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I've been waiting for this!Don't worry, that soundcloud is coming! It's just a large file that takes awhile to upload!
edit: D'oh, I thought it was 'Kesh rage'.
oh no.. the cat is out of the bag. Kesh hates hero party. If you went around recording all the people who think a majority of your members are Dbags you would need a server farmI didn't know I was a Dbag, I only thought I was an abuser of game mechanics who will do ANYTHING to win.
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Selling bird clan fiefs for 500,000 cRPG gold each, willing to negotiate affordable payment plans if you'd rather rent one out and decide if fief ownership is for you with weekly installments of gold.
Pay 3 million crpg gold up front and I promise you a city, a castle, and 4 fiefs all at once. Buy your own kingdom today, for the low price of 3 MW danishes or shashkas. 1 million gold for either the city or castle seperately.
BIRD clan fiefs at discount rates going fast. PM me to reserve your purple text January 8th.
Satisfaction guaranteed. All purchases come with a thousand free troops per fief, in full shiny equipment. Act now!
Sold, Smooth. Call me later.
As the frontman of the touring rock band that is known as the DRAGONI of VALAHIA I can tell you that the pure, 100% extract reason for our hatred is CAW CAW BIRD CLAN.
Partyboy is the one and only true demiGODKING supporting peace and love. Only fools such as yourselves would declare war on a peace loving demigod and question why everyone else would be spiteful.Fixed.
I'll only say it once in this thread, so heed my words, and unlike the rest you may just make it out alive:
Those who try to harm the glorious BIRD CLAN never leave unscathed, the loving demiGODKING is not afraid to defend himself or his subjects, you will taste the cold steel talons of justice just like the many others before you.Rest in Pieces
Northern Empire
Josho Shogunate
Every bad mouthed heathen to ever swear against the almighty demiGOD KING of BIRD
Fixed.
No, he's not a demigod, he's just a GOD KING. King of Gods and Birds.He's a demigod, he's a direct spawn of Mork the goat god and he was given birth to in order to fly off with Morks message of love and peace (and mass crucifixion), get your facts straight or I'll declare war on you for blasphemy.
He's a demigod, he's a direct spawn of Mork the goat god and he was given birth to in order to fly off with Morks message of love and peace (and mass crucifixion), get your facts straight or I'll declare war on you for blasphemy.
oh no.. the cat is out of the bag. Kesh hates hero party. If you went around recording all the people who think many of your members are Dbags you would need a server farm
modify for my buddy zilla. I changed majority (which does not mean all) to many to help you out.
Hero Party: 30 Members
vs
Bird Clan:10
FCC: 61
yup, 30 v 71+dracul, frisian, teutonic, etc
Hero Party: 30 Members
vs
Bird Clan:10
FCC: 61
yup, 30 v 71+dracul, frisian, teutonic, etc
Stop bringing up Frisia in this m8. We are only hostile with Hero Party because they attacked us in a shameless attempt to steal crates and never compensated us or apologized. FCC on the other hand gave us troops and equipment to protect that trader. You guys really have some huge problems with taking other people's perspectives, you're very egocentric. Who would you be friendly with and hostile towards if you were in our position? Stop acting like we're a part of some maniacal force out to dick you, you just treated us like shit so we're returning that favor.
...but for real if you think you can take on BIRD CLAN and everyone who supports it, you cray cray my nuggah.
Yeah, so if you're actually looking for a reason why people want to fight you on strat, I'm pretty sure that it's because you attacked partyboy. That shit ain't fly.
I guess I am a little confused by this: (Note this is only what is on the second page of this thread)
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Egan saying Hero party having 30 members is quite an exaggeration, since we truly have 16 active members, who do their own shit, like me. lol If you suggest to use tactics or plans you get demoted in the strat faction/kicked out. I learned this the hard way when I went from rank 7 --> 5 when I came up with a very good plan to invade BIRD, but involed this terrible thing call "cooperation." So, it was shot down!
Yeah, you're doing your own things but when you're under a banner you're kind of taken as a whole. BIRD CLAN, as a whole, stands for fun and love. It was so bad even Berenger left it and joined hero party, where homophic slurs are not only tolerated by their leadership, but encouraged. Maybe tell Smoothrich to cool it on the posting for a while and the community might warm up to you guys in a bit.That wasn't that much of a message of love and acceptance... :|
Yeah, you're doing your own things but when you're under a banner you're kind of taken as a whole. BIRD CLAN, as a whole, stands for fun and love. It was so bad even Berenger left it and joined hero party, where homophic slurs are not only tolerated by their leadership, but encouraged. Maybe tell Smoothrich to cool it on the posting for a while and the community might warm up to you guys in a bit.
This worship of the bird man is the most heretical nonsense i feather seen. owl have to pray for your souls, your raven lunatics...This guy is a bit heathen, just ignore him.
An inactive 3 person clan has no excuse to hold half the desert, when there are so many clans and players without a single fief to their name.
Fcc vs hero party would be cool.
I would fight for fcc. :mrgreen:
This worship of the bird man is the most heretical nonsense i feather seen. owl have to pray for your souls, your raven lunatics...
Goretooth where you been, man? You were always the trollest, I miss you.vacation and before that comp went boom. Lol wonder if anyone believed that post of mine :P
You guys love to pick and choose the numbers you use in your arguments. Hero party has 30 members, FCC has 61 members. You are half our size in both players and fiefs (plus one or minus on in each field). You can't then say "half our members are inactive" and then immediately assume that half ours aren't. In fact, I'd bet by percentage, that more of our players are inactive than yours. Of course, the definition of "inactive" comes into play. Maybe you mean "plays less than 40 hours a week" or do you mean "doesn't play at all." But then the next question is, does he still have strat ticks saved up, is he still generating troops and managing a fief? So you can twist it however you like, but you are using your rough estimates in favor of your arguments and those aren't facts. The facts remain, you have a 30 member clan and attacked a 10 member clan. Another clan sent 2 members down to help out, and now you complain about clan size.
However, numbers are boring and the real question is: did you have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky?
The facts remain, you have a 30 member clan and attacked a 10 member clan.
That being said, didn't we originally attack LLJK an equal sized faction? They all just fled behind party boy so they could call in poppa kesh for help despite the fact that bird clan has enough gear to plate out thousands of troops.
Oh man this post, so much dumb.
1. Only in terms of roster size, and not actives since you like to differentiate the two. LLJK had about 6-7 active and semi-active people total. The same 6 people people joined BIRD clan. Of those 6, only 4-5 were active in the past few weeks due to vacations, life, etc.
2. Most of us simply did not and do not care about strat so when Partyboy expressed interest in leading the faction we said sure why not. It didn't matter to us if we lost to Hero Party, EU came in and wiped us out, or whatever. Phantom was stepping down anyway since he got a nice, big internship and neither I nor Spyde had any desire to lead as well. I had planned to quit at the beginning of December myself but Smoothrich decided to attack us so I stayed around to help to a degree.
3. You and this poppa Kesh thing, Egan, is how I can tell you are just an idiot who listens to Smoothrich too much and his trolling. I know Kesh is responsible for deformed babies, women's promiscuity, or whatever ill you can imagine but the facts are simple: He has never told us what to do. In fact, if Kesh who I hardly know gave me some kind of strat demand I would simple laugh in his face. I have done what I have wanted the entire strat cycle.
4. You are right we pooled what resources we had to gear out what troops we had. Did you expect us to fight in peasant gear? Not a single one of our armies have been shiny except for mine. Everything has been a motly blend of plate, cav robes, then whatever we could find. Sorry to dissapoint you Egan but you got tied down into a protracted war where you outmanned, outskilled, and outgeared your opponent. I would figure a clan that held off Hospis originally would know that decent planning can do a lot despite the differences.
5. You have thousands more of troops, so not sure why you are complaining about that number in the first place other than being a whiney baby.
You are right, your 4 person faction should have 9 fiefs. My apologies.
Thanks Egan for confirming you are dumb, BIRD clan doesn't have 9 fiefs and hasn't for a very long time. Protip: We sold off 3 just so we could consolidate and we had no use for that many; Bardaq to Occitan to help them move back and Jammeyyed/Mazigh to VE since they were looking to connect their lands.
Keep playing though, you are making this easier than what it is to troll Blackzilla.
#Smoothrich#RealTalk - Stop recruiting ATS members like Egan and Heroin, you are making this too easy. I need more BADPLAYER to make this more challenging to troll. Pretty soon Egan is going to say he invented hashtags like Heroin saying he created memes.
Protip: Next time you are looking to sell fiefs maybe you should work out some sort of NAP with the buyers.
Hard to tell who's with who anymore.
One day I logged into Strat and realized I've been fueding with LLJK for months, constantly being insulted by Kesh, Fallen, and FCC, have almost all of ATS in my cRPG and Strategus faction, and I'm basically allied with Hospitallers and Occitan in an alliance against most of the clans on the map.
I dunno, having good terms with a lot of people can just mean you're not a total shitlord too. It is a war game though, I'm not callin' anybody out. Its just, oi m8, I wish we'd be a little better to each other on internet horseysword.It would be good but boring.
It would be good but boring.
A good grudge keeps a person playing.
Where's Ecko then?
the essence of all previous douchey cRPg megalomaniacs lives on in me.. one day I will be gone.. and our essence will transfer to the next.. they will rise.. then fall.. then sell all looms for cash.. and the cycle will continue.. forever..
Where's Ecko then?