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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 01:47:12 am

Title: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 01:47:12 am
For too long have I sat in the horrendous fief of Shitulus. For too long I have watched countless neckbeards roam our lands, attacking innocent folk who only seek freedom and love.  I have brought forth the beard trimmers on my own accord. I am going "rogue"

From here on out I answer to nothing and no one, save the sweet siren song of alcohol.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue

The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

(click to show/hide)

There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

(click to show/hide)

One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

(click to show/hide)

ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

(click to show/hide)

(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg)

First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

(click to show/hide)

He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

(click to show/hide)

And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

(click to show/hide)

To be continued....

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074)
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Penguin on March 31, 2013, 04:02:05 am
The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 04:14:31 am
Quote from: Penguin on March 31, 2013, 04:02:05 am
The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.

It's too late, i've already created my iron coated straw hats!
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Dach on March 31, 2013, 07:34:35 am
These peasants will learn that they should have stayed in their field!

We shall drink from their skulls!!!

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 07:46:14 am
Quote from: Dach on March 31, 2013, 07:34:35 am
These peasants will learn that they should have stayed in their field!

We shall drink from their skulls!!!

 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

If you drink from my skull, I have such massive wetbrain, you will get drunk. :?
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Kelugarn on March 31, 2013, 07:53:09 am
Less talking, more raiding!
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Arathian on March 31, 2013, 08:23:35 am
So....the free peasants are attacking FCC....?

This is bound to not end with the free peasants resembling a pink paste :3
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Taser on March 31, 2013, 08:25:12 am
Quote from: Penguin on March 31, 2013, 04:02:05 am
The peasant kings begin to crack one by one. We are witnessing the demise of the empire of the free peasants. All will fall to ruin... Their sumpters will starve and rot, their pitchforks will rust and crumble, their felt hats and linen tunics will be put to fire; not even a straw hat will remain.

GASP! This cannot be. I will take the felt caps in my protection.

I will make a felt cap throne with the remains.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 08:30:26 am
Quote from: Arathian on March 31, 2013, 08:23:35 am
So....the free peasants are attacking FCC....?

This is bound to not end with the free peasants resembling a pink paste :3

Hue hue, we aren't as easily hated as you folk. We have booze on our side.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Little Lord Lollipop on March 31, 2013, 08:37:33 am
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Ugly bastards but hardened from years of drudgery and toil.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Zildjan on March 31, 2013, 08:44:46 am
There is a saying in my homeland... "a farmer's scythe may cut the grain, but it will break against hardened steel."

Hopefully after this battle these farmers will better know their place...
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 09:05:41 am
Quote from: Zildjan on March 31, 2013, 08:44:46 am
There is a saying in my homeland... "a farmer's scythe may cut the grain, but it will break against hardened steel."

Hopefully after this battle these farmers will better know their place...

Your steel shall fall upon the mighty trident. May it pierce your steel and enter the region of your neckbard. May it find the weakness in the joints of your armor. May our -3 warhorses trample you back to carbon.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Haboe on March 31, 2013, 10:01:15 am
So he joining hre?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Balikar on March 31, 2013, 01:47:47 pm
One would think all of Remnant would side with Arys on this on this one.  Of course, this isn't the case.

Just trying to stoke the fire.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Keshian on March 31, 2013, 02:07:45 pm
First large themed battle of NA crpg - lets all have some fun - will the manure-smelling serfs win or will the evil-smelling fallen win?  Doesn't matter - lets get some xp :)
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Knute on March 31, 2013, 09:05:49 pm
Quote from: Keshian on March 31, 2013, 02:07:45 pm
First large themed battle of NA crpg - lets all have some fun - will the manure-smelling serfs win or will the evil-smelling fallen win?  Doesn't matter - lets get some xp :)

The theme will be teaching these fallen some proper neck grooming techniques!  Should be a good one.

Added a backstory to the 2nd post explaining what's going on:

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/going-'rogue'/msg754275/#msg754275 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/going-'rogue'/msg754275/#msg754275)
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Fringe on March 31, 2013, 09:24:45 pm
:shock:
The peasants shall win everlasting glory in victory or death. Long live the peasant king!

Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue

The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

(click to show/hide)

There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

(click to show/hide)

One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

(click to show/hide)

ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

(click to show/hide)

(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg)

First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

(click to show/hide)

He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

(click to show/hide)

And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

(click to show/hide)

To be continued....

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074)

That song made this thread gold. Treasure it forever.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Tanken on March 31, 2013, 09:34:39 pm
Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue

The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

(click to show/hide)

There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

(click to show/hide)

One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

(click to show/hide)

ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

(click to show/hide)

(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg)

First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

(click to show/hide)

He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

(click to show/hide)

And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

(click to show/hide)

To be continued....

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074)

Easily best post I've seen in the Diplomacy section in a long fucking time.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Keshian on March 31, 2013, 09:43:57 pm
Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 09:05:49 pm
The theme will be teaching these fallen some proper neck grooming techniques!  Should be a good one.

Added a backstory to the 2nd post explaining what's going on:

http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/going-'rogue'/msg754275/#msg754275 (http://forum.meleegaming.com/diplomacy/going-'rogue'/msg754275/#msg754275)

Fucking awesome!  Loved the red head with pigtails - looking forward to hearing about her voyeuristic adventures in the tundra.  Good read, will read again.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Gmnotutoo on March 31, 2013, 09:46:13 pm
Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue

The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

(click to show/hide)

There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

(click to show/hide)

One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

(click to show/hide)

ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

(click to show/hide)

(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg)

First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

(click to show/hide)

He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

(click to show/hide)

And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

(click to show/hide)

To be continued....

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074)

:3 If I'm around, I will sign up for you. Glorious post.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 10:10:59 pm
Knute, I love you, that was amazing, I cried from laughter.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: GOBBLINKINGREATLEADER on March 31, 2013, 10:31:48 pm
Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
Now, this is a story all about how

His life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the elder of a slum then decided to go rogue

The Nova Uslum Tapestry: ArysOakheart and the Secret of the Booze

For many years ArysOakheart was the owner of a shining mud village upon a hill called Fisdnar and used it as the base for many adventures.  These excellent adventures made the gods so jelly they took his village away and permabanished him to a new world that didn't have a Fisdnar.

(click to show/hide)

There was much injustice and neckbeardery in this new world, so he started boozing.

(click to show/hide)

One day while out boozing on the tundra he stumbled upon a terrible thing.  Some Fallen brigade members under the banner of the Free Companies of Calradia had attacked a peaceful caravan on it's way to Shulus.

(click to show/hide)

ArysOakheart had just enough booze in him to know what he needed to do.

(click to show/hide)

(start music before going any further)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwer1CiteBg)

First he rallied the free peasants and his mighty champion sumpter steed Betsy.

(click to show/hide)

He then stumbled over to the haunted KUTT burial grounds and raised an army of ghost soldiers.

(click to show/hide)

And with his new army at his back, he set out to trim some neckbeards.  For glory, for freedom, for proper grooming of facial hair.

(click to show/hide)

To be continued....

http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3074)

Time to retract my mercenary application from FCC and sign up for FPF. You earned it.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: BoneSaw on March 31, 2013, 11:03:03 pm
Best thread I've seen in years! I'm still breaking my ribs laughing. May you live forever peasant King!
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Aderyn on April 01, 2013, 12:30:55 am
Quote from: ArysOakheart on March 31, 2013, 10:10:59 pm
Knute, I love you, that was amazing, I cried from laughter.

me too, might actually make a small comeback for this one ;P
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Maple_Syrup on April 01, 2013, 01:04:15 am
You have my pick
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: BaleOhay on April 01, 2013, 03:02:25 am
our beards remain glorious
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Beat on April 01, 2013, 03:06:21 am
Fun battle.

Turned out about like anyone could have expected but I hope everyone had as much fun as I did.

Epic post, Knute.  One for the history books.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Gmnotutoo on April 01, 2013, 03:08:56 am
What the hell, when did the FCC decide use good gear. Bunch of try-hards.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: ArysOakheart on April 01, 2013, 03:19:18 am
All went according to plan  :twisted:
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Gawin on April 01, 2013, 03:21:00 am
Why you hate my beard?
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Turkhammer on April 01, 2013, 05:10:02 am
Knute, you are a master!  That was fantastic. :D
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Turkhammer on April 01, 2013, 05:12:18 am
Quote from: Gawin on April 01, 2013, 03:21:00 am
Why you hate my beard?
Cause it's all around your neck.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Gawin on April 01, 2013, 05:21:25 am
Quote from: Turkhammer on April 01, 2013, 05:12:18 am
Cause it's all around your neck.
*tear :'(...
Im calling in Tears!
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Dach on April 01, 2013, 08:02:43 am
@Gmnotutoo: This is the Fallen extension of FCC, gear might differ!  :P
(Funny thought, I was thinking it was mostly scrap in there...)

@Knute: Awesome bauce post there, would read again!!!  :D

Hope you guys had fun! (and good xp!) wasn't able to attend...  :?
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Kelugarn on April 01, 2013, 08:46:04 am
Our next target will be the dirty EU overlords who pulled this time change hijinks on us. I hope they're ready for us to pass-out and puke on their doorstep.
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Zildjan on April 02, 2013, 01:47:13 am
Quote from: Kelugarn on April 01, 2013, 08:46:04 am
Our next target will be the dirty EU overlords who pulled this time change hijinks on us. I hope they're ready for us to pass-out and puke on their doorstep.

No kidding, a little heads-up would be good.  For us it's "the servers aren't going to change relative to DST, you just have to be responsible to adjust after your relative time changes."  Why wouldn't it be the same when a time change happens in EU?  Especially for an NA server...
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on April 02, 2013, 04:32:24 am
Quote from: Knute on March 31, 2013, 03:49:45 am
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You can tell that's kesh and not me because I'm not fat (and kesh doesn't ride a horse).
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on April 12, 2013, 06:16:57 am
This receives the Frank seal of approval.

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Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Jon Agony on April 12, 2013, 11:34:36 am
Aragorn: "If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword…
Legolas: …and you have my bow…
Gimli: …and my axe...
Jon: ... and my pitch fork."
Title: Re: Going "Rogue"
Post by: Erasmas on April 12, 2013, 12:53:54 pm
I really love the horsie on the last picture, it really reminds me of Braveheart  :D

Think about it, Frank, before you grant your seal of approval  :D