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Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« on: May 23, 2012, 12:03:11 am »
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Hey guys , I need your help !!!
There is a big spider in my room . I can t sleep if it is not dead!!
But i don t find the spider anymore ... it goes over my bed and the i lost it :o
Need help pls guys... I write my exam tomorrow and i need sleep !!!
How can i find her?
How to kill her in the best way?
Should i sleep in my room?
HELP!!
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Re: Help!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 12:05:59 am »
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Make a big fire in your room, close the door and sleep on your couch. The spider wont survive that for sure  :mrgreen:
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Re: Help!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 12:06:17 am »
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 12:06:46 am »
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Just take your sword and fight it to death!
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Re: Help!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 12:07:02 am »
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spiders are cute

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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 12:07:05 am »
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How do you know its a girl?
or does it look like this

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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am »
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no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 12:09:08 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am
no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !

Aha!

So it's a Black Widow we're talking about here.

I'd watch my back if I were you.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 12:09:57 am »
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Quote from: Herkkutatti on May 23, 2012, 12:07:05 am
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he looked at her genitals duh.

Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:08:16 am
no they aren t ...
And guys think more clearly pls , my girlfriend is sleeping in my bed ! i don t want to burn her yet !

burn her too. Trust me bud, will save you tons of trouble
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 12:10:55 am »
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sure , and yes i did .... but more sulutions pls :o
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2012, 12:12:16 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:10:55 am
sure , and yes i did .... but more sulutions pls :o

Liberate the shit out of her.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2012, 12:13:16 am »
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Have a ride with your GF and after that the spider will go away because of the sex scent. There is a chance that you will crush it while the "event".
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2012, 12:14:48 am »
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Spiders a awesome, leave it alone. Unless you're in Australia and its not a simple house spider
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2012, 12:16:00 am »
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Quote from: Grumbs on May 23, 2012, 12:14:48 am
Spiders a awesome, leave it alone. Unless you're in Australia and its not a simple house spider

this actually. Spiders are useful and kill many other, far more nasty, pests.

FREE SPIDEY!
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am »
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nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o
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