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Ivani4 is an Apple advertiser, playing cRPG with a magic mouse.
People who have twitter, #ivani4 and #blockisfortheweak are our new homes!
PS: btw, some people say Ivani4 just didn't bother to learn blocking, not like he intentionally doesn't block at all. That's why he sometimes uses downblock against hoplites or pikemen.
This is a russian translation special for Ivani4:Thank you kind sir!
Должно быть ты сильнейший человек в ЦРПГ. Физически и духовно. Ты сильно бьешь и принимаешь удары. Тебе похуй что думают о тебе остальные. Ты Иваныч!
Некоторые высмеивают твой уникальный стиль игры, но как же они ошибаются. Я тоже сначала ошибался, но теперь я тебя уважаю. Ты реальный мужик, блоки для слабых. У тебя своя игра и ты не следуешь за своей командой как баран. Я всегда наблюдаю за тобой и твоими сильными мускулами как только я вижу тебя на поле боя. Но когда я против тебя, я оставляю тебя в покое, потому что я грязный спамер и обычно убиваю тебя. Когда я в твоей команде, временами я стараюсь идти за тобой чтобы помочь и наблюдать за твоей игрой. Похоже что ты не очень любишь, когда за тобой следуют. По крайней мере то как ты смотришь, подозрительный взгляд, говорит об этом. Но я понимаю, ты одинокий волк. Я дам тебе сражаться в одиночку.
Недавно я увидел, как ты заблокировал пару ударов. Это обрадовало меня и опечалило сразу. Обрадовало, потому что ты сможешь выживать дольше и убивать больше людей своими сильными мускулами и большим топором. Но это не стиль Иваныча! Не будь таким же слабым как мы. Я сомневаюсь, что ты прочтешь это письмо, потому что когда я пытаюсь заговорить с тобой, ты отвечаешь: Учи русский. Я надеюсь что ты никогда не оставишь ствой стиль.
С любовью
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Small addition:
Ivani4 - is a reduction of Ivanovich, his middle name, and called like Ivanich.
What are Ivani4's favourite movies, I wonder?
Must be action movies, like Total Recall, The Terminator 1 & 2, Whatever movie Van Damme plays in, etc. Only great men watch great movies exclusively.
In Russia, great men watch movies of Ivani4
In soviet russia, movies watch you!
This soviet russia shit got old one day after the first memetic use
This is fucked up, I don't get the joke here.
No one can copy Ivani4's style! Don't try it. He's a professional russian :wink:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoUVeyaY_8&t=3m16s
http://battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/Professional_RussianNICE!
http://battlefield.wikia.com/wiki/Professional_Russian
when i was a nub i'd think cora(very active siege player,never seen him on battle) was a great player, and a girl also. just thinking of he's a girl made me happy that time. i should have written a letter like this to him that time. but later when i started to become a veteran i asked him "are u a fat or skinny nerdling ?" he answered "fat". it all came down. i said to myself "it was just too good to be true !". fucking cora looking like cora and also not male or hermaphrodite ... this could not happen... and it didnt happen too... so i think ivani is just a little sad russian kid with osteoclasis.Lies and slander!
I thank for good words, but the embittered and envious people should transfer treatment in psychiatry as game already destroys their brain. Don't lose sense of humour! The smile will make this game more attractive. Hatred and false commitment to principles - kill game. It is not necessary to become loyal, it is enough to have a good time! Forgive for very bad language of England, but I really respect you :)
I thank for good words, but the embittered and envious people should transfer treatment in psychiatry as game already destroys their brain. Don't lose sense of humour! The smile will make this game more attractive. Hatred and false commitment to principles - kill game. It is not necessary to become loyal, it is enough to have a good time! Forgive for very bad language of England, but I really respect you :)
I thank for good words, but the embittered and envious people should transfer treatment in psychiatry as game already destroys their brain. Don't lose sense of humour! The smile will make this game more attractive. Hatred and false commitment to principles - kill game. It is not necessary to become loyal, it is enough to have a good time! Forgive for very bad language of England, but I really respect you :)
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The tale of Ivani4.
It is rumoured that Ivani4 was once a boy of many words, young and full of glee. It is said that one day, young Ivani4 went North of the wall with only a visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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, with no words and a singular mission. As Ivani4 entered his once beloved home the cries of his loved ones were heard "Ivani4 you are alive!". Ivani4 gave not a single fuck, as he brushed his loved ones aside and made his way to his chambers.
He firmly shut the door, turning the key to seal the bond. "There is no going back. No mercy" he thought in Russian. He made his way over to his computer and stared down at his mouse, steadily he removed the right click button of the mouse. He knew full well the ferocity he was about to unleash upon the cRPG community and this ferocity had one name; Ivani4. He swiftly double clicked the cRPG launcher. Ivani4 refreshed the server list, a singular bead of sweat began to trickle down his forehead along the shaft of his nose.
"EU_cRPG_1_new" it read.
The story of how ivani4 made the tough decision of removing his right mouse button. But why did he do this?
We can all but wonder, for such is the nature of legends.
Ivani4 has no infamy. Anyone giving him a minus will endure the most horrifying torture known to man, for sure. Ivani4 is above us all, a true god gracing the earth.Berenger...
I can't decide if he is an ass or just plain ol' stupid
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I did it to make sure he won't turn into that guy Marco who asked for autoblocker and got 200+ renown.
Faker and got so much renown and then left.
Also i can't manual block either
You must be the strongest man in cRPG. Physically and mentally. You hit hard and takes hits. You don't care about what others think you. You are Ivani4.
Some people laugh at your unique playstyle, but how wrong they can be. I used to laugh too, but now I only respect you. You are a true man, blocking is for weaklings. Also you walk your own path and don't follow your team like a sheep. I always watch you and your strong muscles every time I spot you on the battlefield. But when I'm your enemy, I leave you alone, because I'm a filthy spammer, and I used to kill you often. When I am your teammate, I sometimes try to follow you in order to help you and watch you playing. It seems that you don't like being followed. At least the way you look at me, glances with suspicion, implys that. But I get it, you are a lonely wolf. I'll let you fight alone.
Lately I have seen you block some hits. That makes me both happy and sad. Happy because you now can survive longer and you can kill more people with your strong muscles and big axe. But that is not Ivani4 style! Don't get as weak as the rest of us. I doubt you will read this letter, because when I try to talk to you, you answer: lern russian. I still hope that you never give up you style.
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I couched Ivani4 today. It was in the heat of battle. I saw that someone strong was flanking my team and getting my archers. I didn't hesitate. I knew what I had to do so I put my lance into a couching position and rode my Arabian warhorse with the speed of thousand coursers. The man disappeared from my sights. I still had the lance ready as I rallied around the corner... Then I saw my target again and a mighty roar of dying Ivani4 echoed back from the mountains a split second later. I'm so sorry my friend but I had to do it. Didn't have the time to look who it was. May the Nordic gods be with you. Hunt archers and kill. You are a good man.
-Son Of Odin
I thank for good words, but the embittered and envious people should transfer treatment in psychiatry as game already destroys their brain. Don't lose sense of humour! The smile will make this game more attractive. Hatred and false commitment to principles - kill game. It is not necessary to become loyal, it is enough to have a good time! Forgive for very bad language of England, but I really respect you :)a god among men.
No Valhall for you, killing Ivani4 :(
I couched Ivani4 today. It was in the heat of battle. I saw that someone strong was flanking my team and getting my archers. I didn't hesitate. I knew what I had to do so I put my lance into a couching position and rode my Arabian warhorse with the speed of thousand coursers. The man disappeared from my sights. I still had the lance ready as I rallied around the corner... Then I saw my target again and a mighty roar of dying Ivani4 echoed back from the mountains a split second later. I'm so sorry my friend but I had to do it. Didn't have the time to look who it was. May the Nordic gods be with you. Hunt archers and kill. You are a good man.
-Son Of Odin
The nicknames of people I kill always pop in my head the moment I kill them. For some reason I can't seem to forget the associations between equipment sets and nicknames. Of course it's quite confusing when I kill a DGSKVWMH (Danish Greatsword Kuyak Vaegir War Mask Hero).
http://www.lavaplace.com/gnjus/ :wink:
The nicknames of people I kill always pop in my head the moment I kill them. For some reason I can't seem to forget the associations between equipment sets and nicknames. Of course it's quite confusing when I kill a DGSKVWMH (Danish Greatsword Kuyak Vaegir War Mask Hero).
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So I might be a little late on this, but I think I found out where Ivani4 gets his name from. Check this link out. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivan_the_Terrible)
As you can see, Ivan IV Vasilyevich also known as Ivan the Terrible was a badass Russian Tzar.. I think Ivani4's name is a playoff.
Ivan IV -> Ivaniv -> Ivani4
Ivani could you be anymore badass?
Okay, since we're talking about Russia, here's some awesome video about this country :D