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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2012, 01:34:09 am »
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Some people can't count
Uneducated they are
Froto is smartest

I did it?
Hooray for customization and hybridization!
Down with monotonous pure classes!

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2012, 01:38:31 am »
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I did it?

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2012, 01:39:40 am »
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I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2012, 01:49:30 am »
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The game pleases me
It is therefore perfect
Others are whiners

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2012, 01:52:07 am »
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I cannot hold down block
Spinstab kills me to my shock
I must change the game

Game harder with nerf
Whine because can't adjust play
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2012, 02:10:42 am »
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The funny thing is I don't even use spin stabs. But do go on making baseless assumptions.

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2012, 02:11:27 am »
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cRPG forum getting to a poetry slam board?

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #22 on: June 24, 2012, 03:56:34 am »
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Some of the longer
wax upon unending rant
miss the fucking point
Alas nodachi
remembers glorious spring
a tin can's hatchet.
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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #23 on: June 24, 2012, 04:22:03 am »
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one shot from 2 hand,
Two from everything else
I die for your fun

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2012, 04:32:28 am »
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We are the best clan
ATS is the bestz0rz
ATS autoblocks

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2012, 09:42:29 am »
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All of you bundle of stickss
Shitty lancer cav pussies
Come here and blow me

Magical.

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2012, 06:07:14 am »
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Daily NA Thread
Full of dumb drama
chadz is pro-euro

2h is op
Polearm is almost as bad
Sorry other guys

Haikus are some fun
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2012, 12:00:42 pm »
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Running at archer
Wiggling like spastic phaggot
Patience, my dear axe

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2012, 01:08:34 pm »
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Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?

Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.

Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.

Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.

Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.

What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!

Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!

Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.

Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.

I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2012, 01:28:59 pm by Ptolemy »

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Re: cRPG Haikus
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2012, 06:47:47 am »
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Dirty ninja bitch,
He stabbed me right in the back,
Where is the damn cav?

Damn, headshot again,
Fuck this lack of head armour,
Waiting for next round.

Cavalry sucks ass,
Why you no love the Palfrey,
He is awesome, yo.

Two hand is OP,
What the fuck was chadz thinking?
Buff everything else.

Whine, QQ, boohoo,
Everyone is OP bro,
Going back to WoW.

What the fuck rage ball?
You can not be serious,
Ball was on the line!

Admins use speed hacks,
What the fuck is this shit man,
I will report you!

Fear me, the peasant.
I will launch my mighty stone,
Right between your eyes.

Heh, Jesus dildo,
Flying through the air at me,
Fucking hell that hurt.

I wrote ten poems,
More fun than crpg,
The mod is now dead.


Nice! All correct and creative!  8-)