Unprovoked attack by Kapikulu

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I am a simple trader minding my own business and suddenly I find myself set upon by fools.  I have no trade goods, I outnumber him and I have better gear (as far as I know he may have none).  I don't know what Kapikulu_ABB_Sefa hopes to accomplish by attacking me, but he will be crushed if he does not call off this attack.  Under normal circumstances I would relish the chance for a fight on Strategus but I am on a tight schedule at the moment and would like to be on my way.

Just because I am not affiliated with a faction at the moment doesn't mean I have no friends and allies nearby.  I see a few Kapikulu on the map near me with no troops but they have crates = trade goods.  I suggest you cancel this attack immediately Kapikulu_ABB_Sefa, or I will call hell down upon them and from this day forward my friends and I will attack all Kapikulu on site.

I understand that your faction has had trouble lately and I do not wish to add to your pain unless you inconvenience me further.

[Kafein]

Oblivious bluff is obvious.

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The only thing in this thread I see that is oblivious is you.  You have no idea how many troops I have or what gear.  You have no idea about my friends and allies.  But you are welcome to join in or spectate on the battle tomorrow if he doesn't cancel.  As well as the battle or battles that will take place in response to his attack.

What exactly is your point anyway?

[Tavuk_Bey]

DON'T WORRY MATE, WE'RE GOING TO KICK THEIR ARSES SOON, AND YOU'LL GET YOUR GOODS BACK..

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I appreciate the sentiment but I have no goods currently.  Which is part of why I am confused about this attack.  The other part is that I outnumber him and have better gear.  I guess they figure I'd be easy to kill since they don't know me and I'm not in a faction.  They will soon see.

I would welcome any BashiBazouks that want to kill Kapikulus tomorrow at 11:13 EST.  It will be fun. 

[Plaksteris]

THATS RIGHT TAVUK - DEATH TO TURKS!
KAPIKULU ARE JUST BUNCH OF my old friendS! DONT BE SCARED OF THEM, BUT HOLD SOAP TIGHT!

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I was talking to a friend about this and he shared this with me.  I will now pass this on to Kapikulu as a final attempt to avoid bloodshed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w14IQB8yNNw&feature=related   

[Tavuk_Bey]

THEY WON'T NOTICE THIS TOPIC, CUZ THEY CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH 

[Bobthehero]

You're a simple trader with better gear and more troops than people walking around?

I smell dirty fishery.

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I've dealt with bandits before.  Traders need to be well armed in these dangerous lands.

[Spleen]

from this day forward my friends and I will attack all Kapikulu on site.

Find the error.
They are the ones that cant speak proper english? 

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What, I missed a comma?  I usually overuse them.  Oh well.

Anyway, I never said anything about their English skills.  That was someone else.

By the way, you forgot to capitalize "English".   

[SquishMitten]

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HAHA

What happens in that video is horrible but it's a perfect visual description of what is going to happen tomorrow morning.   

How apropos.  +1

[HarunYahya]

Wooo another chance to kill crapilolus !
We just took their last village and we'll be happy to aid you .
This is how they suck:
EU   Siege   12/02 23:01    BashiBazouks  a:3501 s:2395 k:1106    Mawiti [TheTurks]  a:2100 no survivors   46:22   0g 0g

Another win will be added on my battle list hurray !