[STATS] Horses Don't Poop

[Herald_Hardrata]

Maybe we could make the horse poop on command with the Q menu

Q-H-P for horse poop

This.

I want to run people over with my plated charger, circle around, trample over their corpse a few times, then stop my horse for a nice good poop on their face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ6Q9RsbXUQ&feature=player_detailpage#t=41s (Video is highly NSFW)

[MrShine]

Guys I think we are getting a bit too crazy.

I want this topic to remain organized and somber.  That way we can most effectively lobby for pooping horses.

[SchokoSchaf]

Occasional bathroom breaks for horses that slow them to a stop for a moment would help fix this problem.  Perhaps you could adjust this randomness/ get them regular if you feed them certain types of food. 

Though I'm all for this, I have to add my poop to this - horses don't need to stop to poop. Considering this detail, they are superior towards us human.

[Bulzur]

Though I'm all for this, I have to add my poop to this - horses don't need to stop to poop. Considering this detail, they are superior towards us human.

Pff... humans can also move while pooping, thanks to technology. Not very hygienic, in the car or in the bus, but it's "possible". We don't need to stop to poop, we just prefer to.^^

[Wookimonsta]

horsepoop landmines. any infantry that walks into horsepoop slips and falls.
horsepoop can be deployed by riders by kicking their horses in the stomach, horses also poop when they take damage.
edit: slipping in horsepoop is the opposite of valor, you lose 1 multiplier

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

[Jarlek]

horsepoop landmines. any infantry that walks into horsepoop slips and falls.
horsepoop can be deployed by riders by kicking their horses in the stomach, horses also poop when they take damage.
edit: slipping in horsepoop is the opposite of valor, you lose 1 multiplier

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

This....


I so want it...

[Mammonist]

Buff infantry poop

[Duckzern]

I only want pooping horses if I can dip my weapon in shit for bonus damage!

[POOPHAMMER]

we need poop

[Torben]

fail patch,  horses dont poop,  At fifteen, I had the will to  learn ; at thirty, I could stand ; at forty, I had no  doubts ; at fifty, I understood the heavenly Bidding ;  at sixty, my ears were opened ; at seventy, I could  do as my heart lusted without trespassing from the  square..

[Fullcream]

please god implement it

[Miwiw]

Horse runs away, poops -> infantry falls on the ground while walking over the poop. its like a bump attack, just stinky

+1 (even if necro'ed)

[Torben]

Horse runs away, poops -> infantry falls on the ground while walking over the poop. its like a bump attack, just stinky

+1 (even if necro'ed)

new HA tactic as well.  slipped infantry is easy target!

[Son Of Odin]

I'm ok with this if infantry gets knockdown when they step in horsepoop. Magnificent idea

[dontgothere]

I'm fucking sick and tired of all these bullshit threads for bullshit suggestions.
How can you be so stupid to ask for something like horse poop in CRPG, before we have specular-lighting-enabled horse anuses like in Elder Scrolls Oblivion? This is just another case of putting the cart before the horse's asshole. Without realistically modelled horse sphincters, fæces would be an immersion-breaker.
Where is it coming from? Is it just supposed to spawn under the horse? Are we to believe that horses just magically teleport excrement from their bowels to the trembling earth underneath them, like in Harry Potter?
There have to be physx-enabled piles that forcefully eject like a brown avalanche from the quivering, puckered anus of every mighty steed, or you can just drop all pretensions to "realism" and go back to Call of Doodee.