, since even in the military people complain when deaths occurs.

How is it seen by the media/people and how do the sport protect himself legally ? Is there any rulebook about the sport ?
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Post by: Utrakil on October 01, 2013, 03:37:33 pm


You mean there was some KIA already ? I wonder how the sport could continue if it did, since even in the military people complain when deaths occurs.

How is it seen by the media/people and how do the sport protect himself legally ? Is there any rulebook about the sport ?
I dont know about these LARP events.
But the tournament "battle of the nations" has clear rules"
http://battleofthenations.ua/index.php/unified-international-rules/hmb-rules-for-buhurt-categories.html (http://battleofthenations.ua/index.php/unified-international-rules/hmb-rules-for-buhurt-categories.html)
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Post by: //saxon on October 01, 2013, 03:51:36 pm
i wouldn't mind joining the England team.
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Post by: Gurnisson on October 01, 2013, 03:55:41 pm
Where's the Usain Bolt like characters with a dagger?
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Post by: Rebelyell on October 01, 2013, 04:02:16 pm


You mean there was some KIA already ? I wonder how the sport could continue if it did, since even in the military people complain when deaths occurs.

How is it seen by the media/people and how do the sport protect himself legally ? Is there any rulebook about the sport ?

for example  in russia they give no shit about protection, I saw some guys fighting there in shirts like pesant( throwing some shit ect) or thet are throwing some heavy shiet from towers walls on the top of enemy team, I think KIA are really rare but there is shitload of contusions concussions and so serious wound


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Post by: Nightmare798 on October 01, 2013, 04:28:34 pm
As you can all see they removed archery... And what is left? Bunch of bloody sweaty gay ppl hugging... Dont you say anything bad about archery in cRPG... (or ur gay i suppose)

archery is epitome of bundle of sticksry.

edit: uncle censor wadafak?
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Post by: Inglorious on October 01, 2013, 06:55:01 pm
Lol i wonder if anyone would pay to see me, Corsair, Saxon, Vermilion, Casimir and Woody meet up and have a training montage somewhere in England xD followed by an attempt to join the England team. I doubt we'd raise enough money to pay for even one set of equipment lol, even if we made a long youtube documentary about it (complete with ads).

As for the sport, regain some level of fitness and i can't imagine being much worse at it than i am at crpg lol.

As long as you don't use your fists in place of your weapons like the fools in the video are, and don't try to wrestle each other to the ground.

Then I'd pay to view this.

Also, in almost all of the BotN's fights, there's always some R tard who brings a halberd or polearm type weapon, but never uses it, or just doesn't have a clue how. 

I know poles are kind of obsolete since it looks like just a bunch of fat guys trying to tackle you to win, but I've been hit with a pugil stick before upside my head when I was military after trying to rush my Combat CO, saw stars and landed face down. Anyone who knows what the hell they are doing with a pole arm or bayonet like weapon could have a field day in those events.

Someone rushes you with their shoulder lowered and shield raised? Deflect their body mass with the polearm and maybe even throw your toe out their to trip them. A fair insta-kill by the BotN standards apparently.

Same thing can be used with the two handed swords, just by half swording, which in that tight of a melee seems the most viable thing you can do since people are just grappling. I want to see someone use the pommel and the hand guard and smash someone in the mouth  :twisted:




You mean there was some KIA already ? I wonder how the sport could continue if it did, since even in the military people complain when deaths occurs.

How is it seen by the media/people and how do the sport protect himself legally ? Is there any rulebook about the sport ?

Death Waivers, I've signed one before to partake. Interesting stuff when you read them.
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 01, 2013, 07:12:37 pm
I don't really see the appeal here.  What's the point of even swinging your weapon around?  Wouldn't you be better off shield bashing and just trying to knock people over?

These re-enactments or things like ACL seem pretty dumb to me honestly.  The point of combat was the kill or incapacitate the other guy.  You're obviously not trying to kill or break people's limbs in a re-enactment or ACL. 

Things like jousting tournaments seem legit to me still.  Or if you were to do some sort of blunted sword fighting in light armor and if you get hit you're out.  But I don't understand the full plate and swinging weapons to "knock someone down" leagues.  Even the re-enactments seem pretty cheesy to me.  Let's just swing away at people and see if we can rattle em around, or just bottleneck and shieldwall push the other guys... :rolleyes:
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Post by: bagge on October 01, 2013, 08:00:03 pm
Looks extremely boring. Meleemy old friends with plate? Better play american eggball instead
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Post by: zagibu on October 01, 2013, 08:07:21 pm
I don't really see the appeal here.  What's the point of even swinging your weapon around?  Wouldn't you be better off shield bashing and just trying to knock people over?

These re-enactments or things like ACL seem pretty dumb to me honestly.  The point of combat was the kill or incapacitate the other guy.  You're obviously not trying to kill or break people's limbs in a re-enactment or ACL. 

Things like jousting tournaments seem legit to me still.  Or if you were to do some sort of blunted sword fighting in light armor and if you get hit you're out.  But I don't understand the full plate and swinging weapons to "knock someone down" leagues.  Even the re-enactments seem pretty cheesy to me.  Let's just swing away at people and see if we can rattle em around, or just bottleneck and shieldwall push the other guys... :rolleyes:

Then you don't understand a melee. In a melee, if you go down, you're dead. It's not the series of duels we have in cRPG.
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Post by: Inglorious on October 01, 2013, 08:13:24 pm
I don't really see the appeal here.  What's the point of even swinging your weapon around?  Wouldn't you be better off shield bashing and just trying to knock people over?

These re-enactments or things like ACL seem pretty dumb to me honestly.  The point of combat was the kill or incapacitate the other guy.  You're obviously not trying to kill or break people's limbs in a re-enactment or ACL. 

Things like jousting tournaments seem legit to me still.  Or if you were to do some sort of blunted sword fighting in light armor and if you get hit you're out.  But I don't understand the full plate and swinging weapons to "knock someone down" leagues.  Even the re-enactments seem pretty cheesy to me.  Let's just swing away at people and see if we can rattle em around, or just bottleneck and shieldwall push the other guys... :rolleyes:

You didn't read my wall of text, yet again  :rolleyes:

There's multiple types of leagues. The one I spoke of seeing and partaking in was a chop till you drop/die/tire/internally bleed.
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 01, 2013, 08:13:48 pm
I do actually understand that.  However thanks for your wonderful insight into how my own brain works.

I don't see the point of slashing at someone's plate armor in an armored combat league, with a 1h sword.  I don't understand the appeal of slashing at people (basically trying to blunt damage with a cutting weapon).  Wouldn't they be able to do what they're doing without the weapons?   Why not just wrestle in plate armor?

I don't like re-enactments or this ACL.  Just seems dumb to me.  That jousting league however was bad ass and I can see the appeal there.  Since they're actually is a "re-enactment", not just a bunch of sweaty guys pushing each other's shield walls.

Fuck the LARPer's get more respect from me than the people in these re-enactments, as far as actually re-enacting anything.
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Post by: Inglorious on October 01, 2013, 08:17:35 pm
I do actually understand that.  However thanks for your wonderful insight into how my own brain works.

I don't see the point of slashing at someone's plate armor in an armored combat league, with a 1h sword.

Watch the BoTN's channel, you'll see hundreds of different maces being used. It's to bludgeon the guy into not wanting to stand and fight anymore by hitting him in his legs/head/back/side

I think the americans only had two guys with swords, and even then they were very unbalanced and had gigantic pommels to smash with using your fists as the actual weapon.

I agree though, the whole push people over thing is silly. But for publicity sake it's best they don't do it how I've done it. Broken bones and shattered skulls aren't appealing to the "general" public.
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Post by: Tanken on October 01, 2013, 08:34:24 pm
From what I understand, they can't have pierce weapons, or make stabs at one another in the BotN? A hoplite would be pretty sweet to have, but only for the large shield and range...doesn't look like it'd work too well with the tackling people tend to do.

Also, why do they not deploy more tactics in these fights? No shield wall charge, no organization, it just devolves into a big mosh pit of heavy breathing and hugging mostly. Also, to answer the question about why they use their swords and not just tackle one another; They soften you up and destabilize you. Imagine wearing that helmet and constantly hearing and feeling the vibration of metal slapping inside of it and you're pinned in the epicenter of where that sound is reverberating. That would drive your senses wild and make you lose focus--thus allowing your balance to be bulled over by some unsuspecting push or tackle.
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Post by: zagibu on October 01, 2013, 09:35:02 pm
From what I understand, they can't have pierce weapons, or make stabs at one another in the BotN? A hoplite would be pretty sweet to have, but only for the large shield and range...doesn't look like it'd work too well with the tackling people tend to do.

Also, why do they not deploy more tactics in these fights? No shield wall charge, no organization, it just devolves into a big mosh pit of heavy breathing and hugging mostly. Also, to answer the question about why they use their swords and not just tackle one another; They soften you up and destabilize you. Imagine wearing that helmet and constantly hearing and feeling the vibration of metal slapping inside of it and you're pinned in the epicenter of where that sound is reverberating. That would drive your senses wild and make you lose focus--thus allowing your balance to be bulled over by some unsuspecting push or tackle.

Don't forget that it's kind of hard to deploy tactics when you see the "battlefield" through a narrow slit in your visor. Also, it's hard to focus on the melee as a whole when a dude is hammering your face.
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Post by: Berserkadin on October 01, 2013, 10:07:38 pm
I hope this sport get's popular, since my dream is to become a professional arms and armor smith.
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Post by: Nightmare798 on October 01, 2013, 11:27:38 pm
I hope this sport get's popular, since my dream is to become a professional arms and armor smith.

this sounds thousand times more awesome than those stupid mainstream sports like football, hockey, rugby...
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Post by: Nightmare798 on October 01, 2013, 11:31:00 pm
Don't forget that it's kind of hard to deploy tactics when you see the "battlefield" through a narrow slit in your visor. Also, it's hard to focus on the melee as a whole when a dude is hammering your face.

it is not THAT small slit. the hole is very close to your face, which means you actually see quite a lot. helmets like barbuta or great helmet only limit your vision by small ammounts.
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Post by: zagibu on October 01, 2013, 11:44:24 pm
it is not THAT small slit. the hole is very close to your face, which means you actually see quite a lot. helmets like barbuta or great helmet only limit your vision by small ammounts.

No. The frame of my glasses is huge compared to a helmet slit and it already narrows my view tremendously. The slit is a) smaller and b) farther away from the eyes, which means you don't see shit.
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Post by: AntiBlitz on October 02, 2013, 12:33:15 am
yeah, europe's tiny; we all live a 15 minute walk away from each other

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Yes your countries are much smaller, and having a common interest is much easier when you all live within a relative distance and can meet and support one another, in turn this would make for a larger meet, which makes for more support.  The U.S teams are spread out throughout the country so far that unless you literally live within the city its pointless to bother.

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The whole point im trying to make is just simply that when you not only hear word of, but can actually go see these things, it brings attention to it, and it grows.  That simply is not doable with out massive support from the community, which would be hard in the U.S with 4 teams being split by 3k miles of land, how do they skirmish one another?  Yet look at any other country that participates in this, they have the ability to grow this sport with rivalry between the different teams within a country by simply traveling a few hours to compete.
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Post by: Rebelyell on October 02, 2013, 12:46:15 am
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Yes your countries are much smaller, and having a common interest is much easier when you all live within a relative distance and can meet and support one another, in turn this would make for a larger meet, which makes for more support.  The U.S teams are spread out throughout the country so far that unless you literally live within the city its pointless to bother.
in Poland we have more teams that you have in USA, and it is hard to belive Poland is smaler than USA :shock:
your point is valid because in bigger and more populated country you should find more talented fighters
reason is one Popularity
you all are fat in usa even nation team loloololololokbad joke bad :(
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Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on October 02, 2013, 02:00:26 am
It's fucking idiotic.

The rules are built for a shoot wrestler. You would be better off without a bloody weapon.

Just go get the front row from the All Blacks and smash everyone to dust.

There are plenty of highly skilled sword schools in Western Europe but this stuff just looks like a bunch of drunk morons with too much money swing bits of metal around :S
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Post by: Tzar on October 02, 2013, 06:26:58 am
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Post by: Erasmas on October 03, 2013, 01:20:34 pm
Why the hell does it look like american football ????
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Post by: Mlekce on October 03, 2013, 02:03:18 pm
Those poleaxe's look scary man. I would shat my pants if that thing were flying to my head.
Scary in crpg,scary in RL.
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Post by: Butan on October 03, 2013, 02:38:29 pm
It's fucking idiotic.

The rules are built for a shoot wrestler. You would be better off without a bloody weapon.

Just go get the front row from the All Blacks and smash everyone to dust.

There are plenty of highly skilled sword schools in Western Europe but this stuff just looks like a bunch of drunk morons with too much money swing bits of metal around :S


Without weapons/shields they could still wrestle but they would have less reach/impact/protection : every reasons weapons were invented.

From a game rules perspective, I think the "going down = eliminated" is the "best" you can think of if you want to have a medieval battle feel without having people actually killing opponents to win a round.
Maybe rules can be perfected so there is less "metagame" ways of winning (putting down an opponent with ninja/judo tricks in medieval fights  :lol:) but I think its a nice sport.

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Post by: EyeBeat on October 03, 2013, 02:50:15 pm
Wow if this sport was somewhat popular....  I would destroy people.

Tackling is easy as hell.  Also is there any height/weight limit?

I can see a lot of small pasty nerds trying this out and just getting leveled.
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Post by: Corsair831 on October 03, 2013, 02:56:55 pm
Lol i wonder if anyone would pay to see me, Corsair, Saxon, Vermilion, Casimir and Woody meet up and have a training montage somewhere in England xD followed by an attempt to join the England team. I doubt we'd raise enough money to pay for even one set of equipment lol, even if we made a long youtube documentary about it (complete with ads).

As for the sport, regain some level of fitness and i can't imagine being much worse at it than i am at crpg lol.

hahaha, that does sound rather fun, i'd imagine you could buy armour off the internet or something second hand, might have to have mine made though lol, im 6'5 14 stone lol, so not very likely anyone would have that size :D

besides, i don't know if i'd actually trust second hand armour come to think of it ! :D

as to what the other guys are saying, yeah, i dont know what the rules are in this sport, but it seems to me that putting your shoulder into a shield and ramming someone would be the best thing, you see that one bit where the guy tackles the other guy and takes him down in half a second ... all the weight of that armour i'd bet it ruins your balance
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Post by: Nightmare798 on October 03, 2013, 02:58:27 pm
Wow if this sport was somewhat popular....  I would destroy people.

Tackling is easy as hell.  Also is there any height/weight limit?

I can see a lot of small pasty nerds trying this out and just getting leveled.

that small ugly nerd can also be fast enough to dodge and fuck up you leg with that tiny puny axe that you thought it was harmless. speed is what matters, not strenght.

also, tackling can be easy as hell, unless you are against a guy with a weapon. you can easily get yourself killed by playing charger from l4d2
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Post by: Fips on October 03, 2013, 04:03:32 pm
Me as the badluckbrian kind of guy would probably die.
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Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on October 03, 2013, 04:14:01 pm
Me as the badluckbrian kind of guy would probably die.

Gee, I'd love to form an opinion on that, but the guy in your signature keeps rubbing his crotch against a dead walrus.
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Post by: Fips on October 03, 2013, 04:28:09 pm
Gee, I'd love to form an opinion on that, but the guy in your signature keeps rubbing his crotch against a dead walrus.

Yoghurt and walrussians (What the heck is the plural of walrus?) will never be the same.
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Post by: //saxon on October 03, 2013, 04:44:23 pm
As for the sport, regain some level of fitness and i can't imagine being much worse at it than i am at crpg lol.
ive been a gym fanatic for 3 years now currently working as a PT, 118kg of muscle and 8% body fat i would like to see someone tackle me down in full plate xD


and just noticed this thread 1115 views in 3 days? xD lol
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Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on October 03, 2013, 04:49:16 pm
What the heck is the plural of walrus?

I'm pretty sure it's "walri".
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 03, 2013, 05:52:05 pm
I'm pretty sure it's "walri".

A group of walrus is referred to as pod. The walrus is the only surviving species in the family Odobenidae, and Odobenus genus, and is immediately distinguished by its high-flying tusks, whiskers and immense bulk.

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Post by: RobertOfDrugsley on October 03, 2013, 06:37:45 pm
A group of walrus is referred to as pod. The walrus is the only surviving species in the family Odobenidae, and Odobenus genus, and is immediately distinguished by its high-flying tusks, whiskers and immense bulk.

Thanks, that explains everything except the groin rubbing.
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Utrakil on October 03, 2013, 08:02:45 pm
walrussians
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Nightmare798 on October 03, 2013, 08:26:18 pm
walrussians

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wallrussians

note: the pic is little my old friendgy, watch at your own risk.
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Pollux on October 03, 2013, 08:33:36 pm
wow this actually looks fun, kind of like crpg but without ranged and cavalry. I wish crpg was fun
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: KaleLord on October 04, 2013, 04:10:03 am
wow this actually looks fun, kind of like crpg but without ranged and cavalry. I wish crpg was fun

STR BUILDS EVERYWHERE!!!!
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Rebelyell on October 04, 2013, 01:56:29 pm
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: EyeBeat on October 04, 2013, 02:21:23 pm
that small ugly nerd can also be fast enough to dodge and fuck up you leg with that tiny puny axe that you thought it was harmless. speed is what matters, not strenght.

also, tackling can be easy as hell, unless you are against a guy with a weapon. you can easily get yourself killed by playing charger from l4d2

I think you might have been watching anime too much.
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Corsair831 on October 04, 2013, 05:54:05 pm
ive been a gym fanatic for 3 years now currently working as a PT, 118kg of muscle and 8% body fat i would like to see someone tackle me down in full plate xD


and just noticed this thread 1115 views in 3 days? xD lol

corsair's threads are always the best threads ;P






(nerf kicks)
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: En_Dotter on October 05, 2013, 03:07:11 pm
I just have to say something and i think it might get ma lot of hate on this forum by fellow muricans.
I find this retarded in many ways (archery removed as i stated on the 1st page of this thread... noobs...), but the most retarded stuff is mixing gear that cannot be mixed according to the time line. Also heraldry is totally wrong. I suppose there are 2 distinct explanations from my point of view and both are really sad (for me):
1. muricans want to "relive" european rich history of various ways of bloodshed (since they are using "euro" gear i have to limit this to eurocentric retarded point of view) which is sad since they are doing it wrong
2. they wanna enjoy something they might find fun and exotic but they are too lazy to read about it to at least follow some common sense rules about dress code

I know my point of view is quite harsh but i always leave room for someone to correct me and accept my mistake if im persuaded.

(still looks gay when they hug...)

EDIT:
I forgot to state one important thing. Medieval tournaments were not about breaking bones and bashing heads. It was a lot more sophisticated - being seen, recognized, finding a girl of ur life, making nobles prove themselves and a lot more...
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Rebelyell on October 05, 2013, 04:16:02 pm
I just have to say something and i think it might get ma lot of hate on this forum by fellow muricans.
I find this retarded in many ways (archery removed as i stated on the 1st page of this thread... noobs...), but the most retarded stuff is mixing gear that cannot be mixed according to the time line. Also heraldry is totally wrong. I suppose there are 2 distinct explanations from my point of view and both are really sad (for me):
1. muricans want to "relive" european rich history of various ways of bloodshed (since they are using "euro" gear i have to limit this to eurocentric retarded point of view) which is sad since they are doing it wrong
2. they wanna enjoy something they might find fun and exotic but they are too lazy to read about it to at least follow some common sense rules about dress code

I know my point of view is quite harsh but i always leave room for someone to correct me and accept my mistake if im persuaded.

(still looks gay when they hug...)

EDIT:
I forgot to state one important thing. Medieval tournaments were not about breaking bones and bashing heads. It was a lot more sophisticated - being seen, recognized, finding a girl of ur life, making nobles prove themselves and a lot more...

historical chocolate chip cookie
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Butan on October 05, 2013, 08:35:58 pm
Tournaments with or without archery/crossbows/throwing weapons (if blunt non-lethal ammo is possible... not even sure) is just a choice from the organisation.

I think we can all agree, in a real sport you dont have to be historically accurate.


I forgot to state one important thing. Medieval tournaments were not about breaking bones and bashing heads. It was a lot more sophisticated - being seen, recognized, finding a girl of ur life, making nobles prove themselves and a lot more...



Even today, I can guarantee you that if you participate in a medieval tournament you will be seen, recognized, prove yourself, and maybe find a girl!  :P
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Harpag on October 05, 2013, 08:53:10 pm
Even today, I can guarantee you that if you participate in a medieval tournament you will be seen, recognized, prove yourself, and maybe find a girl in full plate!  :P

fixed :P
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Butan on October 05, 2013, 08:59:04 pm
Quote from: Harpag
and maybe find a girl in full plate!  :P

My dream would come true!
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Rebelyell on October 06, 2013, 01:55:38 am
My dream would come true!
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here you go
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Harpag on October 06, 2013, 02:42:37 am
Well, nice girl... but full plate girls are a bit useless if you know what I mean  :wink:
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Rebelyell on October 06, 2013, 03:09:12 am
edit:to stupid coment deleted
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Johammeth on October 06, 2013, 03:42:40 am
Well, nice girl... but full plate girls are a bit useless if you know what I mean  :wink:

Agreed.

A proper kitchen requires bowls as well.
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Christo on October 06, 2013, 10:27:14 am
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here you go

Breastplate just got a whole new meaning
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Falka on October 06, 2013, 11:19:56 am
Almost full plate.

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Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: BASNAK on October 06, 2013, 12:47:33 pm
Falka never learns lol
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Gurnisson on October 06, 2013, 01:14:23 pm
inb4 SoO does what he does best :D
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Butan on October 07, 2013, 02:11:10 am
Almost full plate.

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So thats what a cracked gothic plate looks like !
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Rebelyell on October 07, 2013, 07:46:01 pm
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Dexxtaa on October 07, 2013, 07:49:16 pm
Annnnd here's everyone in the cRPG community irl

Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Falka on October 07, 2013, 09:45:35 pm
Falka never learns lol

Check my signature... Nope, not this cute little chick, this sentence below the picture... Yes, there is sth below the pic :P
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on October 07, 2013, 09:55:37 pm
I'll be damned there is writing below the picture...it's like one of them optical illusions
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Clockworkkiller on October 07, 2013, 11:15:48 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

gurls haz cooties
Title: Re: cRPG IRL
Post by: Glyph on October 08, 2013, 05:49:26 pm
Very cool and beserk sport, though very expensive and hard to reach for a lot of people. The sport I do is one less expensive (though still not really cheap) and more saphisticated I'd say. It's called HEMA(Historical European Martial Arts), it teaches you how to fight with all melee weapons used in the middle ages, from the poleaxe to the longsword to the sword and buckler. As opposed to the sport mentioned in the topic, you learn how to hit, thrust, throw and kick your opponent with techniques, which it doesn't look like in the sport mentioned(which to me looks like a bunch QQing Crpg players going beserk on eachother, but please prove me wrong if I am). Not only that, but you get tought the same techniques as would've been tought to you during the middle-ages, from the manuscripts. you do not only learn how to swing a sword, but also how to step in at the right time and thrust a dagger into your opponents face or get in even closer and throw him on the ground(after which you land in his balls for extra effect). You learn how to fight like you're unarmored, but ofcourse in competitions and during sparring you'll be wearing all the protection you need. I get it might not be as violent and you won't be able to go as crazy as these guys, you'll get hurt a lot too and you'll enjoy every part of it :D

Anyway, have a look!

Competition:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh40iOzMYXw&hd=1

Show fight done by my teachers showing techniques you all learn during training:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh40iOzMYXw