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Title: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:03:11 am
Hey guys , I need your help !!!
There is a big spider in my room . I can t sleep if it is not dead!!
But i don t find the spider anymore ... it goes over my bed and the i lost it :o
Need help pls guys... I write my exam tomorrow and i need sleep !!!
How can i find her?
How to kill her in the best way?
Should i sleep in my room?
HELP!!
Title: Re: Help!!!!
Post by: dodnet on May 23, 2012, 12:05:59 am
Make a big fire in your room, close the door and sleep on your couch. The spider wont survive that for sure  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Christo on May 23, 2012, 12:06:17 am
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Post by: Loar Avel on May 23, 2012, 12:06:46 am
Just take your sword and fight it to death!
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Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:07:02 am
spiders are cute

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Post by: Herkkutatti on May 23, 2012, 12:07:05 am
How do you know its a girl?
or does it look like this

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Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am
no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Christo on May 23, 2012, 12:09:08 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am
no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !

Aha!

So it's a Black Widow we're talking about here.

I'd watch my back if I were you.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:09:57 am
Quote from: Herkkutatti on May 23, 2012, 12:07:05 am
How do you know its a girl?
or does it look like this

(click to show/hide)

he looked at her genitals duh.

Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am
no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !

burn her too. Trust me bud, will save you tons of trouble
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:10:55 am
sure , and yes i did .... but more sulutions pls :o
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:12:16 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:10:55 am
sure , and yes i did .... but more sulutions pls :o

Liberate the shit out of her.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Momo on May 23, 2012, 12:13:16 am
Have a ride with your GF and after that the spider will go away because of the sex scent. There is a chance that you will crush it while the "event".
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Grumbs on May 23, 2012, 12:14:48 am
Spiders a awesome, leave it alone. Unless you're in Australia and its not a simple house spider
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:16:00 am
Quote from: Grumbs on May 23, 2012, 12:14:48 am
Spiders a awesome, leave it alone. Unless you're in Australia and its not a simple house spider

this actually. Spiders are useful and kill many other, far more nasty, pests.

FREE SPIDEY!
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Loar Avel on May 23, 2012, 12:19:32 am
capture it with a pokeball
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Momo on May 23, 2012, 12:21:44 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

Well, I don't think that your GF will be happy if you crush her pet. Does she know that it's free and planting small baby spiders in your room at the moment? Maybe you should tell her lol, what if she knows how to capture it?
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Grumbs on May 23, 2012, 12:22:18 am
Wake up the GF and find out what type of spider it is. Google and determine if its dangerous. If not try and find it in the morning?

But that would be too sensible for a silly troll thread :D

Nuke from orbit etc
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Post by: Arrowblood on May 23, 2012, 12:24:22 am
ask your gf to find it :?:
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Post by: Ronin on May 23, 2012, 12:24:28 am
Try to convince the spider to not do you harm. Maybe it's the beginning of a new friendship.
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Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:26:23 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

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Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:29:37 am
okey... i wake her up , she is very angry now :(  dunno if i am more scared of my gf or of the spider :o
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:30:48 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:29:37 am
okey... i wake her up , she is very angry now :(  dunno if i am more scared of my gf or of the spider :o

her is a better idea.

Quite honestly, I would prefer to cuddle with the spider over facing my girlfriend.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Kafein on May 23, 2012, 12:31:26 am
Move all the furniture around if you can.

Drop the spider's food in the center of the room.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am
Quote from: Kafein on May 23, 2012, 12:31:26 am
Move all the furniture around if you can.

Drop the spider's food in the center of the room.
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 12:34:52 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!

mice?

noice
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Loar Avel on May 23, 2012, 12:36:08 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!

So... Disguise yourself into the food, and wait in the center of the room.

Spider will be coming.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Dezilagel on May 23, 2012, 12:36:30 am
Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

xD

I bet it's one of those huge things then.

Well. looks like you're...

(click to show/hide)

EDIT: Dammit, so slow :(
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on May 23, 2012, 12:45:55 am
Man the fuck up, it's only a spider. At least it's not an Australian spider.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:46:18 am
omg... its a Brazilian wandering spider
the most poisonous spider in the world , in my house :o fuck ma gf !
i hate girls with fetish until now!!!
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:49:27 am
she called the animal catcher! they are here in 20 min ...
So its just my job to stay alive for the next 20 min...
Well , after thinking about it , i should had burn them too!!
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Post by: [ptx] on May 23, 2012, 12:53:50 am
Ahah, this thread :lol:
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Post by: SixThumbs on May 23, 2012, 12:54:56 am
There was a spider in the corner of ceiling once and I left him alone because they keep other bugs away. I fired him later though when I was sitting at my computer and a fly went by. Luckily he wasn't there for more then 90 days so I didn't have to pay unemployment.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on May 23, 2012, 01:00:29 am
Goodnight all and hope snakes will crawl in under your bed and then rape u.



Also use FLAMETHROWER BITCHEEES!
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 01:01:26 am
ah , thanks guys :)
i ll give everybody of you 10k. gold for your nice advices !
just write me a pm with your ingame name and put a offer up!
Dear MercA_Dolby_the_Digital
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 01:04:23 am
i need to go off , the animal cops are coming soon ...
i ll accept it tomorrow
gn bro s !
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Post by: TurmoilTom on May 23, 2012, 01:10:55 am
This thread: 9.5/10
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Post by: Mustikki on May 23, 2012, 01:34:04 am
LOL

Good thing you didnt try to catch it with bare hands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zOMgx7GQreY#t=129s
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Arathian on May 23, 2012, 02:08:30 am
Quote from: Mustikki on May 23, 2012, 01:34:04 am
LOL

Good thing you didnt try to catch it with bare hands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=zOMgx7GQreY#t=129s

>long painful erection

his gf  probably bought that spider on purpose, you know, for THESE days.
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Post by: TheAppleSauceMan on May 23, 2012, 09:11:28 am
Holy shit. Threads like these make hot dogs from 7-11 and beer just amazing. Such great reading material.

I applaud you sir, I have found this immensely amusing.
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Post by: dodnet on May 23, 2012, 09:18:37 am
We need more of this shit. Its so much better then the american trolling attempts.  :mrgreen:
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Post by: MayPeX on May 23, 2012, 09:20:18 am
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Post by: Gravoth_iii on May 23, 2012, 09:35:59 am
(click to show/hide)

Thats.. very... cute.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Gomer on May 23, 2012, 09:46:45 am
Do what every1 else does. Hire a Mexican.
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Post by: Teeth on May 23, 2012, 09:55:53 am
Best thread I've ever read in the morning.
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Kafein on May 23, 2012, 10:39:42 am
Quote from: SgtTeeh on May 23, 2012, 09:55:53 am
Best thread I've ever read in the morning.

Not that good at 1am though.
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Post by: Grumbs on May 23, 2012, 11:55:04 am
He bought my stones for 10k..not sure if troll or really happened

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Post by: Pejlaen on May 23, 2012, 02:34:01 pm
I would be more worried of the GF if I were you ;sss
Title: Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
Post by: Polobow on May 23, 2012, 05:02:34 pm
>Awakes GF
>GF is angry at you
>Post it on the forum while she whines at you
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Post by: LordBerenger on May 23, 2012, 05:49:55 pm
Quote from: Polobow on May 23, 2012, 05:02:34 pm
>Awakes GF
>GF is angry at you
>Post it on the forum while she whines at you

Win