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Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 06:22:54 pm

Title: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 06:22:54 pm
I am a simple trader minding my own business and suddenly I find myself set upon by fools.  I have no trade goods, I outnumber him and I have better gear (as far as I know he may have none).  I don't know what Kapikulu_ABB_Sefa hopes to accomplish by attacking me, but he will be crushed if he does not call off this attack.  Under normal circumstances I would relish the chance for a fight on Strategus but I am on a tight schedule at the moment and would like to be on my way.

Just because I am not affiliated with a faction at the moment doesn't mean I have no friends and allies nearby.  I see a few Kapikulu on the map near me with no troops but they have crates = trade goods.  I suggest you cancel this attack immediately Kapikulu_ABB_Sefa, or I will call hell down upon them and from this day forward my friends and I will attack all Kapikulu on site.

I understand that your faction has had trouble lately and I do not wish to add to your pain unless you inconvenience me further.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kafein on December 02, 2011, 06:34:32 pm
Oblivious bluff is obvious.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 06:55:24 pm
The only thing in this thread I see that is oblivious is you.  You have no idea how many troops I have or what gear.  You have no idea about my friends and allies.  But you are welcome to join in or spectate on the battle tomorrow if he doesn't cancel.  As well as the battle or battles that will take place in response to his attack.

What exactly is your point anyway?
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 02, 2011, 07:38:43 pm
DON'T WORRY MATE, WE'RE GOING TO KICK THEIR ARSES SOON, AND YOU'LL GET YOUR GOODS BACK..
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 08:00:28 pm
I appreciate the sentiment but I have no goods currently.  Which is part of why I am confused about this attack.  The other part is that I outnumber him and have better gear.  I guess they figure I'd be easy to kill since they don't know me and I'm not in a faction.  They will soon see.

I would welcome any BashiBazouks that want to kill Kapikulus tomorrow at 11:13 EST.  It will be fun.  :)
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Plaksteris on December 02, 2011, 08:23:10 pm
THATS RIGHT TAVUK - DEATH TO TURKS!
KAPIKULU ARE JUST BUNCH OF my old friendS! DONT BE SCARED OF THEM, BUT HOLD SOAP TIGHT!
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 08:41:06 pm
I was talking to a friend about this and he shared this with me.  I will now pass this on to Kapikulu as a final attempt to avoid bloodshed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14IQB8yNNw&feature=related   
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 02, 2011, 09:25:28 pm
THEY WON'T NOTICE THIS TOPIC, CUZ THEY CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH  :cry:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Bobthehero on December 02, 2011, 09:28:35 pm
You're a simple trader with better gear and more troops than people walking around?

I smell dirty fishery.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 02, 2011, 09:39:50 pm
I've dealt with bandits before.  Traders need to be well armed in these dangerous lands.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Spleen on December 02, 2011, 11:38:39 pm
from this day forward my friends and I will attack all Kapikulu on site.

Find the error.
They are the ones that cant speak proper english?  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 03, 2011, 12:40:04 am
What, I missed a comma?  I usually overuse them.  Oh well.

Anyway, I never said anything about their English skills.  That was someone else.

By the way, you forgot to capitalize "English".    :P
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: SquishMitten on December 03, 2011, 01:49:05 am
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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 03, 2011, 05:52:22 am
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HAHA

What happens in that video is horrible but it's a perfect visual description of what is going to happen tomorrow morning.   :twisted:

How apropos.  +1
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: HarunYahya on December 03, 2011, 06:44:28 am
Wooo another chance to kill crapilolus !
We just took their last village and we'll be happy to aid you .
This is how they suck:
EU   Siege   12/02 23:01    BashiBazouks  a:3501 s:2395 k:1106    Mawiti [TheTurks]  a:2100 no survivors   46:22   0g 0g

Another win will be added on my battle list hurray !
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Rhygar666 on December 03, 2011, 07:00:31 am

everything in your post is just pathetic, stop calling them crapikulu...
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: HarunYahya on December 03, 2011, 07:33:32 am
QQ blablablabla, stop calling them crapikulu...
NO.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kunio on December 03, 2011, 09:01:29 am
everything in your post is just pathetic, stop calling them crapikulu...

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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Bobthehero on December 03, 2011, 09:24:22 am
HAHA

What happens in that video is horrible but it's a perfect visual description of what is going to happen tomorrow morning.   :twisted:

How apropos.  +1

Its only a guy getting shot by a rubber bullet after jumping on a cops who's clearly on his toe.

The only stupid thing is the balant stupidity of the getting getting shot.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: HarunYahya on December 03, 2011, 11:01:30 am
Its only a guy getting shot by a rubber bullet after jumping on a cops who's clearly on his toe.

The only stupid thing is the balant stupidity of the getting getting shot.
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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Thovex on December 03, 2011, 11:59:53 am
Wooo another chance to kill crapilolus !
We just took their last village and we'll be happy to aid you .
This is how they suck:
EU   Siege   12/02 23:01    BashiBazouks  a:3501 s:2395 k:1106    Mawiti [TheTurks]  a:2100 no survivors   46:22   0g 0g

Another win will be added on my battle list hurray !

 :rolleyes: you could have won with 50% of their forces attacking, nearly.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: DaveUKR on December 03, 2011, 01:42:32 pm
actually Kapikulu started with 1700 because 400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle. And the difference between gear was very noticeable. If Bashi had the same gear and amount of troops - they would never win this
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kocik_4th on December 03, 2011, 01:51:13 pm
actually Kapikulu started with 1700 because 400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle. And the difference between gear was very noticeable. If Bashi had the same gear and amount of troops - they would never win this
cool story. 5 bashi = 15 kapikulu u forgot.

and you're the recorder guy of the year ha? stop thinkin kapikulu and start think ur fiefs.

400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle
that's why they got wiped. no brain, no skills.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kunio on December 03, 2011, 02:16:45 pm
actually Kapikulu started with 1700 because 400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle. And the difference between gear was very noticeable. If Bashi had the same gear and amount of troops - they would never win this

We haven't  spent any mw items while taking this 5-6 villages,  for 2 villages crapikulu guys did. (I remember some champ cataph. and flying mw bodkin arrows lol)
 
They cant afford to feed 2100 troops in their own village, we have paid more than them for bringing 3600 troops to mawiti + we had to wait 3 days to start that battle cause of *uckin bugs. So this guys deserved to get WIPED.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: DaveUKR on December 03, 2011, 02:23:06 pm
Kocik, there are players in Kapikulu who are much better than you. And I wouldn't say that Bashibazouks are the most skilled clan in cRPG. You should say thanks to Druzhina who helped you.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kunio on December 03, 2011, 02:47:32 pm
Kocik, there are players in Kapikulu who are much better than you. And I wouldn't say that Bashibazouks are the most skilled clan in cRPG. You should say thanks to Druzhina who helped you.

They are experienced at:

-being wiped for 3 times in strategus
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-reconnecting to server for their K:D ratios in every battle
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-mass emigration
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-searching for young talents(12-15 years old crapikulus)
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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Torben on December 03, 2011, 02:52:12 pm
and nowadays bashi´s were part of what clan in strat one?  ^^

seriously all the flaming is fun but you are kinda belittling yourself by doing it excessively
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kocik_4th on December 03, 2011, 03:02:19 pm
Kocik, there are players in Kapikulu who are much better than you. And I wouldn't say that Bashibazouks are the most skilled clan in cRPG. You should say thanks to Druzhina who helped you.
there are 2-3 players better than me i know. but we're the best clan. and you're really talking like Kapikulu_Anabacibasi_DaveUKR

1)Bandits
2)Guards
3)Templars
4)Wolves
5)Den Bitre
6)Legio Italica
7)Risen
8)SeaRaiders
We are undefeated so far,if you wish to do a clan battle with us we are always open for matches .
Type here or contact us via Team Speak for arranging a battle .
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Ego_HRE on December 03, 2011, 03:06:12 pm
Undefeated or winnerteam join? :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 03, 2011, 03:12:40 pm
actually Kapikulu started with 1700 because 400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle. And the difference between gear was very noticeable. If Bashi had the same gear and amount of troops - they would never win this

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: DaveUKR on December 03, 2011, 03:19:38 pm
Yeah-yeah, Kocik. Undefeated, it's an old story. How can you be defeated if you refuse to make a clanbattle? When Mercs have suggested a clan battle to you (several months ago), the first time you have declined that (you've said that you don't have enough active members to make a bigger battle than 4x4) and the second time you've said that you don't have any ranged, so you can fight only if there will be 1 ranged in our team.

Being a part of a powerful alliance doesn't make you the best, it shows that you are actually afraid to play alone. We, the Mercenaries, don't even care if we will get wiped by the huge crowd of your alliance (where each of 20 clans is bigger than ours), we only care that we have enough honour and brave hearts in our small clan to fight against you.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 03, 2011, 03:20:53 pm
Yeah-yeah, Kocik. Undefeated, it's an old story. How can you be defeated if you refuse to make a clanbattle? When Mercs have suggested a clan battle to you (several months ago), the first time you have declined that (you've said that you don't have enough members to make a bigger battle than 4x4) and the second time you've said that you don't have any ranged, so you can fight only if there will be 1 ranged in our team.

Being a part of a powerful alliance doesn't make you the best, it shows that you are actually afraid to play alone. We, the Mercenaries, don't even care if we will get wiped by the huge crowd of your alliance (where each of 20 clans is bigger than ours), we only care that we have enough honour and brave hearts in our small clan to fight against you.

BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW  :cry:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on December 03, 2011, 03:25:35 pm
Clan match statistics is just pointless and boasting who has the best players is additionally pointless. I would like to see a 2h beat a longbow armed kiting archer from 100 yards away, a 1h beat a heavy lancer, an archer in the open vs heavy lancer, a lancer fight a ha and win :P Until you overcome counters to your classes there is nothing that can phase me  8-)

All this clan boasting is relatively pointless for intimidatory purposes :P Anyway you are yet to fight the Great Khans Seafaring Horse Pirate division...
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Cicero on December 03, 2011, 04:21:51 pm
actually Kapikulu started with 1700 because 400 of their men died due to lack of gold before battle. And the difference between gear was very noticeable. If Bashi had the same gear and amount of troops - they would never win this
please get yourself a job attention whore and cry somewhere else.We didnt say anyone to dont put money on fief so your 300 men will desert which they got 1800 at the beginning =) . For the gear we had same gear with them fool u cant see how we are doing while hiding in somewhere with your arbalet and crying "someone please bolts come to me with bolts argh noobs why dont u take bolts for me bolts bolts bolts bolts bolts bolts bolts bolts" If you want to find a bolt whore for ya best is find it from crapilulu trust me =).
WANNA MAKE A CLAN BATTLE MERC IF YOU HAVE MEMBERS MORE THAN 5 ?

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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 03, 2011, 04:27:04 pm
This morning I check the Strategus map and see that yet another Kapikulu is camping on top of me waiting to attack as soon as this battle is over.  What have I done to these guys that they would commit so many resources to fighting me?  Who knows.

Thanks to reinforcements from a friend yesterday, I still won't have a problem beating this second attack but once again this wastes my time.  I call upon all defenders of trade caravans and enemies of Kapikulu to help me defeat them.  This is happening just to the northwest of Tash Kulun so if anyone is available in the area and wants to help, head over to the Kapikulu cluster that is piling up on me and make them pay.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: DaveUKR on December 03, 2011, 05:00:47 pm
Cicero, I have already answered your question about clan battle. You will refuse to make it any way, because you're afraid of losing your UNDEFEATED word in the clan thread ;) You can cry as loud as you can but when you said something about your words being solid - you have lied  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Cicero on December 03, 2011, 05:04:51 pm
Cicero, I have already answered your question about clan battle. You will refuse to make it any way, because you're afraid of losing your UNDEFEATED word in the clan thread ;) You can cry as loud as you can but when you said something about your words being solid - you have lied  :rolleyes:
lol go back to your job as attention whore =) we are ready to make 15vs15 anytime
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: DaveUKR on December 03, 2011, 05:05:28 pm
lol go back to your job as attention whore =) we are ready to make 15vs15 anytime

Read the other topic, we're ready too though nobody fights 15vs15. Your bluff didn't work   :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Thovex on December 03, 2011, 05:30:56 pm
there are 2-3 players better than me i know. but we're the best clan. and you're really talking like Kapikulu_Anabacibasi_DaveUKR

1)Bandits
2)Guards
3)Templars
4)Wolves
5)Den Bitre
6)Legio Italica
7)Risen
8)SeaRaiders
We are undefeated so far,if you wish to do a clan battle with us we are always open for matches .
Type here or contact us via Team Speak for arranging a battle .

Yo were just lucky when yo won the final round. (And Leed, is he still here because he raped us in fog  :cry:)  :P
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Beat on December 03, 2011, 05:56:55 pm
The Kapikulu bandits have been wiped out!  Thanks to everyone for the help.  The second Kapikulu army commanded by Kapikulu_Acemi_Ulugokce is running away as fast as he can.  :D  I want to pounce on him to teach them a lesson but alas I need to get back to my business as I have already been delayed far too long.  I have made new friends and allies today and I will back them up in their time of need in the future.  Let this be a warning to all bandits who think independent traders are easy prey.

A special thanks to BashiBazouks, you guys rock!
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Spleen on December 03, 2011, 10:30:24 pm
As far as I remember Bashis werent in the winning team at the biggest motherfucking clanmatch there ever was, amiright?  :rolleyes:
So maybe it should say "undefeated in small doses"
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kocik_4th on December 04, 2011, 12:06:10 am
Yeah-yeah, Kocik. Undefeated, it's an old story. How can you be defeated if you refuse to make a clanbattle? When Mercs have suggested a clan battle to you (several months ago), the first time you have declined that (you've said that you don't have enough active members to make a bigger battle than 4x4) and the second time you've said that you don't have any ranged, so you can fight only if there will be 1 ranged in our team.

Being a part of a powerful alliance doesn't make you the best, it shows that you are actually afraid to play alone. We, the Mercenaries, don't even care if we will get wiped by the huge crowd of your alliance (where each of 20 clans is bigger than ours), we only care that we have enough honour and brave hearts in our small clan to fight against you.
LOL mercs said "we dont have enough members" 5678495764956 times
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Kocik_4th on December 04, 2011, 12:07:19 am
Yo were just lucky when yo won the final round. (And Leed, is he still here because he raped us in fog  :cry:)  :P
and cicero made me mauler :D he's my manager about classes.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Lorenzo_of_Iberia on December 04, 2011, 12:26:39 am
As far as I remember Bashis werent in the winning team at the biggest motherfucking clanmatch there ever was, amiright?  :rolleyes:
So maybe it should say "undefeated in small doses"

You are right! were they playing cav then? I cannot remember :/
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Dezilagel on December 04, 2011, 12:51:01 am
I win at everything forever.

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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: HarunYahya on December 04, 2011, 04:36:37 am
we only care that we have enough honour and brave hearts in our small clan to fight against you.
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Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Warcat on December 04, 2011, 05:14:57 am
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Also, Fallen is the best clan. We use to be undefeated like you, then we all took an arrow in the knee.
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: djavo on December 08, 2011, 02:18:30 pm
oh noe kapula atttacks
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: Tavuk_Bey on December 08, 2011, 03:13:31 pm
oh noe kapula atttacks

WELCOME BACK MF WHERE IS YOUR TRAPS OF DESTINY AVATAR?
Title: Re: Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu
Post by: djavo on December 08, 2011, 06:56:23 pm
WELCOME BACK MF WHERE IS YOUR TRAPS OF DESTINY AVATAR?

I'm awaiting for Tree of Diarrhea to change avatar I got bored with this one. I know I'm letting you down.