The Frisian Freedom
Les Chevalier Occitans
The Kingdom of Erzoth
Knights Union of the Tundra Territories
The Republic of Mates
Free United Peoples of Ahmerrad
Astralis
Wait, what am I doing here? I thought this was cRPG, not SomethingAwful. :shock:
So you're the TW-happy maul baddie that's been plaguing NA1......(click to show/hide)
NO MAN CAN DEFEAT THE GOBBLIN KING.
On something awful he'd be banned for such a worthless post and be out 10bux.Seconded. Unless you fly under the radar like murdertron here, whose only posts are shitposts.
Oh, now I get it! Gobblin' king, like he's gobbling up all the things on the map. Or maybe he's just some jive turkey...
Well, we're going to have to wait for the return of the GOBBLIN KING when my damn monitor gets its backlight fixed. Until then I may only sperg on my phone.HAHA GF NUB
Well, we're going to have to wait for the return of the GOBBLIN KING when my damn monitor gets its backlight fixed. Until then I may only sperg on my phone.all that gay porn sure burnt it out quick
I have some kind of new found respect for daruvian, and I think two reasons are to blame:
1:he stopped bumpslashing / playing regularly
2: I started browsing the forums
Let me remind everyone for the 10th time that I actually am preparing something on Strategus, it's just taking for fucking ever because apparently that's how the god damn devs intended things to be.
Just to prove that I am doing something and not just posting repeatedly about nothing, here is a small taste of the upcoming power of THE REALM OF THE GOBBLIN KING.all i don't see are nord nobleman outfits, come to nova amere and buy some, and while you are at it buy the snd and sell it(click to show/hide)
all this waiting and its just an attempt to poach a castle that just bled a buncha troops from a new faction that just got a foot hold in strat? shamefur dispray.How dare you question the GOBBLIN KING, this is clearly just the beginning of a new strat Era. Just wait until The Purges start.
I think this may be the first time I am seeing decently balanced rosters for a castle siege: http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesupcoming#!?page=strategusinfobattleroster&id=5229
looks like pretty much normal party lines.. only minor diff I see is a couple FCC went goblin everyone else split the way I would have expected
not sure what the minus are for. FCC does not care who people sign up for in this fight. We encouraged people to do whatever they wanted. I was just pointing out that besides the FCC pretty much everyone else stuck to normal party lines on this one. Go minus them!
Good battle. The GOBBLINS are fearsome!
BTW that whole battle on Defence was livestreamed.
http://www.twitch.tv/asianboyjesse/c/2981972
i didnt like the part where we ran out of bolts... i was no longer able to soften the goblins up a bit before the reached the lines D:
Why are you incapable of fun?
i did like they brought such expensive weapons to use that could actually do some damage to the plate though...never knew goblins were so wealthy - they must be from the fabled mines of moria.Yep they left their dirty cave to conquer the world. Be like them and step outside once in a decade. It might be fun.
Can't even lie, I expected mass amounts of whiney voices and nerd rage... but no, Goblins are actually fun as shit to siege with.
I think my soothing voice calmed the nerd rage and kept people focused (hey whatever helps you sleep at night, amirite)Watching you ride your horse up a ladder to try and get on top of the wall, only to watch you go flying off the wall, kept me calm.
Watching you ride your horse up a ladder to try and get on top of the wall, only to watch you go flying off the wall, kept me calm.
Yeah that was pretty fucking hilarious...nobody said anything in teamspeak so I thought that shameful display went unnoticed :oops:
I am looking forward to you purging whatever clan you attack, only to have strat wiped days later. Anyway, good luck man. I hope this will be fun.Thanks for the infamy guys, sorry i'm looking forward to xp and fun battles?
i did like they brought such expensive weapons to use that could actually do some damage to the plate though...never knew goblins were so wealthy - they must be from the fabled mines of moria.I had a good selection huh? You're welcome, without my weapons, you might have only killed 300 tickets instead of 600. I did like the very end of the recording (37:08), where someone said how we had a lot more deaths than the defenders, yet we somehow had better spawn timers, to which Kesh replied "Its the armor, it reduces the timer". I'm pretty sure the reason we had better spawn timers is because you guys died about 1200 more times than we did, not because of the armor. I could be wrong though.
Various words that start with murder? All I see is..... God dammit I got nothin.Worst gobblin and worst jack
Also, we recently made the Jews our vassals, that's why we're so wealthy.
Well, at least we know that Daruvian has no respect for his own word. Tsk tsk. And here I thought that Daruvian would actually be true to his word. Just like all the other strat nerds and strat bads. Cares to much for pixels to be a true sportsman and listen to his own words.
He doesn't even deserve his GOBBLIN anymore. Only someone who shows he's worth that respect will get it.
You take offense to rp? The rp you requested? You said any form; comedic, drunken dwarf, it didn't matter. I gave the rp you requested in the form I chose and you twist it into a means to cover up. I think you misinterpret my comrade's rp. In sum, Thalion described us making a withdrawal from the overwhelmed castle in proper rp fashion. Radsvid is a dwarf, so of course he is going to talk about hammers and skull bashing. Thats dwarven rp. Did you expect rp where an a dwarf sat down for tea with one of your goblins...?
TL;DR
So.. it's GOBBLINS vs WFA right?
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Man I got warned for this. It was the most maniacal Gobblin face I could come up with on short notice. Also Willem Defoe is nothing short of pure Gobblin blood so I feel it is on topic. I say the Gobblins raise banners against the admin team next!
You take offense to rp? The rp you requested? You said any form; comedic, drunken dwarf, it didn't matter. I gave the rp you requested in the form I chose and you twist it into a means to cover up. I think you misinterpret my comrade's rp. In sum, Thalion described us making a withdrawal from the overwhelmed castle in proper rp fashion. Radsvid is a dwarf, so of course he is going to talk about hammers and skull bashing. Thats dwarven rp. Did you expect rp where an a dwarf sat down for tea with one of your goblins (and I will continue to spell it as "goblins" because I think it is quite appropriate)?
Since you are not content with proper roleplay and have retaliated with a the usual clan insulting and strat war, we will oblige you in some regard. Though we are indeed small in number and a new strat faction, I cannot imagine anything but a unanimous decision by my council to make what stand we can against your marauding ilk. If any faction so desires to make an honourable stand with us against such wreckless hate, the bards will sing of their names for many years to come. If no others have such will, then we will fight and die all the same.
Btw I like how you got your support by claiming you were only after Anders, but now that you have Reindi you claim this magnanimous victory over WFA despite the fact you haven't fought any forces in WFA excepting Anders' garrison.
I'll see you on the field Daruvian.
If it is fair play that your roleplay is that you cannot bend down to a GOBBLIN KING because you are elves, then the flipside of that coin is how the fuck do you expect me as a GOBBLIN KING to accept shit-talking from nerddwarves and nerdelves?[/spoiler]
The GOBBLIN KING chased Joe outside. "PLEASE RESPOND!"
Well, at least we know that Daruvian has no respect for his own word. Tsk tsk. And here I thought that Daruvian would actually be true to his word. Just like all the other strat nerds and strat bads. Cares to much for pixels to be a true sportsman and listen to his own words.
He doesn't even deserve his GOBBLIN anymore. Only someone who shows he's worth that respect will get it.
I hope you actually target the south(west?) block too, and not just targets in the North (east?) block.
You started a grand war, lets see what happens now... :lol:
You sound like Kesh...
Well, when he says all targets are his enemies, and then upon talking to him he says he won't attack 4 factions, all of which belong to one side. Yes, I'll be suspect until he proves otherwise.
GOBBLIN King can do as he pleases, attack anyone at any time in any fashion!
Stop trying to persuade him to attack a certain part of the map, it's somewhat funny coming from you, with the neutral stance... and well it wouldn't work anyway.
You just sound butthurt.
The Frisian Freedom
Les Chevalier Occitans
The Kingdom of Erzoth
Knights Union of the Tundra Territories
The Republic of Mates
Free United Peoples of Ahmerrad
Astralis
I just want him to actually live up to his promise of "XP for everyone."
Clearly that's not what you want.. because it shouldn't matter who he attacks as long as there's attacks that give out xp.
BTW, If I didn't want XP for everyone, the first Reindi Battle wouldn't have happened.
If you are going to play talking head, at least try and be intelligent and respond to the whole post instead of Kesh posting a response to 1 line in that post.
Well, when he says all targets are his enemies, and then upon talking to him he says he won't attack 4 factions, all of which belong to one side. Yes, I'll be suspect until he proves otherwise.
So if FCC and TKOV join this, what's left? every small faction. That's already basically 1 block. Like, yea, that's not "GOBBLIN HORDE ATTACKS WHOEVER" it's "I Attack the other side cause I don't like them." It's Hypocritical really. Only FUPA actually joined him, none of the other factions have, so, until they join the GOBBLIN KING, I'll deride daruvian's little "adventure" as nothing more than another face in the already stale NA war.
anyone else notice that the drought happened when FCC went on the defensive... everyone against went on the offensive (well if that is what this can be called)
I pledge my allegiance to the GOBBLIN KING! May he rescue NA strat from the XP drought of the last two weeks.
I got my support by creating a faction that doesn't care about nerd grudges and tryhardery, but instead follows a few simple code; be our vassals or be destroyed, never camp our fiefs with thousands of troops like the current stalemate, decide our battles based on things other than old nerd fights and grudges but instead based on the roleplay of the GOBBLIN REALM and by deciding who deserves to be attacked and who doesn't. It's really as simple as that.(click to show/hide)
I wanted to follow up on something that Duravian said awhile back that I agree with it. This game isn’t something i’m going to lose any sleep over. Honestly, as a clan with a fantasy/tolkien theme with elves and dwarves. How awesome is it that Gobblins attack us when we get our first fief? Well not that awesome in terms of strat progress, but game wise its great! So, RP and nerd-raging aside I intend to enjoy this chapter of strat, the battles, xp, and whatever may follow. Let the xp flow. Huzzah! All personas aside, that is my official stance. Regardless of what strat empires rise and fall I still have to get up and go to work in the morning. That said, the “persona” of Thalion has a message for the “persona” of Duravian, aka Gobblin King.
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“We have received your declaration of war and will pick up the gauntlet. While regrettable past actions have muddled diplomacy efforts, let me state clearly our current position. The Warriors of the First Age will never submit to being a vassal of the Gobblin King. Not while steel is hard and stone abides will we ever bend a knee to the Shadow of Calradia. We will resist any further attacks upon us with the utmost of or strength while being a thorn in Gobblin King’s hand wherever he may try and cast his shadow. We need neither hope of victory nor chance of mercy, we are satisfied with the knowledge that victorious or destroyed we were never made to bow."
Then, to the other nobles of Calradia Thalion wrote this letter and sent out heralds to deliver it to as many factions as possible.
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“Greetings Lords and Ladies of Calradia,
Mayhaps you have never heard of the Warriors of the First Age, but surely you have heard of our mutual foe, The Gobblin King. So, far as our scouts tell us, none have yet to rebuck his knave like advances on the sovereignty of your lands. Yet we who are at this time homeless, being driven from our newly claimed lands by Gobblin hordes continue to fight. We will continue fight no matter the numbers against us. We will continue the fight even if no allies come to our aid. We will continue the fight until the Gobblin King is cast down or we ourselves are slain. If we, newly come to this land of Calradia, secure in valor’s station do her more justice than her sovereign Lord’s it will be a sad age that the scribes mark down in the pages of history. I beseech you all, take up the sword, mace and spear, with glad heart fight as free peoples, guardians of your own native lands. Cast these Gobblin’s back into the black pits from whence they came to lick their wounds for generations before they can once again spawn in sufficient numbers to trouble the green fields of Calradia."
- Thalion Menelvagor
High Counselor of the Warriors of the First Age
We regret not the battle. The Warriors of the First Age shall pause to bury their dead, to wipe the blood and grime from their armor and re-sharpen their weapons before marching onward. We salute you Gobblin King, your warriors fought well. We praise our own warriors and give them honor. The living shall feast with us, the dead shall feast with their ancestors for they have woken from the dream. Glory to the fighters! Glory to the slain! Glory to the xp!