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Strategus => Mercenary Recruitment => Topic started by: Aderyn on March 03, 2013, 11:34:52 pm

Title: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Aderyn on March 03, 2013, 11:34:52 pm
Fallen is making their move on the virgins of Sungetche Castle. This cannot be tolerated.

Every merc showing up for defence will be paid, with extra money added ontop if a good performance was shown.

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For the virgins!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 12:06:31 am
Sign up for the free companies of calradia and you can have as many virgins as you want after the battle.  Which side do you want to fight on?
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: BaleOhay on March 04, 2013, 12:14:40 am
Fallen is making their move on the virgins of Sungetche Castle. This cannot be tolerated.

Every merc showing up for defence will be paid, with extra money added ontop if a good performance was shown.

Sign up today!

For the virgins!

I guess that makes sense. Since we know all the hosp men are virgins it would add up the women are as well.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Blackzilla on March 04, 2013, 01:14:49 am
I'll be there aderyn, but for only about 30-40 min (since I have school). I'll be late to roll call though, so don't take me off unless I'm not in TS 5 min before the battle!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Matey on March 04, 2013, 01:17:51 am
thanks for the awful battle time aderyn. du ar en elak person och folk sager daliga saker om dig!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 04, 2013, 01:50:23 am
Just an FYI, I'd say you guys attacked after 12 because NO nighttime setting before 12 could get a 8 AM start battle. 8-)
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Blackzilla on March 04, 2013, 01:56:51 am
Just an FYI, I'd say you guys attacked after 12 because NO nighttime setting before 12 could get a 8 AM start battle. 8-)
Yea, who wants to fight at midnight during the week? Its all about 8 est hell at latest 10!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Aztek on March 04, 2013, 02:57:59 am
Oh Bale, Please tell me Kesh is not rubbing off on you!  :lol:

Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Matey on March 04, 2013, 04:07:15 am
I would rather fight at 9-12 at night than 5-8am on a monday. a lot more people could stay up a couple hours than can wake up that early on a weekday methinks.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Lt_Anders on March 04, 2013, 07:10:29 am
I would rather fight at 9-12 at night than 5-8am on a monday. a lot more people could stay up a couple hours than can wake up that early on a weekday methinks.

right but my point stands. YOU GUYS ATTACKED AFTER MIDNIGHT. which is also outside of your bracket of 9-12 as well. That's not vaunted FCC prime time battles you giving us.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Dach on March 04, 2013, 07:15:12 am
Zildjian is in the central time zone, which mean he attacked between 11pm et 12.

Suck it guys, like I said last time NA isn't only ET... DEAL WITH IT!   8-) :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 04, 2013, 07:15:17 am
right but my point stands. YOU GUYS ATTACKED AFTER MIDNIGHT. which is also outside of your bracket of 9-12 as well. That's not vaunted FCC prime time battles you giving us.
FCC is never wrong duh.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 08:09:45 am
They attacked at 12:06 pm as soon as he got in range of the castle.  I was there when they initiated it.  Midnight, why a lot of people might have thought just before - but still infinitely better than 8 am where all the "jobless" (as arrowaine would put it) occitan and hospitallers can show up in force while we have to rely on mostly eu mercs since most of us actually work and need to go to work.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 04, 2013, 08:55:27 am
They attacked at 12:06 pm as soon as he got in range of the castle.  I was there when they initiated it.  Midnight, why a lot of people might have thought just before - but still infinitely better than 8 am where all the "jobless" (as arrowaine would put it) occitan and hospitallers can show up in force while we have to rely on mostly eu mercs since most of us actually work and need to go to work.
learn to tell time correctly or wait another day. The castle cannot move in case you didn't know.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 09:35:19 am
learn to tell time correctly or wait another day. The castle cannot move in case you didn't know.  :mrgreen:

??  We cant see his nighttime with him inside a fief.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 04, 2013, 09:45:26 am
??  We cant see his nighttime with him inside a fief.
Like I care?  :lol:
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 10:43:11 am
Like I care?  :lol:

Didnt say you did, just sounded like you didnt understand.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Krosis on March 04, 2013, 12:48:07 pm
most of us actually work and need to go to work.

Now I'm sure you'll have something for this, but for someone who "works" as much as you do.. you seem to show up to just about EVERY big battle.. NA or EU everyday.

Idk how you manage that.. must get paid to play CRPG.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 01:16:59 pm
Now I'm sure you'll have something for this, but for someone who "works" as much as you do.. you seem to show up to just about EVERY big battle.. NA or EU everyday.

Idk how you manage that.. must get paid to play CRPG.

Contract work.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: oprah_winfrey on March 04, 2013, 01:18:51 pm
I guess that makes sense. Since we know all the hosp men are virgins it would add up the women are as well.

Regardless of were my allegiances are, this was pretty funny.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Aderyn on March 04, 2013, 05:06:15 pm
herpa derp you all know my nighttime setting from when you attacked dirigh aban. Less whine. kthxbye



Thanks for showing up mercs! Was a good brattle =D The virgins are pleased with this outcome.

Payments should come soon. =)
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Blackzilla on March 04, 2013, 05:30:07 pm
herpa derp you all know my nighttime setting from when you attacked dirigh aban. Less whine. kthxbye



Thanks for showing up mercs! Was a good brattle =D The virgins are pleased with this outcome.

Payments should come soon. =)
I only got twenty kills, but my score was like 600 when I had to leave with thirty five minutes left!! So I tried my bestest.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: BaleOhay on March 04, 2013, 09:23:49 pm
Regardless of were my allegiances are, this was pretty funny.

haha Az did not find it funny unfortunately. I thought it was a good joke.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on March 04, 2013, 09:25:48 pm
Sign up for the free companies of calradia and you can have as many virgins as you want after the battle.  Which side do you want to fight on?
Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Matey on March 04, 2013, 09:28:47 pm
Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.

way to completely miss the joke Zilsch. Let me explain it for you, in easy to follow steps!
1. Hospitallers said "come protect or virgins"
2. Kesh suggested that taking the castle would mean getting access to the virgins the hospitallers are protecting.
3. Bale asserted that for the women of the village to be virgins, so too must the men.
4. so it could be implied that if you took the castle, you could have the hospitallers themselves are your prize!

congrats! now you too can understand the joke!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: BaleOhay on March 04, 2013, 09:46:08 pm
sad when you have to explain out the joke to the slow kids in class
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 04, 2013, 09:58:40 pm
Hospitallers, I don't wanna fuck one of your virgins who is totally not a multiaccount.
They multi account? news to me  :lol:
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 04, 2013, 11:09:53 pm
They multi account? news to me  :lol:

Yeah, Goretooth is right, i'm pretty sure hospitallers don't multiaccount
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Peppovitch on March 04, 2013, 11:16:02 pm
Thanks to all the awesome EU support we had.  You guys rocked the place!   I think we had some of the best players in the game on our side at that castle.

Sure am glad that we have a lot of friends on both sides of the pond.  :D

Special thanks to Arowaine and Kellie for setting up a lot of the roster.  Don't think I was alert enough to do it without ya.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 05, 2013, 01:21:30 am
Yeah, Goretooth is right, i'm pretty sure hospitallers don't multiaccount
we kick out cheaters maybe fcc should do the same.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Keshian on March 05, 2013, 02:58:38 am
Thanks to all the awesome EU support we had.  You guys rocked the place!   I think we had some of the best players in the game on our side at that castle.

Sure am glad that we have a lot of friends on both sides of the pond.  :D

Special thanks to Arowaine and Kellie for setting up a lot of the roster.  Don't think I was alert enough to do it without ya.

Lol yeah it was funny seeing arrowaine join your faction and be made a higher rank just to handle your roster.  The battle he still had the hospitaller tag.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Peppovitch on March 05, 2013, 03:25:27 am
Lol yeah it was funny seeing arrowaine join your faction and be made a higher rank just to handle your roster.  The battle he still had the hospitaller tag.

Yea,  Arow has always been a great help and good friend over the past years.  He's ma boy!!!
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Matey on March 05, 2013, 03:29:05 am
That is all well and good, but I am a bit shocked that you didn't have anyone within your own faction you trusted enough to manage a roster so you had to get the leader of your allied faction to do it for you; whatever works though.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 05, 2013, 06:34:13 am
That is all well and good, but I am a bit shocked that you didn't have anyone within your own faction you trusted enough to manage a roster so you had to get the leader of your allied faction to do it for you; whatever works though.
too many dang fcc spies.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Matey on March 05, 2013, 06:56:07 am
Totally. Next time just add Kesh to your faction so he can manage your rosters. I know you guys like fair fights, so he could make sure to balance out the rosters for both sides to have equal amounts of ranged/cav/shields/eu and so on. It'd be swell.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Krosis on March 05, 2013, 09:18:21 am
That is all well and good, but I am a bit shocked that you didn't have anyone within your own faction you trusted enough to manage a roster so you had to get the leader of your allied faction to do it for you; whatever works though.

He wanted to do it, we never asked him to... we don't know as many EU players as Arowaine does, since he was in EU for a while, he made some friends..


So yes obviously we'd let him do that and it looks like it turned out.

It's not about trusting us to do it or not, Arow doesn't do our roster in every one of our battles, but in this particular battle we had no problem with him getting some of his buddies to help us out. Maybe this time you'll think twice about attacking late, for we will have no problem getting EU mercs for the battles.

You'd be surprised at the amount of EU players willing to sign up against Kesh.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: arowaine on March 05, 2013, 09:42:52 am

You'd be surprised at the amount of EU players willing to sign up against Kesh.

half the map like him the other half will be more then happy to come and give him a kick in the but. no need to say who it is. kinda oblivious all this come from shit talk others clan on forum thank for the forum propaganda.
Title: Re: Sungetche castle is looking for aid to defend their virgins.
Post by: Goretooth on March 05, 2013, 10:15:28 am
Totally. Next time just add Kesh to your faction so he can manage your rosters. I know you guys like fair fights, so he could make sure to balance out the rosters for both sides to have equal amounts of ranged/cav/shields/eu and so on. It'd be swell.
When does kesh actually work? he constantly talks about us not working but seems like he has a whole lot of time to play strat and battles not to mention control all FCC and vassals around strat.