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cRPG => Suggestions Corner => Realism Discussion => Topic started by: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:06:28 pm

Title: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:06:28 pm
Why don't they poop?  Every time I go to a parade the horses there poop all the time.  I haven't gone to a parade in years so maybe they fixed that but if not this needs to be looked at in c-RPG.

Occasional bathroom breaks for horses that slow them to a stop for a moment would help fix this problem.  Perhaps you could adjust this randomness/ get them regular if you feed them certain types of food.  I'll let cmp work out the details with WSE.

Thanks in advance.

Edit:[courtesy of Braeden] Added fan art/realistic graphs that highlight the disturbing lack of poop in c-RPG
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Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: [ptx] on September 28, 2011, 07:08:23 pm
Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Herald_Hardrata on September 28, 2011, 07:09:39 pm
Quote from: [ptx] on September 28, 2011, 07:08:23 pm
Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.

I want to immerse myself in poop. *shivers*
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Torben on September 28, 2011, 07:15:10 pm
you forgot to add a pole : /
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Herald_Hardrata on September 28, 2011, 07:15:46 pm
Quote from: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:06:28 pm
STATS

Thanks in advance.

You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:32:39 pm
Quote from: Herald_Hardrata on September 28, 2011, 07:15:46 pm
You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?
Quote from: Torben on September 28, 2011, 07:15:10 pm
you forgot to add a pole : /

I said stats because with the new changes that chadz mentioned if 50% of people agree with me the devs are forced to implement my suggested change.  Added poll to make this dream a reality.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: POOPHAMMER on September 28, 2011, 07:35:05 pm
If you step in the poop you are stunned for 15 seconds while you clean the poop off your boot with a look of utter disgust
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Braeden on September 28, 2011, 07:41:18 pm
Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:46:31 pm
Quote from: Braeden on September 28, 2011, 07:41:18 pm
Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
(click to show/hide)

(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

Thank you, added to OP!
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: RandomDude on September 28, 2011, 09:26:35 pm
By default lvl 1-7 chars should be covered in the stuff.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 10:27:13 pm
I would just like to state that the majority vote is overwhelmingly 'yes'.

The community has spoken.  3 out of 4 c-RPG players demand more horse poop.

Devs can send me a pm to discuss implementation timeline, advisement, etc.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Torben on September 28, 2011, 10:45:22 pm
mister shine,  poop advisor.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: POOPHAMMER on September 28, 2011, 11:17:01 pm
Quote from: Braeden on September 28, 2011, 07:41:18 pm
Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.
(click to show/hide)

(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

A little poop, but not nearly enough
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Rumaahinen on September 29, 2011, 12:55:48 am
I think there should be random change that infantry will fall down because poop is slippery.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: POOPHAMMER on September 29, 2011, 01:11:46 am
Maybe we could make the horse poop on command with the Q menu

Q-H-P for horse poop
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Herald_Hardrata on September 29, 2011, 01:39:53 am
Quote from: POOPHAMMER on September 29, 2011, 01:11:46 am
Maybe we could make the horse poop on command with the Q menu

Q-H-P for horse poop

This.

I want to run people over with my plated charger, circle around, trample over their corpse a few times, then stop my horse for a nice good poop on their face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Q9RsbXUQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=41s (Video is highly NSFW)
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on September 29, 2011, 04:31:49 am
Guys I think we are getting a bit too crazy.

I want this topic to remain organized and somber.  That way we can most effectively lobby for pooping horses.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: SchokoSchaf on September 29, 2011, 10:39:32 pm
Quote from: MrShine on September 28, 2011, 07:06:28 pm
Occasional bathroom breaks for horses that slow them to a stop for a moment would help fix this problem.  Perhaps you could adjust this randomness/ get them regular if you feed them certain types of food. 
Though I'm all for this, I have to add my poop to this - horses don't need to stop to poop. Considering this detail, they are superior towards us human.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Bulzur on October 01, 2011, 06:15:10 pm
Quote from: SchokoSchaf on September 29, 2011, 10:39:32 pm
Though I'm all for this, I have to add my poop to this - horses don't need to stop to poop. Considering this detail, they are superior towards us human.

Pff... humans can also move while pooping, thanks to technology. Not very hygienic, in the car or in the bus, but it's "possible". We don't need to stop to poop, we just prefer to.^^
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Wookimonsta on October 05, 2011, 03:37:59 pm
horsepoop landmines. any infantry that walks into horsepoop slips and falls.
horsepoop can be deployed by riders by kicking their horses in the stomach, horses also poop when they take damage.
edit: slipping in horsepoop is the opposite of valor, you lose 1 multiplier

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Jarlek on October 05, 2011, 07:40:37 pm
Quote from: Wookimonsta on October 05, 2011, 03:37:59 pm
horsepoop landmines. any infantry that walks into horsepoop slips and falls.
horsepoop can be deployed by riders by kicking their horses in the stomach, horses also poop when they take damage.
edit: slipping in horsepoop is the opposite of valor, you lose 1 multiplier

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!
This....


I so want it...
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Mammonist on October 31, 2012, 11:32:08 am
Buff infantry poop
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Duckzern on October 31, 2012, 12:32:30 pm
I only want pooping horses if I can dip my weapon in shit for bonus damage!
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: POOPHAMMER on October 31, 2012, 12:57:17 pm
we need poop
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Torben on October 31, 2012, 01:08:25 pm
fail patch,  horses dont poop,  At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square..
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Fullcream on October 31, 2012, 03:32:45 pm
please god implement it
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Miwiw on October 31, 2012, 03:43:35 pm
Horse runs away, poops -> infantry falls on the ground while walking over the poop. its like a bump attack, just stinky

+1 (even if necro'ed)
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Torben on October 31, 2012, 05:45:28 pm
Quote from: Miwiw99 on October 31, 2012, 03:43:35 pm
Horse runs away, poops -> infantry falls on the ground while walking over the poop. its like a bump attack, just stinky

+1 (even if necro'ed)

new HA tactic as well.  slipped infantry is easy target!
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Son Of Odin on October 31, 2012, 06:34:39 pm
I'm ok with this if infantry gets knockdown when they step in horsepoop. Magnificent idea
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: dontgothere on November 10, 2012, 10:09:09 pm
I'm fucking sick and tired of all these bullshit threads for bullshit suggestions.
How can you be so stupid to ask for something like horse poop in CRPG, before we have specular-lighting-enabled horse anuses like in Elder Scrolls Oblivion? This is just another case of putting the cart before the horse's asshole. Without realistically modelled horse sphincters, fæces would be an immersion-breaker.
Where is it coming from? Is it just supposed to spawn under the horse? Are we to believe that horses just magically teleport excrement from their bowels to the trembling earth underneath them, like in Harry Potter?
There have to be physx-enabled piles that forcefully eject like a brown avalanche from the quivering, puckered anus of every mighty steed, or you can just drop all pretensions to "realism" and go back to Call of Doodee.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: MrShine on November 15, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
are you suggesting...poop physics?
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: oprah_winfrey on November 15, 2012, 06:42:26 pm
Quote from: dontgothere on November 10, 2012, 10:09:09 pm
I'm fucking sick and tired of all these bullshit threads for bullshit suggestions.

I think you misread the thread, this is about horseshit not bullshit.
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: dontgothere on November 19, 2012, 01:02:58 pm
Quote from: MrShine on November 15, 2012, 06:40:32 pm
are you suggesting...poop physics?

i DEMAND IT
Title: Re: [STATS] Horses Don't Poop
Post by: Carthan on November 24, 2012, 05:17:43 am
I forsee a great future, A horse that poops.

Soonafter, horse dung is made into a throwable weapon

With many soldiers with their saying regarding horse poop physics
Quote from: dontgothere on November 19, 2012, 01:02:58 pm
i DEMAND IT
After it was added, an update was released. It added horse poop physics
Men build mighty battlements, buildings, and tactical structures, and the dreaded troll objects
I much desire this future to come.