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Title: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Andy on May 23, 2012, 11:41:07 pm
     There are some men out there that know so much about sheilds that their shields not only never break, but they are healed on impact.
     There was once a man who could run so quickly that he could couch a lance on foot.
     Once, long ago, there was a man who knew so much about powerful striking that he could crush a man's skull in (through is helmet) with his bare hands.

These are the legends of c-RPG.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Bulzur on May 23, 2012, 11:49:39 pm
what is this, i don't even
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Kafein on May 23, 2012, 11:49:51 pm
You forgot about those that had 50% success rates on headshots at 800 meters with bows. But that's history.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Cosmos_Shielder on May 23, 2012, 11:52:25 pm
     There are some men out there that know so much about sheilds that their shields not only never break, but they are healed on impact.
     There was once a man who could run so quickly that he could couch a lance on foot.
     Once, long ago, there was a man who knew so much about powerful striking that he could crush a man's skull in (through is helmet) with his bare hands.

These are the legends of c-RPG.
1st one ) Kinngrimm : he got nearly 11 shield.
2nd : maybe Slicky Ricky?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Momo on May 23, 2012, 11:55:18 pm
A Cat.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: LordBerenger on May 24, 2012, 12:00:39 am
Figure this one out. (True story btw)

There once was this legend who could lolstab and warp in time and space whilst doing it.

Who was he?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Leshma on May 24, 2012, 12:26:16 am
Berenger once killed me, true story :D
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Post by: Kajia on May 24, 2012, 12:34:00 am
there was once a guy who raged until his head exploded.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tanken on May 24, 2012, 12:42:00 am
Figure this one out. (True story btw)

There once was this legend who could lolstab and warp in time and space whilst doing it.

Who was he?

I'ma go ahead and nominate myself.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Ronin on May 24, 2012, 12:43:16 am
I am a legend.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Herkkutatti on May 24, 2012, 12:43:44 am
Quote
Once, long ago, there was a man who knew so much about powerful striking that he could crush a man's skull in (through is helmet) with his bare hands.
I am still here
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Adamar on May 24, 2012, 01:05:26 am
There was once a man who could move his little buckler around so quickly and with such skill, that he could catch every single arrow aimed at him.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Rainbow on May 24, 2012, 01:12:26 am
I like this thread
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Burr1ck on May 24, 2012, 01:33:54 am
There was once a man who thought he was soo good at archery that he claimed himself as "the best archer in Europe".
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Le_Banquier on May 24, 2012, 01:52:47 am
blackbow?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Peasant_Woman on May 24, 2012, 02:20:43 am
ooh, let me try!

There was once a man who rode his horse fast and lanced people while they were fighting.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Andy on May 24, 2012, 05:16:13 am
ooh, let me try!

There was once a man who rode his horse fast and lanced people while they were fighting.
Ahh, yeah, yeah. I think I saw him a long time ago too.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: haxKingdom on May 24, 2012, 05:22:59 am
there once was a man who used the perfect shielder/archer build of 21/15 and haxored all the kingdoms
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: [ptx] on May 24, 2012, 07:45:58 am
There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Rebelyell on May 24, 2012, 09:17:33 am
Old Appe with bulder on the stick, FULL black plate and sniper xbow with 110dmag
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: LordBerenger on May 24, 2012, 09:20:25 am
There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.

Goretooth?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Arathian on May 24, 2012, 09:45:42 am
Goretooth?

that would be me.

Spammer pride world wide.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Kastu on May 24, 2012, 04:41:04 pm
There was a man who was fastest in plate armor and could stare a man to death.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Chris_P_Bacon on May 24, 2012, 04:44:20 pm
Goretooth?
That's what I thought, but of course they wouldn't know of him.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Teeth on May 24, 2012, 04:54:39 pm
There was once a man in heavy armor with lots of strength and durability, who did naught but attack ceaselessly.
Ivani4?

There was once a man who's horse alone got more kills than the rest of the team combined on some days.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Black Wind on May 24, 2012, 04:59:56 pm
These 'legends' are just a part of being a PK.

Now, allow me to elabortate on the 'why'.

The typical PK alt (UAM, United African Militia) has two legs, but being hung like the Africanus Nappaharis. With this extra length, we use our abnormal apprmdage to propel us into 13 ath builds. wielding fearsome pitchforks, and shortened spears, although many of the members like to keep it "OG" and use knives.

Now, power strike. I'm not sure if you're aware, but here in PK, we powerlift at an olympic standard, and all have a very applicable knowledge of pounding meat into a pulp. This is also the reason why we seldom die in NA servers, the friction between our latissimus dorsi and our tricep rubs, creating friction, thus altering our ability to block in the small window of time we have.

Note: This is a rare event, as we are still, that much better than all of you.

It is because of our professsionally built and toned bodies, and chiseled abdominals, that we are the beasts that you are forced to tolerate every now and then. (although our killer abs are hidden under our big boned chests)

My bicep is so huge, it doesn't even flop down anymore.

My clicking fingers are so muscular and wide, I get blisters from clicking.

I am that dedicated to warband, I get bedsores from each and every sitting.


Check-fuckin'-mate fellas.

Legend out.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 24, 2012, 05:06:42 pm
lats and triceps rubbing? doing it wrong
that would require you to be in an externally rotated shoulder position. That's an interestingly bad posture to play games in.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Black Wind on May 24, 2012, 05:07:51 pm
lats and triceps rubbing? doing it wrong
that would require you to be in an externally rotated shoulder position. That's an interestingly bad posture.

Nah, our bodies are just that huge.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 24, 2012, 05:15:25 pm
Nah, our bodies are just that huge.
No. That would require your triceps to be larger than your other brachial muscles, or an externally rotated shoulder. an imbalance or an odd posture.
In neutral position, even on body builders... biceps and triceps will have equal touching with lats.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Black Wind on May 24, 2012, 05:17:47 pm
No. That would require your triceps to be larger than your other brachial muscles, or an externally rotated shoulder. an imbalance or an odd posture.
In neutral position, even on body builders... biceps and triceps will have equal touching with lats.

Listen punk. My muscles are huge. Stop trying to patronize me on the internet, because I get all the vigina I want!
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 24, 2012, 05:21:17 pm
These 'legends' are just a part of being a PK.

Now, allow me to elabortate on the 'why'.

The typical PK alt (UAM, United African Militia) has two legs, but being hung like the Africanus Nappaharis. With this extra length, we use our abnormal apprmdage to propel us into 13 ath builds. wielding fearsome pitchforks, and shortened spears, although many of the members like to keep it "OG" and use knives.

Now, power strike. I'm not sure if you're aware, but here in PK, we powerlift at an olympic standard, and all have a very applicable knowledge of pounding meat into a pulp. This is also the reason why we seldom die in NA servers, the friction between our latissimus dorsi and our tricep rubs, creating friction, thus altering our ability to block in the small window of time we have.

Note: This is a rare event, as we are still, that much better than all of you.

It is because of our professsionally built and toned bodies, and chiseled abdominals, that we are the beasts that you are forced to tolerate every now and then. (although our killer abs are hidden under our big boned chests)

My bicep is so huge, it doesn't even flop down anymore.

My clicking fingers are so muscular and wide, I get blisters from clicking.

I am that dedicated to warband, I get bedsores from each and every sitting.


Check-fuckin'-mate fellas.

Legend out.

You know I use to think you were the most egotistical bastard to roam these forums, and despised you, but I'm not gonna lie, your posts get better and better. So much lulz. Serious or not, thank you for the laughs.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Cyclopsided on May 24, 2012, 05:28:07 pm
Listen punk. My muscles are huge. Stop trying to patronize me on the internet, because I get all the vigina I want!
fuark your huge brah my bad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUVMbHQSQ0
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Pounder on May 24, 2012, 05:29:08 pm
Black Wind you piece of dirt let me pound your ass already.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Black Wind on May 24, 2012, 05:34:19 pm
Black Wind you piece of dirt let me pound your ass already.

Lost my shit
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tiberias on May 24, 2012, 05:36:27 pm
BlueberryMuffin ?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Kafein on May 24, 2012, 05:43:39 pm
Black Wind's posts only are funny because his avatar can seem like he is patronizing if you don't look closely.

There was once a man that could fly with a pike in the morning, cut you in half with a scimitar at noon and put an arrow between your eyes in the evening.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Black Wind on May 24, 2012, 05:44:28 pm
fuark your huge brah my bad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUVMbHQSQ0

Cute link.

Check the one in my sig to see how gods play warband.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Pounder on May 24, 2012, 05:48:02 pm
Black Wind's posts only are funny because his avatar can seem like he is patronizing if you don't look closely.

There was once a man that could fly with a pike in the morning, cut you in half with a scimitar at noon and put an arrow between your eyes in the evening.

3 kills a day...sounds pretty shitty to me.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Kafein on May 24, 2012, 05:49:37 pm
3 kills a day...sounds pretty shitty to me.

That was so funny I couldn't manage to stay silent.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Torost on May 24, 2012, 07:04:59 pm
Once there was an amazing archer, if you could see him,it meant you were in real danger. Since he then could shoot you.
His nick was Ptah. Extremly accurate, extremly deadly. Dunno if he is still playing under another nick.

Other legendary archer was 22nd_Duke_Vincenzo, never missing longrange headshotts uberarcher and later found to be cheater :)
First cRPG cheater I can remember atleast. Was quite a stirr.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Leshma on May 24, 2012, 09:59:37 pm
There was once a man who's horse alone got more kills than the rest of the team combined on some days.

Good old New_Player_Noob aka Finished aka Michael :lol:
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on May 24, 2012, 10:12:46 pm
There was once a leecher so great he had a 1:783 kill to death ratio.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: owens on May 25, 2012, 04:53:15 am
Black wind I think you have mistaken their own inferior cRPG with PK's. PK have accessed to a higher plain of Warband. We are victorious long before others have spawned and before these peasants dedicate precious cRPG forum space to worthless posts that they should understand that even their best couldn't even beat my dick in a duel.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: TheFocusedOne on May 25, 2012, 05:18:59 am
There was once a man with so much STR that his sneeze hit with the force of a MW arbalast.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: owens on May 25, 2012, 05:42:00 am
^lol cute.

My semen hits like a sniper X-bow
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 25, 2012, 05:44:36 am
There was once a dread knight clad all in blackest armour, tougher than any ordinary steel. He rode a horse all covered in fearsome plate as himself, and carried a great lance that struck fear into the heart of those who beheld it. They say his horse was bred in Hell, that the merest touch of his lance was enough to kill any man. Many brave soldiers and innocent peasants alike were mown down by the iron hooves of his steed, or impaled upon his lance. They called this legend the Finn. It is known.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Christo on May 25, 2012, 05:48:51 am
You forgot how his steed had the ability to always patrol castle walls.

ALWAYS.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Teeth on May 25, 2012, 11:39:40 am
There was once a dread knight clad all in blackest armour, tougher than any ordinary steel. He rode a horse all covered in fearsome plate as himself, and carried a great lance that struck fear into the heart of those who beheld it. They say his horse was bred in Hell, that the merest touch of his lance was enough to kill any man. Many brave soldiers and innocent peasants alike were mown down by the iron hooves of his steed, or impaled upon his lance. They called this legend the Finn. It is known.
Pretty sure he used a Heavy Lance. He always just did laps around the buildings caused the teams always sort off camped close to eachother. No teambumps back then.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: LordBerenger on May 25, 2012, 12:07:27 pm
If i remember correct he used Heavy Lance Right? And also some shield if i'm not mistaken and also a poleaxe whilst on foot if i remember it right.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 25, 2012, 12:40:13 pm
I'll try to save myself by pointing out a great lance isn't a Great Lance...

 :mrgreen:

but

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Count_RisArch on May 25, 2012, 10:35:46 pm
There was once a dread knight clad all in blackest armour, tougher than any ordinary steel. He rode a horse all covered in fearsome plate as himself, and carried a great lance that struck fear into the heart of those who beheld it. They say his horse was bred in Hell, that the merest touch of his lance was enough to kill any man. Many brave soldiers and innocent peasants alike were mown down by the iron hooves of his steed, or impaled upon his lance. They called this legend the Finn. It is known.

Oh the Finn, what happy, grindy times they were. I remember his one man army K/D's...

I also remember when he quit. About 2 days after upkeep killed quite possibly the most hilarious poster child for crutch setup characters. And people really liked cRPG more back then?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Leshma on May 25, 2012, 10:52:10 pm
And people really liked cRPG more back then?

I liked it then, I like it now, I would like it even if we go back to old crutch friendly cRPG. As long it's official.

Neither version of cRPG is perfect and honestly, I can't say that current is better than pre-upkeep cRPG, when it comes to pure fun factor.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Osiris on May 25, 2012, 11:03:05 pm
pure fun factor of crpg depends on when you joined :D

the learning stage and the point where your just getting good is infinatly more fun then the stage where you run around killing everyone :D

I love the old crpg with looney toons and boulder on a stick etc etc :P maybe becuase just before upkeep i had JUST managed to finally afford a cata horse trans armour a lance and bec etc (bec was fucking awesome with blunt knockdown) stuff was just more crazy ^^  crushthrough barmaces and morningstars op becs and archers with sniper rifle aim but it was just more fun :D
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: LordBerenger on May 25, 2012, 11:27:52 pm
Yeah. Lots of QQ about stuff being OP. But truth is. Almost everything were ''OP'' so it kinda balanced eachother out.


But yeah. MUCH MORE FUN BACK THEN!
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Olwen on May 25, 2012, 11:31:37 pm
guys, you're all noobs ... crpg is a game about dramas, without dramas crpg is dead
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Osiris on May 25, 2012, 11:41:56 pm
and people used to care about olwen back in the day ^^
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Olwen on May 25, 2012, 11:43:22 pm
you're the only one left ;) want a hug ?
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Post by: Vrael on May 25, 2012, 11:45:01 pm
Ivani4?

There was once a man who's horse alone got more kills than the rest of the team combined on some days.

TheFinn?
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 26, 2012, 12:24:32 am
and people used to care about olwen back in the day ^^
He's a hero.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: WITCHCRAFT on May 26, 2012, 05:34:44 am
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They say the mask came from the far lands. Past the elk herders, past the barren white wastes. In a yurt whose pole held the night sky itself aloft. It was not forged, but struck from cold iron that had never seen a flame. It carried a weight beyond its seeming size.

Passed from hand to hand, it trickled south. Eventually a warrior of Calradia found the war mask. Odd, the face of it. Not fearsome, like others he had seen. It was more fearful, impossibly twisted in agony. Still, for the price he paid the thing must surely offer some protection in battle...?

The second it fell upon his head, the warrior was under its spell. His arms moved against his will, slaying friend and foe alike. Weeping blood from the eye-sockets of the mask, the warrior cleaved one hundred and nineteen men into pieces, his blade whistling through the air faster than an arrow.

After the last body fell, he continued his unearthly blade dance. A trumpet from the heavens blared, and the warrior fell among his victims with no wound to be seen on his person.

[playername] was banned for 4d. Reason: Teamwounding
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: TheFocusedOne on May 26, 2012, 05:40:12 am
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They say the mask came from the far lands. Past the elk herders, past the barren white wastes. In a yurt whose pole held the night sky itself aloft. It was not forged, but struck from cold iron that had never seen a flame. It carried a weight beyond its seeming size.

Passed from hand to hand, it trickled south. Eventually a warrior of Calradia found the war mask. Odd, the face of it. Not fearsome, like others he had seen. It was more fearful, impossibly twisted in agony. Still, for the price he paid the thing must surely offer some protection in battle...?

The second it fell upon his head, the warrior was under its spell. His arms moved against his will, slaying friend and foe alike. Weeping blood from the eye-sockets of the mask, the warrior cleaved one hundred and nineteen men into pieces, his blade whistling through the air faster than an arrow.

After the last body fell, he continued his unearthly blade dance. A trumpet from the heavens blared, and the warrior fell among his victims with no wound to be seen on his person.

[playername] was banned for 4d. Reason: Teamwounding

10/10

Would read again.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Olwen on May 26, 2012, 10:36:15 am
He's a hero.

well said buddy
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 26, 2012, 12:45:32 pm
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They say the mask came from the far lands. Past the elk herders, past the barren white wastes. In a yurt whose pole held the night sky itself aloft. It was not forged, but struck from cold iron that had never seen a flame. It carried a weight beyond its seeming size.

Passed from hand to hand, it trickled south. Eventually a warrior of Calradia found the war mask. Odd, the face of it. Not fearsome, like others he had seen. It was more fearful, impossibly twisted in agony. Still, for the price he paid the thing must surely offer some protection in battle...?

The second it fell upon his head, the warrior was under its spell. His arms moved against his will, slaying friend and foe alike. Weeping blood from the eye-sockets of the mask, the warrior cleaved one hundred and nineteen men into pieces, his blade whistling through the air faster than an arrow.

After the last body fell, he continued his unearthly blade dance. A trumpet from the heavens blared, and the warrior fell among his victims with no wound to be seen on his person.

[playername] was banned for 4d. Reason: Teamwounding

Would read again.
Title: Re: Legends of c-RPG
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on May 26, 2012, 12:52:20 pm
An army is not just made of fighting men... many people are necessary to keep an army going. One such arm of a fighting force is the suppliers of food. There was a legendary group of men from the east who doled out meat to the army. Now this meat was actually pretty rough, most people couldn't identify it... it could have been man flesh for all we know!

But upon the battlefield these balding middle-aged men in their dirty aprons all came at the enemy with mighty skewers covered in lethal grease, and proceeded to rain a volley of them upon the shocked troops. All the while they were maniacally headbanging in the air together, as if it were some kind of ritual of death dealing.

The kebabci men to this day phased out of military history, some say they have moved on to other occupations in Calradia. Hopefully it isn't making kebab...