So a seal walks into a club....(click to show/hide)
NU I LIKE PEWPING, NOW GO GO GO U ONLY GOT 45 MIN LEFTHow many workers did it take to construct the golden gate bridge?
How many workers did it take to construct the golden gate bridge?
Only 24, there are just three pylons.
UM , i dont understand so i asked a friend, i dont play starcraft sorry :(. post another joke"Life is just a suspension bridge," said one man. - "Why is that?" asked the other. - "How should I know?" was the reply.
"Life is just a suspension bridge," said one man. - "Why is that?" asked the other. - "How should I know?" was the reply.
um i dont understand /: another one please.A blonde and her redhead friend are watching the 6 o'clock news, when they see footage of a man on a suspension bridge, threatening to jump off. The blonde bets the redhead $50 that he won't jump, and the redhead accepts. Sure enough, he jumps, and the blonde offers the redhead $50. The redhead looks at her and says, "I can't accept this, I saw this story on the 5 o'clock news, and knew he was going to jump," to which the blonde replies, "Yeah, I did too, but I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again!"
A blonde and her redhead friend are watching the 6 o'clock news, when they see footage of a man on a suspension bridge, threatening to jump off. The blonde bets the redhead $50 that he won't jump, and the redhead accepts. Sure enough, he jumps, and the blonde offers the redhead $50. The redhead looks at her and says, "I can't accept this, I saw this story on the 5 o'clock news, and knew he was going to jump," to which the blonde replies, "Yeah, I did too, but I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again!"
HAHAHAHA new best joke in thread. u got some competition tanken :OJust glad to finally find somebody who appreciates bridges as much as I do.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
LOL DUMB REDNECK, IN THE LEAD. 20 MIN LEFT :DThree men are on a desert island when they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie grants them three wishes. They discuss things, and realize they need to figure out a way to get off of the island.
Three men are on a desert island when they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie grants them three wishes. They discuss things, and realize they need to figure out a way to get off of the island.
One man wishes he was a little smarter, and he immediately swims off of the island.
The second man man wishes he was a lot smarter, so he spends some time, constructs a small raft, and sails himself off of the island.
This leaves the final man, who has been left behind, and can't figure his way out - so he wishes to become a genius! He then walks over the bridge.
um im sory, when i read it i didint laugh. but go go go make another one, u got 15 min left.Perhaps you haven't heard of the rabbit that likes to jump off of bridges?
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I THINK U WIN, JUST TO BE FAIR I WILL ALLOW 1 MORE JOKE FROM ANYONE IN THE NEXT 10 MIN GO GO GO .A truck driver was moving a man's stuff to his new home, when he comes upon a bridge in the middle of nowhere, which is unfortunately broken. The closest gas station is on the other side, and he's low on gas, so he decides to spend some time looking through the man's things.
A truck driver was moving a man's stuff to his new home, when he comes upon a bridge in the middle of nowhere, which is unfortunately broken. The closest gas station is on the other side, and he's low on gas, so he decides to spend some time looking through the man's things.
He is digging through some junk when he brushes a genie's lamp. The genie is very grateful to have been released after all of this time, and allows the man ONE wish.
Being a simple man, with his mind set on a job well done, he asks that the genie repair the bridge. "Are you kidding! Just think of all the work involved! That is a massive undertaking.. can't you think of something else?"
So the man thinks long and hard - after all, fixing the bridge will benefit but one person in the long run. So the man asks, "Would it be possible for you to make it so we Men could understand Women just a little bit better
And the genie said "How wide do you want this bridge?"
THIS IS FUNNY, BUT BRIDGES :P. anyways, tanken gets the 100k, tom gets 50k, and ron u get 30k . all funny jokes,if u wish to claim ur gold, add me on steam .ricky7hendler
THIS IS FUNNY, BUT BRIDGES :P. anyways, tanken gets the 100k, tom gets 50k, and ron u get 30k . all funny jokes,if u wish to claim ur gold, add me on steam .ricky7hendlerSorry, bridges are all I know. There were some real classics in this thread. :mrgreen:
Sorry, bridges are all I know. There were some real classics in this thread. :mrgreen::D . i saw this i thought it was funny, but yes u all get some stuf
:D . i saw this i thought it was funny, but yes u all get some stufhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCy7I6KheA like a boss
Post a video in a thread that Tom sent you five minutes ago like a boss.
have u heard the phrase
RICKY ONLY COPIES FROM THE BEST
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