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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2012, 12:19:32 am »
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capture it with a pokeball
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 12:21:44 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

Well, I don't think that your GF will be happy if you crush her pet. Does she know that it's free and planting small baby spiders in your room at the moment? Maybe you should tell her lol, what if she knows how to capture it?
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2012, 12:22:18 am »
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Wake up the GF and find out what type of spider it is. Google and determine if its dangerous. If not try and find it in the morning?

But that would be too sensible for a silly troll thread :D

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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2012, 12:24:22 am »
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ask your gf to find it :?:
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2012, 12:24:28 am »
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Try to convince the spider to not do you harm. Maybe it's the beginning of a new friendship.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2012, 12:26:23 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2012, 12:29:37 am »
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okey... i wake her up , she is very angry now :(  dunno if i am more scared of my gf or of the spider :o
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2012, 12:30:48 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:29:37 am
okey... i wake her up , she is very angry now :(  dunno if i am more scared of my gf or of the spider :o

her is a better idea.

Quite honestly, I would prefer to cuddle with the spider over facing my girlfriend.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2012, 12:31:26 am »
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Move all the furniture around if you can.

Drop the spider's food in the center of the room.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am »
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Quote from: Kafein on May 23, 2012, 12:31:26 am
Move all the furniture around if you can.

Drop the spider's food in the center of the room.
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2012, 12:34:52 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!

mice?

noice
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2012, 12:36:08 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:34:07 am
well this with the food could be a problem... the food is alive!

So... Disguise yourself into the food, and wait in the center of the room.

Spider will be coming.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2012, 12:36:30 am »
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Quote from: BrazZOR on May 23, 2012, 12:17:26 am
nah , its not a simple house spider ! it is the spider of my gf... normally it lives in a glas house , but she said pls feed her ... and i said yes because we had an "event" till the dialog...
and i wanted to feed her , but i forgot to close the door to her house :o

xD

I bet it's one of those huge things then.

Well. looks like you're...

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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2012, 12:45:55 am »
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Man the fuck up, it's only a spider. At least it's not an Australian spider.
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Re: Help!!!! NO JOKE !!!!!!
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2012, 12:46:18 am »
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omg... its a Brazilian wandering spider
the most poisonous spider in the world , in my house :o fuck ma gf !
i hate girls with fetish until now!!!
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