Did not see this coming.We, however, did, which is partly why we did what we did.
Uhhhh ohhh, Everyone come to Revyadin quickly we can feast on sinister kittens and discus what it is you plan for tears. I suggest the guillotine.
We did.
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We did.
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Oh, and inb4 you guys get EU Coalition support, because despite what you say--it will happen. Calling it now!
“Stupid bastards.” Boss Awesome said with a smirk as he watched the approaching armies from the Ramparts of Tibault Castle. Off on the horizon he could make out green and grey banners swirling in the wind and the almost inaudible music of pipes and drums graced his ears with a haunting beauty. “They’re fucking celebrating.” He turned his head at the sound of clawed feet clicking up from behind.
“Mortemer!” Boss Awesome, said with the authority only found in a seasoned battle commander. “Get the skull, Mortemer!” The small, white and brown Corgi rushed off and grabbed a hollowed out skull from a nearby crate, returning and dropping it at his master’s feet. “Good boy, Mortemer!” He crooned. “Now, get my rum!” Mortemer soon returned, dragging a nearly full bottle of fine rum. Boss Awesome snatched up the rum and filled the skull to the brim. “Good boy!” He said, after taking a long swig. Mortemer adroitly hopped up onto the parapet and stared at the approaching armies with a low growl.
“I know, boy.” Boss Awesome said with a tired sigh. “There sure are a lot of them.” Mortemer barked angrily. “No, no. We’re not in any danger. We have enough arrows to kill every man, woman, and child in Caladria ten times over.” Mortemer gave another low growl. “The real problem will be getting rid of the bodies before we all end up with the damned plague or something.”
Where did Gleimary even get these +3 Deli Caps and +2 stones man, awesome.
"Where the fuck is Markplatz?!" Boss Awesome yelled, as he stormed out into courtyard of New Tibault Castle. "He was specifically assigned to guard duty!" A group of Fallen Brigade soldiers stared at him, wide eyed, but no one offered any suggestions. "If Markplatz isn't on guard duty then who is covering his shift?" He continued, snarling at the group with an accusatory stare. "Surely, someone must be..." Boss Awesome froze, and shot a terrified glance at the entrance to the Dungeon. "If Markplatz isn't...and no one's covering..." He took a slow step toward the Dungeon followed by another, and another at an increasingly quickening pace. "No one's guarding Blackzilla!!!!" With expert discipline, the group of soldier fell in behind Boss Awesome and they all broke into a run.
A rot iron cage hung by massive chains over a pit far below the surface. The bars were torn and bent, and the cage swung lazily back and forth over the black depths. Even Mortemer, the Fallen Brigade's ever vigiliant and blood thirsty watch Corgi, wimpered at the sight of the cage. Boss Awesome's knuckles went white as he clenched his fingers together.
"We'll need to search every inch of the dungeon. If we don't find him there then we move on to the sewers." Boss Awesome said, with grave honesty. "Organize search parties and stay together. Mortemer's with me. If you find him, call for back up. Don't try to take him down on your own." The soldiers quickly divided themselves into groups and took off down separate passageways. Only Boss Awesome and Mortemer remained. "C'mon Mortemer." He said, patting the small Corgi on the head as they walked off into a nearby tunnel. "Let's see what we can find."
Boss Awesome stopped dead in his tracks. Mortemer growled and soon began barking with uncontrollable rage. The smell of fart and semen assaulted the area so strongly that the air almost seemed to solidify. "Blackzilla..." Boss Awesome muttered, unslinging his bow. He ran the numbers in his head. The odds were not good. He had told his men to not engage and call for help, and yet here he was thinking he could slay the beast with a single arrow. Boss Awesome let the fear in, it was his only chance. He scooped up Mortemer and took off running at full speed.
I actually think Boss Awesome should do all the different clans story lines. Just jump in, see what's going on, and come up with one at random. Would spice the forums up quite a bit! +1 good sir, +1 indeed!
That might be fun, I am not sure about it though. It's easy to write what actually happens to Boss Awesome in game since I have first hand knowledge. However, using other people's characters as viewpoint characters would be a bit dishonest, since I don't know how they feel and what they have experienced.
“Get the skull, Mortemer!” The small, white and brown Corgi rushed off and grabbed a hollowed out skull from a nearby crate, returning and dropping it at his master’s feet. “Good boy, Mortemer!” He crooned. “Now, get my rum!” Mortemer soon returned, dragging a nearly full bottle of fine rum. Boss Awesome snatched up the rum and filled the skull to the brim. “Good boy!” He said, after taking a long swig.I VILL DRINK FRUM YOR SKULL!
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With no fog this time
With no fog this time
With no fog this time
You can always sign up for the next one Dynamike, we'd appreciate it ^^
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With no fog this time, things should be much better for our poor archers and men on the walls.
The territories of New Ayyike, New Tadsamesh and New Tilbaut Castle are to be removed from the possession of their bureaucratic burnt orange overlords.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginCongratulations Canary, Fallen hide in their castle and gave up.
Huh. We're out of things to attack, it would seem. I guess we're done here?
What the shit? I own a castle?
What the shit? I own a castle?
Huh. We're out of things to attack, it would seem. I guess we're done here?
Congratulations Canary, Fallen hide in their castle and gave up.If by give up you mean bored witless after slaughtering every would-be opponent against the ridiculously overpowered walls in a castle that actually makes money off of attacks and then dying of old age waiting for new opponents? Then yes, yes we did "give up" waiting for someone dumb enough to suicide attack again. We completed every objective we had in NA, thank you kindly.
I dunno man, maybe open up a medicinal bakery in New Dhirim.I agree 100% this is a marvelous idea.
I'm an idiot/me gives Kreczor a hug and a cookie.
For the best I say.(click to show/hide)
Where did Gleimary even get these +3 Deli Caps and +2 stones man, awesome.Err, I robbed a Party City, duh
"Send out the forward scouts, I don't want to get caught by surprise" said Gleimairy one early morning in a forest
2 hours later...
"Sir, sir, a large force of Chaos troops are within a weeks ride of Tilbout Castle and a days from us!" said a worthless scout, back from riding as a rear guard. " Gleimairy swears loudly, he realizes that he won't have any sleep that night. "Bring the scouts in, and lets set a position atop that hill. How large is the force Will?" "Looks like a million troops sir!" Gleimairy automatically assess that to be about 1000 troops. Meaning that will be a slaughter for his 200 troops with flimsy armor and peasant weapons.
The next day...
Gleimairy smirks, "Stupid fools, my men are better trained than they think. take out their commander Alfonso" Alfonso, son of Loki is the Brigades best assassin that they have to offer. He foolishly got himself captured after an attempt at Canary, the Chaos commanders life. He slipped on a piece of bacon that a servant girl dropped and stabbed the fool girl. He was captured shortly after. It was Gleimairy's job to free him and free him he did.
As Alfonso approached the commanders tent disguised as a messenger stabbed the two guards and entered, He shot a bolt at Boobery, and nailed him in the groin, but lived and stabbed him with a mighty great sword. Alfonso laughed and said " Look at your groin, and long live the brigade!" Those were his last words he every uttered. Booberry looked down, and saw a crudely drawn figure of Tears, flicking him off. "Lets ice these fools!" Yelled Boobery. and he pulls the bolt out of his groin, and faints.
At the Battle...
"Piss on those rocks and throw them!" Yelled Gleimairy as he cuts a soldiers arm off than thrusts him in the gut. "Why the heck should we piss on rocks!" Yelled a private just as he was brained by an ax. Gleimairy pisses on a rock, and beans Boobery in the face with it. He gets concussed, and has a strange yellowish liquid running down his head. "That was for the Brigade Mother Fu.." Yelled Gleimairy, but had to stop mid sentence because an enemy tried to slay him as he laughed, as the two fights dueled, one, with a pitch fork and the other with a sword the allies on both side stepped back, and watched them. As Gleimairy looked like he was going to lose, a soldier threw a piss covered rock, and hits Gleimairy's duelist in the arm, and that opened the window for Gleimairy to stab him through the throat. After that duel, both sides just stared at each other. Until the Chaos force realized that they had more than half of their force left, and they out number the Brigades force by more than 5-1.They then charged. This time, the Brigade was thrown back and as there were less than 20 troops left, the Brigade ran, and recovered rocks and peed on them. They then threw them in the air, and laughed as enemies were nailed with piss rocks. The laughter still on their face when an arrow storm hit and killed everyone. As the new commander walked over, she saw Gleimairy and said " Tell me what your strengths are and I may let you live." "Go to hell, FOR THE BRIGADE!" Gleimairy yells with all of his force and spits on her face, then laughs at her stupidity "I don't betray trust given in me, unlike you and your slimy friends." Those were his last words when Dark Karma smiles and runs him threw. While the troops cheer, Dark Karma finds a pee covered rock in her gauntlets and says "Pee covered rocks, these Brigade folks are weird."
What the fuck did I just read?AND WHY DID I READ THE WHOLE THING?