Legends of c-RPG

[TheAppleSauceMan]

These 'legends' are just a part of being a PK.

Now, allow me to elabortate on the 'why'.

The typical PK alt (UAM, United African Militia) has two legs, but being hung like the Africanus Nappaharis. With this extra length, we use our abnormal apprmdage to propel us into 13 ath builds. wielding fearsome pitchforks, and shortened spears, although many of the members like to keep it "OG" and use knives.

Now, power strike. I'm not sure if you're aware, but here in PK, we powerlift at an olympic standard, and all have a very applicable knowledge of pounding meat into a pulp. This is also the reason why we seldom die in NA servers, the friction between our latissimus dorsi and our tricep rubs, creating friction, thus altering our ability to block in the small window of time we have.

Note: This is a rare event, as we are still, that much better than all of you.

It is because of our professsionally built and toned bodies, and chiseled abdominals, that we are the beasts that you are forced to tolerate every now and then. (although our killer abs are hidden under our big boned chests)

My bicep is so huge, it doesn't even flop down anymore.

My clicking fingers are so muscular and wide, I get blisters from clicking.

I am that dedicated to warband, I get bedsores from each and every sitting.


Check-fuckin'-mate fellas.

Legend out.

You know I use to think you were the most egotistical bastard to roam these forums, and despised you, but I'm not gonna lie, your posts get better and better. So much lulz. Serious or not, thank you for the laughs.

[Cyclopsided]

Listen punk. My muscles are huge. Stop trying to patronize me on the internet, because I get all the vigina I want!

fuark your huge brah my bad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUVMbHQSQ0

[Pounder]

Black Wind you piece of dirt let me pound your ass already.

[Black Wind]

Black Wind you piece of dirt let me pound your ass already.

Lost my shit

[Tiberias]

BlueberryMuffin ?

[Kafein]

Black Wind's posts only are funny because his avatar can seem like he is patronizing if you don't look closely.

There was once a man that could fly with a pike in the morning, cut you in half with a scimitar at noon and put an arrow between your eyes in the evening.

[Black Wind]

fuark your huge brah my bad


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmUVMbHQSQ0

Cute link.

Check the one in my sig to see how gods play warband.

[Pounder]

Black Wind's posts only are funny because his avatar can seem like he is patronizing if you don't look closely.

There was once a man that could fly with a pike in the morning, cut you in half with a scimitar at noon and put an arrow between your eyes in the evening.

3 kills a day...sounds pretty shitty to me.

[Kafein]

3 kills a day...sounds pretty shitty to me.

That was so funny I couldn't manage to stay silent.

[Torost]

Once there was an amazing archer, if you could see him,it meant you were in real danger. Since he then could shoot you.
His nick was Ptah. Extremly accurate, extremly deadly. Dunno if he is still playing under another nick.

Other legendary archer was 22nd_Duke_Vincenzo, never missing longrange headshotts uberarcher and later found to be cheater
First cRPG cheater I can remember atleast. Was quite a stirr.

[Leshma]

There was once a man who's horse alone got more kills than the rest of the team combined on some days.

Good old New_Player_Noob aka Finished aka Michael

[CrazyCracka420]

There was once a leecher so great he had a 1:783 kill to death ratio.

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[owens]

Black wind I think you have mistaken their own inferior cRPG with PK's. PK have accessed to a higher plain of Warband. We are victorious long before others have spawned and before these peasants dedicate precious cRPG forum space to worthless posts that they should understand that even their best couldn't even beat my dick in a duel.

[TheFocusedOne]

There was once a man with so much STR that his sneeze hit with the force of a MW arbalast.

[owens]

^lol cute.

My semen hits like a sniper X-bow