[STATS] Horses Don't Poop

[MrShine]

Why don't they poop?  Every time I go to a parade the horses there poop all the time.  I haven't gone to a parade in years so maybe they fixed that but if not this needs to be looked at in c-RPG.

Occasional bathroom breaks for horses that slow them to a stop for a moment would help fix this problem.  Perhaps you could adjust this randomness/ get them regular if you feed them certain types of food.  I'll let cmp work out the details with WSE.

Thanks in advance.

Edit:[courtesy of Braeden] Added fan art/realistic graphs that highlight the disturbing lack of poop in c-RPG

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Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.

[Herald_Hardrata]

Lack of poop ruins all immersion, i agree.

I want to immerse myself in poop. *shivers*

[Torben]

you forgot to add a pole : /

[Herald_Hardrata]

STATS

Thanks in advance.

You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?

[MrShine]

You said these are stats. Could we get a pie chart or a bar graph displaying the amount of horse shit in crpg up to this point, and maybe compare that to what it would be like in real life?

you forgot to add a pole : /

I said stats because with the new changes that chadz mentioned if 50% of people agree with me the devs are forced to implement my suggested change.  Added poll to make this dream a reality.

[POOPHAMMER]

If you step in the poop you are stunned for 15 seconds while you clean the poop off your boot with a look of utter disgust

[Braeden]

Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.

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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

[MrShine]

Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.

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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

Thank you, added to OP!

[RandomDude]

By default lvl 1-7 chars should be covered in the stuff.

[MrShine]

I would just like to state that the majority vote is overwhelmingly 'yes'.

The community has spoken.  3 out of 4 c-RPG players demand more horse poop.

Devs can send me a pm to discuss implementation timeline, advisement, etc.

[Torben]

mister shine,  poop advisor.

[POOPHAMMER]

Well, he actually said if 50% agree with you the devs will consider it.

But I made this for you.

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(Seeing poophammer did remind me that cRPG does have a little poop)

A little poop, but not nearly enough

[Rumaahinen]

I think there should be random change that infantry will fall down because poop is slippery.

[POOPHAMMER]

Maybe we could make the horse poop on command with the Q menu

Q-H-P for horse poop