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BACKGROUND: Five years ago the Egg King and his army broke the walls at Castle Hymen. His sea of men flooded the keep and established their dominance in the Virgin Islands.  Queen Virginity thought that since the Egg King had her he would be content, but the Egg King was more ambitious than she predicted. Now that he had tasted blood he wanted more. He wanted to bathe in it as his ancestors had done before him so he set his eyes on The Kingdom of Uterus. His forces sailed for months without any contact with the world. They became lost at sea for a fortnight or more and were running out of supplies. Until one day, as chance had it, a merchant vessel appeared on the horizon. One of the Egg King's greatest commanders informed him that it was indeed a vessel from Uterus.  Elated, the Egg King followed the ship to dock and landed his troops on the shore.  The Uterians were ready for the valiant soldiers of the Monsoon. Try as they might, the Monsoon could not reach the Uterian wall.  The Egg King commanded his troops to attack at strategic angles, but the wall always seemed out of reach. Just when the situation seemed hopeless for the Monsoon, the Egg King remembered a tale he had once heard of a great battle.  The battle of Troy.  Sadly, the Egg King did not come prepared with any wooden horses.  However, cunning as he is, he created a Trojan of his own.  He constructed a blimp out of latex and elbow grease which was ribbed to enhance durability and pleasure.  In this blimp he put a secret reservoir to keep his sea men in so that they would be undetected. Late at night he slipped his best troops into the Trojan and offered it as a gift to the Uterian leader, King Kum, for a well fought victory.  The Uterians were overjoyed because they had lost so many soldiers to the badass warriors of the Monsoon.  They brought the Trojan in past the wall on drank to a well fought victory.  At night the sea men creeped out of the Trojan and sabotaged the Uterian wall. The next morning the Egg King and his army exploded into the city and slaughtered the Uterians. The Monsoon left none alive that day and the Trojan now hangs on the gates of Uteria as a reminder to those foolish enough to attack.  After the Egg King conquered these territories he felt satisfied enough to return to his throne in Fallopia. Those days were sticky, a real mess, but it taught the Egg King and his warriors to always be prepared because you never know when you're going to need a Trojan. 

Oath of the Monsoon Droplet: We keep, at bay, the soldiers of Menopause, Dicktopolus, and Pregnantia. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Soldiers of the Monsoon will forever bleed for one another and protect the one true Egg King and his family. For centuries men have feared us, while women lie in wait for our return.  We're loved by few and hated by many.
We are The Saviors of the Unprotected

We are:
MENSTRUALMONSOON
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All hail the Kingdom of Fallopia and the Egg King!

Fallopian Royalty:
The Egg King:MrFistYoGirl
The Egg Queen:Tigersblood
Prince:TamponTea
Princess:Karma


NATIONAL ANTHEM: Screaming, streaming through the night, you'd better plug your hole real tight.  The red runs thick along the seam, the cramps inside they make you scream. It smells a smell no one can tell, turns fems to demons, a man's true hell. Monsoon come soon and rain on me, release the devil's ovaries.

Teamspeak: ts35.gameservers.com:9208  Or crpgserver.ts3dns.com

May this face be forever recognized for his contributions to the glory of Fallopia.  The Egg King honors this man with high regards and vow to shower him with the glorious red of his foes.  Anyone caught harassing this man will be punished accordingly.  Selfless is he.  The "Eye" of the storm. Live long and prosper:
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REQUIREMENTS:
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MEMBERS:

Menstrual Monarchy:
The Egg King: LeadBleed_MrFistYoGirl
The Egg Queen: Tigersblood
Prince_TamponTea
Princess_Karma

Commanding Offisquirts:
Redscare
EyeBeat
Tinoshi
Mr_Pants
Mr_Socks
General_Jesse


Droplets:
CodeRed
BloodyTits
Chuggernaut
Klingsohr
PinkSock
SifSilver
Crimson_Smear
CheesyDischarge
Clitorius
JAGUAR_DICKSKIN
TweedleDick
TweedleDong
HaHa_Killed_You
Mango_Dice
Harry_Crutcher
Dont_Stab_Me_Bro
Chinaserf5
Autostacker
Lord_Berenger
Mango_Dice
Azrael2600
Backsteppin
McSquirt
Admiral_Adelade
Ozzmannn
Troll
YummJuice
Krixxus

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Clan Tags:MM_ or MENSTRUALMONSOON_

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If you would like to become a Droplet of The Monsoon, post something glorious on this forum or contact any of the Monarchy (either in game or through this forum). Every member must first declare allegiance to the Egg King and his family. They must also refer to all members of the monarchy by their name and title. Understand that the Egg King has divine right and he was chosen by god to rule.  Therefore, nobody may take his thrown unless he gives it up willingly. The Egg King does not have to accept anyone's allegiance if he, or any of the monarchy, think you're a pussy. If we deem you a pussy know forever that you are a pussy in spirit and IRL.  However, if they think you're a badass and accept your allegiance you must take the blood oath.  This oath can only be broken if you are no longer a badass and become a pussy.  Good luck to you all on the field.

Sincerely,
MrFistYoGirl: The Lead Bleed (aka The Egg King or Emperor Uterus), and lifetime ruler of all of Fallopia.
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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2012, 11:13:06 am »
+1
I'm behind this 100 percent
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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2012, 11:19:33 am »
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lol

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2012, 12:23:43 pm »
+1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2012, 12:46:07 pm »
+1
I tasted a used tampon once.

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Being a smallish community doesn't entitle you to act more like a dick than other communities.

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2012, 11:12:36 pm »
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cLHBwvMVow

its the nesting stuff of humanity
I tasted a used tampon once.

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 12:33:28 am »
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I must +1 this thread

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 06:09:06 am »
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M'lady, you've gone too far!
Also, I have declared myself #1 NA hybrid thrower
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As an NA admin, I am the most laid back and concerned with the ~fun of the game~ above all other factors. I've also been super inactive since Summer 2012. University takes most of my time, but I still find some time to play when i can.

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2012, 06:12:47 am »
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This is almost as full of win as our clan thread  :mrgreen:

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 10:28:36 am »
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This is almost as full of win as our clan thread  :mrgreen:

Props on that! Clan page is legit.

Perhaps we can paint the field red together.
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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2012, 12:23:10 am »
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Props on that! Clan page is legit.

Perhaps we can paint the field red together.

IT shall be done!

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
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Bump in the name of the fallopian kingdom

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2012, 12:17:41 pm »
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wtf
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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2012, 01:16:30 pm »
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wtf

Women's Thigh Fluid.

Yes yes.
I appreciate your acknowledgment friend.

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Re: MENSTRALMONSOON (Strat is for pussies)
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2012, 10:01:05 pm »
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jenkem=redscare btw