Seriously, though. Will no one have my sword? Do I have to beg?
Alright sir, I've recently come back to c-RPG to specifically plague NA, such as earlier today, and could use a nice loom to further my silliness. Might I ask if I can have it then? For amusement all you have to do is watch me play and observe my skills, or perhaps browse my history of posting (skipping all of 2013 probably, focus on 2011 and 2012).
I can even PM you a topless photo of myself if that would help, or maybe a clip of me singing, whatever might amuse you if necessary.
I'd hate to see you beg.