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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Morty on June 23, 2012, 09:16:44 pm
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Classic 5, 7, 5 format, show us what you got; I'll get it started:
Alive at the end
Bumping, evading, missing
Mounted Archery
Better than myself
Footwork, feinting, striking true
My armor still wins
I cannot adapt
Your movements confuse my wits
Glad I have a shield
I have him running
Nowhere to go, he turns, shoots
Mortymor tricked me
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weeaboo my old friends incoming.
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Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish
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Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish
Well done, dude! Did your parents make sure you became a stupid troll asshole or did you work on it yourself?
Who's a weeaboo by the way? I'm a crossbowman hybrid. Get it right, dicksmack. :D
Fuck this weaboo crossbowman
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish I have a boner
FTFY :wink:
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See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind
Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine
I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now
Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face
Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied
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I spawn too late
Get raped by 23 horsefuckers
GTX
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See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind
Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine
I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now
Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face
Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied
Lemmy, you Creep! :mrgreen:
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He's coming at you
Danish great, loomed heavy plate
butt sex is awesome
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Cavalry charging
Turn speed been nerfed, stab too slow
Lance hits home, dead man
Archers shooting me
No shield, nor meat to beat thee
Archers run again
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This mod has been dead
Cav O.P need nerf now thanks
Why has no one quit?
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Shield is raised high
Arrow pierces the eye
Damn buckler
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I spawn too late
Get raped by FAKKIN SPAWN RAPER GAY KHANS
GTX
THİS
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Steel shines shortly
Horse already far away
Falling dead leaves
Arrows strike fear
Other side in terror
Me loving this wall
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Wow. 5, 7, 5. What the fuck is so hard?
What the fuck is hard
About counting syllables
I have a boner
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Some people can't count
Uneducated they are
Froto is smartest
I did it?
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I did it?
line 5 : Error : lacking two syllabes after '?'
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I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game
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The game pleases me
It is therefore perfect
Others are whiners
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I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game
Game harder with nerf
Whine because can't adjust play
Cried on the forums
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The funny thing is I don't even use spin stabs. But do go on making baseless assumptions.
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cRPG forum getting to a poetry slam board?
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Some of the longer
wax upon unending rant
miss the fucking point
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one shot from 2 hand,
Two from everything else
I die for your fun
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We are the best clan
ATS is the bestz0rz
ATS autoblocks
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All of you bundle of stickss
Shitty lancer cav pussies
Come here and blow me
Magical.
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Daily NA Thread
Full of dumb drama
chadz is pro-euro
2h is op
Polearm is almost as bad
Sorry other guys
Haikus are some fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
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Running at archer
Wiggling like spastic phaggot
Patience, my dear axe
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Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?
Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.
Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.
Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.
Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.
What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!
Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!
Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.
Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.
I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.
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Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?
Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.
Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.
Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.
Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.
What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!
Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!
Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.
Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.
I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.
Nice! All correct and creative! 8-)
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I stab you in face
With my plus three sword of doom
You die, then end, sir.