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Title: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:19:46 am
I GUESS SINCE IM LEAVING TILL JUNE 9TH I WILL LET SOME LUCKY WINNER KEEP 100K :O

POST ME THE FUNNIEST JOKE , U HAVE 1 HR. PERSON WITH FUNNIEST JOKE WINS, IF U POST A JOKE I HAVE HEARD ALREADY, I WILL PEWP ON U
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:29:03 am
Please include a list of the jokes you have heard so that we may avoid posting these, thank you.

Edit: Also, I have here a joke that is so funny that you will never stop laughing.  You will die of laughter.  Fortunately I have it on a pamphlet in a language which I do not speak, I have feared to translate it, as every German speaker I have shown it to has died of laughter shortly thereafter.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:31:12 am
NU I LIKE PEWPING, NOW GO GO GO U ONLY GOT 45 MIN LEFT
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 05:31:58 am
So a seal walks into a club....


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Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:33:05 am
So a seal walks into a club....


(click to show/hide)


lol i like this one, go go go make morz 40 min
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:38:08 am
NU I LIKE PEWPING, NOW GO GO GO U ONLY GOT 45 MIN LEFT
How many workers did it take to construct the golden gate bridge?

Only 24, there are just three pylons.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:40:12 am
How many workers did it take to construct the golden gate bridge?

Only 24, there are just three pylons.

UM , i dont understand so i asked a friend, i dont play starcraft sorry :(. post another joke
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:41:22 am
UM , i dont understand so i asked a friend, i dont play starcraft sorry :(. post another joke
"Life is just a suspension bridge," said one man. - "Why is that?" asked the other. - "How should I know?" was the reply.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:43:32 am
"Life is just a suspension bridge," said one man. - "Why is that?" asked the other. - "How should I know?" was the reply.

um i dont understand /: another one please.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:45:47 am
um i dont understand /: another one please.
A blonde and her redhead friend are watching the 6 o'clock news, when they see footage of a man on a suspension bridge, threatening to jump off.  The blonde bets the redhead $50 that he won't jump, and the redhead accepts.  Sure enough, he jumps, and the blonde offers the redhead $50.   The redhead looks at her and says, "I can't accept this, I saw this story on the 5 o'clock news, and knew he was going to jump," to which the blonde replies, "Yeah, I did too, but I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again!"
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:47:14 am
A blonde and her redhead friend are watching the 6 o'clock news, when they see footage of a man on a suspension bridge, threatening to jump off.  The blonde bets the redhead $50 that he won't jump, and the redhead accepts.  Sure enough, he jumps, and the blonde offers the redhead $50.   The redhead looks at her and says, "I can't accept this, I saw this story on the 5 o'clock news, and knew he was going to jump," to which the blonde replies, "Yeah, I did too, but I didn't think he'd be dumb enough to do it again!"

HAHAHAHA new best joke in thread. u got some competition tanken :O
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:49:07 am
HAHAHAHA new best joke in thread. u got some competition tanken :O
Just glad to finally find somebody who appreciates bridges as much as I do.


.. suspension bridge.  :lol:
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 05:49:16 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 05:50:12 am
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

LOL DUMB REDNECK, IN THE LEAD. 20 MIN LEFT :D
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 05:55:46 am
LOL DUMB REDNECK, IN THE LEAD. 20 MIN LEFT :D
Three men are on a desert island when they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie grants them three wishes.  They discuss things, and realize they need to figure out a way to get off of the island.

One man wishes he was a little smarter, and he immediately swims off of the island.

The second man man wishes he was a lot smarter, so he spends some time, constructs a small raft, and sails himself off of the island.

This leaves the final man, who has been left behind, and can't figure his way out - so he wishes to become a genius!  He then walks over the bridge.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:00:02 am
Three men are on a desert island when they find a lamp, rub it, and a genie grants them three wishes.  They discuss things, and realize they need to figure out a way to get off of the island.

One man wishes he was a little smarter, and he immediately swims off of the island.

The second man man wishes he was a lot smarter, so he spends some time, constructs a small raft, and sails himself off of the island.

This leaves the final man, who has been left behind, and can't figure his way out - so he wishes to become a genius!  He then walks over the bridge.

um im sory, when i read it i didint laugh. but go go go make another one, u got 15 min left.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 06:00:19 am
A dog went to the post office, took out a blank piece of paper and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "but that would make no fucking sense at all!"
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 06:00:52 am
um im sory, when i read it i didint laugh. but go go go make another one, u got 15 min left.
Perhaps you haven't heard of the rabbit that likes to jump off of bridges?

They call him the Easter Bungee.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 06:05:49 am
I've got a joke for you.

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:08:00 am
I've got a joke for you.

(click to show/hide)

I THINK U WIN, JUST TO BE FAIR I WILL ALLOW 1 MORE JOKE FROM ANYONE IN THE NEXT 10 MIN GO GO GO .
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 18, 2012, 06:08:12 am
A man sees a hunter loading some dead animals into the back of his truck late at night. He walks over to see what game the hunter got. The first thing he sees is a dead squirrel, with a bullet hole in its head. Right between the eyes. The man exclaims, "Wow, what a good shot!" The hunter replies, "Thanks." The second thing the man sees is a deer. It was shot in the same spot; between the eyes. The man exclaims, "Wow, what a good shot!" the hunter replies, "Thanks." Finally the man notices a BEAR. A BEAR. The weird thing about the bear is that it has a hole in its head, between the eyes, but also holes in both of its paws. The man asks the hunter, "What happened to the bear?" The hunter replies, "Oh, funny story about that. When I shined my flashlight in his eyes he covered up his face with his paws!"
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 06:09:44 am
I THINK U WIN, JUST TO BE FAIR I WILL ALLOW 1 MORE JOKE FROM ANYONE IN THE NEXT 10 MIN GO GO GO .
A truck driver was moving a man's stuff to his new home, when he comes upon a bridge in the middle of nowhere, which is unfortunately broken.  The closest gas station is on the other side, and he's low on gas, so he decides to spend some time looking through the man's things.

He is digging through some junk when he brushes a genie's lamp.  The genie is very grateful to have been released after all of this time, and allows the man ONE wish.

Being a simple man, with his mind set on a job well done, he asks that the genie repair the bridge.  "Are you kidding!  Just think of all the work involved!  That is a massive undertaking.. can't you think of something else?"

So the man thinks long and hard - after all, fixing the bridge will benefit but one person in the long run.  So the man asks, "Would it be possible for you to make it so we Men could understand Women just a little bit better?"

And the genie said "How wide do you want this bridge?"
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:12:12 am
A truck driver was moving a man's stuff to his new home, when he comes upon a bridge in the middle of nowhere, which is unfortunately broken.  The closest gas station is on the other side, and he's low on gas, so he decides to spend some time looking through the man's things.

He is digging through some junk when he brushes a genie's lamp.  The genie is very grateful to have been released after all of this time, and allows the man ONE wish.

Being a simple man, with his mind set on a job well done, he asks that the genie repair the bridge.  "Are you kidding!  Just think of all the work involved!  That is a massive undertaking.. can't you think of something else?"

So the man thinks long and hard - after all, fixing the bridge will benefit but one person in the long run.  So the man asks, "Would it be possible for you to make it so we Men could understand Women just a little bit better
And the genie said "How wide do you want this bridge?"

THIS IS FUNNY, BUT BRIDGES :P. anyways, tanken gets the 100k, tom gets 50k, and ron u get 30k . all funny jokes,if u wish to claim ur gold, add me on steam .ricky7hendler
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 18, 2012, 06:12:44 am
THIS IS FUNNY, BUT BRIDGES :P. anyways, tanken gets the 100k, tom gets 50k, and ron u get 30k . all funny jokes,if u wish to claim ur gold, add me on steam .ricky7hendler

Groovy.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 06:14:20 am
THIS IS FUNNY, BUT BRIDGES :P. anyways, tanken gets the 100k, tom gets 50k, and ron u get 30k . all funny jokes,if u wish to claim ur gold, add me on steam .ricky7hendler
Sorry, bridges are all I know.  There were some real classics in this thread.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:15:58 am
Sorry, bridges are all I know.  There were some real classics in this thread.  :mrgreen:
:D . i saw this i thought it was funny, but yes u all get some stuf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: RibaldRon on March 18, 2012, 06:17:31 am
:D . i saw this i thought it was funny, but yes u all get some stuf

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

 :lol:
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:20:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

 :lol:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCy7I6KheA like a boss
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 06:22:17 am
I win

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Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 18, 2012, 06:33:17 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCy7I6KheA like a boss

Post a video in a thread that Tom sent you five minutes ago like a boss.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:36:20 am
Post a video in a thread that Tom sent you five minutes ago like a boss.

have u heard the phrase
RICKY ONLY COPIES FROM THE BEST
:P
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 18, 2012, 06:37:07 am
have u heard the phrase
RICKY ONLY COPIES FROM THE BEST
:P

Damn straight.
Title: Re: PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE
Post by: Ricky77 on March 18, 2012, 06:40:23 am
WELL GUYS, CYA JUNE 9TH BYE CALRADIA TELL HUEY NEWTONS HORSE PATRICIA I LOVE HER