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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Tanken on July 26, 2013, 10:16:38 pm

Title: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 26, 2013, 10:16:38 pm
What is it about being a Purple Wearing Ghost that people feel the need to dig their dagger deep between your shoulder blades?

It was hot, the type of heat that turned the woman's remains around your crotch from the night before to a thick buttery goop today. Tanken despised the desert, but it had been profitable lately. As he stood watch atop the walls as he was hired to do by Baron von Slutbagg ein sJimmy numero uno Ballsquire de Calradia, he felt out of place. He had been loyal to the man since signing contracts with him not long ago. After the contract was expired, he saw no immediate need to leave the comfort of the village he defended well. His hand found his way to the front of his trousers as he stared out at the wasteland of sand before him. The Baron had rewarded him nicely, and in turn, Tanken did his bidding. Attacking the Bloods as he was ordered, starting a mini-war amongst them, and all the time--he protected the Baron and kept his name clean from the heinous crimes.

His fingers began to wrap around his swollen testicles. He pondered to himself, 'Did this fat maiden have something in her snatch that caused this swelling?' But nonetheless, he fondled them. And he fondled them for a long while as he stroked his shaved face. Foot steps approached behind him, heavy, not subtle, and he paid them little mind as it was normal for his troops or the Baron's to approach him as such. He removed his hands from his trousers, looking at the jelly that caked his fingers. Instinctively, he wondered what it smelled like seeing as he had not bathed in nearly five nights, and this maiden had not seen water nor soap in nearly four years.

"What is it?" he called over his shoulder as he sniffed his fingers. It was putrid, down right awful. It smelt of dirty sausage water mixed with the smell of burning belly button lint. Good god, why had he thought to do this?

"The Baron sends a message." said an unfamiliar voice.

Tanken's brow twirked, unsure who this was, and what this man meant. Before he could turn, he felt it. Ice ripped through him. Bones moved before the blade as it spade its way through his tissue and deep into the core of him. He hardly let out a gasp of air, there was no time to express the pain verbally--it was far too intense. And like that, the blade left him. He fell to his knees though he could not control himself. He stared at the Sun overhead as heat-waves blended in with his fading vision. He let out a faint muttering of words, "Curse..you..Jimmy." and fell into a heap of his own blood, lifeless and betrayed similar to how his father had died many years ago.



TL;DR Fuck you sJimmy.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: sJimmy on July 26, 2013, 11:13:57 pm
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Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 01:16:03 am
You probably got "backstabbed" because no one likes the do anything to win, uber armor crutching, str nerd spergs that KUTT is.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 27, 2013, 01:32:40 am
You probably got "backstabbed" because no one likes the do anything to win, uber armor crutching, str nerd spergs that KUTT is.

They do try hard oftentimes, probably harder than any other group, but they are not the plate-crutching strength monsters that they were when NA_2 was actually alive, not on life support. They don't have many str builds, and only occasionally use armour that is much more than the average (which is quite a lot of armour since upkeep is meaningless to many players)
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 01:36:41 am
Go sling more crack rocks sandy.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 27, 2013, 01:48:20 am
You probably got "backstabbed" because no one likes the do anything to win, uber armor crutching, str nerd spergs that KUTT is.

If you're going to try and insult me, can you at least type at above a 4th grade level?
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 02:01:23 am
If you're going to try and insult me, can you at least type at above a 4th grade level?

If you going to use that overrated comeback, I'll just call you a tool.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Malaclypse on July 27, 2013, 02:03:35 am
do anything to win, uber armor crutching, str nerd spergs

Sounds more like FCC than KUTT (who if you remember, had mostly broken gear in strat, and didn't care enough about Strat to give a fuck about winning), but I think that was the point tbh.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 02:15:58 am
Sounds more like FCC than KUTT (who if you remember, had mostly broken gear in strat, and didn't care enough about Strat to give a fuck about winning), but I think that was the point tbh.

Strat is for the exp and lulz so don't feel bad, I was talking more along the lines of NA_1-2.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 27, 2013, 02:20:52 am
This was a fun thread until you came along Holiday. God, you Acre/Teutonic/Acre/AoW guys are so sensitive when it comes to making light of an old feud.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 02:50:51 am
This was a fun thread until you came along Holiday. God, you Acre/Teutonic/Acre/AoW guys are so sensitive when it comes to making light of an old feud.

I'm confused, what feud are you talking about? I was talking about the current and my thoughts towards sjimmy attacking you.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Bronto on July 27, 2013, 03:02:37 am
You probably got "backstabbed" because no one likes the do anything to win, uber armor crutching, str nerd spergs that KUTT is.

Lol coming from you that's the pot calling the kettle black. I guess you forgot how many heavy cav you guys use in battle or all the transitional you all were in not more than a week ago. But whatever shitlords gonna shit.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 27, 2013, 03:35:41 am
Lol coming from you that's the pot calling the kettle black. I guess you forgot how many heavy cav you guys use in battle or all the transitional you all were in not more than a week ago. But whatever shitlords gonna shit.

Oh no the forum warrior has risen, when do i ever wear plate? A week ago, can't say i recall. I'm pretty sure you won't see more than two AoW members on at the same time unless there is a strat fight, so i guess "shitlords gonna shit"? GF shitlord bronto, king of all the shits?
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kelugarn on July 27, 2013, 03:41:22 am
It's ok Tanken, you can always come and sleep on my couch.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Dionysus on July 27, 2013, 05:00:43 am
At least you weren't back-stabbed with your hands down your pants.

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Post by: Apollo on July 27, 2013, 05:14:27 am
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Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Gawin on July 27, 2013, 06:51:50 am
wow tanken... people really dont liked you..
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tom Cruise on July 27, 2013, 07:30:31 am
wow tanken... people really dont liked you..
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Bronto on July 27, 2013, 01:42:49 pm
Oh no the forum warrior has risen, when do i ever wear plate? A week ago, can't say i recall. I'm pretty sure you won't see more than two AoW members on at the same time unless there is a strat fight, so i guess "shitlords gonna shit"? GF shitlord bronto, king of all the shits?

Wow you owned me so hard....so....hard....what clan are you calling yourselves this week?
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Malaclypse on July 27, 2013, 06:50:39 pm
Like I said, AoW isn't quite the clan you're thinking. While a couple of us participate in Strategus, we're not really super into it. You can throw all the insults about FCC and whatnot at us, but I don't think many of us really care. To be frank, I enjoy the company of FCC's members. They're pretty relaxed, agreeable people, which is much unlike the pseudo-intellectualism I see from guys like Canary and sometimes even you, Malaclypse.

I was simply saying that Holiday's comment about heavy armor/STR builds and a in it to win it mentality in Strategus sounds more like FCC* than KUTT (who had broken gear and who mostly weren't interested in Strat- the LL section of it was; KUTT of course had their fair share of STR fellas like Tretter, SHORTSIR, and Soss).

Then he clarified saying that he was speaking about NA 1 and NA 2 and the KUTT of old which is a fair approximation- their members over time gravitated largely to more balanced builds in Lamellar-ish tier armor, but they definitely had their heyday of heavy armor STR gravitating folk.

I wasn't thinking anything about AoW there so I'm not sure if that's meant for me, or if it is, why. Believe you me, I care less about Strategus now than I ever have.


*Heavy Yaws or Sarranid Guard Armor for the min-max factor, and two-handers with high STR stand out- not that there's any faction that's without it's STR-based heroes (those Raven shielders are pretty beefy, for example, and we had Rhaelys as a disgusting STR dick for the longest time in CHAOS though he has recently gone a more balanced route) and go-to-message-him-as-soon-as-battle-is-declared champion mercenaries like allers, but it always feels like there are quite a few folks rocking the Firebus build with that orange faction comparatively, at least when I'm on the opposite side- lots of one shots or blackbar hits against me and guys who take 5+ 6PS hits for me to kill sometimes. But that's probably less an issue with the faction and more an issue with the metagame of Strat.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Relit on July 27, 2013, 07:35:46 pm
*Heavy Yaws or Sarranid Guard Armor for the min-max factor, and two-handers with high STR stand out- not that there's any faction that's without it's STR-based heroes (those Raven shielders are pretty beefy, for example, ...

Our shielders are almost all hybrids with at least 15 AGI. The fact that they can take a beating comes more from loomed gear than being str heavy (most are sub 21).
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Keshian on July 27, 2013, 08:38:16 pm
Believe you me, I care less about Strategus now than I ever have.

Actually i don't believe you - you seem more active than you ever were before now with your golden apple corps vassalage to Occitan and owning a fief.

*Heavy Yaws or Sarranid Guard Armor for the min-max factor, and two-handers with high STR stand out- not that there's any faction that's without it's STR-based heroes (those Raven shielders are pretty beefy, for example, and we had Rhaelys as a disgusting STR dick for the longest time in CHAOS though he has recently gone a more balanced route) and go-to-message-him-as-soon-as-battle-is-declared champion mercenaries like allers, but it always feels like there are quite a few folks rocking the Firebus build with that orange faction comparatively, at least when I'm on the opposite side- lots of one shots or blackbar hits against me and guys who take 5+ 6PS hits for me to kill sometimes. But that's probably less an issue with the faction and more an issue with the metagame of Strat.


Not really getting the min-max thing you are saying - we use middle-eastern armor (been our theme for a very long time, heavy yawshawns, mameluke armor - both actually are not the best they emphasize more leg armor and less body armor than equivalent level armor (other factions use trasnitional and milanese plate whicha re actually better armor and heavier gauntlets than our mail gauntlets) and we use cav robes and sarranid guard armor)  - for min-maxing look for people maximizing their playerbase with as many hoplites and pikemen as possible as long as its the OP thing with insta-facehugging stabs (word on the street next patch will finally fix that idiocy) or have majority of their players go heavy cav builds - basically flavor of the month OP builds is min-maxing.  Can't even remember last time we even had a battle with heavy yawshawns - been reusing gear we won from other battles.

Im honestly just tired of you putting down any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism like you do malaclypse, which is dependent on lighter armor.



P.S.  Sjimmy this shit was pretty cold.  Didn't even let him know so it could be a real battle.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2013, 08:52:27 pm
Concerning armor: Anyone that has half their tickets with over 47(base) body armor is crutching(47 is the point where armor starts to weigh more for armor).

Can't say I don't either. +3 Red Brigs and +2 Mail, +2 Red Roman Helms....For like 3k tickets. If you don't have heavy armor you're sadly ruined. I just wish that Heraldic Mail was the baseline over all this shitty plate.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Relit on July 27, 2013, 09:01:31 pm
Concerning armor: Anyone that has half their tickets with over 47(base) body armor is crutching(47 is the point where armor starts to weigh more for armor).

Can't say I don't either. +3 Red Brigs and +2 Mail, +2 Red Roman Helms....For like 3k tickets. If you don't have heavy armor you're sadly ruined. I just wish that Heraldic Mail was the baseline over all this shitty plate.

Im happy with our banded armor (45 base), I like to think our armies do really well with it and it still fits within our theme restrictions. Sometimes its more important to look good than min-max the way to victory.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2013, 09:27:22 pm
Im happy with our banded armor (45 base), I like to think our armies do really well with it and it still fits within our theme restrictions. Sometimes its more important to look good than min-max the way to victory.

My Red Brig's are nice looking when you had the Red roman helm. Looks spiffy all decked out like that.
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And I do believe I just hijacked tankens thread.... :shock:
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Matey on July 27, 2013, 09:31:10 pm
I was simply saying that Holiday's comment about heavy armor/STR builds and a in it to win it mentality in Strategus sounds more like FCC* than KUTT (who had broken gear and who mostly weren't interested in Strat- the LL section of it was; KUTT of course had their fair share of STR fellas like Tretter, SHORTSIR, and Soss).

Then he clarified saying that he was speaking about NA 1 and NA 2 and the KUTT of old which is a fair approximation- their members over time gravitated largely to more balanced builds in Lamellar-ish tier armor, but they definitely had their heyday of heavy armor STR gravitating folk.

I wasn't thinking anything about AoW there so I'm not sure if that's meant for me, or if it is, why. Believe you me, I care less about Strategus now than I ever have.


*Heavy Yaws or Sarranid Guard Armor for the min-max factor, and two-handers with high STR stand out- not that there's any faction that's without it's STR-based heroes (those Raven shielders are pretty beefy, for example, and we had Rhaelys as a disgusting STR dick for the longest time in CHAOS though he has recently gone a more balanced route) and go-to-message-him-as-soon-as-battle-is-declared champion mercenaries like allers, but it always feels like there are quite a few folks rocking the Firebus build with that orange faction comparatively, at least when I'm on the opposite side- lots of one shots or blackbar hits against me and guys who take 5+ 6PS hits for me to kill sometimes. But that's probably less an issue with the faction and more an issue with the metagame of Strat.

Mala.. Every single faction in strat uses heavy shit if they got it. And every faction in strat is full of people with more str than agi. Me, you and a few other agi guys like Gmno will always be the minority unless they drastically change this game to make agi a hell of a lot better than it currently is in strat.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Lt_Anders on July 27, 2013, 09:32:53 pm
Mala.. Every single faction in strat uses heavy shit if they got it. And every faction in strat is full of people with more str than agi. Me, you and a few other agi guys like Gmno will always be the minority unless they drastically change this game to make agi a hell of a lot better than it currently is in strat. in all game modes.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Penguin on July 27, 2013, 11:34:26 pm
Actually i don't believe you - you seem more active than you ever were before now with your golden apple corps vassalage to Occitan and owning a fief.


Not really getting the min-max thing you are saying - we use middle-eastern armor (been our theme for a very long time, heavy yawshawns, mameluke armor - both actually are not the best they emphasize more leg armor and less body armor than equivalent level armor (other factions use trasnitional and milanese plate whicha re actually better armor and heavier gauntlets than our mail gauntlets) and we use cav robes and sarranid guard armor)  - for min-maxing look for people maximizing their playerbase with as many hoplites and pikemen as possible as long as its the OP thing with insta-facehugging stabs (word on the street next patch will finally fix that idiocy) or have majority of their players go heavy cav builds - basically flavor of the month OP builds is min-maxing.  Can't even remember last time we even had a battle with heavy yawshawns - been reusing gear we won from other battles.

Im honestly just tired of you putting down any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism like you do malaclypse, which is dependent on lighter armor.



P.S.  Sjimmy this shit was pretty cold.  Didn't even let him know so it could be a real battle.

Kesh, you have a problem. You're delusional. +3 Heavy Yawshawns are 59 body armor 25 leg. It doesn't "emphasize leg armor" at all. It's literally 1 leg armor point above equivalent armors like plate armor and churburg. Nor does it lack any sort of body armor. Remember, +3 heavy yawshawns are better than unloomed milanese plate. Also what faction even uses milanese plate regularly? The only faction I've ever seen use it would be SS, but even that was only for a few battles. Transitional is certainly not better armor any way you slice it. And you last used Heavy Yawshawns 4 days ago. I don't know what this is with you trying to make it seem like your faction is just a bunch of poor farmhands who patched together some rusty old armor you found in the scrap pile out back. You have the best gear in NA by far, don't try to sugar coat it. No one buys it but the sorry souls who follow your every word.

Sorry for your betrayal by the way, Tanken, it's truly a shame.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Malaclypse on July 27, 2013, 11:48:13 pm
For owning a fief (which was to be given to CHAOS initially until I goaded Canary into just letting Krosis, Saxton and I dick around with it; so if anything the GAC is a vassal of CHAOS who is a further vassal of Occitan- though that cannot be the case, because if it were Aggregate Alliance would be vassals of FCC, having been given all of that territory they hold by them- but as far as we know, based on the statements of both of those factions, that's not the nature of their relationship) I've been about as active as I need to be, and less now that it's armed and not full of naked men bought from Anders.

It's true, FCC does have their theme set, and there have been less Yaws than before. Within that theme of gear, however, you guys have no light armor at all except for what you pilfer, nothing under 9 pounds/36 armor for body gear readily used; these unused armors account for almost half of all middle-eastern themed body apparel, all of it resting on the lower end of armor (Sarranid Leather Armor- which is beautiful and I don't understand why that isn't your go-to light set with the second Desert Turban- and below). So while it's true that the faction has a theme, it definitely has the preference of heavier armor within that theme. That's an observation- an accurate one- not a judgement!

I never put down "any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism". I said that something Holiday said about KUTT (which I assumed was in regards to Strat since this is a Strategus sub-forum but which turned out to be about their past existence in NA 1/NA 2) sounded (to me) like a more apt description of FCC. Maybe he intended to put KUTT down by saying what HE said- that doesn't mean I meant to put FCC down by redirecting his comments to them, just that I (me, here, this guy) thought it was a better description of one faction over the other. An easy mistake to make via only text communication.

Me, you and a few other agi guys like Gmno will always be the minority unless they drastically change this game to make agi a hell of a lot better than it currently is in strat. people choose to change their playstyles.

I don't think agility is under-powered and that's why people go to Strength oriented builds- I think they're pretty level for lethality and survivability (in their own ways- one by taking more hits, one by avoiding more potentially). This is a player choice thing, and it's probably influenced by a variety of factors: Strategus effectiveness, NA 1 effectiveness, versatility, fun, etc. Agility could stand to be given a very small buff (as it holds one Passive to Strength's two/three passives), but I posit that at the end of the day it's not the lack of possible effectiveness which makes people go more Strength than Agility, it's the boon afforded by extra HP and perhaps a lack of knowledge of how good 12, 15, or 18 STR can be with the right weaponry.


@ Tanken: Did you not see the post I made in your thread (http://forum.meleegaming.com/mercenary-recruitment/for-amurrica!-gettin-our-money-back-1-attack-at-a-time/msg830012/#msg830012) about this before the battle started?

Also I guess there are Flaming Katana's and Donkeys in the game now WAT 0.3.0.3?!
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Matey on July 28, 2013, 12:08:35 am
For owning a fief (which was to be given to CHAOS initially until I goaded Canary into just letting Krosis, Saxton and I dick around with it; so if anything the GAC is a vassal of CHAOS who is a further vassal of Occitan- though that cannot be the case, because if it were Aggregate Alliance would be vassals of FCC, having been given all of that territory they hold by them- but as far as we know, based on the statements of both of those factions, that's not the nature of their relationship) I've been about as active as I need to be, and less now that it's armed and not full of naked men bought from Anders.

It's true, FCC does have their theme set, and there have been less Yaws than before. Within that theme of gear, however, you guys have no light armor at all except for what you pilfer, nothing under 9 pounds/36 armor for body gear readily used; these unused armors account for almost half of all middle-eastern themed body apparel, all of it resting on the lower end of armor (Sarranid Leather Armor- which is beautiful and I don't understand why that isn't your go-to light set with the second Desert Turban- and below). So while it's true that the faction has a theme, it definitely has the preference of heavier armor within that theme. That's an observation- an accurate one- not a judgement!

I never put down "any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism". I said that something Holiday said about KUTT (which I assumed was in regards to Strat since this is a Strategus sub-forum but which turned out to be about their past existence in NA 1/NA 2) sounded (to me) like a more apt description of FCC. Maybe he intended to put KUTT down by saying what HE said- that doesn't mean I meant to put FCC down by redirecting his comments to them, just that I (me, here, this guy) thought it was a better description of one faction over the other. An easy mistake to make via only text communication.

I don't think agility is under-powered and that's why people go to Strength oriented builds- I think they're pretty level for lethality and survivability (in their own ways- one by taking more hits, one by avoiding more potentially). This is a player choice thing, and it's probably influenced by a variety of factors: Strategus effectiveness, NA 1 effectiveness, versatility, fun, etc. Agility could stand to be given a very small buff (as it holds one Passive to Strength's two/three passives), but I posit that at the end of the day it's not the lack of possible effectiveness which makes people go more Strength than Agility, it's the boon afforded by extra HP and perhaps a lack of knowledge of how good 12, 15, or 18 STR can be with the right weaponry.


@ Tanken: Did you not see the post I made in your thread (http://forum.meleegaming.com/mercenary-recruitment/for-amurrica!-gettin-our-money-back-1-attack-at-a-time/msg830012/#msg830012) about this before the battle started?

Also I guess there are Flaming Katana's and Donkeys in the game now WAT 0.3.0.3?!

You are working with Saxton? the fuck is wrong with you? I miss fun loving mala who i used to run around with in some of the occ vs VE battles... i dont like this bitter new canary junior spindoctor. p.s. agi sucks in strat because you get fucked by teammates if you try to fight in formation and by cav/range if you try to flank. also TAA bought land from us; did chaos buy land from occ? p.p.s. seriously... saxton? goddamn you are desperate to work with that kid.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kaelaen on July 28, 2013, 12:11:13 am
Kaelaen lounged against a dead tree listening to the crier sing out the news, and heard tale of the former patriarch of the North turned purple mercenary meet his end.  He did not spend much time wondering the truth of the matter for he only knew the man in passing acquaintance, but the tale left him in a reminiscing mood.  He tilted his head back and blew out a small cloud of smoke, and stared off into nothing specific.

The war... the great war.  When the Free Companies had naught but the deposed Velucans for allies.  He and his comrades were dubbed as backstabbers, saboteurs and countless other titles by the duchy of the Mercenaries, known well at the time as the right arm of the emperor Vovka.  That ragtag group of rebels were starved, beaten and hounded at every turn . . . and they never stopped fighting.  The titles were worn with pride, the hate tempered resolve into steel, and nothing but the best was ever demanded, on either side.

Kaelaen puffed out another cloud and wistfully shook his head; they do not make war anymore like they used to.  The former bridgeburner pushed himself off and began to stalk away from the square of the little secret village of the Velucan Empire, east of Veluca around Mount Robert around the Lake Coy area . . . where if you see Hobb road, you've gone too far and should turn around.  As the sellsword passed a nearby tree, he heard the soft muffled thumps of little things hitting the ground.  Too mute to be fruits . . . as he turned and looked, there rested the fallen corpses of several baby chicks, apparently having failed their first flying lessons. (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/murder-boner-diplomat/msg821888/#msg821888)

"What the fuck?" was all he had to say to himself.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kalam on July 28, 2013, 12:31:27 am
Kalam threw a wooden plate against the wall. He wasn't one known to raise his voice, but here was such an occasion. It wasn't a high voice, or a deep one. Just the measured tone of a disgruntled man.

"Who let him talk? Wait, why are you talking? Silence. Silence all of you," he snarled. He pulled a pen and a sheet of vellum from his drawer and began scribbling furiously.


Im honestly just tired of you putting down any faction who doesn't crutch on agility spamming heroism like you do malaclypse, which is dependent on lighter armor.


Dear Citizens of Calradia,

Kesh was describing us.

Regards,

Kalam

Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Malaclypse on July 28, 2013, 12:36:26 am
seriously... saxton? goddamn you are desperate to work with that kid.

No, I'm not. Here's my thoughts on it: I attacked Saxton, this started a war between FCC and CHAOS- I form a new faction, he says he'd join, and I think it's pretty funny, the idea of the two guys who started a war being not in either of the factions any longer, but instead a different one entirely.

We have myself, a less active CHAOS member who has been wanting to dick around in his own Strat faction for like, three iterations of Strat, Saxton a disgraced former FCC member, and Krosis a disgraced former Hospitaller member. The worst that could happen is that Saxton takes control of the fief/sells it/removes my rank 10 from the Golden Apple Corps (I made everyone a leader), in which case I don't give a fuck at all lol. I wouldn't hold any bad blood, and would applaud him on his double cross. Though honestly I don't think that will happen, he's been nothing but up front with me and has actually been doing a fair deal of the wheeling and dealing, acquiring troops, gold, etc while I've been sitting on my bum.

I honestly do not see how who I have in my Strategus faction relates to me not being the "fun loving mala who i used to run around with in some of the occ vs VE battles". I'll recruit literally anyone into my Strat faction who wants to join, I just won't seek them out, ya dig. If you want to join it, you're in, and so is anyone else, and I'll trust you with leader as well because I don't care, man.

Edit: fixed a typo (you're not your)
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Keshian on July 28, 2013, 12:37:16 am
Kalam threw a wooden plate against the wall. He wasn't one known to raise his voice, but here was such an occasion. It wasn't a high voice, or a deep one. Just the measured tone of a disgruntled man.

"Who let him talk? Wait, why are you talking? Silence. Silence all of you," he snarled. He pulled a pen and a sheet of vellum from his drawer and began scribbling furiously.

Dear Citizens of Calradia,

Kesh was describing us.

Regards,

Kalam

Agility whore!  :wink: :? :rolleyes: :wink:
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Jack1 on July 28, 2013, 05:31:54 am
jack1 received an urgent message from malaclypse: "yo bro, deeze FCC punks be walkin all up on my turf wit der gay ass hangin out. Anatin ya kan do bout deeze bros walkin all up in my
Grizzle?"

Jack promptly responded: "yo cracka you need me to get sum a dat FCC punk out a yo town? I kan do
Dat. Du u wan meah ta pop sum caps all up in dur?" The message was quickly sent.

As soon as malaclypse received the message regarding the given predicament he sent a naked gay messenger both to carry the message and to become jack1's new personal slave. The message read "hay if yu fuk dem ponks hup majur I make sure dat dis messamager gift yu wat evah yu want. Includin a lil sookie sookie."

Jack1 quickly mounted his half dead sumpter horse and flew off into the wind. He decided that taking care of matey alone would be egnough to please malaclypse.

He arrived just outside of matey's sleeping chambers at about midnight. As expected matey was fucking many a bitch as usual at this hour. Jack1, have been taught how to dress feminine, dressed as a female and slid a little bottle of chloroform with a handkerchief into his bra. He went to the castle and announced that he had arrived late for matey's fucking session.

The guards responded with: "you'll have to wait untill tomorrow then"

Jack1 then responded with: "okay"


Will jack be successfull?

Will kesh save his other account in time?

Tune in next time to find out, same jack hour, same jack channel.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Gmnotutoo on July 28, 2013, 08:03:38 pm
I want my flaming Katana now.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Garem on July 28, 2013, 08:08:58 pm
Hey sJimmy, so does this make us Eskimo brothers?
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Holiday203 on July 28, 2013, 08:28:01 pm
Way to go tanken, you really pissed everyone off.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 29, 2013, 01:56:42 am
Will you fucking dick robbers stop gaying up my thread?

God Damn.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Canary on July 29, 2013, 03:19:41 pm
To be frank, I enjoy the company of FCC's members. They're pretty relaxed, agreeable people, which is much unlike the pseudo-intellectualism I see from guys like Canary and sometimes even you, Malaclypse.

This seems like the kind of misconception that occurs when you only pay attention to people through their forum posting. I'm not saying you're guilty of anything, but, for example, it's like all the FCC guys will tell you: while Kesh may flip his lid all over the forums, he's a decent person to talk to. (I myself got along with him pretty well, once upon a time...!) The same could be said for us, probably.

What I mean is that I assure you it is genuine intellectualism. ;)

Not throwing any punches here, because I honestly don't know any of you guys, but I'd thought I'd explain some things.

All these wars are driving us apaaaaaaaaaaart! I don't have anything personal against you Eh Oh Dubs née Teutonic guys, or Acre, or Aggregates, and perhaps only a bit of a smoldering dislike for some of the things a couple FCC people have said or done, but no great hatred for any of them. We may not have a chance to make friends anytime soon, but we can still be civil, even during a pretend-war. For our part, if someone came a-calling while we're playing the game together and wanted to hang out, we wouldn't drive them away, whoever they were. Maybe more cross-clan hangouts would do us all some good and keep the community from being so constantly hate-filled and two-sided (like that complaint that our multi-clan teamspeak hurts the community because clearly it makes all the clans in there automatically allied!).

In short, maybe we could try to get to know each other, in order to do less harm with what we say about one another?

You are working with Saxton? the fuck is wrong with you? I miss fun loving mala who i used to run around with in some of the occ vs VE battles... i dont like this bitter new canary junior spindoctor. p.s. agi sucks in strat because you get fucked by teammates if you try to fight in formation and by cav/range if you try to flank. also TAA bought land from us; did chaos buy land from occ? p.p.s. seriously... saxton? goddamn you are desperate to work with that kid.

I feel like you guys keep misinterpreting Malaclypse's tone just because he gives your faction criticism. If anything, I'd take that as a sign of bitterness more than what Mala's been saying. Also, that whole infinite grudge against Saxton thing is completely tangible bitterness, whether justified or not.

How's that for spin!

Will you fucking dick robbers stop gaying up my thread?

God Damn.

I guess that's what happens when you attack the innocent Chinese immigrants only looking for a warm bed.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Gawin on July 29, 2013, 07:18:55 pm
Will you fucking dick robbers stop gaying up my thread?

God Damn.
NO!
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 30, 2013, 03:04:35 am
I guess that's what happens when you attack the innocent Chinese immigrants only looking for a warm bed.

I did it under orders, and for America.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Jarold on July 30, 2013, 05:29:09 am
I did it under orders, and for 'Murica.

Fixed for you!
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Dionysus on July 30, 2013, 10:59:50 am
Will you fucking dick robbers stop gaying up my thread?

God Damn.

No wonder people are so keen to back-stab you.

I was simply saying that Holiday's comment about heavy armor/STR builds and a in it to win it mentality in Strategus sounds more like FCC* than KUTT (who had broken gear and who mostly weren't interested in Strat- the LL section of it was...

...I wasn't thinking anything about AoW there so I'm not sure if that's meant for me, or if it is, why. Believe you me, I care less about Strategus now than I ever have.

Fair enough, but like I said, you're not really getting at Holiday or me with a comment like that, because Strategus is not the reason we play.

This seems like the kind of misconception that occurs when you only pay attention to people through their forum posting. I'm not saying you're guilty of anything, but, for example, it's like all the FCC guys will tell you: while Kesh may flip his lid all over the forums, he's a decent person to talk to. (I myself got along with him pretty well, once upon a time...!) The same could be said for us, probably.

What I mean is that I assure you it is genuine intellectualism. ;)

All these wars are driving us apaaaaaaaaaaart! I don't have anything personal against you Eh Oh Dubs née Teutonic guys, or Acre, or Aggregates, and perhaps only a bit of a smoldering dislike for some of the things a couple FCC people have said or done, but no great hatred for any of them. We may not have a chance to make friends anytime soon, but we can still be civil, even during a pretend-war. For our part, if someone came a-calling while we're playing the game together and wanted to hang out, we wouldn't drive them away, whoever they were. Maybe more cross-clan hangouts would do us all some good and keep the community from being so constantly hate-filled and two-sided (like that complaint that our multi-clan teamspeak hurts the community because clearly it makes all the clans in there automatically allied!).

In short, maybe we could try to get to know each other, in order to do less harm with what we say about one another?

Don't get me wrong; I'm not basing my opinions solely off Diplomacy threads. I've been around for only a year, and a lot of the preconceived anger I have towards community members stems from frustrations on NA_1/NA_3 etc. What I meant to say was that I have had a much more welcoming experience from the FCC side of the community than anyone else. Pseudo-intellectualism was probably the wrong term to use... maybe a bit pompous or pretentious, but you guys seem like otherwise decent people.

I briefly joined AoW last year and played on-and-off until I eventually took a break to play Napoleonic Wars. About six months after disappearing from the cRPG community, I came back and was immediately recognized by Skinboat on NA_3. I hadn't spoken more than three sentences the last time I was in TS with the AoW crew (because I was a shy little boy), and the fact that they remembered me was pretty outstanding to me.

From what I have seen on the forums, it's a big, multi-clan circlejerk against FCC. The reason I said pseudo-intellectualism is that I would see I post from you or Malaclypse making normal arguments with FCC members that would be upvoted by everyone in your power bloc of Strategus, while most if not all counter arguments were downvoted by the very same people.

You and some of the Chaos guys seem like you'd be fun to play with, and really that's all that matters in this game to me, but I really would draw the line at that, because the way you interact in the community is pretty off-putting.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: BaleOhay on July 30, 2013, 01:19:49 pm
I prefer Malas hostility and Canary's long winded posts over what the juveniles have done to the forums of late. At least they take the time to think about the things they write... and Canary needs at least an hour to gather quotes for each of his.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kreczor on July 30, 2013, 07:14:38 pm
I prefer Malas hostility and Canary's long winded posts over what the juveniles have done to the forums of late. At least they take the time to think about the things they write... and Canary needs at least an hour to gather quotes for each of his.
man, i dont know what you're talking about. between my non-existent brain and constant booze in my belly it takes me at least 6 hours of passing out and getting wasted to type something somewhat comprehensible.

You and some of the Chaos guys seem like you'd be fun to play with, and really that's all that matters in this game to me, but I really would draw the line at that, because the way you interact in the community is pretty off-putting.
its just a few of us who are shitheads. even then, its (mostly) only on the forums.


oi sjimmy thats pretty jokes though. i dont understand why people get so angry and up in arms when it isnt their faction though. i mean, its a pretty great idea and he should be applauded for his intellectualism and ability to take the initiative.

that wont happen though, you'll all just scream and cry, and soon enough someone will harbour this precious soul.
wait- hes in hospitaller. KUTT DECLARES WAR ON HOSPS.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Tanken on July 30, 2013, 08:49:43 pm
KUTT ain't declaring War on shit atm.


This whole post was for fun, and I hold no substantial grudge against sJimmy. My only wishes would have been to either A) Ask for the Army and Loot back (80% of it technically was his) or B) At least tell me he was going to attack me so we could have some fun fighting and filling the roster.

I was gone the last two days and logged into like 4-5 messages asking "Why aren't you signing anyone up?" "You were attacked." "Here's my number."
That was my only upset with this event, otherwise all is fair and we are after all playing a war game where backstabbing, under-the-table politics, and assholery runs rampid.


So that said, I'm not mad at anyone, nor am I mad at Teutonic/Acre/AoW. It's all role-play and fun to me. Sure, I may bring it up to chastise people with occasionally--but I mean no ill-will with it nor do I take it to heart. Much the same way I don't mind people poking fun at our huge flop earlier this season. Strategus isn't what I play this game for, it just happens to be a convenient way to earn a lot of xp and fight alongside or against people you never get to fight with anymore.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Canary on July 31, 2013, 10:41:24 am
Pseudo-intellectualism was probably the wrong term to use... maybe a bit pompous or pretentious, but you guys seem like otherwise decent people.

There you go, that's the one. I may not be all I feel I'm cracked up to be!

From what I have seen on the forums, it's a big, multi-clan circlejerk against FCC. The reason I said pseudo-intellectualism is that I would see I post from you or Malaclypse making normal arguments with FCC members that would be upvoted by everyone in your power bloc of Strategus, while most if not all counter arguments were downvoted by the very same people.

Especially in light of this, pretentious is just the word I'd use. When people will think hating on someone in particular is so cool without really knowing that someone or what they've done wrong, or find an argument compelling without understanding the meaning behind it, that's literal pretentiousness.

You and some of the Chaos guys seem like you'd be fun to play with, and really that's all that matters in this game to me, but I really would draw the line at that, because the way you interact in the community is pretty off-putting.

I find this to be a great shame. What off-putting kinds of things have we been saying or doing? I don't generally try to play favorites outside of strategus, when considering who people are or what clan they're in, but of course this game makes fools of all our tempers.

I'm also in an unfortunate position for public relations being an admin and all, but that is the way it has to be. You're bound to rub some folks the wrong way if you have to tell them what (not) to do.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on July 31, 2013, 10:59:31 am
There you go, that's the one. I may not be all I feel I'm cracked up to be!

Especially in light of this, pretentious is just the word I'd use. When people will think hating on someone in particular is so cool without really knowing that someone or what they've done wrong, or find an argument compelling without understanding the meaning behind it, that's literal pretentiousness.

I find this to be a great shame. What off-putting kinds of things have we been saying or doing? I don't generally try to play favorites outside of strategus, when considering who people are or what clan they're in, but of course this game makes fools of all our tempers.

I'm also in an unfortunate position for public relations being an admin and all, but that is the way it has to be. You're bound to rub some folks the wrong way if you have to tell them what (not) to do.

Being an admin must suck massive throbbing phalluses, because it means you can't possibly alt-tab after deaths to look at dumb shit on the internet. Goddamn, what horrible existence.

All admin being shit aside, Canary is a good admin, guys. If you make really rash possibly drunken decisions, you end up like Eyebeat who banned like 6 people after the database went down preventing people from spawning with gear. The dude waits until he must do nothing but ban someone (and who the fuck wants bans fast and dirty really), but when he does it is probably deserved. Well, except for that time when he banned Fus, or Best_Noob_NA for 7 days because he had to go afk, but I thought that was fucking hilarious anyway.

But seriously guys, Canary puts actual effort into posts instead of calling people bundle of stickss or writing short homosexual RP like we do. You gotta respect the motherfucker for that; his posts aren't even pseudointellectual shitposts. The dude really has some good points even if they are a tad biased (just like every factioned persons posts which is damn near everyone)

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Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: dynamike on August 02, 2013, 05:10:19 pm
You are working with Saxton? the fuck is wrong with you?

Mala, please.


I find this to be a great shame. What off-putting kinds of things have we been saying or doing?

I am still honestly sorry for being part of voting/allowing Kreczor into Chaos at the time. Some ghosts will haunt you forever.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kreczor on August 02, 2013, 07:06:47 pm
Mala, please.


I am still honestly sorry for being part of voting/allowing Kreczor into Chaos at the time. Some ghosts will haunt you forever.
I am still fond of our cavalry moments together when you weren't a dink. I will always cherish those memories of double courser + me team couching you due to touchpad and a bad laptop.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: ArysOakheart on August 02, 2013, 09:34:46 pm
You should come back to work for the Peasant overlords. No fear of betrayal!

at least not until Fisdnar is taken.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: Kalam on August 03, 2013, 12:38:41 am

But seriously guys, Canary puts actual effort into posts instead of calling people bundle of stickss or writing short homosexual RP like we do. You gotta respect the motherfucker for that; his posts aren't even pseudointellectual shitposts. The dude really has some good points even if they are a tad biased (just like every factioned persons posts which is damn near everyone)


What he said.
Title: Re: Backstabbed...AGAIN!
Post by: dreadnok on August 03, 2013, 06:22:14 am
Yooooo krezzzzz braaaas what's up?