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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Chestaclese on September 02, 2013, 06:23:56 am
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Not long after Mathews Army stubbornly threw themselves upon the lance of Lord Lurk another army of nerds, this one lead by head nerd Peppo, rode over the hills dividing the steppes from the plains and attacked.
Not wanting to dent their lordly sarranid armor or bend their masterwork battleforks Chestaclese army instead chose to suit up in the blood tattered rags and unused arms left over from Mathews men.
And what a glorious fight it was! Chestaclese rode down friends and foes alike, Lamk did his own thing because no one could understand his ridiculous accent, Smithy stayed in the siege tower drinking away his life proving himself useless once again, and Peppovich made some remark about donkeys while his army was ravaged around him.
Marching once more to Malyrug Castle, every man in Chestaclese army claimed three horses with the exception of Smithy who was made to care for the donkeys.
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Place holder for tomorrow's battle with Hosp Peppo. What a name though right?
Got kesh's permission to post? lol
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Got kesh's permission to post? lol
Lol, do i post like someone who restricts how others' post, lol.
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Lol, do i post like someone who restricts how others' post, lol.
yes, and speaking of Massacres I liked this one http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4964
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yes, and speaking of Massacres I liked this one http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=strategusbattlesarchive#!?page=strategusinfobattledetail&id=4964
Goretooth no! Don't tempt Kesh, we can't handle another one of those posts
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Goretooth no! Don't tempt Kesh, we can't handle another one of those posts
a post about nothing or blaming someone else for cheating?
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From Sandersson in another thread
Holy fuck after every battle do you have to make some post saying "they are all really bad at this game and only won because they have better gear and use overpowered builds"
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From Sandersson in another thread
lol or FCC crying about item bombing which they created.
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chill out gore. you way too mad.
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chill out gore. you way too mad.
http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/transfering-garbage-to-a-fief-under-siege/ you first :)
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http://forum.melee.org/strategus-issues/transfering-garbage-to-a-fief-under-siege/ you first :)
I'm so mad I'm digging up random old bug report threads!
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Gore must be feeling neglected again he is back for his week or two of look at me I am goretooth rants. Nothing useful or interesting to see.
In fcc world the only person who gets asked not to post is kesh and that is generally only by kalam
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Has that happened recently? He's been pretty quiet....
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Got kesh's permission to post? lol
Chesty needing permission to post on the forums to start shit and make drama and nerds butthurt?
Have you never met Chesty before?
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Chesty needing permission to post on the forums to start shit and make drama and nerds butthurt?
Have you never met Chesty before?
Yeah, we had a few drinks at the crpg social...
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Another army crumbled at the feet of a trader. Losers walk. Go back to the steppes and think about what you've done.
Hospitaller_Peppovitch
Army size:2
Faction: Knights Hospitaller
......Steppe
Night time:10:00 to 18:00
Equipment:unarmed
Cargo: about 600 crates
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Losers play on a holiday weekend.
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Losers play on a holiday weekend.
He attacked me on a holliday. You're an idiot.
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Updated the first post with a short story.
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He attacked me on a holliday. You're an idiot.
so you are both losers.
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No homosexual sex involved. 1/10
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No homosexual sex involved. 1/10
still would bang
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Chesty only won because I was not there to be useless to the point of being self destructive.
I'd have crashed that siege tower into a wall at full donkey speed.