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Off Topic => Spam => Topic started by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 10:12:06 am

Title: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 10:12:06 am
Quote from: Christo on June 21, 2012, 01:41:22 am
Last Winter, at around January/February, I decided that I am just way too overweight, and I'll have to change it as soon as possible.

I am not really a tall guy, about 170 centimeters tall, quite normal I'd say.
Now, My weight was 103 kilos. You could expect how living like that feels. You suck at everything, stuff like that.

I remembered how much I used to run like.. five years ago. I did 3 km runs without stopping, and I wanted to do the same again. It was so demoralizing to see that I couldn't run/jog for more than 30 seconds without almost dropping.

Back when you were younger some Guild Wars developer/modeler probably spotted you somewhere in Hungary since they've made a whole new race based on your real life appearance (before you lost weight):

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Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Christo on July 27, 2012, 10:34:05 am
What the hell is that, a morbidly obese dolphin?

:lol:
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 10:52:09 am
This why Gay Wars 2 gonna suck!
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: djavo on July 27, 2012, 10:55:31 am
Hello
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 11:00:27 am
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 27, 2012, 10:52:09 am
This why Gay Wars 2 gonna suck!

I'm willing to bet that you'll buy it sooner or later, being an all-american-bundle of sticks-Hero and all that.
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 11:51:55 am
Quote from: Christo on July 27, 2012, 10:34:05 am
What the hell is that, a morbidly obese dolphin?

:lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBOLW-jmCjE&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 27, 2012, 01:16:06 pm
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Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 01:54:35 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 11:00:27 am
I'm willing to bet that you'll buy it sooner or later, being an all-american-bundle of sticks-Hero and all that.

Nah, i'm sick and tired of these fantasy medieval-ish MMO's nowadays. Only future MMORPGs i would buy would have to be a really good Mafia MMORPG, a fallout MMORPG or any other reality-ish based MMOs.

Inb4 Gnjuspalm even though you should do it against urself considering you like stuff like this.

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Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 02:16:32 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 27, 2012, 01:54:35 pm
Nah, i'm sick and tired of these fantasy medieval-ish MMO's nowadays. Only future MMORPGs i would buy would have to be a really good Mafia MMORPG, a fallout MMORPG or any other reality-ish based MMOs.

Inb4 Gnjuspalm even though you should do it against urself considering you like stuff like this.

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You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based. Maybe its not a classic MMO but everything else fits so don't you paste some fancy dressed midgets screen to me, mister.  :wink:
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Leshma on July 27, 2012, 02:48:51 pm
cRPG has nothing to do with Guild Wars, WoW and other MMORPG crap.
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 27, 2012, 03:21:40 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 02:16:32 pm
You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based.
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Gnjuspalm for Gnjus for taking that shit out of context and liking midgets and obese whales.
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 03:43:08 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 02:16:32 pm
You're a member of this community, right ? You've played this game a lot, right ? That means that you like fantasy medieval-ish stuff yourself as well cause cRPG is all but reality-ish based. Maybe its not a classic MMO but everything else fits so don't you paste some fancy dressed midgets screen to me, mister.  :wink:

Tbh i loved CRPG for what it used to be. Weird that i'm still playing it. But i loved the toony weapons such as Lance of Compensation, Looney Toons Axe, Boulder on a Stick, Ladderpulting, Ladders to heaven, and such.

But also cavalry combat. But in any case. There's no elfs here. No imaginary races here. There's imaginary countries but not races. They're human.

No big ass 2000000m black swords, no gnomes, no dwarfs none of that shit. And most importantly. THERE'S NO MAGIC.


But the shitty thing is most MMO's follow that same  old boring formula with their MMO's. I.e using a fantasy-medieval-ish setting with hotkey button mashing combat.

None of them wants to be innovative when it comes to MMORPGs. And when they are they get trashed to hell or the game slowly dies and becomes a F2P because it's not enough LARP friendly for those fucks.


Now GW2 might be innovative for the fantasy-medieval-ish ''genre'' but it sure as hell aint bringing anything new to the table for the MMORPG genre at whole.



TL;DR version: GW2 will suck
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 04:11:29 pm
Quote from: Leshma on July 27, 2012, 02:48:51 pm
cRPG has nothing to do with Guild Wars, WoW and other MMORPG crap.

It has more similarities then you're ready to admit.


Quote from: Zlisch_The_Butcher on July 27, 2012, 03:21:40 pm
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Gnjuspalm for Gnjus for taking that shit out of context and liking midgets and obese whales.

Nothing wrong with whales & midgets.


Quote from: CountBerenger on July 27, 2012, 03:43:08 pm
There's no elfs here. No imaginary races here. There's imaginary countries but not races. They're human.

No big ass 2000000m black swords, no gnomes, no dwarfs none of that shit. And most importantly. THERE'S NO MAGIC.

So fucking what ? It doesn't take dwarves, elves & magic to have a fantasy game. cRPG has Russian, Poles & abusing devs instead. Also it has a community filled with retards who keep saying that "balance is more important then realism", as if the doctor slapped their head instead of their arse when they were born so now they cry throughout their life while they should've stopped a few minutes after their unfortunate birth.
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: djavo on July 27, 2012, 04:18:36 pm
Making friends Gnjus?
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 04:42:05 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 04:11:29 pm
It has more similarities then you're ready to admit.


Nothing wrong with whales & midgets.


So fucking what ? It doesn't take dwarves, elves & magic to have a fantasy game. cRPG has Russian, Poles & abusing devs instead. Also it has a community filled with retards who keep saying that "balance is more important then realism", as if the doctor slapped their head instead of their arse when they were born so now they cry throughout their life while they should've stopped a few minutes after their unfortunate birth.

Lol that's the community. Not part of the game. And join NA serv instead. Much better here.No XNXNXNXNXN kids or asskissing devs (atleast not as many as EU serv got). Much better at the ''other side''.


But in any case. I will keep disliking fantasy shit in MMOs.
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 05:09:11 pm
Quote from: CountBerenger on July 27, 2012, 04:42:05 pm
Lol that's the community. Not part of the game.

Did you ever even play cRPG ? Or you're here just for the trolling ?  Do i really need to start listing all the fantasy crap in this game and add the comments we get when we try to propose moving in the realistic direction ? I'm certain you read suggestion & balance threads as well. :wink:

For me this game is fantasy and will remain so until someone comes in and says "Ok now its enough with this crap, yes Its Calradia but its more then obvious its based on Human history with only names of factions twisted and yes, we'll balance items as they should be looking in reality instead of changing their stats according to the forum whiners who get owned because they cant use what little brains they have so they blame "balance" for their defeats".
Balance by Realism Berenger, I believe its possible but it's still not happening because the lobbyism from the other side is too strong. This game is supposed to be based on teamwork just like it used to be in medieval times. Weapons they used were anything but "balanced" but every weapon has its purpose and when it was used in a proper way supported by teamwork everything was just fine. cRPG's biggest problem is that there is too many duelers who just want to be able to solo everything and games is based on them. A guy with a 2handed sword going solo to the battlefield wouldn't last more then 30 seconds while in cRPG he can do wonders - dismount and kill cavalry charging at him, avoid them, avoid projectiles, hit shielders through their block, swing faster then smaller weapons, etc, etc AND above all that - take 5 arrows to the chest and two additional swings from a cut weapon before slicing his opponent down (yes, we could make such list for any other class as well). For me that's fantasy (tho i don't really blame anyone, engines limitations are something that devs of this mod cannot influence, tho they should maybe thrive to at least remove the unrealistic stuff they can, no matter the balance).


P.S. Just to edit my post before further misunderstanding: I'm not trying to say that cRPG is the same kind of fantasy like any other MMORPG cause its obviously not but I'm sick of people rejecting good propositions with same poor excuse over and over: "Fuck realism, this is Calradia not Earth" while on the other hand they say this is a "realistic game" when it suits them. How convenient.  :wink:
Title: Re: Hey Christo
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on July 27, 2012, 06:30:52 pm
Quote from: Gnjus on July 27, 2012, 05:09:11 pm
Or you're here just for the trolling ?

at last you've realized it  8-)