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Offline Morty

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cRPG Haikus
« on: June 23, 2012, 09:16:44 pm »
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Classic 5, 7, 5 format, show us what you got; I'll get it started:




Alive at the end
Bumping, evading, missing
Mounted Archery


Better than myself
Footwork, feinting, striking true
My armor still wins


I cannot adapt
Your movements confuse my wits
Glad I have a shield


I have him running
Nowhere to go, he turns, shoots
Mortymor tricked me
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2012, 09:18:05 pm »
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weeaboo my old friends incoming.
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2012, 09:20:40 pm »
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Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2012, 09:28:11 pm »
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Quote from: Magikarp on June 23, 2012, 09:20:40 pm
Fuck this weaboo
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish

Well done, dude! Did your parents make sure you became a stupid troll asshole or did you work on it yourself?

Who's a weeaboo by the way? I'm a crossbowman hybrid. Get it right, dicksmack.  :D

Quote from: Magikarp on June 23, 2012, 09:20:40 pm
Fuck this weaboo crossbowman
Fuck him and his stupid post
Fish fish fish fish fish I have a boner

FTFY  :wink:
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2012, 09:55:43 pm »
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See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind

Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine

I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now

Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face

Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2012, 10:00:54 pm »
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I spawn too late
Get raped by 23 horsefuckers
GTX
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Quote from: cmpxchg8b on May 08, 2013, 04:21:55 pm
Joker makes a very good point.
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2012, 10:02:16 pm »
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Quote from: Lemmy_Winks on June 23, 2012, 09:55:43 pm
See an Archer Noob
Steer horse In his Direction
Coming From Behind

Morningstar Raised up
My horse's Penis is Erect
Therefore so is mine

I get closer Yet
Butt Fucker Bronco Charges
The time has come Now

Crash into the noob
Before the noob hit the ground
My Star hit his face

Brains on the red Ground
Man and horse semen as well
We are satisfied

Lemmy, you Creep!  :mrgreen:
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2012, 10:25:43 pm »
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He's coming at you
Danish great, loomed heavy plate
butt sex is awesome
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2012, 10:41:00 pm »
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Cavalry charging
Turn speed been nerfed, stab too slow
Lance hits home, dead man

Archers shooting me
No shield, nor meat to beat thee
Archers run again
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2012, 10:41:59 pm »
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This mod has been dead
Cav O.P need nerf now thanks
Why has no one quit?
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2012, 10:44:07 pm »
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« Last Edit: March 09, 2023, 07:30:04 pm by SirCymro_Crusader »
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2012, 11:15:18 pm »
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Shield is raised high
Arrow pierces the eye
Damn buckler
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2012, 11:18:45 pm »
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Quote from: Joker86 on June 23, 2012, 10:00:54 pm
I spawn too late
Get raped by FAKKIN SPAWN RAPER GAY KHANS
GTX

THİS
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2012, 11:23:09 pm »
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Steel shines shortly
Horse already far away
Falling dead leaves

Arrows strike fear
Other side in terror
Me loving this wall
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 11:26:57 pm by Kafein »
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2012, 01:02:52 am »
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Wow. 5, 7, 5. What the fuck is so hard?

What the fuck is hard
About counting syllables
I have a boner
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