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Weapon nicknames
« on: January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am »
Ok so i thought it be fun if we gave every weapon a nickname.

Ill start an you guys continue...

Danish Great Sword = Lightsaber

Glaive = Lawnmower

War Spear =  Stun Gun

Great Maul = LolHammer

Steel Pick = Toothpick

Horn Bow = Machine Gun

Arbalest = Awp
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I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 12:56:46 am »
Quote from: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am
Ok so i thought it be fun if we gave every weapon a nickname.

Ill start an you guys continue...

Danish Great Sword = Lightsaber

Glaive = Lawnmower

War Spear =  Stun Gun

Great Maul = LolHammer

Steel Pick = Toothpick

Horn Bow = Machine Gun

Arbalest = Awp

NOOOO, I wanted to propose "Toothpick" for the Awlpike...
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2012, 03:05:11 am »
Quote from: Tzar on January 20, 2012, 12:24:09 am
Arbalest = Awp Peashooter

fixed for ya, tnx to patch..

Barmace = Crowbar

Goedendag = Suprise Buttsex

Steel Buckler = Arrow Magnet

Flamberge = Noobs' Dick

Throwing Lance = Homing Minaret

Hide Covered Round Shield = Pizza Board

Board Shield = Riot Shield

Plated Charger = Oliphaunt
« Last Edit: January 20, 2012, 03:18:34 am by Tavuk_Bey »
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2012, 11:26:09 am »
I'll contribute :D

Smoke bomb = Ninja fart
Great Maul = Peasant Smasher
Flamberge = Spamberge (olddd!)
Great Long Axe/Long War Axe = Shield chopper
Black Armor = "WHY IS THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHEISSE STILL HERE?!!"
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2012, 11:30:23 am »
My horses name is Seabiscuit
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2012, 01:19:33 pm »
Quote from: Vibe on January 20, 2012, 11:30:23 am
My horses name is Seabiscuit

Love it <3
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2012, 03:45:27 pm »
Scimitar = Spamitar
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2012, 10:59:00 pm »
Awlpike is obviously awfulpike. Anyone who disagrees with me is a landlubber.
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2012, 11:01:31 pm »
Surprised no one mentioned the spamberge yet.
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2012, 11:08:02 pm »
mace = dildo
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2012, 11:23:40 pm »
Studded warclub = 'Manly Baseball Bat'

War Cleaver = 'That weapon that I've never seen anyone use in a different way than just plainly spamming'

Scottish Sword = 'Vibrosword'

Elite Scimitar = 'Dat Grey sword'

Oh and Ashwood pike = 'Olga'

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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2012, 11:27:22 pm »
Masterwork long espada eslanova (of doom!) = Stabby
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2012, 11:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Weren on January 20, 2012, 10:59:00 pm
Awlpike is obviously awfulpike. Anyone who disagrees with me is a landlubber.

Or, lawlpike.
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2012, 12:21:09 am »
I call my Spear Krull the Warrior King.
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2012, 01:10:48 am »
Danish GS - "Smith"


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