Giving away looms.

[Bjord]

I am the best player in this whole mod.

[Armpit_Sweat]

Prepare to be amused!
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I will risk being muted for this, but here is an amusing +18 .gif:

*** Nudity ***
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[Artyem]

Prepare to be amused!
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I will risk being muted for this, but here is an amusing +18 .gif:

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Noo!  Curse you cruel admins, how dare you try to silence the great King of Spam?

REPENT OR PAY FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST HUMANITY!

[Espwn]

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

[Jon Agony]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


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A conversation in the Oval Office

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.

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[Vibe]

how bout you sit down here with me and we give away your virginity together

[wayyyyyne]

ur mamas so ugly she has to pay her pillows to sleep with her

can't wait to receive my looms

[Xant]

I am the best player in this whole mod.

That comes pretty close to being loom-worthy.

[Korgoth]

I'm a massive queer.

[Ditty]

Sit in your chair and raise you right foot slightly off the floor and start moving it in a clockwise direction. Then get your right hand and draw a 6 in the air with it. Your foot will spin the other way and there is nothing you can do about it. You will continue to try this and then laugh because you can't do it and it feels weird.

Also there is this: Try saying "The sixth sheiks sixths sheep is sick". Say it as fast as you can.

Thats All. Thanks.

PS: If you are left handed/footed it might work the other way, not sure.

[Grumbs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc

[Tom Cruise]

Idk about amusing you but I can creep you out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G

[Jon Agony]

I'm a massive queer.

It's funny cause it's true!

[LordRichrich]

Idk about amusing you but I can creep you out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xpc9gm_princess-mandy-s-obedient-pig_lifestyle#.UXsojbUqZ8G

I'm scared and horrified and I was going to sleep but now I don' think I can

[Uther Pendragon]

His shield has finally been broken.