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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Xant on April 26, 2013, 11:12:03 pm

Title: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 26, 2013, 11:12:03 pm
I'm giving away a Lordly Sarranid Guard armor and a Masterwork Danish Greatsword.

The first one to amuse me will be the winner of a chicken dinner.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Ganner on April 26, 2013, 11:12:54 pm
13 str req steel pick.
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Post by: Rainbow on April 26, 2013, 11:14:20 pm
When I was a kid and I would throw temper Tantrums my mother always said one word that would cheer me up.  Actually 2 words.

Fuzzy Pickles
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: JackieChan on April 26, 2013, 11:14:36 pm
gimme looms
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Ronin on April 26, 2013, 11:14:51 pm
Get amused

Did it work?
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Gurnisson on April 26, 2013, 11:15:30 pm
Give them to your lover, Siiem!


I remember when you were playing actively and Siiem came back from a break. I even got it on tape:

Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Rainbow on April 26, 2013, 11:17:24 pm
Oh I will throw my favorite video in there too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ1ZsIKcnZs

If that doesn't amuse you... NOTHING WILL.  SO funny.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tanken on April 26, 2013, 11:19:06 pm
This may not amuse you, but you should find it interesting. Ever wondered why the twist ties on your bread loaves have different colors at the super market? Here it is...

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Post by: Ronin on April 26, 2013, 11:21:00 pm
You are cheating. It is videos that are amusing not you!
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Post by: Carac on April 26, 2013, 11:22:07 pm
poop in my mouth
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Dezilagel on April 26, 2013, 11:23:03 pm
So you're giving away your looms huh...?

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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 26, 2013, 11:31:54 pm
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Xant noooooooo!!!!!
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Post by: Arrowblood on April 26, 2013, 11:32:55 pm
When i saw the pic of the dev team:

I want a lovely dinner with you the chicken and me now.
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Post by: Nightingale on April 26, 2013, 11:33:44 pm
Good luck, to everyone that is going to try to steal his loomz.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Teeth on April 26, 2013, 11:40:01 pm
Ever wondered why the twist ties on your bread loaves have different colors at the super market?
Except that they do not over here.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Carac on April 26, 2013, 11:40:37 pm
wait, there's a pic of the dev team?
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on April 26, 2013, 11:42:10 pm
Except that they do not over here.
lol dutch people
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: kasMVC on April 26, 2013, 11:42:24 pm
Find a newer active player who isn't a fucking neckbeard like the rest of us and who isn't a crushed loner with only a shard of a soul left. I know it'll be difficult (maybe impossible) but it's worth a shot.

I would hate seeing these looms go to some idiot who will merely enjoy looking at them in his inventory along with the 10 other purple texted items thinking about how glorious and cool he is. "OMG I hustle Ssoooooo hardd" "Im such a brave trader internet merchant gosh I swindled so many of my friends NOOBS out of their hard earned items because they were too lazy STUPID to be a masterful TRADER MERCHANT like MYSELF
 
I know some of them they include:

Tanken
MurderHouse
Sandersson

On a more serious note: What are you a fucking pauper? Oh man you're really breaking the bank on this one. Masterwork Danish Great Sword? there's some guy in a booth with 20 of those most likely. As for sarranid guard it makes you look like a marshmallow. And it makes your butt look chunky (not in a good way).
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tanken on April 26, 2013, 11:44:42 pm
Lol fuck you Cikel.  :D
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Post by: Panos on April 26, 2013, 11:59:05 pm
I`m a Greek.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Sultan Eren on April 27, 2013, 12:37:16 am
Fuck you and your looms.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Burr1ck on April 27, 2013, 12:41:18 am
Xant, I'll make you laugh!


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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Moncho on April 27, 2013, 12:52:03 am
Did you not leave around a year ago?
Anyway, I want one of the arrows in your avatar, not your looms.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 12:55:07 am
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Post by: Tydeus on April 27, 2013, 12:57:43 am

I don't want your shitty fucking looms, but listen to this hilarious masterpiece anyway.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Chris_the_Animal on April 27, 2013, 12:58:44 am
Want to get amused Xant?

I do not want your looms...
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Panos on April 27, 2013, 01:02:35 am

This is a song. On the subject of class envy.
Pure and simple. The "haves" versus the "have nots"

Let's go!

Have you ever prayed to the night sky?
Under one of them cold street lights?
Watched another stolen car drive then lose your hope and say "This is where I'll die"?

But you try to say you know me.
But you try to say you're from my world.
Well, have you ever gone to sleep to the sounds of the gunshots, sirens, and violence all alone?

They want to break me down. I hope I can hold my ground.

Your world is MTV. Spring breaks and ecstasy.
You got your hopes and you'll get your dreams.
Well, that choice wasn't there for me.

My world remains unseen by you.
Poverty and no family,
Broken homes and broken dreams,
I fall upon the thorns of life. I bleed.

They want to break me down. I won't back down.
They try to break me down. I hope I can hold my ground.

I ain't I your kind of white. I ain't that kind of white.
I'll never be your kind of white, I'll never be your kind 'cause you made me outcast.

I ain't your kind of white. I've never been your kind of white.
I ain't that kind of white 'cause I'm a lowlife outcast piece of white trash.

Five years on down the road (you've got) two kids and a high paying job,
(with a) picket fence and a college degree.
Well, that choice wasn't there for me.

This path on which I walk: it ain't a game and it ain't all talk.
This is all I ever had.
This is all they ever let me have.

I ain't ever been nor will I ever be another blind eye in society.
I seen the way it was for the people like me.
I seen the way it was for the families so...

Have you ever prayed to the night sky?
Under one of them cold street lights?
Watched another stolen car drive by and lost your hope and said "This is where I'll die"?

I ain't I your kind of white. I ain't that kind of white.
I'll never be your kind of white, I'll never be your kind 'cause you made me outcast.

I ain't your kind of white. I've never been your kind of white.(No way!)
I ain't that kind of white 'cause I'm a lowlife outcast piece of white trash.

If you're offended by this song.... Well im fucking offended by the way i had to grow up.
So who's really been slighted.

Let's go!

Have you ever prayed to the night sky?
Under one of them cold street lights?
Watched another stolen car drive then lose your hope and say "This is where I'll die"?

I never had enough money! Or enough Privilige to be white!Im white trash!
And society better learn how to recognize the difference.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Miwiw on April 27, 2013, 01:03:23 am
Don't get shit for a Danish...
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 01:04:05 am
Fuck you and your looms.

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Post by: LordRichrich on April 27, 2013, 01:10:39 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Bjord on April 27, 2013, 01:28:09 am
I am the best player in this whole mod.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on April 27, 2013, 01:31:38 am
Prepare to be amused!
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Post by: Artyem on April 27, 2013, 01:52:36 am
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REPENT OR PAY FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST HUMANITY!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Espwn on April 27, 2013, 01:55:56 am
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Jon Agony on April 27, 2013, 01:57:55 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

A conversation in the Oval Office

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.

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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Vibe on April 27, 2013, 02:02:02 am
how bout you sit down here with me and we give away your virginity together
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Post by: wayyyyyne on April 27, 2013, 02:13:16 am
ur mamas so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her

can't wait to receive my looms
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 02:17:12 am
I am the best player in this whole mod.

That comes pretty close to being loom-worthy.
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Post by: Korgoth on April 27, 2013, 02:19:14 am
I'm a massive queer.
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Post by: Ditty on April 27, 2013, 02:22:07 am
Sit in your chair and raise you right foot slightly off the floor and start moving it in a clockwise direction. Then get your right hand and draw a 6 in the air with it. Your foot will spin the other way and there is nothing you can do about it. You will continue to try this and then laugh because you can't do it and it feels weird.

Also there is this: Try saying "The sixth sheiks sixths sheep is sick". Say it as fast as you can.

Thats All. Thanks.

PS: If you are left handed/footed it might work the other way, not sure.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Grumbs on April 27, 2013, 02:23:07 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

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Post by: Tom Cruise on April 27, 2013, 02:25:21 am
Idk about amusing you but I can creep you out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Jon Agony on April 27, 2013, 02:29:31 am
I'm a massive queer.

It's funny cause it's true!
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Post by: LordRichrich on April 27, 2013, 02:34:15 am
Idk about amusing you but I can creep you out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G)

I'm scared and horrified and I was going to sleep but now I don' think I can
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Uther Pendragon on April 27, 2013, 02:36:13 am
His shield has finally been broken. (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=ladderduelsearch#!?page=charinfodetail&id=61528)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Korgoth on April 27, 2013, 03:32:15 am
His shield has finally been broken. (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=ladderduelsearch#!?page=charinfodetail&id=61528)

I'm confused. Did he actually delete his character?

Surely you'd retire then delete it so he was No.1 on the Hall of Fame too.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Eugene on April 27, 2013, 03:38:00 am
Sometimes I like to cum on my crumpets...

I call them, cumpets
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Post by: Radament on April 27, 2013, 04:05:54 am
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Post by: Ellie on April 27, 2013, 04:18:38 am
My throwing weapons must have magnets in them. I always mange to headshot a friend on my team with them even if I aim nowhere near. The rage is delicious.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Jarold on April 27, 2013, 04:34:30 am
I will personally give Xant looms so that he can throw that Danish into the depths of hell!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Konrax on April 27, 2013, 04:51:16 am
Three kung fu masters sat at a table having tea in a garden.

They had spent years discussing the intricacies of hand to hand combat, trying to decide who was the greatest master.

The first master stands up, and says "We will have a contest, a true test of skill to determine who is indeed the greatest master!"

A black fly swoops into the area near the first master, and he suddenly open hand strikes the fly.

The black fly falls to the ground, clearly dead.

"I doubt either of you could do that!" he proclaims.

The second master stands, and walks a few paces entering a mantis stance.

Another black fly, curiously flies near the master in an arc, just shy of striking distance.

He comes around another time and with a precision strike, the master snaps at the fly.

He falls to the ground, then begins to run across the floor.

"My skill is so great, that I can pull the wings off a fly!" with a smile across his face.

The third master watches the fly with a smirk.

"Impressive." he says.

Then another black fly comes from behind him suddenly.

Just as the fly comes over his shoulder, he strikes it with his index finger straight.

The black fly, bounces slightly higher, then continues to fly slower and around the master in a wide circle.

The first two masters break out into laughter.

"Ahhhhh haha, you can not even harm a fly!" the first master howls.

"I doubt you even hit it!" the second master grins.

The third master sits, continuing to smile.

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Post by: Kinzie on April 27, 2013, 05:30:29 am

This.
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Post by: poikakoira on April 27, 2013, 02:03:58 pm
tykätää kummatki Frontiside ollie biisistä!
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Post by: karasu on April 27, 2013, 02:07:51 pm
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There, fixed.
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Post by: Falka on April 27, 2013, 02:23:18 pm
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 27, 2013, 02:28:28 pm
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Post by: paavi on April 27, 2013, 02:31:33 pm
Sä olit salee se tyyppi jonka tapasin Bieberin eilisel keikal!
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Post by: Prpavi on April 27, 2013, 02:32:55 pm
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 27, 2013, 02:39:05 pm
Sä olit salee se tyyppi jonka tapasin Bieberin eilisel keikal!
Onko tuota syöpää pakko levittää crpg- foorumeillekkin? Saatanan Iltalehti...
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 02:43:00 pm
you always were my favorite xant
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Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 02:52:09 pm
you always were my favorite xant

Favorite what? Go on.  :oops:
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 03:04:04 pm
Favorite what? Go on.  :oops:

Player, companion, friend... I don't think I have ever met someone quite as special as you, it has been an honor and a privilege to know you.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Leesin on April 27, 2013, 03:08:21 pm
No one wants your my old friendgy looms, keep them bitch.
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Post by: Everkistus on April 27, 2013, 03:08:54 pm
Give looms, I don't have enough of them. Only 14 looms atm.

I'm a boring person so I can't think of anything funny atm.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 03:10:15 pm
No one wants your my old friendgy looms, keep them bitch.

I disliked this post for you xant.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 03:25:24 pm
Okay which loom do you want???
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Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 03:28:03 pm
The armor would be great so I can wear it on my 1h with pride
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Post by: Kafein on April 27, 2013, 03:41:17 pm
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Post by: Jon Agony on April 27, 2013, 04:25:00 pm
I'm a poor guy with a upkeep on 7k with only 61k remaining! You seem like a lovely man! I just try to make me a living! I have a wife to feed  :oops:
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 04:27:18 pm
The armor would be great so I can wear it on my 1h with pride  :oops:

I don't see no marketplace offer.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Moncho on April 27, 2013, 04:38:28 pm
I don't see no marketplace offer.
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=417173
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 04:42:51 pm
I don't see no marketplace offer.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=417169
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Jon Agony on April 27, 2013, 05:01:10 pm
I don't see no marketplace offer.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=417188 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=417188)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tore on April 27, 2013, 05:29:28 pm
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Post by: Ronin on April 27, 2013, 05:33:54 pm
Who took the looms?
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Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 05:37:59 pm
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Mother of god.

Cyber has the armor, sword still left.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tanken on April 27, 2013, 05:40:12 pm
I think this competition is bunk, we Americans cannot possibly entertain you. Unless, of course, you want us to like eat something or go to war with a country you don't like. As long as they have oil, we will probably do it.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 06:36:59 pm
Tydeus would've gotten a loom but he didn't want one.
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Post by: Miwiw on April 27, 2013, 06:39:11 pm
Cyber has the armor, sword still left.

I take the sword. It may not be the best sword, but it's alright Xant. Do not worry about me.  :)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Jon Agony on April 27, 2013, 06:43:30 pm
Here's a poem for my favorite guy!

I am poor i am poor, i can't even write poems!
Shame on schloems! Please give me that sword, Jon likes the sword!


Pretty please, how happy that would make me!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 06:52:23 pm
Here's a poem for my favorite guy!

I am poor i am poor, i can't even write poems!
Shame on schloems! Please give me that sword, Jon likes the sword!


Pretty please, how happy that would make me!

Alright then, put up the offer and I'll give to you.

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Post by: Angantyr on April 27, 2013, 06:52:59 pm
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Post by: Cyber on April 27, 2013, 06:56:27 pm
You guys only like Xant for hes stuff, disgusting.
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Post by: Micah on April 27, 2013, 07:01:52 pm
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cheap fake , pff
clearly see different font been used  :rolleyes:
edit: furthermore,Ivani4 would us 40p russian font the least
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Burr1ck on April 27, 2013, 07:06:30 pm
Alright then, put up the offer and I'll give to you.


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Yes, me likes the sword :).
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Post by: sexthriller on April 27, 2013, 07:33:56 pm
give it here malfoy
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Post by: Bjord on April 27, 2013, 07:42:23 pm
Here's a joke: Xant is funny.
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Post by: Sagar on April 27, 2013, 07:54:08 pm
Did you say sword?
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Post by: Lars on April 27, 2013, 09:00:52 pm
Radament  messing up with my pc 
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My collection of fun&bullshittery pics http://lornz.imgur.com/all/#1
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 09:16:41 pm
Most people in this thread are so boring that they should be giving me looms.
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 27, 2013, 09:25:05 pm
Most people in this thread are so boring that they should be giving me looms.

Including you
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Rebelyell on April 27, 2013, 09:26:08 pm
Here's a joke: Xant is funny.
classic Bjord
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Burr1ck on April 27, 2013, 09:27:16 pm
Most people in Xant in this thread are is so boring that they he should be giving me looms.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Nightingale on April 27, 2013, 09:33:08 pm
Most people in this thread are so boring that they should be giving me looms.

I agree with him, I keep coming back here to maybe find a funny. I'll check again later...
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Post by: CaveSquirrel on April 27, 2013, 09:33:40 pm
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on April 27, 2013, 09:39:02 pm
I expected this thread to be more entertaining... How disappointing.
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Post by: Jarold on April 27, 2013, 09:47:55 pm
If Cyber actually got the armor then quick everybody kiss up to xant like cyber!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Friedturtle on April 27, 2013, 10:47:37 pm
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?

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Post by: Tanken on April 27, 2013, 11:17:08 pm
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This should win.
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Post by: Xant on April 27, 2013, 11:25:14 pm
Including you

I'm not trying to be funny, assclown. But I'd like to offer my services as a character witness in your upcoming lawsuit to recover what you paid for your reading comprehension course.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 28, 2013, 12:02:32 am
I just passed out on Everkistus' couch irl...
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Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on April 28, 2013, 12:03:51 am
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Post by: [ptx] on April 28, 2013, 12:12:15 am
Well, what the fuck did you expect, turdface? Asking people to be funny is like the most counterproductive thing ever.
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Post by: Tor! on April 28, 2013, 12:32:21 am
Xant is good at bringing the best out of people
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Post by: Kamirane on April 28, 2013, 12:44:50 am
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1362925707)
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Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 01:25:35 am
Well, what the fuck did you expect, turdface? Asking people to be funny is like the most counterproductive thing ever.

I didn't expect sheeple to be funny, that's for sure.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 01:50:07 am
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gurnisson does interior design
Okin is into mime, Nessaj's cupcakes are sublime
Rufio knits, cmp sews, Siiem does little puppet shows
And karasu collects ceramic unicorns
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Bjord on April 28, 2013, 05:55:55 am
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gurnisson does interior design
Okin is into mime, Nessaj's cupcakes are sublime
Rufio knits, cmp sews, Siiem does little puppet shows
And karasu collects ceramic unicorns

Dude, you just made my high so much better.

see m p seeeews bro
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Shaksie on April 28, 2013, 06:04:50 am
Press 6.

I'm Australian as well :D
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Post by: Ditty on April 28, 2013, 08:27:34 am
Please friend, I'm an Australian with no looms... I need the power of looms! Pwease?
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Post by: Dooz on April 28, 2013, 08:33:43 am
Nothing better than a power trip on a gaming forum!
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Post by: Felix on April 28, 2013, 09:12:23 am
Tor would like to quit and be a florist
Gurnisson does interior design
Okin is into mime, Nessaj's cupcakes are sublime
Rufio knits, cmp sews, Siiem does little puppet shows
And karasu collects ceramic unicorns

Damn, i even sang these words outloud :D

I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely more sucky-nerdy
They mainly happen when i get high KD ratiooooo
In a castle that I own
Armor crutching and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money looms
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 03:26:51 pm
Damn, i even sang these words outloud :D

I have dreams like you, no really
Just much less touchy-feely more sucky-nerdy
They mainly happen when i get high KD ratiooooo
In a castle that I own
Armor crutching and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money looms

Yours is a tragic tale of crack abuse and imaginary sea creatures. But I like the cut of your jib. If you want my fleshy latin sword, you need but ask.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Kafein on April 28, 2013, 03:31:56 pm
Well, what the fuck did you expect, turdface? Asking people to be funny is like the most counterproductive thing ever.

Please consider my post as a comment on your meta-humoristic remark.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Oberyn on April 28, 2013, 04:01:00 pm
The one bad part of Xant leaving will be his awesome profile pic going unseen. As soon as you're gone I'm stealing it and pasting a horse face on it.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 04:03:45 pm
The one bad part of Xant leaving will be his awesome profile pic going unseen. As soon as you're gone I'm stealing it and pasting a horse face on it.
You made a typo there. You meant "one of the" not "the one." S'okay, though, you're not a native speaker.

Anyway, who said I'm leaving? I haven't played cRPG in a year, so I thought I might as well give my looms to someone.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Oberyn on April 28, 2013, 04:04:59 pm
Well now you just took away the little enjoyment I might have had out of this thread. I feel it's only fair that you compensate me with a loom, for emotional damages.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 04:07:13 pm
You should be more than compensated by the fact that I'm not going anywhere. You can continue to enjoy my razor sharp wit.
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Post by: Oberyn on April 28, 2013, 04:09:29 pm
Extremely poor trade-off. Give me your profile pic. Anything less is an insult. I might accept a loom as an apology, if you ask nicely.
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Post by: Nessaj on April 28, 2013, 04:59:13 pm
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Post by: Xant on April 28, 2013, 05:04:26 pm
Outstanding.
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Post by: Romanji on April 28, 2013, 05:24:47 pm
i'm banned, hopeing for unbanned, so give me loomed item and i be your servant, slave, feet licker, and forum whore.

I guarantee 200% whoring efficiency.
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Post by: Jon Agony on April 28, 2013, 05:39:13 pm
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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Post by: Everkistus on April 28, 2013, 05:41:07 pm
Missä menee hyvän maun raja?
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Post by: Tore on April 28, 2013, 05:44:32 pm
Missä menee hyvän maun raja?
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no
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Post by: Berserkadin on April 28, 2013, 05:44:43 pm
I'm a big, fat nerd
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Post by: darmaster on April 28, 2013, 07:56:16 pm
i'm banned, hopeing for unbanned, so give me loomed item and i be your servant, slave, feet licker, and forum whore.

I guarantee 200% whoring efficiency.

leshma downvoted your comment, because there's only one servant, slave, feet licker, and forum whore.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Torben on April 28, 2013, 07:58:27 pm
darmaster deserves a loom for this.  poor bear o0

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Post by: darmaster on April 28, 2013, 08:31:10 pm
darmaster deserves a loom for this.  poor bear o0

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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Felix on April 28, 2013, 10:14:27 pm
Yours is a tragic tale of crack abuse and imaginary sea creatures. But I like the cut of your jib. If you want my fleshy latin sword, you need but ask.

Well i liked your "I've got a dream" version, so i just replied  :mrgreen: I am not really into taking looms, especially if you give it to me, people will stop producing fun, so let's keep this going for a while. If nobody wants it, i will gladly accept your gift  :wink:
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Post by: Anita_Henjaab on April 29, 2013, 02:25:14 am
Yours is a tragic tale of crack abuse and imaginary sea creatures. But I like the cut of your jib. If you want my fleshy latin sword, you need but ask.

I can't withhold myself... That's what SHE said ;)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Bjord on April 29, 2013, 02:30:42 am
Xant, I'd rather much see a video of you deleting your character with all the looms. :wink:
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Post by: Xant on April 29, 2013, 05:07:54 am
I can't withhold myself... That's what SHE said ;)

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Post by: Gurnisson on April 29, 2013, 05:16:36 am
I can't withhold myself... That's what SHE said ;)

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Post by: Korgoth on April 29, 2013, 05:17:47 am
I wonder if Xant likes Irish people laughing at a woman trying to park for 14 minutes...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=182325311923261
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Post by: Xant on April 29, 2013, 01:56:42 pm
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Post by: Xant on April 29, 2013, 03:14:25 pm
Oberyn. Oberyn. Do you want my sword?

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Post by: Oberyn on April 29, 2013, 03:24:32 pm
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Post by: Gurnisson on April 29, 2013, 03:30:12 pm
Xant enjoying his +3 sword when Oberyn comes to pick it up

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Post by: enigmatic_stranger on April 29, 2013, 05:38:23 pm
Story of Xant, the Finnish phony.
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Post by: Jon Agony on April 29, 2013, 05:58:32 pm
Brilliant.
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 29, 2013, 06:56:35 pm
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Post by: Xant on April 29, 2013, 09:48:54 pm
Oberyn, you little tease. You said you'd want my sword and then you turn around and say you don't give a fuck.

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Post by: Penitent on April 29, 2013, 10:09:37 pm
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Post by: Son Of Odin on April 29, 2013, 11:39:25 pm
Xant gets a kill:

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Post by: Konrax on April 30, 2013, 12:33:32 am
My post was clearly the most entertaining, and I was high when I wrote it.
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Post by: Xant on May 01, 2013, 05:04:12 am
Seriously, though. Will no one have my sword? Do I have to beg?
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Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 01, 2013, 05:05:41 am
Seriously, though. Will no one have my sword? Do I have to beg?


Alright sir, I've recently come back to c-RPG to specifically plague NA, such as earlier today, and could use a nice loom to further my silliness. Might I ask if I can have it then? For amusement all you have to do is watch me play and observe my skills, or perhaps browse my history of posting (skipping all of 2013 probably, focus on 2011 and 2012).


I can even PM you a topless photo of myself if that would help, or maybe a clip of me singing, whatever might amuse you if necessary.


I'd hate to see you beg.
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Post by: Leesin on May 01, 2013, 05:12:24 am
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Post by: Everkistus on May 01, 2013, 05:14:58 am
I can take your sword. I'll give you a hammer in return so you can start a new profession as a carpenter.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=419258
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Post by: Penitent on May 01, 2013, 05:30:25 am
I want your sword.

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Post by: Korgoth on May 01, 2013, 06:54:32 am
http://forum.meleegaming.com/general-discussion/a-song-for-jackiechan/
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Post by: Xant on May 01, 2013, 07:46:57 am

Alright sir, I've recently come back to c-RPG to specifically plague NA, such as earlier today, and could use a nice loom to further my silliness. Might I ask if I can have it then? For amusement all you have to do is watch me play and observe my skills, or perhaps browse my history of posting (skipping all of 2013 probably, focus on 2011 and 2012).


I can even PM you a topless photo of myself if that would help, or maybe a clip of me singing, whatever might amuse you if necessary.


I'd hate to see you beg.

Sing.

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Post by: Tanken on May 01, 2013, 07:53:52 am
This has gone on for far too long, I will take your Danish off of your hands simply to end this charade and put the rest of these kids to bed.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=419271
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Lezard on May 01, 2013, 01:49:42 pm
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http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplacetrade&id=419362
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Penitent on May 01, 2013, 02:05:02 pm
It's obvious everyone wants your sword...and that's decidedly NOT a euphemism.  No one can help it if you're a crotchety old man who won't crack a smile at even the most preposterous animated gifs.  Dangling a danish sword over the heads of crpg addicts is not the same as dangling a danish pastry over the heads of fat-camp kids.  Eventually crpg addicts will become disillusioned, angry, and they'll turn against their puppet master by poisoning his symbolically decorated wine cup while he recovers from the after-glo of repeated sexual favors.

Don't take my word for it...history repeats itself over and over.  BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.

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Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 02:57:06 pm
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Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 03:02:21 pm
can i have the sword now? eh? come on, come on, eh? EH? CAN I HAVE IT? EH?

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Post by: Bjord on May 01, 2013, 03:05:53 pm
pls give ie to mie
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Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 03:09:14 pm
pls give ie to mie

bjord pls gtfo, i'm going to have it

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Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 01, 2013, 03:13:09 pm
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=marketplaceoffer

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Post by: oprah_winfrey on May 01, 2013, 03:13:51 pm
i can haz mw dgs?
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Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 03:15:44 pm
do not force me to get tough material


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Post by: Bjord on May 01, 2013, 03:34:00 pm
gifs are gay
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Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 03:36:05 pm
i'm going to post phase's birth then, i need those looms, seriously guys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fCVORdhXQ7c


it's censored no need to mute, again :/
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Vibe on May 01, 2013, 04:03:36 pm
i'm going to post phase's birth then, i need those looms, seriously guys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fCVORdhXQ7c


it's censored no need to mute, again :/

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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 05:40:03 pm
gifs are gay

enough with these bullshits, gifs are fabulous and

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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: darmaster on May 01, 2013, 05:47:17 pm
I'm giving away a Lordly Sarranid Guard armor and a Masterwork Danish Greatsword.

The first one to amuse me will be the winner of a chicken dinner.

hang on a sec: does this mean you won't give the loomed stuff to the guy that amuses you?
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Penitent on May 01, 2013, 05:52:53 pm
Well he states he IS giving looms away.  So unless he's a treacherous slug of a man, he'll give them away to someone.

But the person who amuses him gets a chicken dinner.  Amusement does not seem to have a bearing on who gets the looms...according to his instructions.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 01, 2013, 05:55:04 pm
i'm going to post phase's birth then, i need those looms, seriously guys.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fCVORdhXQ7c


it's censored no need to mute, again :/

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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 01, 2013, 06:15:10 pm
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 01, 2013, 10:01:13 pm
dafuq, did I break this thread?

Triple post incoming!!!

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^N word stole my bike!

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^nostalgia for those who played in caleague

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Can I has looms?  Promise it won't sit around in my inventory since I do not have a full set of looms yet.  Either way, hope some of you enjoyed my photobucket dump, got lots of funny images I've saved over the years there if anyone's interested in saving some of them yourself (almost all of them I've taken from other sources, aka plagiarized)
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 01, 2013, 10:21:28 pm
dafuq, did I break this thread?

...


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MORE!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 01, 2013, 10:22:36 pm
Sing.

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http://www.livestream.com/tylerxv7/video?clipId=pla_290047f0-44b3-4cf6-9885-e6d5f826faab (http://www.livestream.com/tylerxv7/video?clipId=pla_290047f0-44b3-4cf6-9885-e6d5f826faab)
45 minutes in my first crappery fail trolling,

An hour and four minutes in my second awfulness.


BEHOLD MYSINGING...
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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on May 02, 2013, 02:05:24 am
Beautiful.
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Post by: Moncho on May 02, 2013, 02:18:57 am
My browser just derped. Apparently Xant speaks in Thai:

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Post by: Oberyn on May 02, 2013, 02:22:16 am
Sig obviously....ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Bjord on May 02, 2013, 03:59:16 am
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts. :cry:
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Post by: Armpit_Sweat on May 02, 2013, 12:22:20 pm
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Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: barbare on May 02, 2013, 01:21:47 pm
Hello i dont know you probably but i just want say something if you give looms that you want leave us ...

 Dont leave and Fight with Honnor *   :evil: you will laught in ur dead corpse :twisted:  *
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Post by: Bjord on May 02, 2013, 01:24:47 pm
wat
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Post by: Kuujis on May 02, 2013, 01:27:58 pm
Hello i dont know you probably but i just want say something if you give looms that you want leave us ...

 Dont leave and Fight with Honnor *   :evil: you will laught in ur dead corpse :twisted:  *

 :shock:
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: barbare on May 02, 2013, 01:33:13 pm
hmm i just ask him to play with us and never leave crpg .
 excuse my english are poor..
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Post by: Xant on May 02, 2013, 02:18:54 pm
you will laught in ur dead corpse
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Post by: bagge on May 02, 2013, 11:32:55 pm
:evil: you will laught in ur dead corpse :twisted:  *

Game changer? Oughta be.
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Bjord on May 03, 2013, 12:07:46 am
Redundancy at its best. A dead corpse.

I will kill you dead!
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Xant on May 03, 2013, 10:32:29 am
I GUESS TEARS DONT WANT NO LOOM CUZ THERE BE NO MARKUTPLACE OFFER
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Post by: no_rules_just_play on May 03, 2013, 11:00:23 am
i want them
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Post by: darmaster on May 03, 2013, 03:22:08 pm
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Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 03, 2013, 05:52:38 pm
wtf...I posted all those gifs in a spoiler, why'd they get removed...spent literally an hour collecting them...fucking badmins
Title: Re: Giving away looms.
Post by: Tears of Destiny on May 03, 2013, 08:38:57 pm
I GUESS TEARS DONT WANT NO LOOM CUZ THERE BE NO MARKUTPLACE OFFER

YOU NEVER SAID I GOT IT YOU SILLY BOY YOU JUST SAID I WAS BEAUTIFUL


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And uh, this time it is on my main Fallen_Tears_of_Destiny and not an alt so you can find it this time >_<
Thank you kindly.
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Post by: Xant on May 03, 2013, 10:55:06 pm
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