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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 02:30:15 am »
Quote from: Tears of Destiny on January 20, 2012, 11:01:31 pm
Surprised no one mentioned the spamberge yet.

Quote from: Son Of Odin on January 20, 2012, 11:26:09 am
I'll contribute :D

Smoke bomb = Ninja fart
Great Maul = Peasant Smasher
Flamberge = Spamberge (olddd!)
Great Long Axe/Long War Axe = Shield chopper
Black Armor = "WHY IS THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHEISSE STILL HERE?!!"

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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 02:31:00 am »
You guys seem to be forgeting that you can just put lol or spam infront of any wep and it will work.

Spamberge

Spamitar

Lolpike

Lolpick
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2012, 02:32:38 am »
Yeah. I call the greatsword duo "lul swords" for an example.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2012, 02:50:10 am »
Bodkin arrows = Depleted uranium anti tank missiles
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Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 27, 2013, 08:13:04 pm
I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2012, 03:04:13 am »
I would rather go with "lolkin arrows"
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2012, 04:20:01 am »
I call mah round steel buckler:

da thing I should use for cooking

my Mw flamberge once has been called by a jelly guy (cough bob cough) overcompensate sword

my x1 goedendag once has been called:

dat wooden stick with metal thingy at top who 2 hit me

x1 side sword:
market joke

awlpike lawlpike is classy, long lawlpike is almost da same

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Quote from: Rumblood on January 02, 2013, 10:21:20 pm
So the new response to ranged ragers is not "get a shield", it is "learn to chamber ranged nub!"
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2012, 03:36:23 pm »
Military Cleaver = Cheese Knife
Awlpike = Pin
Long Hafted Knobbed Mace = Nutcracker
Long Hafted Spiked Mace = (Bear) Dildo
Long Maul = Crocket Bat
Red Tassel Spear = Queer/Fancy Stick
Hafted Blade = Fish Knife
Long Hafted Blade = Letter Opener
(Quarter/Iron) Staff = Donatello
Morningstar = Urchin
War Cleaver = Orc/Troll Sword
Long Iron Mace = Holy Scepter
Great Maul = Hat Stomper
Katana = Samurai Wang
Goedendag = Cattle Prod
Studded Warclub = Emo Bat
Round Steel Buckler = Frisbee
Light/Heavy Kuyak = Clone Armor
Black Lamellar Vest = Armani Suit
Red Churburg Cuirass = Armored Pimp
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2012, 06:45:13 pm »
Quote from: zagibu on January 21, 2012, 03:36:23 pm
Military Cleaver = Cheese Knife
Awlpike = Pin
Long Hafted Knobbed Mace = Nutcracker
Long Hafted Spiked Mace = (Bear) Dildo
Long Maul = Crocket Bat
Red Tassel Spear = Queer/Fancy Stick
Hafted Blade = Fish Knife
Long Hafted Blade = Letter Opener
(Quarter/Iron) Staff = Donatello
Morningstar = Urchin
War Cleaver = Orc/Troll Sword
Long Iron Mace = Holy Scepter
Great Maul = Hat Stomper
Katana = Samurai Wang
Goedendag = Cattle Prod
Studded Warclub = Emo Bat
Round Steel Buckler = Frisbee
Light/Heavy Kuyak = Clone Armor
Black Lamellar Vest = Armani Suit
Red Churburg Cuirass = Armored Pimp

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Courser = Formula 1 race car
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 06:46:28 pm by Tzar »
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Quote from: UnholyRolyPoly on December 27, 2013, 08:13:04 pm
I've never played a server where people split up as much or as often as on EU1.  No wonder range is having a field day.

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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2012, 07:03:57 pm »
Scythe - farmer tool
Trident - Poseidon's Dick
Long spear - penetrator
Arbalest - Republic Commando's Rifle
« Last Edit: January 21, 2012, 07:06:27 pm by Garond_PL »
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2012, 07:58:36 pm »
I call my +3 bastard sword the master sword. Well, I don't call it anything but that's the name in my mind.
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2012, 08:53:55 pm »
Club = Police baton
Pitchfork = Peasant's little helper
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2012, 10:36:49 am »
I just realized how lame all those names sound and I'm going to have to agree with Apsod.  :|
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2012, 08:00:49 pm »
Quote from: Weren on January 22, 2012, 10:36:49 am
I just realized how lame all those names sound and I'm going to have to agree with Apsod.  :|
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2012, 10:49:39 pm »
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Re: Weapon nicknames
« Reply #29 on: January 23, 2012, 12:36:22 am »
Seriously, what's with all the dick references? As if video gamers don't already have a bad enough rep  :rolleyes:
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