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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 06:01:21 pm

Title: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 06:01:21 pm
Over the next rise was knudarr castle. Saxton and his warband were finally home with a few trinkets from the steppes. BS clan had the welcome feast set up and ready to celebrate the successful feeding of Terrortops.

The scouts came rushing back. An armed band was spotted and it was to late to turn away. They are flying the Chaos flags the scouts reported and were heard mocking the use of any body armor over 36!! It must be Mala declared Saxton. Surely they will not attack. What reason would they have. Saxton ordered his men to continue on to the castle overnight.

As the dawn light broke so did the peace. As the arrows arced overhead and the horses charged. Sax sent out his fastest riders knowing they would speed home and warn the council.

The last line of his Note simple read.. I hope the 1650 goods were worth it. The Terror Rises

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Espwn on April 14, 2013, 06:14:56 pm
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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jack1 on April 14, 2013, 06:36:18 pm
Best post seen in months right above this
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 06:43:13 pm
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Malaclypse is in our territory, as is Saxton. Technically speaking, Saxton is travelling through Chaos lands with an absurd amount of goods. Due to our no-trade clause, Saxton should have asked for free passage through our lands. You have no reason whatsoever to claim this is an act of defiance against our mighty FCC overlords due to the already stated clause. Without clearance you forfeit any protection in our lands.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on April 14, 2013, 06:48:39 pm
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Malaclypse is in our territory, as is Saxton. Technically speaking, Saxton is travelling through Chaos lands with an absurd amount of goods. Due to our no-trade clause, Saxton should have asked for free passage through our lands. You have no reason whatsoever to claim this is an act of defiance against our mighty FCC overlords due to the already stated clause. Without clearance you forfeit any protection in our lands.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.

Like how you just barely edit out our tilbaut castle which he is halfway between that and knudarr castle.  Also, 1650 goods, really?  We piss that out in the time it takes to shake out our willies.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 06:55:54 pm
Like how you just barely edit out our tilbaut castle which he is halfway between that and knudarr castle.  Also, 1650 goods, really?  We piss that out in the time it takes to shake out our willies.
Tilbaut Castle is even further away then Knudarr Castle lol. Here:

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If you're going to try to blatantly lie, at least put some effort into it haha :)

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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 06:58:35 pm
he is hugging the treeline. That is not chaos lands. He is walking the path between Tib castle and knudarr castle. Regardless attacking him is a declaration of war.

Just let us know who all we are fighting so we can get on with it.  Mala part of Chaos or mates? I am confused on who is what in that part of the world at the moment. Does this also include the bowlers? Or all three? Just let us know so we can start marching
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 07:01:54 pm
he is hugging the treeline. That is not chaos lands. He is walking the path between Tib castle and knudarr castle. Regardless attacking him is a declaration of war.
Another blatant lie. He's close to the forest, but nowhere near hugging it. Due to him being closer to our fiefs than yours, he is technically in our territory and therefore we are in every right able to attack him with no repercussions.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 07:06:11 pm
you expect him to be 1 click away from the trees? Good lord man. That is hugging the treeline with the goofy movement system in this game.

Regardless if you thought he was to close to you a simple.. hey your scary 166 troops is to close to us... on steam would have sufficed. Attacking is an act of war.  Now just let us know who all we are at war with and lets get to it.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jon Agony on April 14, 2013, 07:07:34 pm
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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 07:09:28 pm
you expect him to be 1 click away from the trees? Good lord man. That is hugging the treeline with the goofy movement system in this game.

Regardless if you thought he was to close to you a simple.. hey your scary 166 troops is to close to us... on steam would have sufficed. Attacking is an act of war.  Now just let us know who all we are at war with and lets get to it.

I'd expect him to be somewhat close to the treeline.

You have S&D in our lands. We don't let people walk around with S&D in our lands without a request for clearance. We don't have to contact anyone, it's not our duty to ensure YOUR faction members aren't attacked. That would be your responsibility, or Saxtons, or anyone in FCC period. Had anyone of you came to us asking for clearance through our lands this wouldn't have happened.

You're quite an enjoyable debater though. Certainly have given me a few laughs this morning :D

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: ildist on April 14, 2013, 07:13:58 pm
There's not much to be confused about who's in what faction. If Mala was apart of the Mates he would be in the Mates faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on April 14, 2013, 07:31:49 pm
I'd expect him to be somewhat close to the treeline.

You have S&D in our lands. We don't let people walk around with S&D in our lands without a request for clearance. We don't have to contact anyone, it's not our duty to ensure YOUR faction members aren't attacked. That would be your responsibility, or Saxtons, or anyone in FCC period. Had anyone of you came to us asking for clearance through our lands this wouldn't have happened.

You're quite an enjoyable debater though. Certainly have given me a few laughs this morning :D

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.

Just cut the crap. Protecting your S&D would implying picking off people headed to your fiefs; just man up and declare war or admit you are just being poachers.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 07:40:48 pm
Just cut the crap. Protecting your S&D would implying picking off people headed to your fiefs; just man up and declare war or admit you are just being poachers.
You are correct. We poach people in our lands as that is what we said we would do if you do not declare your intentions before entering our lands.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on April 14, 2013, 08:00:00 pm
Hey we are the Mates, those Remnants look weak - let's attack them.

Hey we are choas clan, omg this is so exciting, we get to click buttons and mash keyboards without repercussions - let's help the Mates.

Hey I am random chopas player #27, WARGBLAAAARWG WE SO STRONK LET'S CLICK ATTACK EVERYTHINK

Hey we are choaps leadership, oh shit clicked on the wrong kid - we won't get his school money easy. How do we get out of this? 5th graders scurr us!

Hey I am Kreczor, Canary took away my forum access for being dumb on the diplomacy forums again.



The views expressed in this post are bla bla bla...
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: AshTre on April 14, 2013, 08:28:00 pm
Hey we're remnants - We'll go steal S&D from the Mates for a few months while ignoring their warnings to stop. Now we'll cry and spout threats when something finally gets done about it.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 08:31:12 pm
There's not much to be confused about who's in what faction. If Mala was apart of the Mates he would be in the Mates faction.

sorry iidist if you guys are not in with this. I get confused because a lot of the guys in the factions in the center switch groups and have Of Chaos in game names. Pretty sure very recently I saw Krec own one of Mates fiefs. So I was not sure who just declared on us.

To kreczor. Attacking any of our people is an act of war if they are doing nothing against your faction.  He was not stealing S/D and he was not headed towards one of your fiefs. He was simple walking to one of our castles from another of our castles.

Now we will fight about it. simple enough, with the hosp stuff dieing down we have the time. When the fight is over we will find out if it was a good move or not. Maybe you beat our asses and we say. wow look at that they got us. maybe at the end we own a few more fiefs. Who knows. That is the part worth playing.

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on April 14, 2013, 08:31:37 pm
Hey we are the Mates, those Remnants look weak - let's attack them.

Hey we are choas clan, omg this is so exciting, we get to click buttons and mash keyboards without repercussions - let's help the Mates.

Hey I am random chopas player #27, WARGBLAAAARWG WE SO STRONK LET'S CLICK ATTACK EVERYTHINK

Hey we are choaps leadership, oh shit clicked on the wrong kid - we won't get his school money easy. How do we get out of this? 5th graders scurr us!

Hey I am Kreczor, Canary took away my forum access for being dumb on the diplomacy forums again.



The views expressed in this post are bla bla bla...

+1 for spelling Choas/chopas/choaps right.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Nightingale on April 14, 2013, 08:32:51 pm
Kreczor, you're an idiot.

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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on April 14, 2013, 08:36:07 pm
To kreczor. Attacking any of our people is an act of war if they are doing nothing against your faction.  He was not stealing S/D and he was not headed towards one of your fiefs. He was simple walking to one of our castles from another of our castles.
Again, completely missing the point. Try paying extra attention here.

BEFORE ENTERING CHAOS LANDS YOU MUST CONTACT US TO ENSURE YOU ARE NOT ATTACKED.

I don't understand what you aren't getting here. It's quite simple. To us, he has a bunch of S&D on him and he's in our territory. His route matters very little. He is close to our fiefs and we are in the right if we want to attack him.

The views expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily represent the views of, and should not be attributed to, the CHAOS Faction and the FIDLGB Faction.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 08:37:42 pm
maybe you are missing the point. What makes you think that is your land.


See Desires post.


In a few weeks whoever owns the fiefs in that area will determine who the land belongs too.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Relit on April 14, 2013, 08:45:49 pm
As a aside: Does this mean that our Fimbulvetr merchants passing near New Yalibe need to ask permission to pass through Chaos lands everytime? If so, I would like to preemptively message you about 60 times, just so we are cleared up for the day.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 14, 2013, 09:20:54 pm
damn wish I had thought of that relit!!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Zaren on April 14, 2013, 09:21:39 pm
To kreczor. Attacking any of our people is an act of war if they are doing nothing against your faction. 
Now we will fight about it.
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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: kasMVC on April 14, 2013, 09:52:51 pm
Hello this is Cikel

I would like to request clearance to move through The mates land and then also to move through nova reydavdin (Fcc)

I will then be heading south and to the left of New Tadsamesh (and would like to request the ability to do as such stated wherein I will be within your abilities forthwith withholding further information )

Also Pulse I will be passing by New Ayikke and would like to ask for your forgiveness as I intend to pass through without your permission

Then if it is okay with everyone I would like to pick my nose as it has been bothering me for the past 2 minutes. I would also like to state that I have no intentions of washing said finger afterwards and will  be using it to type on my keyboard messages to you in the future conducive to strategus movements as well as cleaning my left ear (as i always pick my nose with my left index finger since I am not a barbarian) furthermore coinciding with cooperative calculations correctly can I candidly conform to copious collusion of collaborations?



Indubitably 
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Tanken on April 14, 2013, 10:52:22 pm
Stop bitching and fight. I'm just glad Chaos finally had the balls to attack FCC instead of piddling around with vassals and clans that FCC were friends with that would pose little-to-no match. Enough Proximity Fighting--Let's see a Green vs. Red war this Strat.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Casimir on April 14, 2013, 11:04:26 pm
'murica
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jack1 on April 14, 2013, 11:30:59 pm
1. Tanken get rid of that avatar, I can't look at it anymore.

2. If this does turn into a war, I think chaos wins short term but FCC wins after the initial waves of non heavy armored goons
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Saxton on April 14, 2013, 11:49:09 pm
#1: A simple message would suffice in this situation..."Hey man what are you doing? You are a bit too close to our lands with goods, you should back off a bit"

#2: I doubt I am the first person you've seen from FCC make the trip from Tilbaut to Knudarr...

#3: This was a poor decision on your part, 1650 goods is no reason to go to war over.

This is quite possibly the first bold thing Chaos has ever done.

-Saxton
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on April 15, 2013, 12:14:04 am
I'd recommend trying to intercept some fcc goods coming back from hospitaller lands if you want to hurt their ability to reinforce
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 15, 2013, 01:05:11 am
FCC reinforced some Blackfist trader our allies, FIDLGB, attacked SW of Knudarr and told us if we attacked him again afterwards it was an act of war on THEM (and NOT Blackfist, which is peculiar).

Instead of talking to Rhalzo about it at all and working something out before reinforcing (bear in mind that nowhere does it say attacking anyone within the borders of their free trade zone/open travel area would be a faux paux- that bit was left to assumption as it says nothing about that in their "No More Handouts (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/no-more-handouts-fcc-will-be-inforcing-its-border-policy-from-here-on-out/msg725851/#msg725851)" thread which clearly illustrates the free trade/travel area), that was their approach, so it seemed prudent to undertake a similar action against one of their members to make up for the loss in troops and gear that will be incurred in about half an hour. You can even see Rhalzo's post at the bottom saying you may be attacked by other forces with no further comment from Bale or anyone else.

So, we saw Saxton, who was a bit farther south, under the latitude of Tilbaut, moving NE, and decided to intercept him to recoup the losses incurred.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on April 15, 2013, 01:08:26 am
We are bored so we decided to attack you.

Is it so hard to just say that?


p.s. Rhalzo attacking a trader who was like 5minutes from entering one of our free trade fiefs... how could that not bother us? sending people into our area to attack traders using our fiefs is pretty naughty.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2013, 01:08:42 am
I think those goods are from hosp lands. But not many of them. only 1650.

Happy to go to war. Lets have at it

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on April 15, 2013, 01:10:06 am
FCC reinforced some Blackfist trader our allies, FIDLGB, attacked SW of Knudarr and told us if we attacked him again afterwards it was an act of war on THEM (and NOT Blackfist, which is peculiar).

Instead of talking to Rhalzo about it at all and working something out before reinforcing (bear in mind that nowhere does it say attacking anyone within the borders of their free trade zone/open travel area would be a faux paux- that bit was left to assumption as it says nothing about that in their "No More Handouts" thread which clearly illustrates the free trade/travel area), that was their approach, so it seemed prudent to undertake a similar action against one of their members to make up for the loss in troops and gear that will be incurred in about half an hour.

So, we saw Saxton, who was a bit farther south, under the latitude of Tilbaut, moving NE, and decided to intercept him to recoup the losses incurred.

Lol make more shit up, never said the bolded part.  Didn't even bother talking to you after your guy went rogue and wandered into our territory with an armed raiding army and attacked someone entering our fief without asking permission and you get angry and rage at us because we didn't talk to you before reinforcing the peaceful trader right near our castle.  It sounds like your guy wasn't going rogue but got caught with his hand in the cookie jar trying to steal what wasnt his.  Then you attack at 5 am PST (classy by the way) one of our traders with a tiny amount of goods passing from one of our fiefs to another.  No real defense you can put up there for your objectionable actions - CORRECTION - you can always play the stupid card.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Penguin on April 15, 2013, 01:20:17 am
Mala, even though you may be telling the truth, it's clear FCC is going to treat it as an act of war, regardless if they actually believe it themselves. Good luck in the upcoming red v green war!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 15, 2013, 01:25:54 am
Lol make more shit up, never said the bolded part.

I believe it was Bale that told Rhalzo that on Steam, Kesh. Maybe ask your guy about it, idk, but I was in the room with Rhalzo when that was happening. Also, as mentioned when you came into our TS, the time aspect is a moot point. I'm central time and I am AWAKE at that hour. I don't know why you keep bringing up time of attacks.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2013, 04:30:03 am
attacking one of our people is an act of war...  Can it be construed as anything else?

Also I told Rhalzo he may bandit all he wants in his own lands but we will protect traders in ours, banditing in our lands is also an act of war.. If someone tried to bandit Chaos/bowlers in our lands they could also expect our protection.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 15, 2013, 05:15:56 am
attacking one of our people is an act of war...  Can it be construed as anything else?

Also I told Rhalzo he may bandit all he wants in his own lands but we will protect traders in ours, banditing in our lands is also an act of war.. If someone tried to bandit Chaos/bowlers in our lands they could also expect our protection.

I understand Bale, I just don't appreciate Kesh saying LOL MAKE MORR SHIT UP when this was something that was factual. Pretty lame.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Artyem on April 15, 2013, 05:33:44 am
I understand Bale, I just don't appreciate Kesh saying LOL MAKE MORR SHIT UP when this was something that was factual. Pretty lame.

You didn't specify that it was Bale who said it, and it seems to be that most of the time people refer to FCC they mean Kesh.

So, it did kind of seem like you were putting words into Kesh's mouth.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 15, 2013, 05:49:02 am
;.; I feel like a third wheel now.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: partyboy on April 15, 2013, 06:10:51 am
;.; I feel like a third wheel now.

join BIRD CLAN
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Rhalzo on April 15, 2013, 06:11:07 am
p.s. Rhalzo attacking a trader who was like 5minutes from entering one of our free trade fiefs... how could that not bother us? sending people into our area to attack traders using our fiefs is pretty naughty.

He wasn't 5 minutes away from your castle by the way. He was moving slow as fuck. Let me explain: I noticed him at 2pm CST (which will be the times I use). I starting looking around to see what was in the area and was making plans. I went home from work around 3-3:30 to start moving towards this guy since my phone sucks for moving around on the map. Around 5pm, this guy had only moved about 1/3-1/2 of the way to Knudarr Castle from where I first saw him. So I intercepted him about an hour or so out from your free trade fief. Just making sure people understand that this guy wasn't even touching the castle's image on the map yet when I engaged.

There is talk about how talking to each other could have solved the Saxton debacle, it could have solved the Blackfist issue, and hell, it could have solved almost any issue on this game. But then again, sometimes you don't feel like messaging someone before you actually do stuff on the Internet Pony Map Explorer Game.

Now didn't we all just get some XP from my haphazardly equipped army attacking that random dude? Yes, yes we did. I know I had fun telling everyone that they were doing great even though I could only see red. I play for fun and that's what I'm going to get.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 15, 2013, 07:02:41 am
You didn't specify that it was Bale who said it, and it seems to be that most of the time people refer to FCC they mean Kesh.

So, it did kind of seem like you were putting words into Kesh's mouth.

Word, I can understand that at least, though I'll admit now that wasn't my intent. I apologize to Keshian if it was taken as that. I should have chosen my words more carefully and said it was Bale saying that from the get-go!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Uumdi on April 15, 2013, 07:58:10 am
mid or feed
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Muki on April 15, 2013, 08:13:14 am
;.; I feel like a third wheel now.

Ah don't we all?
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2013, 05:48:02 pm
Ah don't we all?

How may I make you feel more included Muki? I can give you Matey to serve as your plaything if that will help. He is very eager.... if a bit confused about his build lately.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Spanish on April 15, 2013, 06:06:05 pm
FCC: Chaos attacked us so we're going to murder you

Chaos: We had legitimate reasons for attacking you get over it

FCC: No you didn't but regardless its time to settle this and kill each other

Chaos" No we're still right and you're wrong

FCC: >:L

Chaos: >:S

That's basically what I came back with after reading some of the posts did I get it right?
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 15, 2013, 06:09:35 pm
FCC: Chaos attacked us so we're going to murder you

Chaos: We had legitimate reasons for attacking you get over it

FCC: No you didn't but regardless its time to settle this and kill each other

Chaos" No we're still right and you're wrong

FCC: >:L

Chaos: >:S

Gmno: :3 im still here gais, plox dun ferget me

Chaos and FCC: .... bloody weaboos.

That's basically what I came back with after reading some of the posts did I get it right?

Fixed. :/
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2013, 06:15:17 pm
You missed the part where we are happy they attacked us... but otherwise looks right. More posts please. Slow day at the office.

Hey Tutu pretty sure Mala said his crappy armor wearing army could stomp you and the pajama pandas. Pretty sure that is a stain on your honor
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on April 15, 2013, 06:26:24 pm
You missed the part where we are happy they attacked us... but otherwise looks right. More posts please. Slow day at the office.

Hey Tutu pretty sure Mala said his crappy armor wearing army could stomp you and the pajama pandas. Pretty sure that is a stain on your honor

Oh shit, somebody about to get ****ed up!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Artyem on April 15, 2013, 08:21:53 pm
It seems as the the lacking of a true border definition system has again left two factions in a war state, since there's no clear definitive line that states where one's territory ends and the other begins.  Now, the lack of this system is what really makes the game interesting though, especially taking into account that this happened on a pretty regular basis historically, and was more than likely the basis for many wars in Europe and other regions of the world.

Now, with borders remaining as they are, two factions can either be rational and assume that the absolute middle of the area between their fiefs are the true borders, or they can assume that one another owns more or less of the area.  Regardless, the fief layout is also rather awkward, considering that in the native game each village is attached and within proximity of a castle or town, New Tadsamesh (owned by CHAOS) is the fief that corresponds to New Tilbaut Castle (owned by FCC).  Based on it's location, you could say that it forms an enclave within FCC borders, and in this case I would say that FCC is in the right.

Saxton was making a trip that is probably made on almost a daily basis by FCC members, considering their castle is a considerable distance from their next fief, making that the shortest path on the map.  Now, it could be that CHAOS saw his high number of crates and assumed he was going to rob S&D, but based on their posting this was not the idea.  They could have saw him as an easy target to raid, and in this case they have no right to attempt to pussyfoot out of a war.  Their current excuse is that Saxton was infringing on their borders, but the screenshot shows him moving pretty much right in the middle of the two faction's borders.

If this is just CHAOS protecting their borders, why haven't they attacked FCC members moving between New Tilbaut and New Knudarr previously?


EDIT:

It'd be like if FCC attacked your guys every time they entered / exited New Tadsamesh, since it's so close to their borders.  You probably would consider that an act of war, wouldn't you?


And as for the Blackfist guy, I don't know his exact location, but Rhalzo said he wasn't touching New Knudarr's icon, as if that's where the border is drawn.  I can't really comment, but if he was right next to New Knudarr I would assume FCC to be correct again.

But then again, I'm just one of Kesh's many accounts, and the #1 FCC Vassal NA, so I would support them.

P.S.  that's enough book writing for today.

P.S.S. awaiting Canary's counter-novel.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: WeeBo on April 15, 2013, 08:31:01 pm
Everyone is a bully here. MOMMA!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 15, 2013, 08:38:46 pm
Fcc is always right... have you not read the forums ? We post it daily.


Canary has been oddly silent. You can only get that bird to chirp if you call his admining into question
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on April 16, 2013, 02:43:53 am
Canary has been oddly silent. You can only get that bird to chirp if you call his admining into question

Assuming that the attack was an oversight by one of their members and not part of a master plan, I can only assume the reason that he is so quiet on the forums at the moment is because his clan members are experiencing a side of him you usually don't see publicly...

That, or a 2350 word essay will come up any time now  :wink:
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 16, 2013, 05:09:30 am
Hey Tutu pretty sure Mala said his crappy armor wearing army could stomp you and the pajama pandas. Pretty sure that is a stain on your honor

I never said that and Gmno already knows my personal stance towards Gmnotutoos Super Kawaii Desu Desu Japanese Schoolgirl Ninja Death Squad. That being, it's a separate entity from the Free Companies, one which I wouldn't ever be inclined to attack personally (though I was considering attacking Mechin when it fell into Matey's hands temporarily).

Further, your view that lighter or lower tier armor is "crappy" seems an unjust one, or at least dependent on some further explanation and defining. Gear with less protection is the moooooost fun way to play for me personally, always being in great mortal peril from a single blow. 30 body armor compared to 60 body armor is more than double the hits against me, on average. It's also lot harder to just turn on auto-pilot, I mean; it's more engaging by necessity due to the lower amount of forgiveness. The ultimate in this regard is simply going naked, but my Christian shame won't allow such a thing.

Not that I'd call the heavy stuff crappy either, each has it's place as I've stated repeatedly to minds which either refuse to comprehend or are simply playing at it, I guess. I just strive for and sincerely hope for some sort of parity between all gear types and builds in terms of army composition, and this is the last time I'm going to bother saying it.

As far as considering it an act of war if FCC were to attack our men outside of Tadsamesh, no, I don't think so. A hostile act, yes. A hostile act which may bring about another fight, yes. A prolonged, drawn out conflict with many armies in succession wherein the ultimate aim is likely complete annihilation of one side or the other, no, probably not. AFAIK war hasn't even been declared by either side, though it has been implied.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 05:35:50 am
Well now I can handle that one without even talking to the council.

Attacking one of our members is a declaration of war. It may not have been your intent but it is your result. Saxton was not in your lands or doing anything to threaten your faction, you saw he had crates and was walking them home. If we let that slide anyone on the map will think it is ok to do the same.

No fancy scroll artwork. FCC Declares war on Chaos.

You will see our armies already marching.

as a side note being a bandit in our lands like the bowlers did... gets you stopped. We do not declare war on bowlers and will leave them out of the fight as long as they stay out of it.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 16, 2013, 05:56:57 am
Attacking one of our members is a declaration of war.

That seems odd considering this battle (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3074) and the total lack of reprisal, but I'll take it.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on April 16, 2013, 06:10:35 am
That seems odd considering this battle (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3074) and the total lack of reprisal, but I'll take it.

They actually came and talked to us about that attack and it got worked out. You guys just tried to pick off one of our guys returning from the front who had done nothing to you guys. It was pretty obvious FPF didn't want a war and it was pretty obvious that Chaos did. This isn't the first thing chaos has done to provoke us; why should we keep ignoring things? You guys wanted a war and you got one, simple enough.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Malaclypse on April 16, 2013, 06:13:44 am
You guys just tried to pick off one of our guys returning from the front who had done nothing to you guys.

Matey, he (Saxton), during a not too distant Strategus battle, took four hits from me wearing nothing but Mail Mittens +3. And two more from other guys on my team (but one was a glance so that doesn't really count). And two teamhits. AND WAS STILL ALIVE. MY GOD HE WAS STILL ALIVE, CREEPING HORROR FROM BEYOND TIME.

Also what did we do to provoke FCC outside of this? Attack BIRD CLAN?
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Uumdi on April 16, 2013, 06:20:53 am
Assuming that the attack was an oversight by one of their members and not part of a master plan, I can only assume the reason that he is so quiet on the forums at the moment is because his clan members are experiencing a side of him you usually don't see publicly...

That, or a 2350 word essay will come up any time now  :wink:


You'd get a little cranky too if you had to deal with lazy bums like me.  #worststratplayer2011-20X6
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on April 16, 2013, 06:57:41 am

You'd get a little cranky too if you had to deal with lazy bums like me.  #worststratplayer2011-20X6

Nobody could ever yell at you though.

More like Utterly unassuming mightily delightful individual_of_Chaos
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Rhalzo on April 16, 2013, 08:08:51 am
You're doing a great job everyone. Keep up the good work. I'm so very proud of you all.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Vertebreaker on April 16, 2013, 08:14:47 am
You're doing a great job everyone. Keep up the good work. I'm so very proud of you all.

thanks
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: DUKE DICKBUTT on April 16, 2013, 09:06:24 am
All I know is FIDLGB grilled me every time I went around the forest between Tahlberl and Ibiran.  That's pretty obnoxious.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Rikthor on April 16, 2013, 12:16:56 pm
All I know is FIDLGB grilled me every time I went around the forest between Tahlberl and Ibiran.  That's pretty obnoxious.

Seems like they are doing their duty since you were literally named Murderhouse. I mean who just lets someone with Murder in their name saunter around flaunting their shiny wares?

On a side note, good for Chaos for finally doing something. I mean, it only took Canary 4 months to strike back at Kesh after Kesh was mean to him on TS this one time or something.

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 01:27:38 pm
That seems odd considering this battle (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3074) and the total lack of reprisal, but I'll take it.

actually the fallen part of the faction earned that attack. They for some reason decided to attack the free trader caravans in the area. we are not unreasonable people. We were in the wrong they showed us they were not happy. We made up diplomatically.

Chaos saw an opp to steal some crates.... If we allow you to do it without trying to bloody your nose, anyone on the map with the same opp might give it a go. Troops and gear in the caravan are not the only thing that protects our routes. The real deterrent comes with weighing is the risk worth how freaking annoying we are.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 03:00:29 pm
Nobody could ever yell at you though.

More like Utterly unassuming mightily delightful individual_of_Chaos

if we win can we have him? he does sound delightful
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: KaMiKaZe_JoE on April 16, 2013, 03:27:35 pm
Shitty Chaos nerds starting shit gonna get wrecked. Prepare to get cav stomped mother fuckers yeah grrrr I'm gay.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: ildist on April 16, 2013, 04:48:56 pm
Baleohay more like Baleogay geddit because gays and stuff
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on April 16, 2013, 04:54:07 pm
IIdist hurt my feelings. Kesh, or one of his accounts if he forgets to log out, will be doing all replies for fcc from this point forward.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Artyem on April 16, 2013, 08:36:48 pm
Baleohay Ildist more like Baleogay Haven Scum geddit because gays and stuff
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: oprah_winfrey on April 16, 2013, 08:54:18 pm
Baleohay Ildist more like Baleogay Haven Scum geddit because gays and stuff

You were in haven? You must be a 1337 duelist m8.

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Artyem on April 16, 2013, 09:48:49 pm
You were in haven? You must be a 1337 duelist m8.

They spent so much time enforcing end of round dueling on their server, I can't see how he wouldn't be.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Fringe on April 16, 2013, 11:48:48 pm
1. Tanken get rid of that avatar, I can't look at it anymore.

Yes...
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 03, 2013, 09:53:52 pm
Take that, you blackguards! There is more where it came from, what ho!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on May 03, 2013, 09:58:39 pm
Take that, you blackguards! There is more where it came from, what ho!

Go away you silly chaos knnnnnnighhhts or we shall taunt you a second time!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canuck on May 03, 2013, 10:16:41 pm
Take that, you blackguards! There is more where it came from, what ho!

That was underwhelming. I wanted to read more!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 03, 2013, 10:23:02 pm
That was underwhelming. I wanted to read more!

Perhaps after tonight's battle.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 03, 2013, 11:00:17 pm
no idea what equipment we have in this fief. Hopefully decent.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 03, 2013, 11:14:38 pm
Now that we have met our goals in the steppes and you all kicked the beehive can you feel the Terror rising?

Kreczor.. that shiney green dot next to you is me. :) You came into TS and asked us nicely to let you attack Fenada without reinforcement. We agreed. If you win, I expect you to hold still and allow me the honor of attacking you next.

You may walk in..... You will be shipped out
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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on May 03, 2013, 11:23:12 pm
Now that we have met our goals in the steppes and you all kicked the beehive can you feel the Terror rising?

Kreczor.. that shiney green dot next to you is me. :) You came into TS and asked us nicely to let you attack Fenada without reinforcement. We agreed. If you win, I expect you to hold still and allow me the honor of attacking you next.

You may walk in..... You will be shipped out
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i think we would be more sinister if we were black or had little terrortop banners over each of those bubbles.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 03, 2013, 11:47:40 pm
You came into TS and asked us nicely to let you attack Fenada without reinforcement. We agreed.

But... Fenada was reinforced.




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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 03, 2013, 11:56:18 pm
you should fear those zombies.....


I do not think we added anything to fenada. I honestly am not even sure if it has equipment
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Muki on May 03, 2013, 11:58:41 pm
you should fear those zombies.....
I see there was some kind of witchcraft happening here
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on May 04, 2013, 12:10:42 am
you should fear those zombies.....


I do not think we added anything to fenada. I honestly am not even sure if it has equipment
Eh, you did reinforce it, with at least 300 men but whatever.

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As I agreed upon in teamspeak, I will stand my ground regardless win or lose and will welcome the shipping crate with my name on it. Please put a pillow in there, it can get quite tiring.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 04, 2013, 12:25:16 am
I will check into it. We all talked about it and said we would not reinforce. Odd that if they were going to do it that they only added 300.....
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on May 04, 2013, 01:06:33 am
I will check into it. We all talked about it and said we would not reinforce. Odd that if they were going to do it that they only added 300.....
I figured someone just wasn't told. Ah whatever, glory will be had in this grand fight! I wish thee good fortune in the battle to come!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 04, 2013, 01:29:31 am
I figured someone just wasn't told. Ah whatever, glory will be had in this grand fight! I wish thee good fortune in the battle to come!

Looks like one of the guys had not heard and dumped what he had on him in the fief. Sorry man.... IF it was a real double cross we would have tossed 1000 plus in. 1623/1860 does not put it in the insane odds realm
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on May 04, 2013, 04:48:26 am
I'm stuck at work missing le battle D: someone post results once is done!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Lt_Anders on May 04, 2013, 05:06:07 am
I'm stuck at work missing le battle D: someone post results once is done!

Check Second post on my records thread matey.

All battles links are there ;p
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on May 04, 2013, 05:16:13 am
Check Second post on my records thread matey.

All battles links are there ;p

that is pretty handy, but not quite handy enough for me to forgive you for not giving AoW vs Mates their own thing; that wound is still healing Anders D:
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Kreczor on May 04, 2013, 05:24:10 am
That was a really fun battle guys! Good fight all and I will be waiting to be sent to europe right outside.

We almost had you!!!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 04, 2013, 05:38:58 am
yeah was closer than it needed to be. But good times. I attacked you. No one else was on at the time.... a little overkill but such is life
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Penguin on May 04, 2013, 05:40:28 am
Many heavy yawshawns were lost that day.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 04, 2013, 05:44:14 am
went 1/1 and the last 18 mins we were rocking cav robes
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on May 04, 2013, 06:00:57 am
cav is hard

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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Blackzilla on May 04, 2013, 06:30:47 am
went 1/1 and the last 18 mins we were rocking cav robes
And we were rockin Druzina mail, I think we would've capped flags if your flags had not all come up after our forced retreat!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Gristle on May 04, 2013, 07:17:57 am
We'll never know. Should have charged 5 seconds sooner!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Penguin on May 04, 2013, 08:43:26 am
We'll never know. Should have charged 5 seconds sooner!

A little off-topic, but after being saved by time in Tismirr definitely once (probably twice) by time, and fighting 4 battles within the last week where time ultimately was the decider, it might be time to consider adding an extra 5 minutes onto the timer!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Gristle on May 04, 2013, 09:44:24 am
Attackers have been desperate for time this whole round of strat. You really need to constantly be moving. No time to dilly dally!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on May 04, 2013, 03:39:21 pm
Attackers have been desperate for time this whole round of strat. You really need to constantly be moving. No time to dilly dally!

Yeah - ^ this.

Yeah we were short on a lot of things on our side of the battle (I guess thats why you guys finally liked this fight?), would have loved loomed horses and not just unloomed arabians no one could use, only light xbows non-loomed, no construction material - died a bunch of times desperately trying to get ammo off the ground and no healing tent and no easy way to get ladders without dying.  Of course we had plenty of 2-handers (thank you snoop? :) ), but vast majority of our 1handers were cut damage and unloomed against your 400 tickets of 65 armor and the rest 55 armor.  It was a lot rougher than it should have been like Bale said.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 04, 2013, 03:59:15 pm
equipment was our fault.

We will remedy that. You just happened to pick two fiefs that the owners have been a little out of contact so we really did not have any idea what was inside. You did a favor really. We will clean up ownership to more active people if possible and tighten up the equipment for a better defense.

As for the yelling and crap man I liked it better when I just had to walk out knock someone down and move on...... My scores were way better, less frustration by far. Now I have to spend half my time looking around watching the same people over and over again running out solo to duel in the middle of a field surrounded by enemy cav... then 4-5 guys try and run and and save them.. ugh

Kalam is running the next battle
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Smileyy on May 04, 2013, 04:22:12 pm
Some nice battles guys, hope to see many more.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 05, 2013, 12:14:09 am
Yeah we were short on a lot of things on our side of the battle (I guess thats why you guys finally liked this fight?)

What do you mean? We've "liked" all our battles, so far. We aren't as poor of a sportsman as you are to take so unkindly to losing. Why would we have even tried to pick an offensive fight we had a very remote chance of succeeding at if we balked at the possible outcome of defeat?

but vast majority of our 1handers were cut damage and unloomed against your 400 tickets of 65 armor and the rest 55 armor.

Question: Is there any armor value you won't bitch about? My gosh, our heaviest body armor fully heirloomed has less armor total than your Yawshans do unheirloomed, but at 62 body with gloves (not quite 65, lighter armor was 51 body, not quite 55) I can see why you'd whine about us coming anywhere close to parity with you in any way. I can see why you'd repeatedly exaggerate every way you can to make yourself seem more impressive. It can be frustrating to feel so ineffectual.

It was a lot rougher than it should have been like Bale said.

I suppose we don't get the benefit of the old "well attacking is harder and defense has so many advantages" complaint that you guys have used so often? Dang.


Now to respond to a real person saying real words:

As for the yelling and crap man I liked it better when I just had to walk out knock someone down and move on...... My scores were way better, less frustration by far. Now I have to spend half my time looking around watching the same people over and over again running out solo to duel in the middle of a field surrounded by enemy cav... then 4-5 guys try and run and and save them.. ugh

Ah yes, the old "is that guy even in teamspeak?" problem. We had it much worse in the afternoon battle, the one in the evening went rather well for us in that regard; it was very nice to have people who would react and respond when we addressed them.

You did well, mercs on the Chaos team!

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Matey on May 05, 2013, 01:01:43 am
Hey now, Kesh just always believes that we could do better! He is always pushing us to do better, or for our enemies to do worse... one of those.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on May 05, 2013, 01:02:22 am
  Canary whiney bitch mode


And canary i was saying our unloomed cut 1handers didnt do well against 65 body armor (as the person who bought your armor told me was the armor strength), it was more about our rare unpreparedness in this fight than the enemy armor quality - but feel free to go ahead and take it personal -quite amusing for me.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Blackzilla on May 05, 2013, 01:12:20 am

And canary i was saying our unloomed cut 1handers didnt do well against 65 body armor (as the person who bought your armor told me was the armor strength), it was more about our rare unpreparedness in this fight than the enemy armor quality - but feel free to go ahead and take it personal -quite amusing for me.
You're pathetic, you know that?
Say what you want about me, but I know, a lot of people know, Canary is not a whiney bitch like you.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Casimir on May 05, 2013, 02:47:55 am
NA strat is so personal it's like watching reality tv.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Nightingale on May 05, 2013, 02:53:54 am

Question: Is there any armor value you won't bitch about? My gosh, our heaviest body armor fully heirloomed has less armor total than your Yawshans do unheirloomed, but at 62 body with gloves (not quite 65, lighter armor was 51 body, not quite 55) I can see why you'd whine about us coming anywhere close to parity with you in any way. I can see why you'd repeatedly exaggerate every way you can to make yourself seem more impressive. It can be frustrating to feel so ineffectual.

I take responsibility for that- I just threw in a guess at the armor values we had, they were pretty close! Didn't know it was going to be published or I might have actually checked the actual values.  :|

Canary I think we should loom full plate, that way there is no doubt about what is heavy and what isn't.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Penguin on May 05, 2013, 03:20:04 am
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3535

A beating so bad chaos gained 2 tickets, haha!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 05, 2013, 03:49:08 am
And canary i was saying our unloomed cut 1handers didnt do well against 65 body armor (as the person who bought your armor told me was the armor strength), it was more about our rare unpreparedness in this fight than the enemy armor quality - but feel free to go ahead and take it personal -quite amusing for me.

If I take anything personally, it will be your poor sportsmanship, not something like the allegation that our armor was decent - it was, but whatever your source was it was still an inaccurate statistic. It wasn't the first time you'd complained about armor, which is why I brought that up and didn't mention the other stuff specifically.

Canary whiney bitch mode

At least I don't complain when it "takes 8 shots to kill one guy in plate" during battles where my team's body armor is over 60 and proclaim that the enemy team has "no skilled players, they just outspend us to win"*. No, I'd rather save my energy to point out fallacies when they arise, which tends to be with regularity when it comes to being your enemy. I'd rather bitch and whine when you or anyone else is wrong about something and propagating misinformation, rather than just because of the woe that must evidently betide you when a battle didn't go your way completely. Excuses, excuses. Shouldn't other folks get to use some excuses?


*a real quote from Kesh during a Velucan Empire vs. Occitan battle. Made me feel horrible for both sides.

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesparticipated#!?page=battledetail&id=3535

A beating so bad chaos gained 2 tickets, haha!

Yeah, we did a pretty good job there. The negative tickets thing is because we actually had 55 to start with and lost 22, though, the site just lists it as 20 starting tickets because it's dumb.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on May 05, 2013, 03:51:04 am
Sure canary make more shit up and misquote me.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Canary on May 05, 2013, 03:52:45 am
Sure canary make more shit up and misquote me.

Now you're gettin' it.

Except you actually did say that.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Equal on May 05, 2013, 04:03:57 am
It's really inspirational that ken456 is slowly rising to the challenge of strat with his ping & becoming a rather good merc. Everyone who hires him should be proud that they're contributing to a legend in the making.

Also sorry I left rather early last night, I still keep getting constant ping spikes and rubberbanding - was pretty impossible to play. Also yeah... arabian warhorses ftl.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BADPLAYER_old2 on May 05, 2013, 04:19:40 am
It's really inspirational that ken456 is slowly rising to the challenge of strat with his ping & becoming a rather good merc. Everyone who hires him should be proud that they're contributing to a legend in the making.

They call him Ken Boss on the Chinese forums (for unrelated reasons tho)
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Sandersson Jankins on May 05, 2013, 04:25:49 am
It's really inspirational that ken456 is slowly rising to the challenge of strat with his ping & becoming a rather good merc. Everyone who hires him should be proud that they're contributing to a legend in the making.

Also sorry I left rather early last night, I still keep getting constant ping spikes and rubberbanding - was pretty impossible to play. Also yeah... arabian warhorses ftl.

Always bet on Ken.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jack1 on May 05, 2013, 05:06:50 am
They call him Ken Boss on the Chinese forums (for unrelated reasons tho)


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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Uumdi on May 05, 2013, 05:08:37 am
Always bet on Ken.


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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 05, 2013, 06:10:21 am
yeah that first battle was an odd one.... I was happily sitting back with rikthorr playing flag guards.. and all we see if red text...... Our men wander off into the insanely dense fog more red text.. an enemy horse appears we kill it.. Woo some green!

Our men walk off red text... Just what the hell is in that fog!

Right about that point we realize shit f--- piss damn whore there is only 10 mins to get this thing done!

CHARGE!!!
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: arowaine on May 05, 2013, 07:55:15 am
Eh, you did reinforce it, with at least 300 men but whatever.

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As I agreed upon in teamspeak, I will stand my ground regardless win or lose and will welcome the shipping crate with my name on it. Please put a pillow in there, it can get quite tiring.

strat rules: never truce anyone in strat

Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on May 05, 2013, 07:58:48 am
Kesh, you're gay.
And ugly.










And Fat.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Espwn on May 05, 2013, 08:38:15 am
Kesh, you're gay.
And ugly.










And Fat.

But he gets laid.

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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 05, 2013, 05:08:30 pm
strat rules: never truce anyone in strat

Krec asked us not to reinforce a fief he wanted to attack... A fief we could have easily tossed tons of troops in. We moved one guy over to add gear since we did not know what the place had in it. Another guy inside saw the attack and added his troops (300) Doing what he should be doing when reacting to an attack on the strat map. Still the fight was 1625/1800 after thinking about it I am glad he added the three hundred... why should we have less troops just because Krec asked nicely.

Now reverse the rolls, if someone you are at war with (fcc, fumble, VE) asked you nicely to let them attack one of your fiefs for fun and not reinforce. Would you have even considered it?

Instead we had a fun fight (minus the yelling at mercs who refuse to listen) and both sides walked away generally happy.

Ohay
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on May 05, 2013, 05:19:10 pm
Ohay he's got a point,
Ohay will you look at that,
Ohay who would have thought,
Ohay and Kesh is not really fat.

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Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Keshian on May 05, 2013, 05:35:07 pm
Ohay he's got a point,
Ohay will you look at that,
Ohay who would have thought,
Ohay and Kesh is not really fat.

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Ohay and zlidsch what do you have against fat people huh?  You a racist?  So we americans like our beef (though I'm actually a vegetarian), whadda ya goin do about it?
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: BaleOhay on May 05, 2013, 05:42:20 pm
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Ohay and zlidsch what do you have against fat people huh?  You a racist?  So we americans like our beef (though I'm actually a vegetarian), whadda ya goin do about it?



I love Fluffy people for the record. Its like hugging a cloud.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jack1 on May 05, 2013, 05:55:56 pm
When I think of fat (fluffy)people....

I think of 'large'

When I think of large I think of whales

When I think of whales I think of fat

When I think of fat I think of bird food

When I think of bird food I think of canaries

When I think of canaries I think of c-rpg awsome guy who is smart, attractive, millionaire, and has babes. And the person who should give me admin.

When I think of c-rpg I think of strat

When I think of strat I think of keshian

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Thus fat=keshian

There are no valad arguments

Just so you know and don't take it personal though I'm 6'5" 210 pounds
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on May 05, 2013, 05:57:39 pm
When I think of fat people....

I think of 'large'

When I think of large I think of whales

When I think of whales I think of fat

When I think of fat I think of bird food

When I think of bird food I think of canaries

When I think of canaries I think of c-rpg awsome guy who is smart, attractive, millionaire, and has babes. And the person who should give me admin.

When I think of c-rpg I think of strat

When I think of strat I think of keshian

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Thus fat=keshian

When I think of Jack I think about how far someone can try to crawl up some random bird's ass.
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: Jack1 on May 05, 2013, 05:59:00 pm
When I think of dynamike I think of dynamite, because the two words coincidently rhyme
Title: Re: A chaotic thing happened on the way to the castle
Post by: dynamike on May 05, 2013, 06:02:25 pm
When I think of dynamike I think of dynamite, because the two words coincidently rhyme

Coincidence? I think not.