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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: Morty on June 23, 2012, 09:16:44 pm

Title: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Morty on June 23, 2012, 09:16:44 pm
Classic 5, 7, 5 format, show us what you got; I'll get it started:




Alive at the end
Bumping, evading, missing
Mounted Archery


Better than myself
Footwork, feinting, striking true
My armor still wins


I cannot adapt
Your movements confuse my wits
Glad I have a shield


I have him running
Nowhere to go, he turns, shoots
Mortymor tricked me
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Baggy on June 23, 2012, 09:18:05 pm
weeaboo my old friends incoming.
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Magikarp on June 23, 2012, 09:20:40 pm
Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Morty on June 23, 2012, 09:28:11 pm
Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish

Well done, dude! Did your parents make sure you became a stupid troll asshole or did you work on it yourself?

Who's a weeaboo by the way? I'm a crossbowman hybrid. Get it right, dicksmack.  :D

Fuck this weaboo crossbowman
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish I have a boner

FTFY  :wink:
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on June 23, 2012, 09:55:43 pm
See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind

Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine

I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now

Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face

Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Joker86 on June 23, 2012, 10:00:54 pm
I spawn too late
Get raped by 23 horsefuckers
GTX
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Morty on June 23, 2012, 10:02:16 pm
See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind

Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine

I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now

Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face

Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied

Lemmy, you Creep!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: engurrand on June 23, 2012, 10:25:43 pm
He's coming at you
Danish great, loomed heavy plate
butt sex is awesome
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on June 23, 2012, 10:41:00 pm
Cavalry charging
Turn speed been nerfed, stab too slow
Lance hits home, dead man

Archers shooting me
No shield, nor meat to beat thee
Archers run again
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: SeQuel on June 23, 2012, 10:41:59 pm
This mod has been dead
Cav O.P need nerf now thanks
Why has no one quit?
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: SirCymro_Crusader on June 23, 2012, 10:44:07 pm
.
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Nazurdin on June 23, 2012, 11:15:18 pm
Shield is raised high
Arrow pierces the eye
Damn buckler
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Tonyukuk on June 23, 2012, 11:18:45 pm
I spawn too late
Get raped by FAKKIN SPAWN RAPER GAY KHANS
GTX


THİS
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Kafein on June 23, 2012, 11:23:09 pm
Steel shines shortly
Horse already far away
Falling dead leaves

Arrows strike fear
Other side in terror
Me loving this wall
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Morty on June 24, 2012, 01:02:52 am
Wow. 5, 7, 5. What the fuck is so hard?

What the fuck is hard
About counting syllables
I have a boner
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Froto_the_Loc on June 24, 2012, 01:34:09 am
Some people can't count
Uneducated they are
Froto is smartest

I did it?
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Kafein on June 24, 2012, 01:38:31 am
I did it?

line 5 : Error : lacking two syllabes after '?'
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Swaggart on June 24, 2012, 01:39:40 am
I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Kafein on June 24, 2012, 01:49:30 am
The game pleases me
It is therefore perfect
Others are whiners
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: bilwit on June 24, 2012, 01:52:07 am
I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game

Game harder with nerf
Whine because can't adjust play
Cried on the forums
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Swaggart on June 24, 2012, 02:10:42 am
The funny thing is I don't even use spin stabs. But do go on making baseless assumptions.
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Prinz_Karl on June 24, 2012, 02:11:27 am
cRPG forum getting to a poetry slam board?
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Zisa on June 24, 2012, 03:56:34 am
Some of the longer
wax upon unending rant
miss the fucking point
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Bryggan on June 24, 2012, 04:22:03 am
one shot from 2 hand,
Two from everything else
I die for your fun
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Miley on June 24, 2012, 04:32:28 am
We are the best clan
ATS is the bestz0rz
ATS autoblocks
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Stylin_ATS on June 24, 2012, 09:42:29 am
All of you bundle of stickss
Shitty lancer cav pussies
Come here and blow me

Magical.
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on June 25, 2012, 06:07:14 am
Daily NA Thread
Full of dumb drama
chadz is pro-euro

2h is op
Polearm is almost as bad
Sorry other guys

Haikus are some fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: brianr1989 on June 27, 2012, 12:00:42 pm
Running at archer
Wiggling like spastic phaggot
Patience, my dear axe
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Ptolemy on June 27, 2012, 01:08:34 pm
Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?

Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.

Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.

Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.

Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.

What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!

Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!

Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.

Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.

I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Morty on July 03, 2012, 06:47:47 am
Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?

Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.

Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.

Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.

Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.

What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!

Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!

Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.

Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.

I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.


Nice! All correct and creative!  8-)
Title: Re: cRPG Haikus
Post by: Bobthehero on July 03, 2012, 07:05:01 am
I stab you in face
With my plus three sword of doom
You die, then end, sir.