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Title: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am
Ok so i thought it be fun if we gave every weapon a nickname.

Ill start an you guys continue...

Danish Great Sword = Lightsaber

Glaive = Lawnmower

War Spear =  Stun Gun

Great Maul = LolHammer

Steel Pick = Toothpick

Horn Bow = Machine Gun

Arbalest = Awp
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Franke on January 20, 2012, 12:56:46 am
Quote from: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am
Ok so i thought it be fun if we gave every weapon a nickname.

Ill start an you guys continue...

Danish Great Sword = Lightsaber

Glaive = Lawnmower

War Spear =  Stun Gun

Great Maul = LolHammer

Steel Pick = Toothpick

Horn Bow = Machine Gun

Arbalest = Awp

NOOOO, I wanted to propose "Toothpick" for the Awlpike...
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on January 20, 2012, 03:05:11 am
Quote from: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am
Arbalest = Awp Peashooter

fixed for ya, tnx to patch..

Barmace = Crowbar

Goedendag = Suprise Buttsex

Steel Buckler = Arrow Magnet

Flamberge = Noobs' Dick

Throwing Lance = Homing Minaret

Hide Covered Round Shield = Pizza Board

Board Shield = Riot Shield

Plated Charger = Oliphaunt
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 20, 2012, 11:26:09 am
I'll contribute :D

Smoke bomb = Ninja fart
Great Maul = Peasant Smasher
Flamberge = Spamberge (olddd!)
Great Long Axe/Long War Axe = Shield chopper
Black Armor = "WHY IS THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHEISSE STILL HERE?!!"
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Vibe on January 20, 2012, 11:30:23 am
My horses name is Seabiscuit
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 20, 2012, 01:19:33 pm
Quote from: Vibe on January 20, 2012, 11:30:23 am
My horses name is Seabiscuit

Love it <3
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 03:45:27 pm
Scimitar = Spamitar
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Weren on January 20, 2012, 10:59:00 pm
Awlpike is obviously awfulpike. Anyone who disagrees with me is a landlubber.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tears of Destiny on January 20, 2012, 11:01:31 pm
Surprised no one mentioned the spamberge yet.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: ThePoopy on January 20, 2012, 11:08:02 pm
mace = dildo
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Teeth on January 20, 2012, 11:23:40 pm
Studded warclub = 'Manly Baseball Bat'

War Cleaver = 'That weapon that I've never seen anyone use in a different way than just plainly spamming'

Scottish Sword = 'Vibrosword'

Elite Scimitar = 'Dat Grey sword'

Oh and Ashwood pike = 'Olga'

Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Bobthehero on January 20, 2012, 11:27:22 pm
Masterwork long espada eslanova (of doom!) = Stabby
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Christo on January 20, 2012, 11:37:22 pm
Quote from: Weren on January 20, 2012, 10:59:00 pm
Awlpike is obviously awfulpike. Anyone who disagrees with me is a landlubber.

Or, lawlpike.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 21, 2012, 12:21:09 am
I call my Spear Krull the Warrior King.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Dezilagel on January 21, 2012, 01:10:48 am
Danish GS - "Smith"


Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Son Of Odin on January 21, 2012, 02:30:15 am
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on January 20, 2012, 11:01:31 pm
Surprised no one mentioned the spamberge yet.

Quote from: Son Of Odin on January 20, 2012, 11:26:09 am
I'll contribute :D

Smoke bomb = Ninja fart
Great Maul = Peasant Smasher
Flamberge = Spamberge (olddd!)
Great Long Axe/Long War Axe = Shield chopper
Black Armor = "WHY IS THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHEISSE STILL HERE?!!"

learn2read nub! :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 21, 2012, 02:31:00 am
You guys seem to be forgeting that you can just put lol or spam infront of any wep and it will work.

Spamberge

Spamitar

Lolpike

Lolpick
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Christo on January 21, 2012, 02:32:38 am
Yeah. I call the greatsword duo "lul swords" for an example.  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 21, 2012, 02:50:10 am
Bodkin arrows = Depleted uranium anti tank missiles
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 21, 2012, 03:04:13 am
I would rather go with "lolkin arrows"
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: isatis on January 21, 2012, 04:20:01 am
I call mah round steel buckler:

da thing I should use for cooking

my Mw flamberge once has been called by a jelly guy (cough bob cough) overcompensate sword

my x1 goedendag once has been called:

dat wooden stick with metal thingy at top who 2 hit me

x1 side sword:
market joke

awlpike lawlpike is classy, long lawlpike is almost da same

Deli cap: Pastrami!






Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: zagibu on January 21, 2012, 03:36:23 pm
Military Cleaver = Cheese Knife
Awlpike = Pin
Long Hafted Knobbed Mace = Nutcracker
Long Hafted Spiked Mace = (Bear) Dildo
Long Maul = Crocket Bat
Red Tassel Spear = Queer/Fancy Stick
Hafted Blade = Fish Knife
Long Hafted Blade = Letter Opener
(Quarter/Iron) Staff = Donatello
Morningstar = Urchin
War Cleaver = Orc/Troll Sword
Long Iron Mace = Holy Scepter
Great Maul = Hat Stomper
Katana = Samurai Wang
Goedendag = Cattle Prod
Studded Warclub = Emo Bat
Round Steel Buckler = Frisbee
Light/Heavy Kuyak = Clone Armor
Black Lamellar Vest = Armani Suit
Red Churburg Cuirass = Armored Pimp
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 21, 2012, 06:45:13 pm
Quote from: zagibu on January 21, 2012, 03:36:23 pm
Military Cleaver = Cheese Knife
Awlpike = Pin
Long Hafted Knobbed Mace = Nutcracker
Long Hafted Spiked Mace = (Bear) Dildo
Long Maul = Crocket Bat
Red Tassel Spear = Queer/Fancy Stick
Hafted Blade = Fish Knife
Long Hafted Blade = Letter Opener
(Quarter/Iron) Staff = Donatello
Morningstar = Urchin
War Cleaver = Orc/Troll Sword
Long Iron Mace = Holy Scepter
Great Maul = Hat Stomper
Katana = Samurai Wang
Goedendag = Cattle Prod
Studded Warclub = Emo Bat
Round Steel Buckler = Frisbee
Light/Heavy Kuyak = Clone Armor
Black Lamellar Vest = Armani Suit
Red Churburg Cuirass = Armored Pimp

Fuckin brilliant my good sir bravo love em all

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Courser = Formula 1 race car
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Garond_PL on January 21, 2012, 07:03:57 pm
Scythe - farmer tool
Trident - Poseidon's Dick
Long spear - penetrator
Arbalest - Republic Commando's Rifle
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: SixThumbs on January 21, 2012, 07:58:36 pm
I call my +3 bastard sword the master sword. Well, I don't call it anything but that's the name in my mind.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Leshma on January 21, 2012, 08:53:55 pm
Club = Police baton
Pitchfork = Peasant's little helper
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Weren on January 22, 2012, 10:36:49 am
I just realized how lame all those names sound and I'm going to have to agree with Apsod.  :|
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 22, 2012, 08:00:49 pm
Quote from: Weren on January 22, 2012, 10:36:49 am
I just realized how lame all those names sound and I'm going to have to agree with Apsod.  :|
My plan, worked perfectly!
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Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: the real god emperor on January 22, 2012, 10:49:39 pm
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Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Earthdforce on January 23, 2012, 12:36:22 am
Seriously, what's with all the dick references? As if video gamers don't already have a bad enough rep  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Ganner on January 23, 2012, 12:39:42 pm
Huscarl Shield = Scrubscarl (or as I now call it the Herpscarl)
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 23, 2012, 07:31:28 pm
Quote from: Ganner on January 23, 2012, 12:39:42 pm
Huscarl Shield = Scrubscarl (or as I now call it the Herpscarl)
lolscarl shield
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: zagibu on January 23, 2012, 08:44:29 pm
I don't know, but penetrating others with long sticks is kind of erotic, probably where all the penis references come from.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 23, 2012, 09:55:08 pm
Throwing lances = special Olympics flying penetration dildos
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Teeth on January 23, 2012, 09:58:26 pm
Quote from: Tzar on January 23, 2012, 09:55:08 pm
Throwing lances = special Olympics flying penetration dildos
Everyone who uses the word dildo can't be older than 12.

Tavuk already named these homing minarets which I like much better.
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Cyclopsided on January 25, 2012, 07:11:46 am
Everyone knows the Long hafted knobbed mace & Long Hafted spiked mace = Fisters
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 25, 2012, 01:21:32 pm
Quote from: Tzar on January 23, 2012, 09:55:08 pm
Throwing lances = special Olympics flying penetration dildos
Lolwing lances, just saying
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Herkkutatti on January 25, 2012, 01:31:06 pm
ashwood pike = asswood pike
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tzar on January 25, 2012, 02:23:52 pm
Quote from: apsod on January 25, 2012, 01:21:32 pm
Lolwing lances, just saying

Your not funny, just saying

Quote from: joosto on January 25, 2012, 01:31:06 pm
ashwood pike = asswood pike

Bravo Bravo good one good one  :lol:
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: B3RS3RK on January 25, 2012, 02:59:02 pm
And where does this "Asswood" grow?Is it from the Asstree?And which color is an Asstree?:D Brown I guess nvm xD
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on January 25, 2012, 03:17:39 pm
Stones = Right arm of the free world
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: mOus333 on January 25, 2012, 04:33:01 pm
arbalest - pewpew thing
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Rage_Guy on January 25, 2012, 08:18:58 pm
Bar mace - piece of rail
Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Apsod on January 25, 2012, 08:54:09 pm
Quote from: Tzar on January 25, 2012, 02:23:52 pm
Your not funny, just saying
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Title: Re: Weapon nicknames
Post by: Tomas_of_Miles on January 26, 2012, 06:52:41 am
Catapult = nuke