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Off Topic => General Off Topic => Topic started by: Tibe on November 12, 2012, 08:42:06 pm

Title: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Tibe on November 12, 2012, 08:42:06 pm

I laughed like a madman. Talk about wierdass german porn.
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Post by: Kafein on November 12, 2012, 10:27:27 pm
inb4 ban :


this is hilarous
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on November 12, 2012, 11:25:24 pm
 :| ...  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Vibe on November 12, 2012, 11:43:04 pm
oh my fucking god I will never enjoy porn again thanks for ruining my life
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Post by: wayyyyyne on November 12, 2012, 11:52:47 pm
Ein challenger hast appeared!

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Post by: Leshma on November 13, 2012, 01:18:26 am
oh my fucking god I will never enjoy porn again thanks for ruining my life

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Porn sux anyway.
Title: Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Tibe on November 13, 2012, 06:10:12 am
Nah, I wont get banned, its Youtube material. Youtube is safe......kinda.... God I really hope I wont get.... Naaaah I wont.......Wont I?..


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Post by: Sarpton on November 13, 2012, 10:11:20 am
Proper Loop!
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And its just nice.
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Post by: Cepeshi on November 13, 2012, 10:19:33 am
Nah, I wont get banned, its Youtube material. Youtube is safe......kinda.... God I really hope I wont get.... Naaaah I wont.......Wont I?..

Saying that youtube is safe is so 2011, proof: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GbHrbbKe6U
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 13, 2012, 10:21:41 am
Why would you need to dub porn anyway? Silly germans ...
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Post by: Joseph Porta on November 13, 2012, 11:21:17 am
Mike is made for this shit.  8-)
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Post by: BlindGuy on November 13, 2012, 02:52:03 pm
Talk about wierdass german porn.

Not really, most high quality porn is made the same way most high quality non-porn is made: You film the action, the sounds and voices are dubbed in afterwards. Sure you'll see many boom mic's on movie sets, and they will record the original sound of the scene, but it is mainly used as a reference for timing.
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Post by: Leshma on November 13, 2012, 03:18:23 pm
Vibe, I see that you downvoted my "pron sux" post. Well it does sux.

It's like fast food, it serves a purpose but it's tasteless.

Nowadays we have another layer between porn and actual girlfriend (or prostitute, for those who are into that thing). It's called cyber prostitute aka camwhore. Cheaper than actual thing but better than porn.

Works only if you don't have a girlfriend at the moment (or she will get super mad if she finds out what you're doing online).

Five years ago I was trying to get into that business, was working on software but then realized that mafia controls that... still I predict that it will surpass pron very soon. People get lonely these days, we're detached. Many need a soulmate but are too scared to go out and look for it. That's why those sites are growing.
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Post by: Vibe on November 13, 2012, 03:20:35 pm
porn is awesome, you're clueless

I do however have most of my porn vids on mute because the sounds are way too fucking fake for me to enjoy it.
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Post by: Shpritza on November 13, 2012, 03:23:10 pm
porn is awesome, you're clueless

I do however have most of my porn vids on mute because the sounds are way too fucking fake for me to enjoy it.

This, but many porn movies also have their real sounds.
Title: Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Tibe on November 13, 2012, 03:23:15 pm
Ein challenger hast appeared!

Ich Sprütze, Ich Sprütze, Oh jaaa  :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Not really, most high quality porn is made the same way most high quality non-porn is made: You film the action, the sounds and voices are dubbed in afterwards. Sure you'll see many boom mic's on movie sets, and they will record the original sound of the scene, but it is mainly used as a reference for timing.

I know, its just that....watching that old lady stick her thumb up her mouth and doing squishy sounds really had me on the floor. And hearing porn made in german makes everybody laugh their ass off. I dunno what it is, but its just so funny. Its same thing as all insults sound more intimidating in russian than in english. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Leshma on November 13, 2012, 03:23:57 pm
Porn is great if your partner is into it. Thankfully, there's a lot of open minded girls these days :D
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Post by: Weren on November 13, 2012, 03:26:18 pm
*snip*
I don't know what rubbish they've been feeding you, but from where I am from, fast food is totally not tasteless.

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Post by: Vibe on November 13, 2012, 03:26:33 pm
This, but many porn movies also have their real sounds.

Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.

Porn is great if your partner is into it. Thankfully, there's a lot of open minded girls these days :D

My gf is not into porn but is also not bothered that I wank off to it. Also a funny story how she found out I watch em, we were at the PC and I wanted to show her something on Youtube but instead out of reflex I typed in Porntube.

welp
Title: Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Tibe on November 13, 2012, 03:35:24 pm
Is this the official almostpornbutnotentirely thread now? Yay!

WE NEED MORE BOOBS!
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Title: Re: WTF OF ALL WTFs!!!
Post by: Shpritza on November 13, 2012, 03:47:04 pm
I don't know what rubbish they've been feeding you, but from where I am from, fast food is totally not tasteless.
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hahaha i lol'd big time  :D :D
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Post by: Grumpy_Nic on November 13, 2012, 03:53:16 pm
Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.

that really depends on the girl
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Post by: Shpritza on November 13, 2012, 04:01:10 pm
Oh I'm talking about the "real" porn sounds as well (those that are not after recorded), even the real sounds sound so fake. All those expressions and overly loud girls, that's so fucking fake if you know what real sex is like.
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ok, i agree, true
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Post by: Cepeshi on November 13, 2012, 04:23:31 pm
Did anyone actually check the link i sent?


PORN on youtube.

Now you seen it all!
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Post by: Tore on November 13, 2012, 04:27:38 pm
I know some NSFW video on youtube but i'm not posting it here, dont wanna get banned. :lol:
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Post by: Lannistark on November 13, 2012, 06:02:53 pm
omg this is hilarious. +1
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Post by: Tibe on November 13, 2012, 06:08:31 pm

More wierdass pornsounds made. God damn it, this is just too funny...... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Vibe was right. I dont want to watch porn anymore. Now I always think its probably some 2 skinny rednecks beating 2 beefstakes together. 
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Post by: IR_Kuoin on November 13, 2012, 07:17:47 pm
^ His assistant seem to have a very "godly" view of his master
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Post by: Shpritza on November 13, 2012, 07:20:55 pm


a hahaha ahahha, aaa hahahaha   :D   :D   :D   :mrgreen: :mrgreen: