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Title: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on March 20, 2012, 11:10:59 am

MENSTRUALMONSOON

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BANNER

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BACKGROUND: Five years ago the Egg King and his army broke the walls at Castle Hymen. His sea of men flooded the keep and established their dominance in the Virgin Islands.  Queen Virginity thought that since the Egg King had her he would be content, but the Egg King was more ambitious than she predicted. Now that he had tasted blood he wanted more. He wanted to bathe in it as his ancestors had done before him so he set his eyes on The Kingdom of Uterus. His forces sailed for months without any contact with the world. They became lost at sea for a fortnight or more and were running out of supplies. Until one day, as chance had it, a merchant vessel appeared on the horizon. One of the Egg King's greatest commanders informed him that it was indeed a vessel from Uterus.  Elated, the Egg King followed the ship to dock and landed his troops on the shore.  The Uterians were ready for the valiant soldiers of the Monsoon. Try as they might, the Monsoon could not reach the Uterian wall.  The Egg King commanded his troops to attack at strategic angles, but the wall always seemed out of reach. Just when the situation seemed hopeless for the Monsoon, the Egg King remembered a tale he had once heard of a great battle.  The battle of Troy.  Sadly, the Egg King did not come prepared with any wooden horses.  However, cunning as he is, he created a Trojan of his own.  He constructed a blimp out of latex and elbow grease which was ribbed to enhance durability and pleasure.  In this blimp he put a secret reservoir to keep his sea men in so that they would be undetected. Late at night he slipped his best troops into the Trojan and offered it as a gift to the Uterian leader, King Kum, for a well fought victory.  The Uterians were overjoyed because they had lost so many soldiers to the badass warriors of the Monsoon.  They brought the Trojan in past the wall on drank to a well fought victory.  At night the sea men creeped out of the Trojan and sabotaged the Uterian wall. The next morning the Egg King and his army exploded into the city and slaughtered the Uterians. The Monsoon left none alive that day and the Trojan now hangs on the gates of Uteria as a reminder to those foolish enough to attack.  After the Egg King conquered these territories he felt satisfied enough to return to his throne in Fallopia. Those days were sticky, a real mess, but it taught the Egg King and his warriors to always be prepared because you never know when you're going to need a Trojan. 

Oath of the Monsoon Droplet: We keep, at bay, the soldiers of Menopause, Dicktopolus, and Pregnantia. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Soldiers of the Monsoon will forever bleed for one another and protect the one true Egg King and his family. For centuries men have feared us, while women lie in wait for our return.  We're loved by few and hated by many.
We are The Saviors of the Unprotected. 
We are:
MENSTRUALMONSOON.

THEME SONG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-58MchRD0&ob=av2n

All hail the Kingdom of Fallopia and the Egg King!

Fallopian Royalty:

The Egg King:MrFistYoGirl
The Egg Queen:Tigersblood
Prince:TamponTea
Princess:Karma

NATIONAL ANTHEM: Screaming, streaming through the night, you'd better plug your hole real tight.  The red runs thick along the seam, the cramps inside they make you scream. It smells a smell no one can tell, turns fems to demons, a man's true hell. Monsoon come soon and rain on me, release the devil's ovaries.

Teamspeak: ts35.gameservers.com:9208  Or crpgserver.ts3dns.com

May this face be forever recognized for his contributions to the glory of Fallopia.  The Egg King honors this man with high regards and vow to shower him with the glorious red of his foes.  Anyone caught harassing this man will be punished accordingly.  Selfless is he.  The "Eye" of the storm. Live long and prosper:

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EyeBeat: Honorable Champion of the Monsoon

REQUIREMENTS:

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1. No pregnant bitches.
2. Don't be a pussy.
3. Don't bitch about stupid shit.
4. Must wear clan tags and banner.
5. Must memorize national anthem.
6. Must be a badass.[/size]

MEMBERS:

Menstrual Monarchy:
The Egg King: LeadBleed_MrFistYoGirl
The Egg Queen: Tigersblood
Prince_TamponTea
Princess_Karma

Commanding Offisquirts:
Redscare
EyeBeat
Tinoshi
Mr_Pants
Mr_Socks
General_Jesse


Droplets:
CodeRed
BloodyTits
Chuggernaut
Klingsohr
PinkSock
SifSilver
Crimson_Smear
CheesyDischarge
Clitorius
JAGUAR_DICKSKIN
TweedleDick
TweedleDong
HaHa_Killed_You
Mango_Dice
Harry_Crutcher
Dont_Stab_Me_Bro
Chinaserf5
Autostacker
Lord_Berenger
Mango_Dice
Azrael2600
Backsteppin
McSquirt
Admiral_Adelade
Ozzmannn
Troll
YummJuice
Krixxus

Concubines:

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The Egg King is currently looking for concubines to join the clan. These concubines must be active members of the clan for at least one full month with the MM tags and banner on. This should be easy because this clan doesn't do shit. At the end of the monthly cycle the concubine will receive 50K of gold. However not everyone can be a concubine.  The following is a list of rules:

1. Must be a female IRL.
2. Must prove rule that you are female at Egg King's discretion (Not nudes. Unless you want to).
3. No pregnant bitches.
4. No hotness requirement but sluts are encouraged.
5. Must have Teamspeak and Microphone.
6. Concubine characters may not wear any articles of clothing or armor when The Egg King is present on the battlefield.
7. Concubine characters must be main characters. No alts will be accepted.

*Note: Failure to meet any of these requirements will result in a deduction or loss of the gold promised.

Clan Tags:MM_ or MENSTRUALMONSOON_

JOIN:

If you would like to become a Droplet of The Monsoon, post something glorious on this forum or contact any of the Monarchy (either in game or through this forum). Every member must first declare allegiance to the Egg King and his family. They must also refer to all members of the monarchy by their name and title. Understand that the Egg King has divine right and he was chosen by god to rule.  Therefore, nobody may take his thrown unless he gives it up willingly. The Egg King does not have to accept anyone's allegiance if he, or any of the monarchy, think you're a pussy. If we deem you a pussy know forever that you are a pussy in spirit and IRL.  However, if they think you're a badass and accept your allegiance you must take the blood oath.  This oath can only be broken if you are no longer a badass and become a pussy.  Good luck to you all on the field.

Sincerely,
MrFistYoGirl: The Lead Bleed (aka The Egg King or Emperor Uterus), and lifetime ruler of all of Fallopia.

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Darkkarma on March 20, 2012, 11:13:06 am

I'm behind this 100 percent

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Vibe on March 20, 2012, 11:19:33 am

lol

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on March 20, 2012, 12:23:43 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow

its the nesting stuff of humanity

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: EyeBeat on March 20, 2012, 12:46:07 pm

I tasted a used tampon once.

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It tasted like old copper pennys.

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on March 20, 2012, 11:12:36 pm

Quote from: Formaldehyde Junkie on March 20, 2012, 12:23:43 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow

its the nesting stuff of humanity

Quote from: EyeBeat on March 20, 2012, 12:46:07 pm

I tasted a used tampon once.

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It tasted like old copper pennys.

Quote from: Vibe on March 20, 2012, 11:19:33 am

lol

Thank you all for your support. Long live the Egg Kings and may their reign on the Fallopian Throne be long and fruitful.

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Vibe on March 21, 2012, 12:33:28 am

I must +1 this thread

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Cyclopsided on March 21, 2012, 06:09:06 am

M'lady, you've gone too far!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Cepeshi on March 21, 2012, 06:12:47 am

This is almost as full of win as our clan thread  :mrgreen:

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on March 21, 2012, 10:28:36 am

Quote from: Cepeshi on March 21, 2012, 06:12:47 am

This is almost as full of win as our clan thread  :mrgreen:

Props on that! Clan page is legit.

Perhaps we can paint the field red together.

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Cepeshi on March 22, 2012, 12:23:10 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on March 21, 2012, 10:28:36 am

Props on that! Clan page is legit.

Perhaps we can paint the field red together.

IT shall be done!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Heres Ronnie on April 05, 2012, 12:01:45 pm

Bump in the name of the fallopian kingdom

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 05, 2012, 12:17:41 pm

wtf

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 05, 2012, 01:16:30 pm

Quote from: Tavuk_Bey on April 05, 2012, 12:17:41 pm

wtf

Women's Thigh Fluid.

Yes yes.
I appreciate your acknowledgment friend.

Long live the Egg Kings.

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on April 05, 2012, 10:01:05 pm

jenkem=redscare btw

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Darkkarma on April 05, 2012, 10:08:10 pm

Hahaha good choice, beeper. Gonna respec redrags into lancer cav!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 05, 2012, 10:38:39 pm

Quote from: Formaldehyde Junkie on April 05, 2012, 10:01:05 pm

jenkem=redscare btw

The Clan page has been edited friend.  I hope you enjoy being a droplet of the Monsoon as much as we enjoy having you in it.

All hail Fallopia!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Overdriven on April 05, 2012, 10:41:50 pm

I'm going to say it now...don't make a banner :P

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 05, 2012, 10:47:30 pm

Too late. Already had this in mind. Going to apply for next clan banner pack. I think it's perfect...

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Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 06, 2012, 12:21:35 am

this should be your banner

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Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 06, 2012, 06:22:03 am

Who is she?

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on April 06, 2012, 12:47:19 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on April 06, 2012, 06:22:03 am

Who is she?

you don't know cytherea? shame..

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Darkkarma on April 06, 2012, 09:05:51 pm

you sure know your american porn stars!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 08, 2012, 06:21:10 am

Oh she's a porn star eh? Time to look her up!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Heres Ronnie on April 08, 2012, 03:27:12 pm

Add TamponTea to your ranks. Everyone will bow before the egg kings or their menstrual flow will paint the fields of battle red!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 09, 2012, 04:25:31 am

Long live the Egg Kings! All hail Fallopia!

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: Darkkarma on April 09, 2012, 05:09:43 am

TS is a big bloody mess right now. Feel free to come in and hang out!  :)

Title: Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 09, 2012, 11:23:11 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on April 09, 2012, 05:09:43 am

TS is a big bloody mess right now. Feel free to come in and hang out!  :)

Twas a glorious night

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON (Fallopian Kingdom)
Post by: Darkkarma on April 14, 2012, 05:59:41 am

It warms my heart to see so many droplets on the battle field.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON (Fallopian Kingdom)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 16, 2012, 11:18:07 pm

MENSTRUALMONSOON is now recruiting. We have some quality droplets so far but are always looking for more!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON (Fallopian Kingdom)
Post by: spl00gedon on April 19, 2012, 02:37:43 pm

Check Concubines section ladies. Join today!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now hiring concubines!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on April 20, 2012, 03:49:17 am

.... why? take that out you creep

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now hiring concubines!!
Post by: oohillac on April 20, 2012, 06:05:12 am

Fall asleep on white bedsheet
Wake up on Japanese flag

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now hiring concubines!!
Post by: spl00gedon on April 20, 2012, 09:00:33 am

Quote from: Heres Ronnie on April 20, 2012, 03:49:17 am

.... why? take that out you creep

You're just jealous because you aren't going to have any concubines of your own....

Quote from: oohillac on April 20, 2012, 06:05:12 am

Fall asleep on white bedsheet
Wake up on Japanese flag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqr3aM-oxc

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now hiring concubines!!
Post by: spl00gedon on April 23, 2012, 12:04:55 pm

Gotta bump that ass after we rolled siege ma dewz

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on April 24, 2012, 05:47:38 am

Our glorious leader cant even join us in ts anymore.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on April 24, 2012, 06:55:36 am

You must realize that sometimes work must come before play when you rule a country.  I'll make a leader of you yet mijo.  Tonight we will spill blood together.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Klingsohr on April 30, 2012, 09:15:22 am

Can i join?

I'll bring tampons

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on April 30, 2012, 09:16:25 am

Broooooo where have you been!!!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Rain on April 30, 2012, 09:22:18 am

Kling is back in action beware all ye mount and bladers "it's a game of inches"

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Klingsohr on April 30, 2012, 11:43:24 am

Also, if theres any mods, they should probably look into banning this clan.

totally imbalanced mentrual cycles.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on April 30, 2012, 01:43:06 pm

Kling makes tampons rain down from the heavens and stab through the eyes of our enemies

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Klingsohr on May 02, 2012, 06:56:37 am

I think that's racist

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on May 04, 2012, 11:25:02 am

http://dzduncan.blogspot.com/2011/03/bloodbath-by-christian-drake.html

This

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Now Recruiting!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 08, 2012, 09:54:07 am

Bump dat sweet ass

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 10, 2012, 05:21:06 am

Join us!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rain on May 11, 2012, 02:40:56 pm

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Bump.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 16, 2012, 09:11:24 am

More people need to post in this glorious thread

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 23, 2012, 09:04:30 am

I'm bumping this thread because there's no way the Douchebag thread should be above this at any time...

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Klingsohr on May 25, 2012, 07:00:58 am

I bet Funch (MrSocks?) rolled a DH in D3.

I bet my future masterwork Jarids.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 26, 2012, 07:37:19 am

what is a DH boy??

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on May 26, 2012, 08:17:15 am

^^^dickhopper

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 26, 2012, 09:05:05 am

Dude everybody loves my D except for Clamidia(Sp????) week... then nobody likes it.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: TurmoilTom on May 26, 2012, 06:24:44 pm

Whenever I feel sad I come read the story of the Egg King. Never fails to put a smile on my face. :)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Spanish on May 27, 2012, 08:32:04 am

Bestest clan storay is hurrr

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 27, 2012, 12:37:24 pm

Quote from: TurmoilTom on May 26, 2012, 06:24:44 pm

Whenever I feel sad I come read the story of the Egg King. Never fails to put a smile on my face. :)

The Egg King is pleased to hear that his story of triumph brings joy to you friend

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 02, 2012, 08:16:33 am

Everyone check out banner contest!!!

http://forum.c-rpg.net/index.php/topic,33038.0.html

Send us your entries!!!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: wonka11 on June 03, 2012, 11:55:11 am

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:23:54 pm

Just dropping by to say 'sup?'

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 03, 2012, 11:28:00 pm

Quote from: wonka11 on June 03, 2012, 11:55:11 am

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This is truly worthy of the Egg King hahahahaha

Quote from: Rhalzo on June 03, 2012, 05:23:54 pm

Just dropping by to say 'sup?'

Always nice to hear from you Rhalzo! Why you no come chill in TS with us ever?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: wonka11 on June 04, 2012, 08:01:26 am

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This has to be a winner.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rhalzo on June 04, 2012, 08:04:21 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on June 03, 2012, 11:28:00 pm

Always nice to hear from you Rhalzo! Why you no come chill in TS with us ever?

I don't go on TS much other than battles or when I'm playing with the other FIDLGB dudes - I'll try to swing by sometime and chill with you guys.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on June 04, 2012, 08:32:00 am

Quote from: wonka11 on June 04, 2012, 08:01:26 am

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This has to be a winner.

Oh
My
God

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 04, 2012, 09:48:25 am

Quote from: wonka11 on June 04, 2012, 08:01:26 am

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This has to be a winner.

I have no words... Just butterflies.  Even though it has nothing to do with a monsoon I can't stop laughing hahahahaha

But the contest ends on the 12th. So far this is in 1st place by a long shot.

 

Quote from: Rhalzo on June 04, 2012, 08:04:21 am

I don't go on TS much other than battles or when I'm playing with the other FIDLGB dudes - I'll try to swing by sometime and chill with you guys.

Do it man.  Bring more FIDLGB. You guys all seem super chill.  It's usually a good time. I'll probably be in there tomorrow night

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: wonka11 on June 04, 2012, 10:35:05 am

Crimson wave bro, it has everything to do with menstruation. That guy is going to be smashed by the crimson wave. That picture is what I imagine what other people think as they see a group of MM crash down on them; an indomitable, rancid, clot filled, odorous, bloody tidal wave of pain.   

If it makes the cut I'll clean up the black areas around his hair a bit.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on June 04, 2012, 10:58:20 pm

Fallopia will be doing itself a great disservice if wonksta's banner isnt taken.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rain on June 07, 2012, 10:27:18 pm

Bump in the name of the Fallopian Kingdom. All hail the Egg King- Lead Bleed MrFistYoGirl

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: OssumPawesome on June 11, 2012, 10:52:04 am

I want - no I need to be a droplet.  It is my destiny to serve the great Egg King.  You guys are kinda cool and are clearly owning nubs - sign my dick up.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rain on June 11, 2012, 11:54:00 am

Your application has been noted by the council of fallopia and shall be reviewed by the egg king himself, Expect a message within the next 24 hours with further instructions on what YOU can do to aid our cause.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 11, 2012, 12:02:21 pm

Quote from: OssumPawesome on June 11, 2012, 10:52:04 am

I want - no I need to be a droplet.  It is my destiny to serve the great Egg King.  You guys are kinda cool and are clearly owning nubs - sign my dick up.

Your honorable proposal of vassalage is smiled upon friend.  However it will not be easy, the path to the honorable monsoon is painted with blood.  But if it is indeed your wish to become a Savior of the Unprotected you have the Egg King's support. 

Come in our TS tomorrow and we can decide whether or not you take the blood oath. 

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: OssumPawesome on June 12, 2012, 04:39:13 am

 Well I'm psyched about taking a blood oath, and im in the ts now.  But no one is in here  :?  When do yous guys usually play vidya?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 12, 2012, 09:46:42 am

Quote from: OssumPawesome on June 12, 2012, 04:39:13 am

Well I'm psyched about taking a blood oath, and im in the ts now.  But no one is in here  :?  When do yous guys usually play vidya?

I'm psyched too! Slight issue tonight. I'm in summer school and had to write a fat speech tonight. Sorry my man. But I will one hundred percent be in TS during the afternoon tomorrow around 3:00pm when I get out of class(it's 12:45 am my time right now) and again around 10pm my time after I watch the NBA Finals game.  Do either of those times work for you?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: OssumPawesome on June 12, 2012, 10:27:55 am

sure either of those times would probably work for me. btw my character is only level 20, but I have him decked out in light strange anime armor to go with that badass banner should I get into this cool kid club. hope to see you soon.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 12, 2012, 10:48:05 am

Sounds Ossum Pawesome. You're more than welcome to wear whatever pleases you.  There's no actual skill requirement (we just happen to have some members that clap ass on the battlefield) just make sure you have the National Anthem memorized. We're pretty laid back, judging by your avatar you'll fit in with us just fine haha.  I'm psyched for tomorrow man it should be fun! See ya then

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oohillac on June 14, 2012, 05:39:57 am

Hail from Fallen!

Let there never be bad blood between our clans!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on June 14, 2012, 05:50:58 am

Cheers, oohill. Your webpage's game reviews/mini blogs were quite enjoyable to read!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oohillac on June 14, 2012, 10:20:32 am

Thanks!  Been meaning to write there more lately.  Too many short stories, not enough gaming stuff!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 15, 2012, 10:25:41 am

^^^ It's true Karma linked me your writing oohillac it's a beautiful thing

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Zombie on June 16, 2012, 01:48:06 am

I just swallowed a tampon.

-Stab

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 16, 2012, 02:04:23 am

Quote from: Zombie on June 16, 2012, 01:48:06 am

I just swallowed a tampon.

-Stab

Sounds hot

Lol is that an application?? 

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Zombie on June 16, 2012, 04:29:42 am

Yeah, hook me up!

Do I get clan discount on pads and tampons? Do they come in different flavors?

P.S. HAHA_KILLED_YOU is main char, Stab is an alt.

I'll choose a name more.. appropriate at next retire.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 16, 2012, 10:05:01 am

Quote from: Zombie on June 16, 2012, 04:29:42 am

Yeah, hook me up!

Do I get clan discount on pads and tampons? Do they come in different flavors?

P.S. HAHA_KILLED_YOU is main char, Stab is an alt.

I'll choose a name more.. appropriate at next retire.

LOL no need. Just keep what ever name pleases you. But before you put on the clan tags you must take the blood oath. If you want hop in teamspeak soon and add me on steam: scamper09 (name MrFistYoGirl should pop up).  Teamspeak info is on the forum page.  If for some reason you don't like teamspeak we shall find another way friend =). Don't worry btw, the blood oath is nothing to fret about.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Stabby_Dave on June 16, 2012, 11:55:44 am

Male equivalent of a period?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banjostring

P.S. Ive done it. Lots of fucking blood.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 16, 2012, 02:35:54 pm

I'm really gay and I want to join your clan.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 16, 2012, 03:06:57 pm

Quote from: Stabby_Dave on June 16, 2012, 11:55:44 am

Male equivalent of a period?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=banjostring

P.S. Ive done it. Lots of fucking blood.

I've got one of these... Damn you broke yours? I'd say that counts as the blood oath. If you ever want to become a droplet of the Monsoon you hop in our TS friend.

Wolfgang. You already know Fallopia is wide open for you baby girl

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 16, 2012, 04:34:37 pm

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left in a puddle. Become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on June 17, 2012, 03:40:29 am

Quote from: Zombie on June 16, 2012, 01:48:06 am

I just swallowed a tampon.

-Stab

I needed that for my batch of tea. All hail fallopia and welcome new members!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 19, 2012, 05:56:55 am

God TS has been a wet hot mess of period fluids lately.  Glory has been raining down upon our faction with all the new blood. 

Don't forget we're recruiting, so if you're a chill ass dude or chick who's not pregnant ask us to chill and we shall have a blast. 

Don't be afraid to make a splash in the puddle

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rage_Guy on June 19, 2012, 06:44:40 pm

hello,
mye näm is rage_gey i liv in de europ.
i hope yu liek eat.
i like you klan.
yu luuk liek fuñ klan.
but very very bad im europmen.
but if i be in america nekst life den i join yu ok? = no problm?
and sru for me bad englis me nativ langugage is latvian, a very niec contry.
if yu men eveŗ visit latvia den let me know this so i can give yu tea and cookie and maybe we can toutch iach other.
 bye.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on June 19, 2012, 07:07:06 pm

its daet friendt

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 20, 2012, 12:32:48 am

Quote from: Rage_Guy on June 19, 2012, 06:44:40 pm

hello,
mye näm is rage_gey i liv in de europ.
i hope yu liek eat.
i like you klan.
yu luuk liek fuñ klan.
but very very bad im europmen.
but if i be in america nekst life den i join yu ok? = no problm?
and sru for me bad englis me nativ langugage is latvian, a very niec contry.
if yu men eveŗ visit latvia den let me know this so i can give yu tea and cookie and maybe we can toutch iach other.
 bye.

Can't wait to toutch iach other.  Cum in Teamsqueak and let's get weird.  I always luv akscents

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rage_Guy on June 20, 2012, 10:09:21 am

sru i no be hom wil bi in 1-2 week zo wi can get cyborsex

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 20, 2012, 08:42:48 pm

That's tew long (lyke mi dik) cum now I cant wayte

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: To Kill A Dead Horse on June 21, 2012, 08:17:35 am

WTF am I reading?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 21, 2012, 08:30:08 am

Quote from: To Kill A Dead Horse on June 21, 2012, 08:17:35 am

WTF am I reading?

History

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on June 21, 2012, 09:40:11 am

both past and in the making

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: zetank on June 22, 2012, 10:34:29 am

I TAKE THE OATH. *bows* PLEASE ACCEPT ME.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on June 24, 2012, 01:19:04 am

Quote from: zetank on June 22, 2012, 10:34:29 am

I TAKE THE OATH. *bows* PLEASE ACCEPT ME.

Rise humble vassal. Youre now a droplet of the monsoon

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Protemus on June 24, 2012, 01:56:24 am

my god...what kind of abominable thread I came upon,I know there is a dark side of YouTube,but I found myself for the first time on the dark side of Faction Halls.
                       -I must pray to chadz for my salvation,and to guide my footsteps in future.
       

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 25, 2012, 12:57:56 am

Quote from: Protemus on June 24, 2012, 01:56:24 am

my god...what kind of abominable thread I came upon,I know there is a dark side of YouTube,but I found myself for the first time on the dark side of Faction Halls.
                       -I must pray to chadz for my salvation,and to guide my footsteps in future.
       

Sorry this clan is NA only...

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 28, 2012, 09:47:12 am

Keep this thread alive if you like the weekly pun =D!!  Or if you hate it...

All hail the Fallopian Kingdom!!!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on June 29, 2012, 01:10:07 am

Poop.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 29, 2012, 02:18:18 pm

Quote from: Rudybrah on June 29, 2012, 01:10:07 am

Poop.

Loose Bowels

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Herr_Thomas on June 29, 2012, 06:38:27 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on June 29, 2012, 02:18:18 pm

Loose Bowels

Rectal discharge.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on June 29, 2012, 08:53:58 pm

Quote from: Herr_Thomas on June 29, 2012, 06:38:27 pm

Rectal discharge.

slippery poop chute

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on June 29, 2012, 10:27:48 pm

Quote from: oprah_winfrey on June 29, 2012, 08:53:58 pm

slippery poop chute

Oprah, please regale us your tales of severe cystocele! I'm sure Stedman's thick cock has something to do with it ;)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Magikarp on June 29, 2012, 10:55:08 pm

The word splash™ can not be used by anyone without my permission. Please remove it from the title or be sued.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: ArysOakheart on June 29, 2012, 11:08:52 pm

Squirt

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 30, 2012, 07:37:53 am

Quote from: Magikarp on June 29, 2012, 10:55:08 pm

The word splash™ can not be used by anyone without my permission. Please remove it from the title or be sued.

Maybe when you evolve into Gyrados you worthless heathen

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 07:04:23 am

Dragonite is the only true dragon type pokemon. Gyrados is a mere autistic interpretation.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 01, 2012, 12:56:13 pm

Quote from: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 07:04:23 am

Dragonite is the only true dragon type pokemon. Gyrados is a mere autistic interpretation.

First 151 over everything.  Got lame after that

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 01, 2012, 02:45:37 pm

boss

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 01, 2012, 03:11:41 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 01, 2012, 02:45:37 pm

boss

Berenger is USA clan still around??

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 01, 2012, 04:05:21 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 01, 2012, 03:11:41 pm

Berenger is USA clan still around??

I got warning for avatar T_T
 
Which USA clan? One that BADPLAYER and others had or the one recently where i had USA flag banner? IIRC USA Clan was disbanded and the one new with me i quit on cuz my banner got removed.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 08:09:22 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 01, 2012, 04:05:21 pm

I got warning for avatar T_T
 
Which USA clan? One that BADPLAYER and others had or the one recently where i had USA flag banner? IIRC USA Clan was disbanded and the one new with me i quit on cuz my banner got removed.

Is that...even in english?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 01, 2012, 08:59:42 pm

Quote from: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 08:09:22 pm

Is that...even in english?

Que? Habla español? Tú eres un maricón.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 09:14:51 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 01, 2012, 08:59:42 pm

Que? Habla español? Tú eres un maricón.

Callate mayate

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 01, 2012, 09:18:41 pm

Quote from: Rudybrah on July 01, 2012, 09:14:51 pm

Callate mallate.

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 03:39:38 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 01, 2012, 04:05:21 pm

I got warning for avatar T_T
 
Which USA clan? One that BADPLAYER and others had or the one recently where i had USA flag banner? IIRC USA Clan was disbanded and the one new with me i quit on cuz my banner got removed.

But that avatar was the best =(. 

Have you ever considered becoming a droplet??

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 03:42:06 am

Quote from: ArysOakheart on June 29, 2012, 11:08:52 pm

Squirt

Oh and Arys come in our TS and chill sometime. There was an impostor posing as you in there yesterday... But of course his voice wasn't sexy enough to be you so I knew he wasn't the great Arys

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 03:58:08 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 03:39:38 am

But that avatar was the best =(. 

Have you ever considered becoming a droplet??

Do i have to taste used tampoons like EyeBeat?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 02, 2012, 04:28:35 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 02, 2012, 03:58:08 am

Do i have to taste used tampoons like EyeBeat?

But i brew the best tampon tea....

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 04:35:42 am

Quote from: Heres Ronnie on July 02, 2012, 04:28:35 am

But i brew the best tampon tea....

If you say so...... :?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:21:37 am

You don't have to taste them. But Ronnie stews a mean bowl I must say.  Hop in TS sometime. Were having a potluck tonight; Prince Ronnie is bringing his famous tampon tea, the queen Tigersblood is bringing his famous red sauce, Princess Karma is bringing Maxi-Pad mashed potatoes, and I'm scrambling up tons of pre-fetal eggs.  It'll be a good time if you wanna come hang out.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:22:46 am

Sounds like a recipe for a Puke-Pie.

What's the rules/req for joining though? Can't say i'll be too active right now tbh. Going away this Thursday and won't be back till 23rd - 24th July.

Also mic a must? Don't have a working headset for my PC. (got a dedicated headset for sexbox but meh).

Also do i have to eat pancakes with period blood on?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:28:15 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:22:46 am

Sounds like a recipe for a Puke-Pie.

What's the rules/req for joining though? Can't say i'll be too active right now tbh. Going away this Thursday and won't be back till 24th July.

Also mic a must? Don't have a working headset for PC. (got a dedicated headset for sexbox but meh).

Also do i have to eat pancakes with period blood on?

You mean creampie ;)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:22:46 am

Sounds like a recipe for a Puke-Pie.

What's the rules/req for joining though? Can't say i'll be too active right now tbh. Going away this Thursday and won't be back till 23rd - 24th July.

Also mic a must? Don't have a working headset for my PC. (got a dedicated headset for sexbox but meh).

Also do i have to eat pancakes with period blood on?

No mic is not a requirement.  I think you check all the rules, however if you're unsure they are in a spoiler on the original post.  Might want to double check and make sure you aren't pregnant.  No not pancakes. You just have to take the blood oath.  It's a simple procedure

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:38:26 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

make sure you aren't pregnant

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

make sure you aren't pregnant

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

make sure you aren't pregnant

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

make sure you aren't pregnant

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:31:26 am

make sure you aren't pregnant

FUCK!.....

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:47:36 am

Anyyyhow, might drop into TS later.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:48:03 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:38:26 am

FUCK!.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsSSfE87G_Y

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 02, 2012, 05:48:24 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 02, 2012, 05:47:36 am

Anyyyhow, might drop into TS later.

Do it. I'm hopping on right meow

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 03:04:55 pm

I'll get on later when you're on :P Seems dead atm

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on July 02, 2012, 10:00:44 pm

bump! happy xD day, MM! xD

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 10:30:32 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 02, 2012, 10:00:44 pm

bump! happy xD day, MM! xD

Is DarkKarma the great inside TS?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on July 02, 2012, 10:50:15 pm

I just got off work. I can be!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 10:54:16 pm

Also Rudybrah and Herkku (Morso) minus me because they want to have sexual intercourse with me but sorry, i'm already taken.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 02, 2012, 11:35:20 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 02, 2012, 10:50:15 pm

I just got off work. I can be!

Remove your fucking avatar, that is just disgusting!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 03, 2012, 12:58:14 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 02, 2012, 10:00:44 pm

bump! happy xD day, MM! xD

Lol xD! Karma youre sucha goof XD Xp X)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 03, 2012, 03:33:55 am

cut it out DX

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Cyclopsided on July 03, 2012, 04:39:48 am

My girlfriend just high-fived me after sex and refuses to walk

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:03:34 am

xd Xd xD XD ExDE! 8==/=D <------ Happy guy with a crazy hat? Or Severed penis?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:08:12 am

Quote from: Marathon on July 03, 2012, 04:39:48 am

My girlfriend just high-fived me after sex and refuses to walk

Then how can she make you a sandwich?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 12:17:08 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:08:12 am

Then how can she make you a sandwich?

He got a maid for that.

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:00:33 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 03, 2012, 12:17:08 pm

He got a maid for that.

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'Merica

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:10:49 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:00:33 pm

'Merica

Btw, haven't seen/heard ya yet in TS :P Where art thou!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:19:17 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:10:49 pm

Btw, haven't seen/heard ya yet in TS :P Where art thou!

I'm coming right now! Let's rape some face in NA1

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 03, 2012, 10:20:10 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 10:19:17 pm

I'm coming right now! Let's rape some face in NA1

Awkay. Can't find you inside unless you got some weird TS name.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on July 03, 2012, 10:38:51 pm

This thread honestly reads like an Autism Relief group.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:51:33 pm

Quote from: Rudybrah on July 03, 2012, 10:38:51 pm

This thread honestly reads like an Autism Relief group.

Yeah. Take me to Vegas and let's clean up Rudy. Yeah. Yeah.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 04, 2012, 12:16:30 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:51:33 pm

Yeah. Take me to Vegas and let's clean up Rudy. Yeah. Yeah.

Gimme your steam Sploogy

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Cyclopsided on July 04, 2012, 05:34:12 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 03, 2012, 11:08:12 am

Then how can she make you a sandwich?

She won't be my GF in 4 days anymore, she's moving.
(she can't cook or clean, modern day women.)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on July 04, 2012, 07:21:23 pm

I refuse to believe that she is incapable of making a sandwich

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 05, 2012, 06:07:43 am

Quote from: Marathon on July 04, 2012, 05:34:12 pm

She won't be my GF in 4 days anymore, she's moving.
(she can't cook or clean, modern day women.)

Can't tell if this is good or bad...

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on July 05, 2012, 06:10:33 am

alan get in ts beeetch!

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 05, 2012, 06:12:41 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 05, 2012, 06:10:33 am

alan get in ts beeetch!

Fuck...

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All ya'll niggas

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 05, 2012, 01:22:27 pm

Unless i see ya in TS/Steam. Going away for bout 2 weeks and be back 23rd-24th July. So unless i find you all in TS/Steam before i go away cya till then.

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 05, 2012, 07:33:06 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 05, 2012, 01:22:27 pm

Unless i see ya in TS/Steam. Going away for bout 2 weeks and be back 23rd-24th July. So unless i find you all in TS/Steam before i go away cya till then.

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Have fun wherever you're going bro! See ya when you return!

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Post by: Rage_Guy on July 05, 2012, 11:36:00 pm

hey america, watch me rockin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_If02o5eNM&feature=youtu.be

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 06, 2012, 12:04:34 am

Quote from: Rage_Guy on July 05, 2012, 11:36:00 pm

hey america, watch me rockin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_If02o5eNM&feature=youtu.be

Will you join MM already

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rage_Guy on July 06, 2012, 12:47:02 am

Appearently I'm having some bullshit problems with mics after reinstalling my pc, but when I get everything solved we will touch eachother. I promise.

edit- and I'm going to sleep now, it's fucking 1:47 am and im very tired, so good night(or good day to you)  :?

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 07, 2012, 12:39:39 am

Quote from: Rage_Guy on July 06, 2012, 12:47:02 am

Appearently I'm having some bullshit problems with mics after reinstalling my pc, but when I get everything solved we will touch eachother. I promise.

edit- and I'm going to sleep now, it's fucking 1:47 am and im very tired, so good night(or good day to you)  :?

Hope you dreamed of me

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Post by: Rudybrah on July 08, 2012, 01:41:23 am

Woohoo! Mass clan purging!

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 08, 2012, 11:29:39 pm

Don't have internet access every day when i'm gone so :l

Anyhow don't squirt it all out already but wait for me so we can have a squirtgasm together!!!

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Post by: Vaermi on July 09, 2012, 08:47:19 pm

Chinaserf Applies!

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 10, 2012, 06:26:45 am

Quote from: Vaermi on July 09, 2012, 08:47:19 pm

Chinaserf Applies!

Chinaserf is accepted!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Gricks on July 10, 2012, 09:56:04 pm

We need more cav and pikemen!#PK!$J!$J!$P!

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 10, 2012, 10:43:15 pm

Quote from: Gricks on July 10, 2012, 09:56:04 pm

We need more cav and pikemen!#PK!$J!$J!$P!

Agreed. Let the recruitment begin

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Relit on July 10, 2012, 10:52:14 pm

Recruiting pikemen? Who needs them when you have Fallopian?

PS Hello friends.

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Post by: Darkkarma on July 10, 2012, 11:15:12 pm

The lead bleed is always talking about this one thing in his pants that can do more pierce and blunt damage than any polearm. I dont know what it is, but id like to see it for myself!

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 11, 2012, 12:42:47 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 10, 2012, 11:15:12 pm

The lead bleed is always talking about this one thing in his pants that can do more pierce and blunt damage than any polearm. I dont know what it is, but id like to see it for myself!

Don't worry about it Karma you couldn't handle it.

And Relit you and MrPants inspired a revolution

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 01:12:03 am

Brothers, friends, former clan mates, let us shed some EU blood together, like eggs from a uterus.

http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming

4 PM Est tomorrow.

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 01:40:37 am

Quote from: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 01:12:03 am

Brothers, friends, former clan mates, let us shed some EU blood together, like eggs from a uterus.

http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming

4 PM Est tomorrow.

Wait which one do we join??

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Post by: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 02:13:16 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 01:40:37 am

Wait which one do we join??

Haha! The one at 4 pm est, FIDLGB 150 vs Saracen 111, for me obviously, I have something for everyone gear wise, even [C]avalry.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:32:01 am

Quote from: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 02:13:16 am

even [C]avalry.

Diamonds are the way to a girls heart. Money is the way into a whore's heart.  Pussy is the way to a man's heart.  Cavalry is the way into the Egg King's heart.

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Post by: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 03:42:06 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:32:01 am

Diamonds are the way to a girls heart. Money is the way into a whore's heart.  Pussy is the way to a man's heart.  Cavalry is the way into the Egg King's heart.

Wise words, I knew i'd sell you on that!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:53:49 am

Quote from: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 03:42:06 am

Wise words, I knew i'd sell you on that!

You know me all too well!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rhalzo on July 13, 2012, 08:04:34 am

Quote from: Chivers_United on July 13, 2012, 02:13:16 am

Haha! The one at 4 pm est, FIDLGB 150 vs Saracen 111, for me obviously, I have something for everyone gear wise, even [C]avalry.

150 ponies! Woo! Kill em all since I can't be there due to having to be at work.

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:00:35 pm

Quote from: Rhalzo on July 13, 2012, 08:04:34 am

150 ponies! Woo! Kill em all since I can't be there due to having to be at work.

Booooo to the work.... Yay to the ponies!

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Post by: bagele on July 16, 2012, 03:07:47 pm

whilst I was bashing peoples faces in I commented upon the fact that I grew weary of my unicorn banner, upon hearing my declamation jesse then declared "dude you should join us".

so here I am, joining, with you.

and shit, is it sexy.

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 16, 2012, 04:13:12 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 13, 2012, 03:00:35 pm

Booooo to the work.... Yay to the ponies!

Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee do noooot squirt yeeeeet!

I'll be back in bout 1 week or less :D Also gimme some fun STF build to do (can still access CRPG page and respec STF).

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Post by: Herr_Thomas on July 16, 2012, 08:13:12 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 16, 2012, 04:13:12 pm

Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee do noooot squirt yeeeeet!

I'll be back in bout 1 week or less :D Also gimme some fun STF build to do (can still access CRPG page and respec STF).

3/39 13 ath 1 ps 3 wm use a nordic short sword.

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Post by: HardRice on July 16, 2012, 08:36:47 pm

Quote from: Herr_Thomas on July 16, 2012, 08:13:12 pm

3/39 13 ath 1 ps 3 wm use a nordic short sword.

sooooooo fun

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 16, 2012, 10:02:37 pm

Scratch that, relative just died so gotta get flight tickets asap and be gone for bit over 1 week. 1-2 weeks.

Cya when i cya.

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Post by: Cyclopsided on July 16, 2012, 11:44:14 pm

:(

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Post by: HardRice on July 16, 2012, 11:50:35 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 16, 2012, 10:02:37 pm

Scratch that, relative just died so gotta get flight tickets asap and be gone for bit over 1 week. 1-2 weeks.

Cya when i cya.

Sorry for ya bro.

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 17, 2012, 01:47:23 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 16, 2012, 10:02:37 pm

Scratch that, relative just died so gotta get flight tickets asap and be gone for bit over 1 week. 1-2 weeks.

Cya when i cya.

The Egg King sends his regards. I'm sorry for you loss. =(  Family tragedies are never easy to deal with.



On a lighter note bagele come in ts again soon so we can get buck

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Post by: Darkkarma on July 17, 2012, 03:16:44 am

Way to disconnect right as I get in, bro.

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Post by: Spanish on July 17, 2012, 03:22:21 am

Way to never be thar when i need to make splash with you guys! :((((((

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Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 17, 2012, 03:57:30 am

Squirt*

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 17, 2012, 09:09:17 am

Quote from: Formaldehyde Junkie on July 17, 2012, 03:57:30 am

Squirt*

Pretty much...

No but honestly I'll be on tomorrow evening/night honestly. Just going to crash tonight. 

On a side note... the weekly pun has been up over a week. If any of you have any ideas for a new one I'm all ears. EDIT: And eyes. I was too nervous to put this at first because there is some gross shit on the internet... But then I was like "Fuck it bro you're the Egg King.  You can handle anything."  Hence the edit.

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 17, 2012, 09:12:02 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 17, 2012, 03:16:44 am

Way to disconnect right as I get in, bro.

QQ

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XD

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Post by: bagele on July 17, 2012, 10:20:17 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 17, 2012, 01:47:23 am

On a lighter note bagele come in ts again soon so we can get buck

sure thing, I dont have a mic if that matters.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 17, 2012, 12:20:46 pm

Mhm pretty busy over there. Not sure if i'll be going. Lots of other in my family will go so might be trouble finding a place to stay with so many others staying there at my relatives house so perhaps only my dad and stepbros n sis will go. I'll get on TS when i can if i won't go and stay  :?

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Post by: snipercapt on July 17, 2012, 11:55:44 pm

Clearly best clan ever created.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 06:15:52 am

Quote from: snipercapt on July 17, 2012, 11:55:44 pm

Clearly best clan ever created.

Stay out of our teamspeak if you know what's good for you boy...

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 06:16:13 am

Quote from: bagele on July 17, 2012, 10:20:17 am

sure thing, I dont have a mic if that matters.

aint no thang

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Vucching on July 18, 2012, 07:20:14 am

Hail The Egg King LeadBleed_MrFistYoGirl, The Egg Queen Tigersblood, Prince_TamponTea and Princess_Karma. I pledge my allegiance to you and the might of the Menstrual Monsoon clan. I am Canadian and play in NA servers at least an hour a day. I wish to become your humble servant and kick some bitch pregnant pussy ass. I have a character named Ozzmannn that is lvl 30 and is an axeman + shielder with a lower and a higher level armour set due to funds swaying back and forth. I have throwing up too with lots of knives for killing low levels and archers from distance as well as dropping lower level horsemen and generally harrassing.

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Post by: Rain on July 18, 2012, 09:15:31 am

Sounds glorious my man, come in our teamspeak any time! Also apply for the clan on the forums so we can get a banner on you so you get team balanced! If you need help with anything you can add me on steam xxangeluxx... Get at me!

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Post by: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 09:50:55 am

Quote from: Vucching on July 18, 2012, 07:20:14 am

Hail The Egg King LeadBleed_MrFistYoGirl, The Egg Queen Tigersblood, Prince_TamponTea and Princess_Karma. I pledge my allegiance to you and the might of the Menstrual Monsoon clan. I am Canadian and play in NA servers at least an hour a day. I wish to become your humble servant and kick some bitch pregnant pussy ass. I have a character named Ozzmannn that is lvl 30 and is an axeman + shielder with a lower and a higher level armour set due to funds swaying back and forth. I have throwing up too with lots of knives for killing low levels and archers from distance as well as dropping lower level horsemen and generally harrassing.

Fucking Vucching... I love it. Take the blood oath brother let's squirt bitches all day

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 18, 2012, 12:00:13 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 06:15:52 am

Stay out of our teamspeak if you know what's good for you boy...

RAPE

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Post by: LionsCrest on July 18, 2012, 08:56:20 pm

Man what's going on in this thread? lol

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Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 18, 2012, 09:11:39 pm

Quote from: Vucching on July 18, 2012, 07:20:14 am

Hail The Egg King LeadBleed_MrFistYoGirl, The Egg Queen Tigersblood, Prince_TamponTea and Princess_Karma. I pledge my allegiance to you and the might of the Menstrual Monsoon clan. I am Canadian and play in NA servers at least an hour a day. I wish to become your humble servant and kick some bitch pregnant pussy ass. I have a character named Ozzmannn that is lvl 30 and is an axeman + shielder with a lower and a higher level armour set due to funds swaying back and forth. I have throwing up too with lots of knives for killing low levels and archers from distance as well as dropping lower level horsemen and generally harrassing.

From your build it sounds like you should be in norse horde, but from your post, you dont sound like a giant bundle of sticks and therefore can't be in norse horde.

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Post by: HardRice on July 18, 2012, 09:36:11 pm

Quote from: LionsCrest on July 18, 2012, 08:56:20 pm

Man what's going on in this thread? lol

Quote from: spl00gedon on March 20, 2012, 11:10:59 am

MENSTRUALMONSOON

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Post by: Darkkarma on July 18, 2012, 09:56:23 pm

Egan come hang in TS sometime man!

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Bring Miracle too since I cant get into ATS vent on this computer to make fun of him

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Post by: oprah_winfrey on July 18, 2012, 10:15:56 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on July 18, 2012, 09:56:23 pm

Egan come hang in TS sometime man!

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Bring Miracle too since I cant get into ATS vent on this computer to make fun of him

I stop by every once in a while, its hard though since I work fulltime so I can't game all night anymore and you guys mostly play late at night (on top of that most of you are in an earlier timezone then I am)

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 18, 2012, 10:30:09 pm

Mhhm, pretty much settled. Won't take a flight to my dead cousin and my aunt because it will be too packed with people to stay there.

So i'll be back this Friday and squirt together with you in TS  :P . Maaaybe i'll get a headset with mic with me.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 11:31:17 pm

The Fallopian Royalty is heading on a diplomatic mission to Mexico this weekend in order to secure more land for the Fallopian throne.  With several meetings already set up with Governor Dos Equis and Queen Tequila we hope this trip can bring a new resources and allies to Fallopia's side.  Princess Stripper Crabs said she would be happy to show the Egg King himself parts of Mexico unbeknown to your average Fallopian.  Little does she know the Egg King plans to storm her castle and take it for himself.  The scouting reports show there are little to no defenses so this siege shouldn't take long.  She will have no such wall resembling the one at Castle Hymen.  The deterioration of her walls makes it obvious her keep has been breached many times before.  Making this trip short and fruitful.

All Hail The Egg King!!!!!  :twisted:

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Be back on Monday =)

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 19, 2012, 12:52:44 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 18, 2012, 11:31:17 pm

The Fallopian Royalty is heading on a diplomatic mission to Mexico this weekend in order to secure more land for the Fallopian throne.  With several meetings already set up with Governor Dos Equis and Queen Tequila we hope this trip can bring a new resources and allies to Fallopia's side.  Princess Stripper Crabs said she would be happy to show the Egg King himself parts of Mexico unbeknown to your average Fallopian.  Little does she know the Egg King plans to storm her castle and take it for himself.  The scouting reports show there are little to no defenses so this siege shouldn't take long.  She will have no such wall resembling the one at Castle Hymen.  The deterioration of her walls makes it obvious her keep has been breached many times before.  Making this trip short and fruitful.

All Hail The Egg King!!!!!  :twisted:

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Be back on Monday =)

Take care and run as fuck away from it if you hear gunshots.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 19, 2012, 01:45:29 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 19, 2012, 12:52:44 am

Take care and run as fuck away from it if you hear gunshots.

Don't worry my Prince and my Princess will be there protecting me

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on July 19, 2012, 02:33:27 am

My ass I will.

I just want to find me a fat drunk slewt to pass the nights with.

Ill look like one of the locals anyway so if shit goes south ill be fine.

GG gringos.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on July 19, 2012, 05:02:58 am

Do my eye deceive me? No! BATTERU!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=3882

JOIN OR DIE! NO TAXATION WITH OUT REPRESENTATION!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 19, 2012, 05:06:51 am

The fallopian throne heads to Mexico for our next conquest! dont miss us too much vassals

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Digglez on July 19, 2012, 06:46:42 am

So I was doing an exercise I do while driving, seeing how many insults I can string together without drawing a blank and guess what popped into my head, from South Park

FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!

I'm surprised none of you have used that name yet.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 23, 2012, 05:58:13 am

Quote from: Digglez on July 19, 2012, 06:46:42 am

So I was doing an exercise I do while driving, seeing how many insults I can string together without drawing a blank and guess what popped into my head, from South Park

FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE!

I'm surprised none of you have used that name yet.

Im going to have to add this to my recipe list thank you diggz!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 26, 2012, 01:56:02 pm

Spread the Red.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 02:09:39 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 26, 2012, 01:56:02 pm

Spread the Red.

Fapfapfap

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: ArysOakheart on July 26, 2012, 09:04:43 pm

Sorry about last evening, i'm on the rag.

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Post by: LordBerenger on July 26, 2012, 09:13:36 pm

We vampires like Jacob and that my old friend.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 27, 2012, 01:16:05 am

Quote from: ArysOakheart on July 26, 2012, 09:04:43 pm

Sorry about last evening, i'm on the rag.

You're always welcome to hang out in Fallopia whenever you wish brother ArysOakSquirt

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rhalzo on July 27, 2012, 08:34:37 am

With the recent declaration of support for Chaos made by Karma, I would like permission to add my brothers in MM to our list of allies. Let me know what you think.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 27, 2012, 08:47:44 am

Quote from: Rhalzo on July 27, 2012, 08:34:37 am

With the recent declaration of support for Chaos made by Karma, I would like permission to add my brothers in MM to our list of allies. Let me know what you think.

The Egg King smiles upon this Coalition good sir.  May the Red Gods smile upon your men upon the field of battle and bless you all with many sons to fight the hordes of Menopause.

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Post by: Muki on July 27, 2012, 09:18:19 am

I wish you guys good luck.

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Selling Katanas right now on Strat if your building a army :)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on July 27, 2012, 10:44:55 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on July 27, 2012, 08:47:44 am

The Egg King smiles upon this Coalition good sir.  May the Red Gods smile upon your men upon the field of battle and bless you all with many sons to fight the hordes of Menopause.

If you summon the Egg King and all servants in a strat battle (which is a 1 time deal) the enemies will drown in a monsoon of blood which will fall from the sky from the red gods. And eventually win your battle instantly.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Wallace_Ritchie on July 27, 2012, 06:12:02 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on July 27, 2012, 10:44:55 am

If you summon the Egg King and all servants in a strat battle (which is a 1 time deal) the enemies will drown in a monsoon of blood which will fall from the sky from the red gods. And eventually win your battle instantly.

This sounds more horrible than being hacked to pieces by any edged weapon I can think of. *shudder* Good luck in the upcoming battles. Hope you that do still pop in our TS from time to time.  :wink:

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rudybrah on July 29, 2012, 01:12:26 am

I regale to you a story involving CONSPIRACY, BANNING, DRAMA, BACK-STABBING,  the autistic dealings of a clan called Scythia, and a 12 year old boy that answers to the pseudonym “Sword.”
It all started roughly two weeks ago, with me returning from my inactivity by joining my clan’s TeamSpeak server. Alas, I was greeted by a seemingly empty server. Population: Me. Such loneliness I dealt with for several hours. I was finally greeted by the company of another clan member, whom we shall refer to as “Manny.” Manny and I were chatting it up, when we were joined by another user by the name of Sword. I have never seen Sword before, let alone talked with him. I was under the impression that Manny held the same relation towards Sword as I. Sword relayed to us that our current TeamSpeak server is empty because they were all banned in an act of rage by the heinous Eyebeat, owner of the current server we were on. That Eyebeat PURGED THE LANDS OF ALL RELATED TO MENSTRUAL MONSOON. In short, Sword told us that MM revered Eyebeat as a “total douchey asshole” and that we should “totally join [his] server, it’s so much better.” So, with really nothing to lose, Manny and I joined Sword’s Teamspeak (which is located at crpgserver.ts3dns.com).
It was then I discovered that this particular TeamSpeak was in fact a community portal, hosting services for other clans such as Krea, Hoplite, and Scythia, of which Sword leads with the help of his seemingly autistic lapdog, Tsugan. This became my new hangout spot, as I started to converse with a few members of Hoplite and joined their clan after noticing that MM has seemingly fallen off the radar, and is virtually nonexistent at that point in time. While populating Sword’s server I was frequently messaged by Sword himself, being asked if I knew of any clans that would like to use his server. Admittedly, I am not a large player in the cRPG community, or really any other online community as I do not have the time to maintain a solid presence.
Days have passed, each day I found myself attempting to contact other members of MM and even Eyebeat himself. Anything that would lend details to the story that Sword had told me. Several members of MM have finally come into contact with me, only to deny what Sword has said. Manny and I were the only two people that have been told Eyebeat was an aggressor towards MM. Things started to not make as much sense as they previously did. Sword refuses to discuss the happenings of Eyebeat and why MM left their previous Teamspeak, and suddenly goes AFK and does not respond to messages once the subject is brought up.
More time passes, and I finally come into contact with Eyebeat, only for him to deny that he banned anyone. Eyebeat was actually confused as to why MM left. It seems that Sword acted as a wedge and spread misinformation to anyone he came into contact with, regarding a clan that uses his own TeamSpeak. MrFistYoGirl, leader of the MM clan, verified my claims of Sword being the sole aggressor.
It is then, while in Sword’s TeamSpeak, while in a channel with Eyebeat, fellow clan member “Vagina Ravager,” and a non-talkative user named “Spybot” (which happens to have admin powers), that I have a sudden realization. I explain to Eyebeat and “VR” that Sword created lies about Eyebeat in order to facilitate the migration of the MM clan. With Sword’s previous activity, it all adds up. Several seconds after voicing my theory, Eyebeat is banned for “trash talking” by the user Spybot. How suspicious! It is then that I am messaged by Spybot and told “You know what you have done.” I inquire more about this cryptic statement, and am told that I have “trash talked.” Absolutely no context given, just two simple words. After being threatened to be banned “now or later,” I ask on what grounds is my ban being made. Spybot replies with “should I tell Sword now, or later?” Doing a quick client check, I find that Spybot and Sword have the same IP address. I reply to Spybot with “Why would you tell yourself something you already know?” After sending it, I was immediately banned for “trash talking.”
   MM leader MrFistYoGirl has contacted Sword and inquired about these bans, and why Sword has spread these lies about Eyebeat, banned him, and banned myself. Sword failed to offer any explanation to MrFistYoGirl, and insisted that we were banned because we “trash talked.”
(TL;DR)   It has come to my attention, and this should be shared with the community, that the clan Scythia, and users Sword and Tsugan have conspired against known TeamSpeak hoster's in attempt to fulfill their lust in populating their own.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rage_Guy on July 29, 2012, 01:47:44 am

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on July 29, 2012, 02:13:54 am

AUTISTIC LAPDOG LOL

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: EyeBeat on July 29, 2012, 03:03:40 am

Eh.  I don't care either way it really does not matter.  Was going to open up the old TS for my RL friends to use for GW2.

Everyone is still welcome on it.  I understand you guys want to have more clans on one TS like nditions and that is cool. 

I was just trying to squelch any rumors that there was a misunderstanding between us or something which I heard through the grape vine while playing crpg.  In which case I was trying to find out what I did wrong.  I couldn't think of anything I said or did to upset anyone. 

Other than that I can not wait for GW2 to come out!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on July 29, 2012, 09:33:45 am

Quote from: EyeBeat on July 29, 2012, 03:03:40 am

Eh.  I don't care either way it really does not matter.  Was going to open up the old TS for my RL friends to use for GW2.

Everyone is still welcome on it.  I understand you guys want to have more clans on one TS like nditions and that is cool. 

I was just trying to squelch any rumors that there was a misunderstanding between us or something which I heard through the grape vine while playing crpg.  In which case I was trying to find out what I did wrong.  I couldn't think of anything I said or did to upset anyone. 

Other than that I can not wait for GW2 to come out!

Either way everyone keep me posted on the matter because I'm just chillin either way

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Post by: moccasin on July 29, 2012, 06:29:26 pm

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 01, 2012, 06:04:49 am

Quote from: moccasin on July 29, 2012, 06:29:26 pm

helleo My good friends. i have Seen you're clan fight many battles. You are fierce Warrior made from bone of enemy. I would be honor to please join, i go by many names but i am known as my_axe_is_my_Buddy_icp and i am worthy horse xbowman that maintains positive KD. plese consider taking me under ur wang

The Egg King's wang extends far and wide across the reaches of this land.  There is plenty of room under it for you.  Come hang out with the Monsoon in teamspeak and we can discuss adding you as another droplet to the downpour.

All hail Fallopia

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: HardRice on August 01, 2012, 08:58:40 am

Scumbag Splooge.

 :evil:

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 03, 2012, 12:33:19 pm

Quote from: HardRice on August 01, 2012, 08:58:40 am

Scumbag Splooge.

 :evil:

Squirt! XD

Also,
Your sig... makes me happy

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on August 03, 2012, 12:45:03 pm

xDxDxD bump xDxDxD

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 03, 2012, 01:03:32 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on August 03, 2012, 12:45:03 pm

xDxDxD bump xDxDxD

Worst bump ever I just bumped it stoopid XDXD

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on August 03, 2012, 01:20:57 pm

woops! lmao xD

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 07, 2012, 09:34:28 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on August 03, 2012, 01:20:57 pm

woops! lmao xD

Page 3? Now this is a good bump.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on August 08, 2012, 05:57:51 am

Is this clan dead?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 08, 2012, 12:18:47 pm

Quote from: Heres Ronnie on August 08, 2012, 05:57:51 am

Is this clan dead?

No but I wish you were.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on August 08, 2012, 12:20:51 pm

what the f!!! Dx

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 08, 2012, 12:27:04 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on August 08, 2012, 12:20:51 pm

what the f!!! Dx

My sweet little daughter.  Go to sleep if you know what's good for you.  Because I'll give you two options if you don't.  Dis kid will explain it to you in the spoiler.

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"My hand, to your face.  Or my gun(Dick) in your mouth."

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 14, 2012, 06:57:09 am

Squirt Bump

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 14, 2012, 04:14:36 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 08, 2012, 12:27:04 pm

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bitch you aint no nerd

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: miggy on August 16, 2012, 05:16:04 am

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 16, 2012, 06:22:05 am

Quote from: miggy on August 16, 2012, 05:16:04 am

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Miggy that's one sexy cosplay beeyotch. Where you find these girls.  Egan you too! Who is that black chick?? She fine

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 16, 2012, 09:06:13 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 16, 2012, 06:22:05 am

Egan you too! Who is that black chick?? She fine

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 12:02:40 am

You need to be on more often Alan! You're like a ghost now! Or maybe you're on hours i'm not :l

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 11:32:21 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on August 17, 2012, 12:02:40 am

You need to be on more often Alan! You're like a ghost now! Or maybe you're on hours i'm not :l

I'm the ghost of Squirtsmas past.   I'll be one soon thought I promise. Like right now

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 01:59:26 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 11:32:21 am

I'm the ghost of Squirtsmas past.   I'll be one soon thought I promise. Like right now

No ur not!  :cry:

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 08:11:54 pm

Quote from: CountBerenger on August 17, 2012, 01:59:26 pm

No ur not!  :cry:

Lol I played last night with a guy named Cale.  He was a chill dude.  But I was about 8 beers and three shots deep so I was pretty done-zo.  I might get on in a little bit though! I'm playing baby gundams with karma at the moment

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 08:29:06 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 08:11:54 pm

Lol I played last night with a guy named Cale.  He was a chill dude.  But I was about 8 beers and three shots deep so I was pretty done-zo.  I might get on in a little bit though! I'm playing baby gundams with karma at the moment

widdle bay bee gun damns

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 08:31:10 pm

Quote from: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 08:29:06 pm

widdle bay bee gun damns

yus come on in ow widdow tee ess cutie patootie

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 09:22:32 pm

There's squirt all over my screen right now.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 09:23:18 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 08:31:10 pm

yus come on in ow widdow tee ess cutie patootie

I am at work right now, hence why I am on the forums  :lol: But there is never anyone in ts when I come in :(

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 10:17:46 pm

Quote from: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 09:23:18 pm

I am at work right now, hence why I am on the forums  :lol: But there is never anyone in ts when I come in :(

Dude MM is like the Illuminati.  We're everywhere.  You just have to look real hard.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 10:20:40 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 10:17:46 pm

Dude MM is like the Illuminati.  We're everywhere.  You just have to look real hard.

I am in the works of a new movie, just called up Nicolas Cage.

National Treasure 3.5: Search for the Squirt

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 17, 2012, 10:28:17 pm

Quote from: oprah_winfrey on August 17, 2012, 10:20:40 pm

I am in the works of a new movie, just called up Nicolas Cage.

National Treasure 3.5: Search for the Squirt

I've never been so pumped for a movie.  I heard this one is supposed to be the best yet!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on August 17, 2012, 10:31:40 pm

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on August 18, 2012, 12:04:09 am

Quote from: miggy on August 16, 2012, 05:16:04 am

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Looks like a baby eating spaghetti

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: miggy on August 19, 2012, 08:06:21 am

Quote from: oprah_winfrey on August 18, 2012, 12:04:09 am

hai guise

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on August 21, 2012, 01:29:00 pm

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Dude Berenger... You are my hero. Where did you find this stuff??

Sup Mignasty ;)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on September 08, 2012, 03:41:35 pm

Soooo I know I haven't been around.  Like at all.  Is anyone still in MM? lolll

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on September 08, 2012, 04:19:27 pm

unfortunately.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on September 08, 2012, 08:33:45 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on September 08, 2012, 03:41:35 pm

Soooo I know I haven't been around.  Like at all.  Is anyone still in MM? lolll

I don't really play much CRPG at all nowadays and left the clan ladder on page. CRPG's state atm is pretty boring to be honest.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on September 09, 2012, 06:00:37 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on September 08, 2012, 08:33:45 pm

I don't really play much CRPG at all nowadays and left the clan ladder on page. CRPG's state atm is pretty boring to be honest.

=(  Well for any who wish to make alts and such I will keep the clan going.  We just might not always have a banner.  I guess I should probably update the roster list hahaha.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: mcdeath on September 09, 2012, 06:17:49 am

I still play with my alt on occasion

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on September 09, 2012, 06:32:56 am

Quote from: mcdeath on September 09, 2012, 06:17:49 am

I still play with my alt on occasion

Long live Fallopia!!!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on September 09, 2012, 03:48:33 pm

I still play my alt from time to time. Just been occupied with other characters being close to 35. . and not having enough money to buy other games

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on September 14, 2012, 01:00:34 pm

I've been playing a little bit more again lately.  If enough of us start rolling deep I'll renew the banner in a heartbeat.

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Post by: HardRice on September 14, 2012, 01:36:26 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on September 14, 2012, 01:00:34 pm

I've been playing a little bit more again lately.  If enough of us start rolling deep I'll renew the banner in a heartbeat.

Awww shit.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on October 14, 2012, 01:52:06 pm

I miss you guys  :cry:

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on October 14, 2012, 02:02:15 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on October 14, 2012, 01:52:06 pm

I miss you guys  :cry:

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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on November 27, 2012, 05:25:48 am

I was going through my old TS recordings try to weed some out when I came across these gems. The following are recordings of every day life inside of our TS. Listen and celebrate with us what once was.

Sit back and listen to the charismatic voice of our glorious king as he rides into battle, cock and alcohol in hand.
https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk)

The only known audio of Chuck, one of Fallopia's finest philosophers and fathers imparting wisdom onto his brothers in arms about some of the finer points of religion,vocabulary and jungle carrying

https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: ArysOakheart on November 27, 2012, 12:10:24 pm

Nditions needs a Drunk Channel.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on November 27, 2012, 02:43:51 pm

NEVER FORGET!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on November 28, 2012, 04:46:59 am

Do I squirt a little?  Or you can squirt a lot...

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Ethgar on November 28, 2012, 05:45:59 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on November 27, 2012, 05:25:48 am

I was going through my old TS recordings try to weed some out when I came across these gems. The following are recordings of every day life inside of our TS. Listen and celebrate with us what once was.

Sit back and listen to the charismatic voice of our glorious king as he rides into battle, cock and alcohol in hand.
https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk)

The only known audio of Chuck, one of Fallopia's finest philosophers and fathers imparting wisdom onto his brothers in arms about some of the finer points of religion,vocabulary and jungle carrying

https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck)

I must say, the baby reference of "hey, your fine, your diaper is clean and your fed"  is the greatest.  As a father to a 3.5 month old, I know exactly how that is!!!   :D 

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Post by: Formaldehyde Junkie on November 28, 2012, 07:19:15 am

I squirted a little without meaning to

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on January 04, 2013, 08:52:51 pm

http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/chaos-war-is-hell-(na-faction)/5100/

http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/chaos-war-is-hell-(na-faction)/5115/


Squirt

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on January 12, 2013, 07:18:06 am

Quote from: CountBerenger on January 04, 2013, 08:52:51 pm

http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/chaos-war-is-hell-(na-faction)/5100/

http://forum.meleegaming.com/faction-halls/chaos-war-is-hell-(na-faction)/5115/


Squirt

hahaha fking own3d

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: LordBerenger on January 12, 2013, 11:26:49 pm

Quote from: spl00gedon on January 12, 2013, 07:18:06 am

hahaha fking own3d

Too bad she quit.

Squirt-a-licious.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on January 31, 2013, 08:12:57 am

Quote from: Darkkarma on November 27, 2012, 05:25:48 am

I was going through my old TS recordings try to weed some out when I came across these gems. The following are recordings of every day life inside of our TS. Listen and celebrate with us what once was.

Sit back and listen to the charismatic voice of our glorious king as he rides into battle, cock and alcohol in hand.
https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/alan-drunk)

The only known audio of Chuck, one of Fallopia's finest philosophers and fathers imparting wisdom onto his brothers in arms about some of the finer points of religion,vocabulary and jungle carrying

https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck (https://soundcloud.com/michael-brandon-culpepper/sets/best-of-chuck)

Our great King to Tinoshi, "Dude I got mad respect for your three inch dick." I miss these days

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: Don't be left dry. Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on February 05, 2013, 04:57:53 pm

We all do, my fallopian brother..We all do.

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Post by: spl00gedon on May 01, 2013, 06:11:28 am

WE BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Muki on May 01, 2013, 06:45:31 am

Welcome back!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on May 01, 2013, 07:54:15 am

Quote from: Muki on May 01, 2013, 06:45:31 am

Welcome back!

Thanks Muki!!!  See you on the battlefield soon and if we're lucky TS maybe????

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Muki on May 01, 2013, 08:44:00 am

Quote from: spl00gedon on May 01, 2013, 07:54:15 am

Thanks Muki!!!  See you on the battlefield soon and if we're lucky TS maybe????

If you need a TS provider I know someone who you can rent from

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rain on May 01, 2013, 10:02:48 am

A friend of ours is currently letting us use his at the moment, but we are always looking for backup plans just in case.. Thank you Muki!

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: oprah_winfrey on May 01, 2013, 03:52:18 pm

The return of a great empire.

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Bronto on May 09, 2013, 02:54:35 am

hey mr fist,

as far as TS is concerned you can always apply for a nonprofit one. you just have to fill out some forms and show them you are using it for gaming and not business and you should get one FOR FREE. FUCK MONEY GET BITCHES!

DICK_Brontosaurus

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Rain on May 10, 2013, 01:58:20 am

Please check out our new website!  www.menstrualmonsoon.com (http://www.menstrualmonsoon.com)

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Muki on May 10, 2013, 06:22:46 am

haha nice website, hope the clan regrows

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on May 10, 2013, 07:34:39 am

Quote from: Muki on May 10, 2013, 06:22:46 am

haha nice website, hope the clan regrows

As long as Tigersblood and Fist stay active I bet it will!  :o

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Darkkarma on May 10, 2013, 11:56:33 am

Quote from: TigersBlood on May 10, 2013, 01:58:20 am

Please check out our new website!  www.menstrualmonsoon.com (http://www.menstrualmonsoon.com)

That theme song.. I died

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Heres Ronnie on May 10, 2013, 12:50:39 pm

Quote from: TigersBlood on May 10, 2013, 01:58:20 am

Please check out our new website!  www.menstrualmonsoon.com (http://www.menstrualmonsoon.com)

We should add our steams to the clan page ryan, and that website its a good way for people to contact us. But I think only alan can change this thread

Quote from: Darkkarma on May 10, 2013, 11:56:33 am

That theme song.. I died

Karma will you come back to us?

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: Cyclopsided on June 15, 2013, 02:20:34 pm

Quote from: Darkkarma on May 10, 2013, 11:56:33 am

That theme song.. I died

OH MY GOD
i am dead
drippin
drippin

Title: Re: MENSTRUALMONSOON: WE BACK BABY!!!! Make a splash and become a Droplet today!!!
Post by: spl00gedon on June 16, 2013, 08:52:12 am

Never forget.