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Title: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 15, 2012, 09:40:50 pm
The following is a small description of what the Druzhina Bears are currently accomplishing in the Northern Region of Calradia...

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Malaclypse on March 15, 2012, 10:04:22 pm
Tanken, your will should stand strong- we never had a chance of winning against DRZ and the rest of the UIF- I'd venture to say that nobody does. They have effectively won Strategus, because nobody NA or EU can stand against them for long, even if they can for a few battles.

However, I will never stop showing up for battles. I will never stop glancing on Lordly Rus Scale Armor, not while there is still breath left in me.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 15, 2012, 10:06:15 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: CrazyCracka420 on March 15, 2012, 10:11:16 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?

Comes down to raw numbers.  Troops and money.  But you aren't retarded, so you knew that.

There's no penalty for having large amounts of land, nothing to discourage massive alliances.  So the people who have more fiefs will continue to be exponentially more powerful than the people who have less fiefs.  It's simple maths (and I'm terrible at math, so this is basically just common sense).
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Canary on March 15, 2012, 10:15:12 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ?

Perhaps not the whole thing, but certainly not just Druzhina.

Union:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2068 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2068)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2087 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2087)

Legio:
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2093 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2093)
http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2063 (http://c-rpg.net/index.php?page=battlesupcoming#!?page=battledetail&id=2063)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 15, 2012, 10:15:25 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Shik on March 15, 2012, 10:17:09 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?
Actually, STR is attacking as well, and there were a couple legio attacks too. But in any case of course it's hyperbole to say it's UIF, but honestly, while chaos was the strongest NA faction, it honestly doesn't mean much at all especially because NA is bad at strat. Also, Chaos also exhausted half their armies in an ongoing war with hospitallers/occitan when DRZ attacked fresh with months of stockpiled stuff. You can talk shit and troll if you want, I'm just going to enjoy the xp from the huge battles while it lasts.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Malaclypse on March 15, 2012, 10:27:14 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?

DRZ has more members than us (about 20 more according to the Battles tab info, though probably about a 3rd of ours aren't actually active, also), and way more stockpiled in terms of troops, gold, and gear from what we've seen; they haven't had any reason not to stockpile, as there isn't anyone who can challenge them in production terms, and there's nobody who would have any reason to want to if it would draw the ire of their allies. I mean look at that boss, relatively safe area for caravans to travel. From the desert, all the way up to the Greys, with only one river hazard area. That's all allied land, right? Jesus christ m8, talk about a good haul.

Also, both the Union (@ Mechin) and Legio (@ Rduna, still sitting there with another 1k army) have attacked our fiefs if you weren't paying attention! The highest tier armor we can consistently afford to roll around in and craft is Lordly Green Tunic Over Mail, and all of our economic efforts were up until less than a week ago aimed at funding armies we were sending at Hospitaller lands in the steppe. I'm a little behind on the other side of the map, who has DRZ been fighting lately that has similarly effected their output?

Anyway, this isn't a SCRIM or something, so any baddassery doesn't apply to it as much- this is a production war, and we can't keep up, plain and simple. We'll be outgeared and underfunded in every conflict unfortunately.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Konrax on March 16, 2012, 01:00:14 am
As long as I have a weapon in my hand, and the magical number in the top corner that keeps returning me from Valhalla, I will fight on.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Slamz on March 16, 2012, 01:13:34 am
Just so you know, "Fief count" doesn't matter as much as "willingness to engage in long range trading".

As I said in another thread, you go over to the EU side of the map and there are ant trails of nothing but trade caravans going back and forth uncontested across the map.

For that you need:

* A lot of people.  They can be mostly AFK.  They can be your facebook friends who never play the game except to log in once a week.  You just need warm bodies to craft goods and fork them over.

* A caravan runner to take goods across the map to sell.

* Enough fiefs to keep your people busy.  1 fief per, I dunno, 15 members is probably plenty.


Having 30 members in 2 fiefs is far superior to having 10 members in 10 fiefs.

Having 150 people who log in once per week is far superior to having 50 people who loyally play for 2 hours every day.

Having an uncontested trade route halfway across the map is far superior to sitting in a 25 gold good fief and doing craft-and-sell.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Slamz on March 16, 2012, 01:25:13 am
Incidentally, Chaos vs Druzhina, I watched the battles and have a comment/suggestion for Chaos:

Split up more.


The usual thinking is "group up and fight together".  This is not the CHAOS way and you suffer for trying it.  Druzhina has more ranged and more polearms.  CHAOS has much better individual skirmishers (especially when playing on NA).  I watch a 10 vs 10 engagement end up with CHAOS being wiped but then I watch a solo CHAOS guy trying to sneak around the side kill 6 people before he finally gets shot to death with arrows.

Basically you guys aren't good at working together and Druzhina's strategy relies on them working together.  Therefore a possible solution is, well....chaos.  If you spread out, some of you will get massacred by Druzhina pikeman clumps but around the edges where other CHAOS members are able to fight people in 1's and 2's, you do well.  And while conventional wisdom is that "streaming into the fight is bad", it might be what CHAOS needs to do -- not stream straight back into the central grinder, but basically everyone run in different directions -- enemy archers have no crowd to fire into (where they miss their target but hit someone else anyway) and Druzhina pikemen aren't good if they get spread thin.  They want to fight clump to clump, not man to man.

Their best defense to this would be to stay in a clump, but then they can't protect their archers as well as if they ran out to meet you, and they can't protect their siege shields, weapon racks and weapon depot as well either.

In the battles I watched, CHOAS would group up and charge, then regroup and charge again and during the regroups, Druzhina was running out to grab weapons, drop them in a central location and someone's full time job was to stuff them back into the weapon rack.  This person was completely unmolested as the clump vs clump battle raged a safe distance away.  They kept that weapon rack running for 3/4ths of the fight, only losing it when CHAOS lost cohesion and started trying more flanking maneuvers by the 1's and 2's, which Druzhina had to counter by clumping up, forcing them to fight right on top of their archers and weapon rack.



In conclusion, CHAOS is using Druzhina tactics but they aren't as good at it because they lack polearms and ranged.

CHAOS should try fighting using "chaos" tactics.  Your strength is individual dueling.  Your weakness is group vs group.  If you can't figure out how to quickly improve your weaknesses, then maybe you can find a way to play more to your strengths.

(Also, if you would supply your armies with a small number of heavy throwing axes, I would totally have killed those spawn camping horses...)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 16, 2012, 01:28:34 am
Your strength is individual dueling.

To be entirely honest, I completely agree with Slamz here. I could always tell that Chaos was almost entirely composed of duelists.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 16, 2012, 01:32:08 am
We basically WERE using CHAOS tactics, but we were finally clashing with an army that was well equipped and coordinated.  :lol:

Couldn't help but notice who the guys on the edges of the fight were when we killed them.  :mrgreen:

Do consider that the roster was not ENTIRELY comprised of CHAOS, and in what battles I've done with CHAOS, they've all played about the same.



.. in all seriousness though, we did VERY WELL, considering.  If we skirmished and the front line broke, the archers would have had free shot into the spawn.  Trust me I thought about what could have been done differently but that would have been a mistake.

Considering the roster messup(s) during most of this, you can't really say our play was poor.  We held our own with a lot of disadvantages.


Also a lot of the gear was looted, I think, and there are not many throwers on NA..  sorry bout the lack of axes  :lol:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dynamike on March 16, 2012, 01:39:25 am
Incidentally, Chaos vs Druzhina, I watched the battles and have a comment/suggestion for Chaos:

Split up more.


The usual thinking is "group up and fight together".  This is not the CHAOS way and you suffer for trying it.  Druzhina has more ranged and more polearms.  CHAOS has much better individual skirmishers (especially when playing on NA).  I watch a 10 vs 10 engagement end up with CHAOS being wiped but then I watch a solo CHAOS guy trying to sneak around the side kill 6 people before he finally gets shot to death with arrows.

Basically you guys aren't good at working together and Druzhina's strategy relies on them working together.  Therefore a possible solution is, well....chaos.  If you spread out, some of you will get massacred by Druzhina pikeman clumps but around the edges where other CHAOS members are able to fight people in 1's and 2's, you do well.  And while conventional wisdom is that "streaming into the fight is bad", it might be what CHAOS needs to do -- not stream straight back into the central grinder, but basically everyone run in different directions -- enemy archers have no crowd to fire into (where they miss their target but hit someone else anyway) and Druzhina pikemen aren't good if they get spread thin.  They want to fight clump to clump, not man to man.

Their best defense to this would be to stay in a clump, but then they can't protect their archers as well as if they ran out to meet you, and they can't protect their siege shields, weapon racks and weapon depot as well either.

In the battles I watched, CHOAS would group up and charge, then regroup and charge again and during the regroups, Druzhina was running out to grab weapons, drop them in a central location and someone's full time job was to stuff them back into the weapon rack.  This person was completely unmolested as the clump vs clump battle raged a safe distance away.  They kept that weapon rack running for 3/4ths of the fight, only losing it when CHAOS lost cohesion and started trying more flanking maneuvers by the 1's and 2's, which Druzhina had to counter by clumping up, forcing them to fight right on top of their archers and weapon rack.



In conclusion, CHAOS is using Druzhina tactics but they aren't as good at it because they lack polearms and ranged.

CHAOS should try fighting using "chaos" tactics.  Your strength is individual dueling.  Your weakness is group vs group.  If you can't figure out how to quickly improve your weaknesses, then maybe you can find a way to play more to your strengths.

(Also, if you would supply your armies with a small number of heavy throwing axes, I would totally have killed those spawn camping horses...)

Thank you for the suggestion, we may try that out in future battles. At this point, any improvement helps  :wink:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Slamz on March 16, 2012, 01:41:48 am
Incidentally, that's how I managed to go 33:12 in the Union vs Chaos fight.  I am not a 33:12 player (especially without my beloved MW Heavy Throwing Axes), but I kept wandering off to the side, getting away from the crowds where I would invariably get to slash a couple people in the back who didn't see me coming and then get in a couple of duels against laggy EU players before the execution squad would show up.

In the battle I watched, I saw TurmoilTom and Matey doing basically that as well, and at worst it seemed they'd kill 1 or 2 people before getting ganged up on and at best they'd slash 4 archers to death before the real fighting even started.

I could be off in my thinking, but I'm wondering what would happen if CHAOS basically said, "Everyone who feels confident soloing, go solo.  Run around the sides, whatever, cause trouble and ignore all orders from here on out.  Everyone else fight as a clump and listen to orders."  Ideally you'd end up with no more than 50% fighting as a clump and the rest forcing the enemy to spread out and watch their edges.  I don't know how well "total chaos and mayhem" would work, where everyone fights in groups of no more than 1-3 people, but it would certainly be interesting to see, and might be worth a shot.

As NH, I would not use this tactic because we are better cluster fighters than solo fighters.

As CHAOS, I think it might be your game.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 16, 2012, 01:48:48 am
DRZ are very powerful. All the money they got from taking the cities and castles left them in a solid financial position. With out the trade route and all that, getting 1mill + for taking a castle and anywhere up to 5mill for a city is worth it. In NA for a multitude of reasons cities and castles have remained untouched. The result has been that the Europeans power has gone skyward while NAs plateaued.

I offered my services and my networks a long time ago. But no one wanted to hire the privateers. I would have taken the fight to any one with a writ of services but no one wanted to pay. I only did one job as the privateers. 1. And it was very successful, I ballsed the Bashis out of 2600 trade goods and made a section of there territory unsafe for about a week, they had to send 3 200 man armies to secure the area and stop me from knocking out more caravans which I still could have done had I not made a drunken mistake.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 16, 2012, 01:51:04 am
I'm wondering what would happen if CHAOS basically said, "Everyone who feels confident soloing, go solo.  Run around the sides, whatever, cause trouble and ignore all orders from here on out.  Everyone else fight as a clump and listen to orders." 
I'm afraid in the case with DRZ, where they have so many archers supporting them, the front may more or less be equal on infantry, but the ranged  would  light them up, they'd get overrun, and they'll still have arrows leftover for the skirmishers.  Not to mention cav.  Plus, when the group gets split up, the chance they'll push straight through the middle of the (diminished) lines and capture the flags, instantly putting an end to the battle, grows.

The thing about the skirmishing that was going on was, I think it was largely unexpected as you said.  I could flank archers, personally, and score a kill and(or) chase them off a little ways.  It would usually attract the attention of some of their infantry and cav, too.  That's a bonus.  When you have a lot of people doing it, it just makes the whole thing chaotic, and I think with superior gear and ranged support, they would be able to take advantage of that situation, as opposed to us taking advantage of the former.


Honestly the vast majority of my deaths in these battles was to archers, typically headshots.  Pretty much, regardless of my position on the map.  :lol:

I think that's really where they had us.  Volleys of arrows blotting out the sun, falling down to headshot us all.  Ping no longer matters.  It's just dark and cold.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: TurmoilTom on March 16, 2012, 01:55:04 am
I think that's really where they had us.  Volleys of arrows blotting out the sun, falling down to headshot us all.  Ping no longer matters.  It's just dark and cold.

I prefer fighting in the shade.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 16, 2012, 01:56:16 am
Incidentally, Chaos vs Druzhina, I watched the battles and have a comment/suggestion for Chaos:

Split up more.


The usual thinking is "group up and fight together".  This is not the CHAOS way and you suffer for trying it.  Druzhina has more ranged and more polearms.  CHAOS has much better individual skirmishers (especially when playing on NA).  I watch a 10 vs 10 engagement end up with CHAOS being wiped but then I watch a solo CHAOS guy trying to sneak around the side kill 6 people before he finally gets shot to death with arrows.

Basically you guys aren't good at working together and Druzhina's strategy relies on them working together.  Therefore a possible solution is, well....chaos.  If you spread out, some of you will get massacred by Druzhina pikeman clumps but around the edges where other CHAOS members are able to fight people in 1's and 2's, you do well.  And while conventional wisdom is that "streaming into the fight is bad", it might be what CHAOS needs to do -- not stream straight back into the central grinder, but basically everyone run in different directions -- enemy archers have no crowd to fire into (where they miss their target but hit someone else anyway) and Druzhina pikemen aren't good if they get spread thin.  They want to fight clump to clump, not man to man.

Their best defense to this would be to stay in a clump, but then they can't protect their archers as well as if they ran out to meet you, and they can't protect their siege shields, weapon racks and weapon depot as well either.

In the battles I watched, CHOAS would group up and charge, then regroup and charge again and during the regroups, Druzhina was running out to grab weapons, drop them in a central location and someone's full time job was to stuff them back into the weapon rack.  This person was completely unmolested as the clump vs clump battle raged a safe distance away.  They kept that weapon rack running for 3/4ths of the fight, only losing it when CHAOS lost cohesion and started trying more flanking maneuvers by the 1's and 2's, which Druzhina had to counter by clumping up, forcing them to fight right on top of their archers and weapon rack.



In conclusion, CHAOS is using Druzhina tactics but they aren't as good at it because they lack polearms and ranged.

CHAOS should try fighting using "chaos" tactics.  Your strength is individual dueling.  Your weakness is group vs group.  If you can't figure out how to quickly improve your weaknesses, then maybe you can find a way to play more to your strengths.

(Also, if you would supply your armies with a small number of heavy throwing axes, I would totally have killed those spawn camping horses...)

one thing to note is that if you split up to much you will have to play tag with the flags as the large host unit wonders about capping flags at will and camping them.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 16, 2012, 02:11:13 am
I think that's really where they had us.  Volleys of arrows blotting out the sun, falling down to headshot us all.  Ping no longer matters.  It's just dark and cold.

We had archers from different clans mercing for us, zeeee best. You should see what they can do in EU field battle one day.
But our inf on NA ping is suffering the most.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Slamz on March 16, 2012, 02:57:05 am
I'm afraid in the case with DRZ, where they have so many archers supporting them, the front may more or less be equal on infantry, but the ranged  would  light them up, they'd get overrun, and they'll still have arrows leftover for the skirmishers.  Not to mention cav.  Plus, when the group gets split up, the chance they'll push straight through the middle of the (diminished) lines and capture the flags, instantly putting an end to the battle, grows.

The problem I see is that you're going to get pelted with arrows no matter what you do and if anything, clumping up just makes it better for the archers.  Unless you have a solid shield wall (lots of people with nice, big huscarl or board shields) to advance with, preferably backed up with experienced pikemen, then you might as well spread out so that at least a missed archery shot is a miss and not a hit on someone else behind you.

The risk of them rushing your flags is the same for both sides.  If you're all spread out and they suddenly clump and rush your flags, well, who's guarding their flags?  There might be an amusing situation where both sides have no flags and it's suddenly a deathmatch.


Incidentally, I think trading has done more than castles.  50 players @ 24 goods per day @ 50 gold per good = 60,000 gold per DAY for your clan.  Times 30 days is 1.8 million.  And "50 gold per good" is fairly modest, I think.

I think a lot of NA has been sitting in 1 spot, crafting and selling for ~12 gold per good when even something like Ambean -> Mechin will get you something close to 30 gold per good in profit.  (And it's really not that time consuming.  You just need a couple of dedicated "traders" who load up goods, travel somewhere good, sell them, then come back.  If you can produce goods on both sides of the trade route, so much the better.  Out of those 50 players you could probably have 40 of them be slacker AFKers with 10 as semi-active crafters, traders and quartermasters and you'd be making bank.)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 16, 2012, 03:17:40 am
The problem I see is that you're going to get pelted with arrows no matter what you do and if anything, clumping up just makes it better for the archers.  Unless you have a solid shield wall (lots of people with nice, big huscarl or board shields) to advance with, preferably backed up with experienced pikemen, then you might as well spread out so that at least a missed archery shot is a miss and not a hit on someone else behind you.

The risk of them rushing your flags is the same for both sides.  If you're all spread out and they suddenly clump and rush your flags, well, who's guarding their flags?  There might be an amusing situation where both sides have no flags and it's suddenly a deathmatch.


Incidentally, I think trading has done more than castles.  50 players @ 24 goods per day @ 50 gold per good = 60,000 gold per DAY for your clan.  Times 30 days is 1.8 million.  And "50 gold per good" is fairly modest, I think.

I think a lot of NA has been sitting in 1 spot, crafting and selling for ~12 gold per good when even something like Ambean -> Mechin will get you something close to 30 gold per good in profit.  (And it's really not that time consuming.  You just need a couple of dedicated "traders" who load up goods, travel somewhere good, sell them, then come back.  If you can produce goods on both sides of the trade route, so much the better.  Out of those 50 players you could probably have 40 of them be slacker AFKers with 10 as semi-active crafters, traders and quartermasters and you'd be making bank.)
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I agree with your point.

More over if something ain't working there is no point in doing the same thing that isn't working.

Skirmishing should give chaos a bit of an advantage. It sounds like the most important thing is shutting down the range. So 3 man hunter killer teams would probably be the go.
1 shield 1 2h 1 pole. And then get chaos range hammering into the inf.


hmmmmmmmmm, on second thoughts keep clumping together and running at DRZ, you may to try surprise attack by running at them backwards and throwing your weapons to the ground at the last moment and then punching them. You will take them by surprise :D
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 16, 2012, 03:40:39 am
its not all that simple, Chaos + friends, switched tactic few times, and in last battle they was fighting all spread out, not sure if it was better or worse for them

though every battle gives good experience and you improve

our guys hated your pikemen :)) they was one of our biggest problems, we didn't use to fight against so many pikes and learning something out of this too
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Cicero on March 16, 2012, 03:54:45 am
Who was the guy that i did "this is sparta" from siege tower ?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Blackzilla on March 16, 2012, 04:11:56 am
To be entirely honest, I completely agree with Slamz here. I could always tell that Chaos was almost entirely composed of duelists.

Not true. I am no duelist(compared to other chaos members). I'm more of a support guy.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Lemmy_Winks on March 16, 2012, 04:24:29 am
Youd have been signifacntly more effective defending a village. Do what you have been doing agaisnt us an pack the narrow entrnaces with pikemen. An army of pikeman is not as good in the open field when you cant bottle neck people. You already lost many of your villages but you still have 2 to defend.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: JihadistMexican on March 16, 2012, 04:43:16 am
Russian archers in the first battle made me cry myself to sleep.  The NA archers in the village defense were pushovers. The field battle today vs RU made me GTX because I was just wasting tickets lol. Props to you Russkies with the high ping. You are nice than the other EU who like to troll  :D
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 16, 2012, 05:09:23 am
our guys hated your pikemen :)) they was one of our biggest problems, we didn't use to fight against so many pikes and learning something out of this too



Gooooood...gooooooood. KUTT did their job then!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Matey on March 16, 2012, 06:58:15 am
Who was the guy that i did "this is sparta" from siege tower ?

yarrr, twas me who walked the plank.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 16, 2012, 07:23:17 am
You know, Cicero did shout "THIS IS SPARTA" kicking u off that plank. Thats probably most memorable moment of the battle.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Slamz on March 16, 2012, 07:42:46 am
To be honest, I thought the funniest thing was the naked guy who spent pretty much the whole match shoving weapons back into the weapon rack.  We were joking about that, like his girlfriend asking him,
"So what did you do in that game you guys played earlier?  Did you kick some ass?"
"Oh, I picked up weapons and I put them into a rack.  For about an hour.  It's what I do."


It's a mechanic that definitely falls a bit short in terms of "fun".
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Matey on March 16, 2012, 07:43:24 am
my favourites were making it up there and killing a few archers before getting swarmed by angry metal people who kicked me to my death after team hitting each other a lot swinging at me...

and my other favourite moment was dancing through like 7 people and then clubbing nebun to death :D
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 16, 2012, 07:57:35 am
To be honest, I thought the funniest thing was the naked guy who spent pretty much the whole match shoving weapons back into the weapon rack.  We were joking about that, like his girlfriend asking him,
"So what did you do in that game you guys played earlier?  Did you kick some ass?"
"Oh, I picked up weapons and I put them into a rack.  For about an hour.  It's what I do."


It's a mechanic that definitely falls a bit short in terms of "fun".

Naked guy putting equip into weapon rack is talisman of our clan :) We will build him a statue in Sumbuja.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Uumdi on March 16, 2012, 08:52:31 am
http://youtu.be/1J4JuwaExWY

I had a blast, and yeah I agree with the pointers.  I don't know where people get the imagery of CHAOS = Elite NA clan, but we certainly appreciate it, haha.  We're pretty much a clusterfuck of guys who manage to put up with each other (right) on a daily basis.  I've seen too much overgeneralizing from most parties involved; and at the end of the day, everybody's right on some things, and wrong on others.

Say some of us change our builds, people react to that sort of thing.  Yeah, I can agree that we do better with flanking runs and melee engagements.  Its completely mind-boggling to most of us to hear completely dead-moraled, angry-toned, frustrated orders being barked out over voice chat to do something completely out of character for us.  I was a 1h/shield, fighting off on the left-side (our spawn) field, right side field for the defenders, in the open field battle.  Level 21, 18/12 build, pulling some really nice moves in some fun melee engagements, managing to do what I can against 60-65 body armor with an italian sword.  As we're making what progress we can in this effort, we hear conflicting orders, and in many moments, it was best to ignore them.

But do you blatantly ignore each other?  No, you suck it up and show respect for the people you're friends with and honorbound to.  No need to turn it into a race war, or to blame the friends and allies we once had.  You'd be surprised to meet some intelligent, open-minded people who really aren't as stupid as you think in America, as well as EU and Asia.  Its a very small embarrassment to lose on an online game.  Life goes on, as long as we respawn we'll be fine guys.  What's really an embarrassment is when people betray their fellowman with selfishness - and thats an embarrassment for humanity, not just one region of the world.

American Pride and European Pride are two different flavors of the same thing, you know?  Its interesting and fun to notice the influences and trends based on different cultures maybe.  But one isn't better than the other.  You can tell all the NA clans to work together (hahahaha), and fight over what, the Great Line of chadz?  Strat's just a board game - have you ever lost a board game in your life?   Of course you have - just have the humility to admit when the odds are against you - don't just flip the board in rage.  And for the offenders - have the humility to acknowledge you have the upper hand, and move on from there in your conquest.

^In the offenders case, DRZ has been great about it.  Nebun and Vovka have the appearance of fun and humble guys with tasteful senses of humor.  And in our defense, we're fighting to our very last man, and keeping our chins up, and some of us, our mouths shut.  You haven't seen us take off our tags and say "F the world", we're mobilizing what we can to survive another week, and its not a pretty site.  We've got 15-20 active members scrambling around.  We may not always agree with the course of actions and decisions, but we lend our advice and our support regardless, (personally due to the value of comradery.)

On the flip side, we've had dozens of personal attacks - as to be expected on an online game of shit-talking adolescents and crusty old men.  I won't name names, but us as a clan (ok), us as a country (seriously?), and even me on a personal level.  Its fine, laugh it off, I've already been called a pussy and a bundle of sticks in battle server enough times (by wojtek), but we should open our eyes, guys, and realize its a bit ridiculous.

On the flip side of our defense, we've had a ton of incidents of the same stuff.  Not only are we bitching about EU vs NA nonsense and making anti UIF propoganda, but we're also dogging hard on the other NA clans who have been both our allies and enemies at any given point in time.  But what really really really takes the cake was my personal favorite here: 

"EU my old friends, USA has a higher fertility rate"

WOWOWOW, maybe because our blatant and disgusting use of sex appeal in the media, as well as our ridiculous stance on sexuality, lust, and vanity make it near impossible to keep it in our pants.  Bravo, man, bravo.  Hahaha

*Quick edit*:  The real winners are the upright members of our community who have had fun, had a good laugh, and/or kept their lips sealed.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 16, 2012, 05:31:31 pm
And in our defense, we're fighting to our very last man, and keeping our chins up, and some of us, our mouths shut.


HEY.

I said that during the strat battle you line-stealer.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Canary on March 16, 2012, 06:39:09 pm
I will point out to Slamz and others that one of our issues is the fact that while these are Chaos battles, not very many of our players are actually Chaos members, mostly due to the timing. For example, in the first battle yesterday we only had seven members of Chaos fighting. The number of actual Chaos members in any of those three battles was never higher than ten, because regardless of how we tout ourselves not all of us are, in fact, no-lifer mad nerds IRL with no real obligations outside of this video game. Many of our better players simply aren't able to show up at this time of day. This kind of turnout is pitifully low compared to our typical weeknight battle server numbers.

I do, however, thank you for your suggestions, as we can clearly use some help here and this kind of input isn't given out freely often enough.

Youd have been signifacntly more effective defending a village. Do what you have been doing agaisnt us an pack the narrow entrnaces with pikemen. An army of pikeman is not as good in the open field when you cant bottle neck people. You already lost many of your villages but you still have 2 to defend.

And yet, we didn't really have the option of a village defense. The only village we had a significant number of well-geared troops inside of was entirely bypassed by their armies. They simply walked right by Tebandra and left it alone, we didn't get the option of a decent village defense. We could have holed up in one or two places, sure, but we also didn't want them stomping all over our allies while we sat back idly waiting for an attack.

Which is also part of the reason why all these battles have happened at such a poor time: We can't force them to attack us. We have to engage them on their terms in this situation, and as such fall prey to their playing hours. Some of our guys could've been less careless with their nighttime settings, yeah, but in the kind of strategic situation that went down in the field with so many armies moving around, we never had the opportunity to engage them at a better time, and even if we did, their nighttime settings still would have given them the advantage.

Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: _JoG_ on March 16, 2012, 08:35:08 pm
And yet, we didn't really have the option of a village defense. The only village we had a significant number of well-geared troops inside of was entirely bypassed by their armies. They simply walked right by Tebandra and left it alone, we didn't get the option of a decent village defense. We could have holed up in one or two places, sure, but we also didn't want them stomping all over our allies while we sat back idly waiting for an attack.
On top of that, village defense is hardly an option because for some strange reason like 99% of the village maps put defenders into disadvantage over the attackers.
Which is also part of the reason why all these battles have happened at such a poor time: We can't force them to attack us.
You can tweak your night time a little bit. Like set it to 8am-4pm EST or something like that.

On an unrelated note, the video card on my laptop died two weeks ago which effectively means I'm out of Warband for an unknown period of time.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 16, 2012, 10:34:39 pm
That was a really fun fight.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: PhantomZero on March 16, 2012, 10:43:13 pm
Why not just make it so the attacker can choose the server, and the defender can choose the time?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 16, 2012, 11:27:53 pm
Why not just make it so the attacker can choose the server, and the defender can choose the time?
Maybe give Defender the option to pick their choice of the two, it seems that NA players would be on a larger disadvantage on EU servers, and with alliances you can always have people in a good timezone merc for you.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Malaclypse on March 16, 2012, 11:35:00 pm
On an unrelated note, the video card on my laptop died two weeks ago which effectively means I'm out of Warband for an unknown period of time.

Aww bummer Givi, hope to see you again before too long!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 17, 2012, 06:23:07 am
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Canary have you guys all set your night times? You should be able to force the times of these battles by adjusting your times... At least that's what I've been led to believe.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Canary on March 17, 2012, 07:23:18 am
In most situations, we got stuck with a bad time on our fights because our members, in their naivety or rationale during our previous war, thought the best time to set their nighttime for was when they were asleep - at night, in other words.

Even if our guys had their settings adjusted to prevent work-time battles, though, it goes back to that thing where we can't force a defense. We can't make them initiate an attack to get our nighttime to kick in. They'll attack when it's good for them, or at least tactically important for them. That's what we get stuck with, attacks that didn't suit us, but we were behooved to make.

People complaining about the reasons behind the circumstance may be a bit brazen in their accusatory tone or whatever, but can you blame them for being upset when nearly all of the armies we'd amassed suddenly disappeared (mostly in one day) during times that were inaccessible for their participation? I think that's the thing people are the most vocally upset about in this case, not being able to participate.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: FRANK_THE_TANK on March 17, 2012, 07:47:54 am
Yeah absolutely you are at their mercy in that regard, the only battles you can have a real say over are the field battles and that's only if they don't have crazy settings.

Personally I hate the settings thing and think the whole system would be better is just scheduled all battles for prime time with a minimum time of 24 hours from starting the battle. If your question is "who's prime time?" I would say the servers, so if its the NA server then NA prime etc etc.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Darkkarma on March 17, 2012, 08:47:22 am
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?

Do you even look at strat battle pages before you come and post in this section? Honestly,  i've glanced at the website every couple of days over spring break and i'd dare say i have a better idea of what's going on than you do, Plazek.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 17, 2012, 12:33:17 pm
Charming as always  :rolleyes:

Obviously Mr Smartface there have been a lot more battles since I made this comment, at which point there had only been one or two non DRZ attacks. Thus the claim that the entire UIF is attacking, was at that that point clearly and obviously false. In fact it still remains to be (given the widespread accusations of who exactly the UIF is) false, in that it is not correct that all alleged, nor even all former confirmed UIF factions have attacked CHAOS in this war.

Well done though, much more subtle that your last questionable comment directed at me. Anyway I should hope you have a better idea of whats going on after all CHAOS is directly involved, while all we are currently doing is honouring mercing agreements with our good friends the DRZ. If you did not have a better idea of exactly what is going on in this war then you would not exactly be doing your job would you? Though I am not sure that supporting misinformed and hyperbolic comments necessarily falls under the job description it seems you are pretty apt when it comes to that as well.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Malaclypse on March 17, 2012, 01:18:42 pm
I just think it's funny (and telling), that while DRZ is the only UIF faction that has said anything in regards to their attacks, we also have Union and Legio silently attacking as well. Very coincidental, I mean, if it wasn't planned, which is surely wasn't!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: [ptx] on March 17, 2012, 01:26:15 pm
It seems hiding behind his big friends' backs has made Plazek a slightly distanced strategus player. Multiple UIF factions are attacking Chaos right now, whilst the rest are sitting by back, indirectly helping DRZ by trade and protection of their common territory. Why would the entire UIF march north? It would make no sense, since DRZ alone would probably be able to deal with this war easily. But, i guess, it is quite convenient to ignore that and just make snarky comments, pretending that there is no big super alliance. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 17, 2012, 01:38:10 pm
It seems hiding in NA territory has made PTX a grotesquely fat strategus player. Multiple burgers are being eaten by PTX right now, lets hope he can get out of Ambean without the need of a mobility scooter one day.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 01:38:53 pm
Obviously Mr Smartface there have been a lot more battles since I made this comment, at which point there had only been one or two non DRZ attacks. Thus the claim that the entire UIF is attacking, was at that that point clearly and obviously false. In fact it still remains to be (given the widespread accusations of who exactly the UIF is) false, in that it is not correct that all alleged, nor even all former confirmed UIF factions have attacked CHAOS in this war.
Everybody gets in the pool and you all rise a little higher.

I would say that, given the amount of armies you're fielding, and judging by the roster, you've all had a part in this war.  Even if your part has SOLELY been to provide trade goods bonuses by allowing allies into your lands for these last months, you've geared these armies out.

Just don't act like your clan has been doing nothing, while you've been mercing. (and talking a lot of trash during the battles, too.  Most of it has been from you guys.)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Malaclypse on March 17, 2012, 01:45:04 pm
It seems hiding in NA territory has made PTX a grotesquely fat strategus player. Multiple burgers are being eaten by PTX right now, lets hope he can get out of Ambean without the need of a mobility scooter one day.  :rolleyes:

Man this joke just gets more fresh and ingenious every time I hear it. Come on man, get some new material, lolzamericancheezburgers is old hat, especially considering that the Corporate Cheezburger Machine is a now a worldwide endemic of fatties.

(Though in this instance I did laugh out loud- good restructure, Plazek)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 17, 2012, 01:57:10 pm
Why thank you  :P

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Noctivagant on March 17, 2012, 02:15:19 pm
People keep saying the whole UIF is attacking poor little CHAOS, but all I have seen attacking them is DRZ? I thought CHAOS were meant to be the badass Merican faction so why is it so tough to fight the most powerful European one?

Well history repeats itself, if DRZ were having trouble with Chaos, they would simply call other UIF clans. Thats exactly what happened to Mercs. First Drz, then Union, then Legio, Raven etc. Then Grey Order got involved too. But who am I trying to convince? its you in the end

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Camaris on March 17, 2012, 03:52:14 pm
If you tell them that even their grandma could win the way they are playing strategus consider you wouldnt be pleased to hear that too.
Who can blame them for only playing if its sure they are winning. If they wish to play like that np. But they should not wonder
if in some time there is no one left to play with :p
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Canary on March 17, 2012, 06:15:44 pm
Obviously Mr Smartface there have been a lot more battles since I made this comment, at which point there had only been one or two non DRZ attacks.

All four of the battles I linked earlier in this thread happened before you said anything. Don't try to underplay other factions' involvement then try to accuse people of being a "smartface" when you're literally not saying what actually happened.

Thus the claim that the entire UIF is attacking, was at that that point clearly and obviously false. In fact it still remains to be (given the widespread accusations of who exactly the UIF is) false, in that it is not correct that all alleged, nor even all former confirmed UIF factions have attacked CHAOS in this war.

This is partially true. The Empire hasn't attacked us (though did attack a friend of ours), Grey Order hasn't attacked us and 22nd hasn't attacked us. Is the fact that it isn't the entire (alleged) UIF really relevant though? People refer to the large group of EU factions that never fight one another as "UIF" out of convenience. If it's truly not the "whole UIF" or the "rest of the UIF" being involved as people are saying, does it really matter, in the end?


One more thing, though: you ordered us to remove a caravan from your lands under threat of attack, because we had signed up for the Antarians in their battle with you early in strat.

And of course Ribald Ron, we honour our merc agreement with DRZ, 22nd is a small faction in strat and without our strong diplomatic ties or as some might say "hiding" 22nd would quickly go the way of the Mercs. I make no claim that we have stood and done nothing to help DRZ, we would be fools not to support them in the ways we have previously agreed to do so. However with regards to trade, 22nd territory is a free trading zone to all peaceful traders. There is no special treatment there.

Anyway I should hope you have a better idea of whats going on after all CHAOS is directly involved, while all we are currently doing is honouring mercing agreements with our good friends the DRZ.

And yet you imply that this isn't a basis for being considered at war? How can you claim that "all you're doing" is mercing against us when that's exactly the grounds you used to threaten us with an attack? I don't see how you can try to pretend you aren't entirely against us using your own logic, even when your armies haven't been involved.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Blondin on March 17, 2012, 07:04:27 pm
Wow, four months that I have not played, just to come back and to see that this shit has not changed :(

Nothing has been done to change Strat? Always the group with the most members that win? no penalty for huge alliances? no incentive to wage war? same shit for little one? ...etc....?.....?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 07:07:48 pm
Always the group with the most members that win? no penalty for huge alliances? no incentive to wage war?
Welcome to online games!

The ones who band together and scream the loudest win.  :mrgreen:


UIF is so large I think even chadz is scared... :cry:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2012, 07:08:26 pm
It seems hiding behind his big friends' backs has made Plazek a slightly distanced strategus player. Multiple UIF factions are attacking Chaos right now, whilst the rest are sitting by back, indirectly helping DRZ by trade and protection of their common territory. Why would the entire UIF march north? It would make no sense, since DRZ alone would probably be able to deal with this war easily. But, i guess, it is quite convenient to ignore that and just make snarky comments, pretending that there is no big super alliance. :rolleyes:

we don't need anyones protection of our territories, we can handle it ourselves :)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 17, 2012, 07:13:47 pm
We do not care about you and your clan Canary, we just want you, and your obvious hostile intent to stay on your side of the border. I believe this has been a standard diplomatic position since you threatened to crush our 1 village vassal the Ninja last strat because you thought they would be an easy target. A diplomatic position I established to make the situation clear, to avoid war, an objective that was successfully achieved even if by heavy handed means.

I am not against you I have no real opinion either way. Not that I would miss out on these fun battles we have been having, or refuse to help our good friends, two things I do care about. Hold a grudge some moar, just remember to stay off our land. But that should not be too hard for you guys now should it.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Canary on March 17, 2012, 07:34:45 pm
My obvious hostile intent? You mean how my traders were putting thousands of gold into Buillin when they sold goods there? Alright man, I'm sorry, I'll never be so hostile to you again. I won't assume things from last strategus are behind us anymore.

You keep saying I'm the one holding a grudge, how you had "considered our former grievances behind us" but come on. You're the one bringing up things from last strat that really don't matter. If you really have no opinion, stop making your opinions public. All you bring to these topics is venom and vitriol, and if you're really not involved and really don't care, then please stop poking your head in.

For the record, the diplomat who threatened the Ninjas last strat (not me, as you seem to be insinuating) was dealt with before it ended and removed from his position. He was awful and said awful things and I'm not inclined to defend him.

Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 07:47:40 pm
two things I do care about. Hold a grudge some moar, just remember to stay off our land. But that should not be too hard for you guys now should it.
Wait, you hold your grudge from PREVIOUS STRAT battles, and you want us to stay off your land.

What about it being open to ALL PEACEFUL TRADERS?  Haven't you learned not to deal in absolutes, Mr. Smarty Head?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 17, 2012, 07:50:43 pm
It' s like see the old Soviet Union invade the weak Europe and then try to invade America,i would see how  will end. :shock:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: 22nd_King_Plazek on March 17, 2012, 08:07:15 pm
Wait, you hold your grudge from PREVIOUS STRAT battles, and you want us to stay off your land.

What about it being open to ALL PEACEFUL TRADERS?  Haven't you learned not to deal in absolutes, Mr. Smarty Head?
If we are at war with the Antarans and the largest constituent of fighters is CHAOS then it is wrong to assume there is some kind of relationship between them that could mean there is a danger to allowing them in our land?

If the Antarans then declare war on all aggressors against CHAOS proving my assumption that there was some sort of relation between the two (or that CHAOS were merely holding a grudge) to be correct is my reaction to the initial situation really not defensible?

To allow an ally of our enemy into our land is a clear security risk. Something an American I should imagine would understand considering how the border control in American airports works. :P
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 08:12:16 pm
To allow an ally of our enemy into our land is a clear security risk. Something an American I should imagine would understand considering how the border control in American airports works. :P
No, I don't really understand that - it was a trade caravan, which you accept all peaceful trade caravans.

Were you afraid that there would be some deadly spider inside the reindeer meat?  :mrgreen:


Also you're accusing us of everything that you yourself have done prior.  You're filling the DRZ roster, and you're the pot calling the kettle black.

Why does this even matter so much that you can't say "Yeah, you're right.  We're just as bad as we think you are, and this is a video game."  and let all this trash talk die. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Lordark on March 17, 2012, 08:29:28 pm
If only you would have been nicer asking the King Leper for support against the Golden Horde isntead of arrogant you war would be much more in you favor instead of now. I do want to tell you though that I wish you the best of luck in Strat 4.0 and that we may start again as friends instead of frenemies. GG Chaos fans!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2012, 08:57:52 pm
Then all clans mercing for Chaos is their allies and should be punished? :)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 09:01:55 pm
Then all clans mercing for Chaos is their allies and should be punished? :)
His argument, not mine.

Apparently 22nd hasn't helped you guys at all.  Yet he loves to call people on dealing with absolutes.  And trash talk. :rolleyes:


You're basically just going to do whatever you want to unless somebody begs which isn't gonna come from me.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2012, 09:14:44 pm
His argument, not mine.

Apparently 22nd hasn't helped you guys at all.  Yet he loves to call people on dealing with absolutes.  And trash talk. :rolleyes:


You're basically just going to do whatever you want to unless somebody begs which isn't gonna come from me.  :mrgreen:

who said we need begging? And you RibaldRon don't have anything of interest to us, because you got no troops to fight with.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 09:35:56 pm
who said we need begging? And you RibaldRon don't have anything of interest to us, because you got no troops to fight with.
Just going based on your track record.

I do actually have some troops, for the record, but they can only compete in NA like any of the armies you've crushed so far.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2012, 09:41:55 pm
gl with that
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: RibaldRon on March 17, 2012, 09:49:10 pm
gl with that
Thanks, that's not sardonic at all.  :rolleyes:


At the end of the day we all had fun.  It's your call at this point if it continues for any of us.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Blackzilla on March 17, 2012, 10:37:28 pm
Nebun are you done attacking CHAOS? The cave i'm hidng in is dark and scary. ;)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Ufthak on March 17, 2012, 11:10:52 pm
Goddamn, Lordark, I used to think Valdian was bad. But no, give me Valdian back.

Your faction leaders bitch and bitch relentlessly about us trolling, but yet they allow you to exist? Shut your face for once you annoying little twit.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: SeQuel on March 17, 2012, 11:18:52 pm
Goddamn, Lordark, I used to think Valdian was bad. But no, give me Valdian back.

Your faction leaders bitch and bitch relentlessly about us trolling, but yet they allow you to exist? Shut your face for once you annoying little twit.

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 17, 2012, 11:32:30 pm
Nebun are you done attacking CHAOS? The cave i'm hidng in is dark and scary. ;)

Yes :))
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Ufthak on March 18, 2012, 12:13:05 am
It was fun Nebun, wouldn't mind doing it again if we're ever in a position to do it again!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 18, 2012, 12:54:00 am
I hope next time on EU :))
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 12:56:24 am
.......I never got around to writing that story.........
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Blackzilla on March 18, 2012, 06:08:43 am
Yes :))
Ok so if i somehow get a fief i wont lose it to you? Good. The cave was dark and damp. It feels good to go out in the sun safely again!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 18, 2012, 06:44:25 am
unless its fcc :)
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 06:45:48 am
Does this mean the war's over?


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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 18, 2012, 08:17:22 am
no, it means we continue our war somewhere else
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Ganner on March 18, 2012, 08:37:04 am
no, it means we continue our war somewhere else

Might i suggest the steppes!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Blackzilla on March 18, 2012, 03:28:56 pm
I'll get a fief before the war is over and it will not be with the FCC!
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Xant on March 18, 2012, 05:49:26 pm
It' s like see the old Soviet Union invade the weak Europe and then try to invade America,i would see how  will end. :shock:

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: larlek on March 18, 2012, 06:10:08 pm
They're coming for you..

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Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Ohayashi on March 18, 2012, 07:27:19 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 18, 2012, 10:07:38 pm
KUTT no longer claims the mascot of Bears in the North after seeing that video...


...I think I will be a tuna....
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 21, 2012, 02:02:03 am
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Are you stupid? Is a comparison, an example ...you don't need to post shit like this :|
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Xant on March 21, 2012, 02:52:40 am
Are you stupid? Is a comparison, an example ...you don't need to post shit like this :|

It might just be the worst example ever used in human history.
"It' s like see the old Soviet Union invade the weak Europe and then try to invade America,i would see how  will end. "
First of all, Soviet Union never invaded Europe (nor was "Europe" ever weak) OR tried to invade America. So there's that, but okay -- it might work if it was some kind of an elaborate fantasy setting that correlated to what's happening in-game. But how... how does it even... I mean... DRZ = Soviet Union, okay, I can see the correlation. But is uh.. is Chaos "weak Europe"? If so, why? What's "America" then? If Chaos is America, who's the weak Europe? How does the situation in strat resemble what Soviet union invading Europe&America would've resembled? Why would you craft up such a fantasy scenario of Soviet Union invading weak Europe and then trying to invade America in the first place to 'make a comparison'?

I'd get it if it was something like "It's like wolves trying to take down a deer" or it's like "when USA attacked Vietnam" but just your fantasy scenario alone assumes a lot of things that never happened and all of it just so you could make an awful, awful comparison that has no resemblance to the situation in Strat?

tl;dr WAT IS DIS

Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Nebun on March 21, 2012, 02:55:19 am
Xant, don't go into that fantazy world :)) i doubt he got the same info on soviet union and europe during ww2 as we do.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 21, 2012, 07:32:16 pm
It might just be the worst example ever used in human history.
"It' s like see the old Soviet Union invade the weak Europe and then try to invade America,i would see how  will end. "
First of all, Soviet Union never invaded Europe (nor was "Europe" ever weak) OR tried to invade America. So there's that, but okay -- it might work if it was some kind of an elaborate fantasy setting that correlated to what's happening in-game. But how... how does it even... I mean... DRZ = Soviet Union, okay, I can see the correlation. But is uh.. is Chaos "weak Europe"? If so, why? What's "America" then? If Chaos is America, who's the weak Europe? How does the situation in strat resemble what Soviet union invading Europe&America would've resembled? Why would you craft up such a fantasy scenario of Soviet Union invading weak Europe and then trying to invade America in the first place to 'make a comparison'?

I'd get it if it was something like "It's like wolves trying to take down a deer" or it's like "when USA attacked Vietnam" but just your fantasy scenario alone assumes a lot of things that never happened and all of it just so you could make an awful, awful comparison that has no resemblance to the situation in Strat?
In fact was a fantasy example ,for weak Europe i mean territories they have already took in EU strategus part,you have explained what you meant(next don't post stupid images like that and ask explain).
tl;dr WAT IS DIS
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 21, 2012, 07:37:33 pm
Xant, don't go into that fantazy world :)) i doubt he got the same info on soviet union and europe during ww2 as we do.
And if you get the idea was a fantasy idea don't use irony like i don't know history,i didn't meant any happened event in this world especially WW2 than i know better than you.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: autobus on March 22, 2012, 06:57:43 am
dregh94

dregh94

dregh94

dregh94

i know better than you.

Prove it.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 22, 2012, 01:58:34 pm
dregh94

dregh94

dregh94

dregh94

Prove it.
What do you want nobody called you,the people in discussion are nebun me and xant don't join discussion you are not called in cause.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: [ptx] on March 22, 2012, 03:17:24 pm
You are quite wrong, dregh94, nobody called YOU in the discussion.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Xant on March 22, 2012, 03:19:10 pm
Yeah dregh, where's your invitation? Get the fuck out of here, mang. This par-tay's strictly invitation only.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 22, 2012, 04:45:37 pm
Yeah dregh i'm stupid, where's your invitation? Get the fuck out of here, mang. This par-tay's strictly invitation only.
As you wish, i let you continue to speak in your nerd discussions,people who don't understand what i mean but use prejudices only. :|
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Xant on March 22, 2012, 05:09:28 pm
no ur a nerd
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: PanPan on March 22, 2012, 06:00:20 pm
Dregh... *sigh*

btw: That guy is Italian.
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Xant on March 22, 2012, 06:32:24 pm
He did remind me of cmpx
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: dregh94 on March 22, 2012, 07:47:32 pm
Dregh... *sigh*

btw: That guy is Italian.
And you are german so what?Any problem with italians?
Title: Re: March of the Druzhina Bears
Post by: Tanken on March 23, 2012, 08:12:32 am
If you men can't keep this civil, I'm going to lock the thread.

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