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Title: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on January 25, 2011, 10:28:22 pm
Need a little break of studying, so I'll announce news in small bits.

- villages produce only resources, towns manufacture items from resources, castles produce only troops
- towns next to villages are bad at processing raw materials that are being produced in the village
- food is one of the resources
- troops can no longer be recruited from the population of fiefs like now
- troops no longer cost money to produce and upkeep, but food
- items can no longer be bought from/sold to an ai market, only from/to other players
- the speed of raw material/item/troop production is based on the amount of players working in that fief
- the fief owner can decide how much money a player working in the fief gets per hour
- every castle will give all troops in the same faction a special perk.. could be +1 IF, +1 power draw, +20 one handed, etc etc

more info when i feel bored again
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Kalam on January 25, 2011, 10:29:31 pm
Ooer. I'm excited.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Wookimonsta on January 25, 2011, 10:34:06 pm
FAP FAP FAP
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on January 25, 2011, 10:36:20 pm
Awesome stuff, can't wait for the patch to go live.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: JohnAdams on January 25, 2011, 10:37:23 pm
are the new perks going to be strategus only?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 25, 2011, 10:38:34 pm
Quote
- troops can no longer be recruited from the population of fiefs like now

Can the population still fight?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on January 25, 2011, 10:39:15 pm
Can the population still fight?

yes if it's an invasion, no if it's a raid.

more info when the thread hits page 4 :P
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Mylet on January 25, 2011, 10:44:59 pm
more info when the thread hits page 4 :P

I bet you are using the 50 posts/page setting.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Kengil on January 25, 2011, 10:47:33 pm
Will troops/gold/equipment that we already have be wiped before the changes?

(Nevermind I found the answer in announcements)
"there will, due to heavy gameplay changes, be probably a mini-wipe - all money, items and troops will get wiped, only the fief ownerships will stay. "
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on January 25, 2011, 10:51:02 pm
Will troops/gold/equipment that we already have be wiped before the changes?

Quote from: chadz
there will, due to heavy gameplay changes, be probably a mini-wipe - all money, items and troops will get wiped, only the fief ownerships will stay.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Astinus on January 25, 2011, 10:53:45 pm
FAP FAP FAP
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 25, 2011, 10:58:18 pm
yes if it's an invasion, no if it's a raid.

more info when the thread hits page 4 :P

Awesome. If you know add ships too, I can sell my Kingdom :p
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: mammoni on January 25, 2011, 11:14:04 pm
whoopdedoop.

sounds awesome.

will probably kill the mod, too.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Kafein on January 25, 2011, 11:14:37 pm
EvE Online : cRPG Expansion Pack


Great work  :!:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: IG_Saint on January 25, 2011, 11:22:47 pm
Wil there still only be 1 troop type or will there be multiple to limit the massive archer spam?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Beans on January 25, 2011, 11:22:54 pm
Holy shit this sounds awesome. I'm sure it will require a bunch of tweaking but just the ideas of it sound excellent.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: mammoni on January 25, 2011, 11:26:22 pm
Wil there still only be 1 troop type or will there be multiple to limit the massive archer spam?

considering how the dev team thought it was a good idea to nerf archery close to useless, I doubt that will be a problem...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ganon on January 25, 2011, 11:26:46 pm
So we have gold, food, wood maybe ? Feels alot like warcraft2, which i liked to play alot.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tholgar on January 25, 2011, 11:27:22 pm
yes if it's an invasion, no if it's a raid.

more info when the thread hits page 4 :P
These are awesome news!!
Will there be caravans as well, to transport resources?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on January 25, 2011, 11:29:11 pm
Guys, get everyone to start posting so we can get to page 4!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 25, 2011, 11:33:36 pm
chadz is a nice guy, he just teases us with page 4, but what he really wants is a page 3 :o
Alteast thats what I hope :p
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Devilize on January 25, 2011, 11:40:51 pm
i really want to spam this thread till page 4 now... but i must hold back the urge!!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: mammoni on January 25, 2011, 11:46:13 pm
will there be whore houses?
if not, can I build them?
if so, can I visit them?
are STDs something to worry about? (would allow more complex strategies, early biological warfare...)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Miralay on January 25, 2011, 11:46:55 pm
Hmm so there will be a workforce of players. Interesting...

Let's see if I can finally manage to begin my slave trader adventure  :twisted:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on January 25, 2011, 11:50:12 pm
shazbot = chadz's trolling alt just in case you didn't know
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tristan on January 25, 2011, 11:59:18 pm
I like it.

except wooki no longer is muted...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Eyerra on January 26, 2011, 12:02:08 am
I just posted so we can get to the 4th page quickly. :)

chadz wouldn't lie to us.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Polobow on January 26, 2011, 12:03:22 am
FAP FAP FAP

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tholgar on January 26, 2011, 12:05:11 am
Can't wait to raid these villages! Yarr!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: andonai on January 26, 2011, 12:06:28 am
These are awesome news!!
Will there be caravans as well, to transport resources?

Tholgar I know your real question: Will there be caravans  as well, to raid?  :twisted:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Bjarky on January 26, 2011, 12:09:50 am
if yes, we're gonna push those caravans through viking lands, just to tease ^^

awsome work chadz, these idea's really make strategus more epic :D
hate you!!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Akincibegi on January 26, 2011, 12:10:45 am
Tholgar I know your real question: Will there be caravans  as well, to raid?  :twisted:
good point :lol:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Polobow on January 26, 2011, 12:21:10 am
Too bad i'm not into strategus, i'm too inactive for that :/.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ujin on January 26, 2011, 12:39:34 am
Sounds great !


LEt's push it to page 4 ! :)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 12:43:06 am
Vote for ships!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on January 26, 2011, 12:45:54 am
- caravans = players
- you can either send people off with the resources,
- or set in the fiefs an auto trader (a bit like in the anno games): "sell wood for 40 gold per item, minimum storage: 200", "buy iron for 80 gold per item, maximum storage: 150", so any person coming along can buy/sell stuff to your fief
- goods slow players (aka caravans) down, so they are easy prey
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tristan on January 26, 2011, 12:46:45 am
- caravans = players
- you can either send people off with the resources,
- or set in the fiefs an auto trader (a bit like in the anno games): "sell wood for 40 gold per item, minimum storage: 200", "buy iron for 80 gold per item, maximum storage: 150"

Can you raid these autotraders?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 12:50:19 am
The autotrader is in your fief, not moving

What stops the "caravans" from becoming the usual 1000 man army loling around the map?

Will my peasant militia fight naked or will they get free peasant gear if I dont manage to supply them with plate armor?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tristan on January 26, 2011, 12:55:07 am
The autotrader is in your fief, not moving

oh...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Everkistus on January 26, 2011, 01:01:31 am
Raiding caravans sounds extra sexy.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: AdNecrias on January 26, 2011, 01:03:26 am
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Just sayin'


The autotrader is in your fief, not moving

What stops the "caravans" from becoming the usual 1000 man army loling around the map?

Will my peasant militia fight naked or will they get free peasant gear if I dont manage to supply them with plate armor?

I bet troops also slow you down, if you want to be profitable you don't want to be much slower than what you need to be. Also, troops cost food to mantain, which would reduce your profit.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Kalam on January 26, 2011, 01:07:57 am
Is that photoshopped?

I looked at it again and realized my stupidity. o.O
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 01:08:26 am
Pixels look legit there
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: AdNecrias on January 26, 2011, 01:51:55 am
Is that photoshopped?

I looked at it again and realized my stupidity. o.O

Oh man, that's the only thing that made me laugh today... Was worth the trouble putting that up.

PS:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 26, 2011, 01:54:23 am
yes if it's an invasion, no if it's a raid.

more info when the thread hits page 4 :P

Almost to page 4, who thinks chadz was lying? He might wait till page 5 or 6.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tholgar on January 26, 2011, 02:02:21 am
more info when i feel bored again
Damn, I guess chadz changed his mind :(
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Camaris on January 26, 2011, 02:19:23 am
Cool stuff. Can´t wait to get into Strategus ;) Joined HRE for that some weeks ago and then strategus stopped ;)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 02:24:06 am
Is there a way to see how "profitable" a caravan is from the robbers point of view? Or do you need to shoot into the dark, hoping for a lucky catch?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tetris on January 26, 2011, 02:28:01 am
This sounds good so far. :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Devilize on January 26, 2011, 02:44:22 am
- caravans = players
- you can either send people off with the resources,
- or set in the fiefs an auto trader (a bit like in the anno games): "sell wood for 40 gold per item, minimum storage: 200", "buy iron for 80 gold per item, maximum storage: 150", so any person coming along can buy/sell stuff to your fief
- goods slow players (aka caravans) down, so they are easy prey

cool i guessed right, this will give non clan members and mercenaries something to do, defend caravans and such. sounds like fun.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Havoco on January 26, 2011, 03:06:02 am
So can you raid the auto traders and the battle be auto calced or something? Or is the auto trader invulnerable to attack?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Whoracle on January 26, 2011, 03:07:12 am
epic!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sultan Eren on January 26, 2011, 03:07:52 am
more info!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 03:08:52 am
So can you raid the auto traders and the battle be auto calced or something? Or is the auto trader invulnerable to attack?

the autotrader is no entity on the map. Its no person. You can just set your fief to buy resource x until it has y of it, or sell resource x as long as it has more than y. Like in the good old trading simulations.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Havoco on January 26, 2011, 03:16:55 am
Edit: deleted because it is probably another stupid question, lol
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tristan on January 26, 2011, 03:33:31 am
the autotrader is no entity on the map. Its no person. You can just set your fief to buy resource x until it has y of it, or sell resource x as long as it has more than y. Like in the good old trading simulations.

a lot of us, myself included, read it like you could transport goods automaticly. However obvious you can't from the wording...

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 03:50:41 am
If I raid a village, what stops the defender from just moving his whole army to me while we wait 24h for the battle, to crush me right after I burned down his houses?


@Aemelius
(click to show/hide)
This one makes me thing the autotrader is stationary ;)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Topsnus on January 26, 2011, 04:40:13 am
If I raid a village, what stops the defender from just moving his whole army to me while we wait 24h for the battle, to crush me right after I burned down his houses?

This is a good question and is the fundamental issue with the 24 hour prep time. It will likely be fixed by severly slowing down all movement speed.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on January 26, 2011, 05:02:17 am
Sounds good!

Except for all the uncivilized barbarians so eager to raid caravans...

It'll be interesting to see the immediate results of the caravans feature - everyone raids them because of the novelty, so no-one sends them = economy collapses :D

And one more thing - players willing to raid caravans should be ashamed of themselves. All those poor, humble merchants trying only to stimulate their local economy, sending money back home to their relatives in their home village, taking desperately needed goods to market in another town, and some jerk comes along and steals it. Shocking!

If anyone feels that this is a disgusting state of affairs, feel free to join the Union of Independent Small Businessmen and Camel Owners (UISBCO). The Caravan Guild will be setting this up as soon as Strategus comes back. It's still in early planning stages, contact me for more details. For now, look at it as an organised system of protection for your investments. 
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Beans on January 26, 2011, 05:03:15 am
So what exactly does 'raiding' a place do? I guess you make off with the items and loot and shit?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 26, 2011, 05:08:57 am
If I raid a village, what stops the defender from just moving his whole army to me while we wait 24h for the battle, to crush me right after I burned down his houses?


@Aemelius
(click to show/hide)
This one makes me thing the autotrader is stationary ;)

Every played single player native, its a problem there too. Raids take time.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: [ptx] on January 26, 2011, 05:24:33 am
Perhaps attacking an undefended fief takes less time? Say, a village has no garrison, it can be reinforced within 4 hours of the raid start, if it is not reinforced within this time - raid successful.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 26, 2011, 05:30:30 am
would still be a rather fast raid. It takes time to gather all of the things you want to steal, even without a defense. Villages would have a messenger ready to send a plea for help to the nearby castle.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Topsnus on January 26, 2011, 05:43:40 am
would still be a rather fast raid. It takes time to gather all of the things you want to steal, even without a defense. Villages would have a messenger ready to send a plea for help to the nearby castle.
hopefully only if they built some sort of upgrade. Capitals should be the only area seen in real time, every other holding by a faction should have its line of sight updated periodically. This period would range from every few hours, to every 5 min or so. You would lower this time by building advancements in the villages.

Wouldn't that be pretty cool? eh? eh???
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 06:03:58 am
I am not talking about reinforcments. I talk about being locked down for 24h while everone just moves my troocount*10 next to me to remove me from the map after the raid.
yes, in sp you could get catched sometimes, but without some "protection" for the raider he will be catched every time.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 26, 2011, 06:11:24 am
Varying amounts of settlement improvements would be neat.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Krakatit on January 26, 2011, 10:13:43 am
Maybe some afterbattle protection would help to solve this problem. Like you cant be attacked or be invisible on map for some time after battle.
Few minutes can be enough to get far enough to not get attacked imediately. Most propably you will be hunted by a bigger army and that means that it will be slower than you.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Yenward on January 26, 2011, 11:30:04 am
Time to reshoe the horses, Guards, looks like we're finally employed! :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Dunecat on January 26, 2011, 11:35:27 am
Varying amounts of settlement improvements would be neat.
Indeed, it would.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Oberyn on January 26, 2011, 12:30:59 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Bjarky on January 26, 2011, 01:31:24 pm
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very much so, indeed  :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Topsnus on January 26, 2011, 05:06:46 pm
I am not talking about reinforcments. I talk about being locked down for 24h while everone just moves my troocount*10 next to me to remove me from the map after the raid.
yes, in sp you could get catched sometimes, but without some "protection" for the raider he will be catched every time.
This will either be fixed by slowing campaign map time so that 24 hours is comparable to the amount of time it takes to raid in SP. Or it could be fixed by allowing you to queue up where you want to go, and you instantly moving their after the raid is over.
First option sounds way better to me.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 26, 2011, 05:23:45 pm
Now that only castles generate troops, can players still get 24 recruits a day in every fief?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 27, 2011, 08:54:39 pm
Sounds like you can only get any troops in castles.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 27, 2011, 09:07:43 pm
Sounds like you can only get any troops in castles.
He said
Quote
-troops can no longer be recruited from the population of fiefs like now
, sounds like he only means the pop converting of fiefs.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 27, 2011, 09:24:48 pm
- villages produce only resources, towns manufacture items from resources, castles produce only troops

Looks to me like he means villages only produce resources, not troops.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tetris on January 28, 2011, 02:28:04 am
 :shock:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Whalen207 on January 28, 2011, 08:22:07 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: kura on January 28, 2011, 09:09:36 am
If there only craft,сan masterwork equipment be create or improve from the existing?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on January 28, 2011, 03:59:21 pm
If I raid a village, what stops the defender from just moving his whole army to me while we wait 24h for the battle, to crush me right after I burned down his houses?

Nothing it seems and nothing should. If it were RL medieval times you wouldn't raid a village owned by some guy with a giant army either would you  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Noble Crassius on January 28, 2011, 04:19:23 pm
Uhh from just about every movie ive seen thats the point of a raid lol - in and out really quick before the castles garrison came and slaughtered the bandits  :)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Leiknir on January 28, 2011, 04:58:55 pm
Nothing it seems and nothing should. If it were RL medieval times you wouldn't raid a village owned by some guy with a giant army either would you  :rolleyes:

I would raid it at night, while his army sleeps in his castle far away, then go back to the seas. And not hang around for 24h until the army shows up.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on January 28, 2011, 05:33:22 pm
I think the amount of people raiding should be what determines how long it takes and how effective it is. And perhaps have an option to take longer or make it a quicker and less effective raid.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Banok on February 03, 2011, 04:10:08 am
Late but FAP!

nice little multiplayer micro management strategy game your making there.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: PhantomZero on February 03, 2011, 07:16:27 am
Late but FAP!

nice little multiplayer micro management strategy game your making there.

You ruined it, I was hoping no one was going to post in this again until chadz did.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: OzyTheSage on February 08, 2011, 11:15:17 pm
Does anybody know if chadz is going to post here when he feels the need to, or if he's going for another "4 more pages until I release more info" sort of deal?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: mustg on February 09, 2011, 01:01:00 pm
anybody kno when it will be available for playing?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Lotr_III on February 09, 2011, 01:12:40 pm
anybody kno when it will be available for playing?
+1
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Lord_Nico on February 09, 2011, 01:53:35 pm
anybody kno when it will be available for playing?





+1
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Iv_ST on February 09, 2011, 01:55:19 pm
anybody kno when it will be available for playing?
+3
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: krampe on February 09, 2011, 01:57:26 pm
I do,

as always, when it's done. ;)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: BlackWhite on February 09, 2011, 03:34:47 pm
we still bein teased??
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Olwen on February 09, 2011, 03:37:46 pm
prob if we get to 8 pages we'll have news
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Nephenee on February 09, 2011, 03:55:04 pm
doubt it.
he'll post if he feels like it
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Krakatit on February 09, 2011, 04:00:05 pm
8 pages you say?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Thovex on February 09, 2011, 07:38:57 pm
That's what he said.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Noble Crassius on February 09, 2011, 07:40:17 pm
Lol lies but I'll help the cause
bumpity
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Keshian on February 09, 2011, 07:47:11 pm
Does anyone know how far along on the strategus update chadz is now that his exams have been over for a week?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: gazda on February 09, 2011, 07:54:30 pm
I like unicorns  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
(bump)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Maira on February 09, 2011, 07:59:00 pm
Is it close?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on February 09, 2011, 07:59:43 pm
I like unicorns  :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
(bump)
this  :)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Hideyoshi on February 09, 2011, 10:50:10 pm
maybe
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: ThePoopy on February 09, 2011, 11:52:54 pm
maybe
+1
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Krakatit on February 10, 2011, 01:20:32 am
I have a feeling that page 8 is coming...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Beans on February 10, 2011, 01:24:53 am
wanna know when it will get unfrozen
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Topsnus on February 10, 2011, 01:58:50 am
page 8 probably won't mean anything. You guys know that right?


..... and..... You're welcome.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Socrates on February 10, 2011, 04:14:33 am
nice info
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Thovex on February 10, 2011, 11:31:20 pm
after 8 pages chadz still isn't bored.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Stokes on February 11, 2011, 12:55:50 am
Wants moar infoz!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: kura on February 11, 2011, 08:36:33 am
If there only craft,сan masterwork equipment be create or improve from the existing?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Azathoth on February 11, 2011, 10:36:03 am
mb we need 10 pages? :twisted:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Dunecat on February 11, 2011, 10:47:45 am
mb we need 10 pages? :twisted:
Quite possibly so.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Vibe on February 11, 2011, 10:56:13 am
Let's go, 10 pages!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Croaker McGee on February 11, 2011, 11:03:15 am
Sure why not? Always happy to help a cause. I started playing Strategus, but never really got into it. Now, I'm intrigued. Thanks a lot, like I don't spend enough time playing this game already.  :mad:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on February 11, 2011, 12:28:34 pm
I like the way people create their own "hope" when there is none. chadz never said anything about 8 or 10 pages. But hey whatever let's see if we get info anyway! I support the cause!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: ThePoopy on February 11, 2011, 04:13:16 pm
he reduce page number by 1 for every stupid coment so you guys are screwed
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tristan on February 11, 2011, 11:06:58 pm
he reduce page number by 1 for every stupid coment so you guys are screwed

Wrong we need to troll harder... Even though its hard, but there are epic moments like "Katana needs 142 speed" and "poleamrs should have infinite range and unblockable thrust"... THose were really masterpieces of trolling worth studying...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Cecil on February 11, 2011, 11:08:34 pm
he reduce page number by 1 for every stupid coment so you guys are screwed

 ...  And you're not helping ...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Lansamur on February 12, 2011, 10:28:34 am
I bet you are using the 50 posts/page setting.

Probably this. We are now at page 3 with this setting. :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Camaris on February 12, 2011, 10:56:19 am
mhhh? mhhh? ok.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ramzes_UKR on February 12, 2011, 03:48:23 pm
So we must stop our trololo, becouse chads dont need it?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Dunecat on February 12, 2011, 04:10:16 pm
So we must stop our trololo, becouse chads dont need it?
I see no "trololo" here, comrade.  We are building a better future here!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ache on February 12, 2011, 04:12:37 pm
Come on, spam more and we can make it to page 10  :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 12, 2011, 04:26:07 pm
Just one more page! wooooooooo
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Keshian on February 12, 2011, 04:28:37 pm
I dont think this thread is going to make him program any faster.  In fact, with no word from chadz, he may have just given up on cRPG all together because of all those trolls.  No more patches people, sorry.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ache on February 12, 2011, 04:29:42 pm
At least we reached something :P
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 12, 2011, 04:31:26 pm
Never trust a bare footed redhead
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ache on February 12, 2011, 04:32:34 pm
We have to spam more.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: BlackWhite on February 12, 2011, 11:35:37 pm
more like this?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Serth on February 13, 2011, 01:18:38 am
This thread is full of spam, actually getting some info instead of spam would be nice...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Anhy on February 13, 2011, 02:00:48 am
ehh chadz.... if be you know, how we wait Strategus :(
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 13, 2011, 03:29:42 am
umm...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on February 14, 2011, 07:29:09 am
I dont think this thread is going to make him program any faster.  In fact, with no word from chadz, he may have just given up on cRPG all together because of all those trolls.  No more patches people, sorry.
..no more hot gamer chicks?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on February 14, 2011, 09:29:17 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: FICO on February 14, 2011, 09:43:44 am
he's teasing...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Olwen on February 14, 2011, 10:42:56 am
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OMAGAD OMAGAD IT S chadz !!! I LOVE YOU CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADZ !!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on February 14, 2011, 10:44:02 am
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chadz! I'm glad to see you alive and thank you for this comprehensive information on progress  :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: KingBread on February 14, 2011, 11:49:34 am
chadz! I'm glad to see you alive and thank you for this comprehensive information on progress  :D

Now waiting gain much more sense thx !
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Nebun on February 14, 2011, 05:02:06 pm
chadzyyyy :) Amazing features... good to see u back working on strategus.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sultan Eren on February 14, 2011, 07:07:28 pm
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With this features? Oh God it's amazing I'm speechless. Best update ever!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Cecil on February 14, 2011, 09:52:28 pm
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I dont undersand this patch note :P
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: BD_Guard_Bane on February 14, 2011, 09:56:53 pm
I dont undersand this patch note :P

It means people aren't posting enough. Basically, more post spam until page 20.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 14, 2011, 10:23:37 pm
I dont undersand this patch note :P

Who cares about patch notes, bring the goddamn patch already, cRPG is just the training ground for strategus.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Cecil on February 15, 2011, 12:05:53 am
 :cry:  noone understands me... just want to hate on poor 'ol Cec
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Vibe on February 15, 2011, 11:33:33 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 15, 2011, 11:53:58 am
lets get to over 9000!!! pages
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on February 15, 2011, 05:09:52 pm
lets get to over 9000!!! pages
THIS!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 15, 2011, 05:10:52 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on February 15, 2011, 08:48:48 pm
Less spam more ham. Or better yet, bacon. Everyone likes bacon, whether they know it or not.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 15, 2011, 09:08:51 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 16, 2011, 03:30:06 pm
If we don't get Strategus back this will happen:
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tholgar on February 16, 2011, 03:34:25 pm
If we don't get Strategus back this will happen:
(click to show/hide)
Looks more like an amount of work that needs to be done by chadz, before the Strategus is gonna be back up again.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ujin on February 16, 2011, 04:30:41 pm
Looks more like an amount of work that needs to be done by chadz, before the Strategus is gonna be back up again.

Good one ! :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 16, 2011, 06:56:11 pm
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I'll keep posting a donkey photo every day till we get strategus back.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: FICO on February 17, 2011, 07:54:04 am


I'll keep posting a donkey photo every day till we get strategus back.
more likely it's gonna make server goes down
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on February 17, 2011, 08:35:09 am
Everyone likes bacon, whether they know it or not.
Only to true. As an old man once said to me. There's to important elements in life. The first is oxygen the second is bacon...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 17, 2011, 12:49:50 pm
Behold the donkey wars

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: FICO on February 17, 2011, 12:53:22 pm
boy's dick got stuck?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Dexterous_Rex on February 17, 2011, 01:04:01 pm
Paul (the donkey on the left) is just really hungry and thought the boy would be good for NOMZ but Franco (the donkey on the right) said NO!!!!!                  ....sorry its 3 in the morning and im tired
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: kura on February 17, 2011, 01:43:38 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Cecil on February 18, 2011, 10:33:20 pm
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Add this one to avaliable horses  :idea:  I want to HA with it  lol
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 19, 2011, 01:20:07 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: ArchonAlarion on February 20, 2011, 02:42:26 am
- villages produce only resources, towns manufacture items from resources, castles produce only troops

do towns produce troops? If not, why not?

Quote
- towns next to villages are bad at processing raw materials that are being produced in the village

This seems entirely unintuitive. Shouldn't it be the opposite?

Quote
- troops no longer cost money to produce and upkeep, but food

Strange. Why?


I don't play Strategus because I really don't know how, but yeah. Just wondering about these changes because they seem odd.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Krakatit on February 20, 2011, 10:09:22 am
This seems entirely unintuitive. Shouldn't it be the opposite?

It is like that because it encourages trade. You would be too selfsufficient if you can gather one resource and right next to it you will be able to refine it. This strategus will be full of caravans and bandits too :)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on February 20, 2011, 11:14:21 pm
Why no donkey pics last 2 days?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Radament on February 21, 2011, 07:04:25 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 21, 2011, 07:11:48 pm
chadz is busy, and making sex holidays in africa:


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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 21, 2011, 08:07:58 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on February 21, 2011, 09:52:37 pm
chadz is busy, and making sex holidays in africa:


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that one is cute

no really
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on February 21, 2011, 10:40:28 pm
that one is cute

no really
Looks like you're a pedophile buddy.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 21, 2011, 10:46:26 pm
Well we're Austrian, you cannot hide your roots can't ya?  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Poetrydog on February 21, 2011, 10:58:09 pm
that one is cute

no really
Back from the dead huh  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Radament on February 22, 2011, 03:08:48 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 22, 2011, 03:09:53 pm
chadz is getting some beer to continue working:
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 22, 2011, 05:08:57 pm
And here is an artwork of chadz coding later that day
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 22, 2011, 08:04:42 pm
And after that chadz is checking out some girlz:
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 22, 2011, 08:18:51 pm
Later that day
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 23, 2011, 12:05:43 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzRnCd_XqjM

Right before Punishers Pic!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: kura on February 23, 2011, 10:03:50 am
http://video.i.ua/user/518564/2152/9710/ (http://video.i.ua/user/518564/2152/9710/) very old video  :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://www.demotivers.com/6805/Horny-Donkey-On-The-Beach (http://www.demotivers.com/6805/Horny-Donkey-On-The-Beach)

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: FICO on February 23, 2011, 11:01:04 am
the last one smiles like me  :shock:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 23, 2011, 11:30:12 pm
Less drinking more coding, lazy chadz

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Fluffy_Muffin on February 24, 2011, 10:56:50 am
Is that a lama or a donkey? :shock:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Zaar on February 24, 2011, 12:12:11 pm
Havent played it, but it has a lot of potential from what I can see.

I wont say less drinking, more coding, However!.....

I say more drinking and more coding! :twisted:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Warcat on February 25, 2011, 05:08:36 am
Is that a lama or a donkey? :shock:

A think it might be a guanaco
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on February 26, 2011, 06:57:22 pm
Exclusive leaked picture of Trippin riding chadz :shock:

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on February 26, 2011, 07:01:34 pm
Exclusive leaked picture of Trippin riding chadz :shock:

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that one is cute

no really
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: kura on February 28, 2011, 08:47:44 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Belatu on March 01, 2011, 12:40:51 am
Quote
no char was found with user: Fallen_Belatucadros, pass: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
deleting your cookies now

Found another hero of you - name: Fallen_Belatucadros
if you are desperate, you could delete him. [WARNING] by clicking this link and DELETING HIM, HIS ITEMS, EVERYTHING IN STRATEGUS: delete Fallen_Belatucadros

what?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: FICO on March 01, 2011, 10:31:08 am
hax?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Merten on March 01, 2011, 11:24:53 am
Finally, chadz have found his way into the modern arts ...

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... but since this event, chadz is realy snoobish and excentric ...

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Belatu on March 01, 2011, 02:48:47 pm
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We can see here the perfect abstraction of the actual state of strategus thing: chadz denying to work and being Pushed by cmp and other guys while dozens of people just look waiting for something to happen.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: OoberNoob on March 01, 2011, 02:52:51 pm
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We can see here the perfect abstraction of the actual state of strategus thing: chadz denying to work and being Pushed by cmp and other guys while dozens of people just look waiting for something to happen.

That is perfect lol
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: gazda on March 01, 2011, 11:50:00 pm
That is perfect lol

+1

exactly describes situation
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 07, 2011, 06:08:43 pm
More info or more donkeys plzzz!!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on March 07, 2011, 07:08:55 pm
chadz is doing some camouflage to hide from all the cRPG stalkers teasing him about strategus:

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: OoberNoob on March 08, 2011, 11:26:16 pm
More info or more donkeys plzzz!!!

THIS!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 09, 2011, 02:43:19 pm

Since no one has added any...
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chadzszer not programming since his throat itches...
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Still laughing at us.. notice me in the background, shrouding in despair.
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My personal favourite, High stoned Schadtzer
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Finally, «Strategus should be out within 2 weeks»... Nice bluff oh Great One...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 10, 2011, 07:43:47 pm
Nothing yet?
Well ill keep feeding you more Donkeys Mr.chadz...

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-chadz's still checking out girlzs for complete non-protected sexual relationzs.... This time, only in Spain!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 11, 2011, 05:31:43 pm
It's that time of the day again!

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This is original chadz,  v2.0. Laughing his ars away at the people waiting for Strategus!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Keshian on March 14, 2011, 03:59:51 pm
You know its obvious chadz is not posting info because you simply have not provided him enough donkey pictures to excite his attention.  Bring on the donkey love, more donkeys, more donkeys, more donkeys....
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 14, 2011, 11:36:08 pm
Just for you Keshian.... and a little for chadz and strategus!!!!

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The real face behind  :twisted:

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chadz Stretching in the morning before 'La programacion' starts.

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More sex holidays in Africa...

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chadz's face after the sex holidays...

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 16, 2011, 03:59:34 pm
Rawr...


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- We want Strategus dooode
- Well i dont give info suckerz!


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chadz's really, REALLY busy... (Is the one on the left really eating?)


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Fixing Strategus chadz??
-Nah, watching this fat man sleep


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Munch Munch Munch

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 18, 2011, 05:13:02 am
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Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 18, 2011, 04:55:25 pm
Here we go again! 
In this instalment, we try to figure out what chadz's been doing for the past few weeks.
Being the paparazzi that i am, I managed to get these pictures.


1)
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chadz's contribution in Afganistan. In this picture, we see chadz's ability of troop transportation.
Without this top of the line technology, our troops never would of reached the front lines as fast.

2)
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Saving Private chadz. After chadz's capture by the enemy, we had a major panic. People were talking
about desertion. And the generals had to do something about it. To raise the moral, this secret mission was put on.

3)
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chadz drinking with babes after his return. Once back in america, chadz's adventure in Afganistan
became know by the majority of the american population. Incredible fame ensued.

4)
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chadz running for president in the US. Since chadz's became a renown figure, as a political move, he tried to present himself.
His policies weren't known, although the press think's it could be related to strategus.

5)
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chadzs after the party... The WALK OF SHAME. In this cliché, we see chadz's in his true state. The Parteh Donkeh he really is.
This picture caused him to end his political career.

6)
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chadz's attempt at a new career. Yes, strategus has once more been put aside, but at least, this donkey will be running in the NBA.

7)
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He also launched a remix of Mc.Hammer's song "Can't touch this" changing the lyrics "Hammer time" to "Donkey Time".
It now goes like this.

- Break it down, Stop -
    -Donkey Time-


More updates to come...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on March 18, 2011, 05:48:40 pm
Legendary
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on March 18, 2011, 08:28:16 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MountedRhader on March 19, 2011, 10:49:58 pm
Soup made my day.. lol  8-)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: panderson on March 23, 2011, 03:20:54 am
Man, it would be a miracle if that patch came out sometime this week.

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: knppel on March 23, 2011, 09:55:21 am
Watch now only on c-rpg.net: chadz baby photos

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Flawless on March 23, 2011, 11:58:16 am
strategus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cravings are overwhelming.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Nephenee on March 23, 2011, 06:19:48 pm
i'm done with waiting for chadz to do something i just wanna see more Donkey pics
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Keshian on March 23, 2011, 06:25:05 pm
i'm done with waiting for chadz to do something i just wanna see more Donkey pics

MOAR DONKEY PICS
MOAR DONKEY PICS
MOAR DONKEY PICS

Screw strategus, never coming out.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on March 23, 2011, 06:46:29 pm
Who needs strategus when we have...well we don't have capture the flag...siege is nice..
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 23, 2011, 07:59:01 pm
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Donkey Photobomb!

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Yankey on chadz, stressing him!

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chadz Race contest goes wrong

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chadz on Crak

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Moar pics of chadz's contribution in the army
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Mtemtko on March 23, 2011, 08:26:30 pm
<-  The black donkey is chadz, raping the community while it eats shit.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MountedRhader on March 24, 2011, 10:44:45 pm
I've pretty much given up on strategus of ever coming out. chadz has probably just gotten tired like Necrias did. Everyone's going.. One by one.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Berserkadin on March 24, 2011, 10:57:55 pm
Strategus - 0
chadz - 1

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on March 24, 2011, 11:34:50 pm
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chadz is invading Libya right now!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: bredeus on March 25, 2011, 09:46:02 am
exactly!
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Post by: Berserkadin on March 25, 2011, 11:44:41 am
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on March 25, 2011, 03:53:47 pm
I see you all put some effort into it, I appreciate it.

Well, that has to be rewarded.

Yes, Strategus is being worked on. it is in schedule (although I won't announce the schedule).

010411
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Beauchamp on March 25, 2011, 04:08:21 pm
I see you all put some effort into it, I appreciate it.

Well, that has to be rewarded.

Yes, Strategus is being worked on. it is in schedule (although I won't announce the schedule).

010411

we need more donkey pictures, thousands of them!

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chadz oppinion about archery in crpg/strategus (lipreaded: neeeeeeeeeeerrfffff)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Opium.dk on March 25, 2011, 04:10:04 pm
1/4/11
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 25, 2011, 04:22:03 pm
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw.

With every shovel full of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells by not stopping, never giving up! Shake the dirt off and take a step up! Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.


get up from the well and give us Strategus!!!!
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on March 25, 2011, 04:32:08 pm
I see you all put some effort into it, I appreciate it.

Well, that has to be rewarded.

Yes, Strategus is being worked on. it is in schedule (although I won't announce the schedule).

010411

chadz, thank you, in particular for the info that there is some schedule. I will (probably wrongly) assume that is is a good news  8-)

My share of donkeys:

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chadz, first draft of the great Cartoon Networks story....

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chadz bringing us all new crpg items and Strat! (timing unknown... well.. to some extent.) Note the happy eyes and pointy ears.

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torp on March 25, 2011, 04:32:48 pm
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 (http://img850.imageshack.us/i/mancarryingdonkey.jpg/)


Some soldiers evacuating chadz from Japan, where his curiosity had made him look at one of them nuclear powerplants instead of fixing strategus!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 25, 2011, 04:50:42 pm
This is why Strategus is not up yet

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Dave_UKR strikes again
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on March 25, 2011, 07:04:29 pm
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One more vacation photo... fly, chadz, fly!

chadz is working irl as a lot of people (...)

well, not quite, but still very hard:

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on March 25, 2011, 07:12:44 pm
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That's obviously a reindeer
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on March 25, 2011, 07:18:57 pm
That's obviously a reindeer

No, that is (hard working irl) chadz. The reindeer looks like that:

(click to show/hide)

Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Different on March 25, 2011, 07:28:37 pm
(click to show/hide)
(click to show/hide)

infos :D ?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 25, 2011, 07:31:38 pm
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chadz worst nightmare
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Penitent on March 25, 2011, 07:39:37 pm
Did you know that a reindeer is a domesticated caribou?
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Memento_Mori on March 25, 2011, 07:45:46 pm
Did you know that a reindeer is a domesticated caribou?

This question was in no possible way directed at me but I thank you for this bit of information none the less. I for one had no idea that a reindeer was in fact a domesticated caribou. :3

Knowledge is power !
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: acoaco122 on March 25, 2011, 09:45:40 pm
More donkeys!

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MountedRhader on March 25, 2011, 10:35:28 pm
we need more donkey pictures, thousands of them!
YES.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 25, 2011, 10:48:51 pm
chadz hides from the community
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on March 25, 2011, 10:49:48 pm
Stop bothering chadz, he is busy fighting in Libia

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torp on March 25, 2011, 10:54:00 pm
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The shitload of work we've asked chadz to do is too much for him - the stress has made him fly!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 25, 2011, 11:01:31 pm
what do you mean with "we dont serve you kind here"?
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on March 25, 2011, 11:41:02 pm
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The shitload of work we've asked chadz to do is too much for him - the stress has made him fly!

Not to mention Dave added his famous construction site on top of all that

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Lorenzo on March 26, 2011, 12:57:58 am
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 (http://img842.imageshack.us/i/anee.jpg/)
Spam love/hate messages there...

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 (http://img51.imageshack.us/i/ane1z.jpg/)
...so chadz will be forced to give us another tease.

Or else some might want to... :-(
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on March 26, 2011, 11:09:44 am
chadz hiding his identity as usual

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torp on March 26, 2011, 01:21:12 pm
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw.

With every shovel full of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.


get up from the well and give us Strategus!!!!
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chadz can't get up the well cause noone is shoveling dirt :s


EVERYONE, FIND THE WELL AND SHOVEL DIRT IF YOU WANT STRATEGUS!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 26, 2011, 11:12:06 pm
So all my had work is paying off! Let's see what i can do today!
Last time we saw chadz in the army, fighting for his life. Then we noticed the ennemy kidnapped him and the US forces put on a secret mission to save him.
Notice chadz's attempt of getting out of that prison! Before the arrival of the american troops.
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Our great Donkey then ran for president. (Of this, we have more proof; chadz's Electoral Pins and Vote slips)
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Like his ancestors, chadz is a Parteh animal. Earlier, we saw pictures of his walk of shame.
All that alcohol love, he gets from his great great grandfather. Notice his acts during the prohibition period, smuggling alcohol!
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We recently found new pictures, in these, we see chadz as the ancestor of train technology!
But people never knew his schedule and needed a new method. That's how they invented the steam engine.
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In last week's instalment, we learned that chadz's became a renown basketball player.
Under the name of 'Mammuth Jack Donkey' or 'Scraps' he even trumped players skilled as Michael Jordan and Denis Rodmann.
It has come to our attention that we own video proof of these facts: (Plz refer to these links)
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Just to be safe, chadz also started a new career as an Artist. His big success, the remix of 'Can't touch this' of McHammer has even more success...
All his show's are fully booked, and he now has a one man stand up show! (See picture bellow)
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Fame and fortune ensued, and With MTV, we got access to his CRIB! Notice him on his throne and his servants all bowing to him!
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In our next instalment, we'll do a piece on chadz's dentition through time. Here are a few previews of what's to wait for!

(chadz, age 4)
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(chadz, age 6)
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torp on March 26, 2011, 11:20:22 pm
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chadz is fighting with another donkey and throwing the CRPG Community off of his back, cause we've been pushing him too hard! (and hitting him with a stick)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: gazda on March 27, 2011, 09:37:00 am
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(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Different on March 27, 2011, 09:41:38 am
thnx will use it :D
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Stokes on March 27, 2011, 10:13:22 am
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(click to show/hide)

This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Different on March 27, 2011, 10:24:52 am
moar donkey ! D:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MountedRhader on March 27, 2011, 01:06:32 pm
This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.
This will do anything but shorten the time we have to begrudgingly wait for strategus to come back.  :(
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MrExxc on March 27, 2011, 01:24:24 pm
This is win! I added it to my sig with a clicky so others can join the fun.
For sure!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: gazda on March 27, 2011, 03:08:29 pm
This will do anything but shorten the time we have to begrudgingly wait for strategus to come back.  :(

It certenaly wont prolonge it  :wink:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sultan Eren on March 27, 2011, 05:34:17 pm
We want Strategus!!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Harpag on March 27, 2011, 06:03:14 pm
+1!  :)

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Strategus ™ made by SDP  :)
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on March 27, 2011, 09:31:15 pm
One more Strategus addicted here.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Phosie on March 27, 2011, 11:15:38 pm
+1
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on March 28, 2011, 11:01:57 pm
No donkeys - no Strategus, remember?

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The truth about this forum: chadz is listening to the voice of people to answer their needs:

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chadz DIGITALIZED!!!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: MountedRhader on March 29, 2011, 02:30:28 am
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The result of one of chadz' insane sex holidays.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Puppybull on March 29, 2011, 03:51:55 am
(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 29, 2011, 03:52:23 am
What are you talking about... I'm sure that striped contraption ain't the result of this african sex holiday...
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On an other note, we need to find more CARROTS
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We should have a carrot on a stick leading towards Strategus's completion! That way, we could drive chadz away from all those sex holidayz and back on the right path!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Death_Dealer on March 29, 2011, 05:09:48 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW3ZFlXXCf8&feature=related

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Bjarky on March 29, 2011, 05:53:23 pm
omg, that's OP.
Nerf chadz   :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Death_Dealer on March 30, 2011, 03:00:28 pm
ahah :D i didnt whine about any thing but whiners till now. but you r right :D nerf him
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Torak on March 30, 2011, 03:09:43 pm
Ok finnaly chadz is back were he belongs

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If he's not pornsurfing that is
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on March 31, 2011, 10:39:47 am
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Not quite correct...
As part of the new strategus pre-release marketing campaign, we will slowly distribute pics of strategus-in-work - or in this case, pics of the developing place:
(click to show/hide)

if you post some more donkey pics, you might get a new strategus screenshot at midnight
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Bjarky on March 31, 2011, 10:44:50 am
let the flaming begin....  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on March 31, 2011, 01:02:35 pm
We're going to run out of pictures..
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: VVarlord on March 31, 2011, 01:11:36 pm
We're going to run out of pictures..

Omg get out side and find the nearest donkey and take a photo of it in the most daftest position.

Heres my attempt

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Erasmas on March 31, 2011, 01:14:57 pm
It seems that chadz is back, alive and kicking!

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If you did not know, some time ago he disappeared, cause he had to study:
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He also spent some time in the army (chadz in sniper disguise):
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Earthdforce on March 31, 2011, 02:50:24 pm
chadz is a little overworked..

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Duerkos on March 31, 2011, 02:59:03 pm
chadz wanted to say hello, misunderstood by stupid kid  :( .

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Harpag on March 31, 2011, 03:17:30 pm
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Specially for you  :lol:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: dynamike on March 31, 2011, 04:01:52 pm
Oh laaaawd won't you buy me...

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Come on, get the Benz amongst all RPG's on the road, chadz!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Ishtar_Soup on March 31, 2011, 04:06:31 pm
Well it seems that i am required once more!
In todays instalment more footage of chadz around the world. This time in VIDEO!

In this link, chadz's attempts a new feat trying to promote strategus! (Pay attention to the sudden liftoff)
(click to show/hide)

Back in his trip through Egypt, chadz's tried to get bigger Game! (Notice how he cums short of the prize)
(click to show/hide)

In the city of Cairo, chadz started working on strategus (He put to much of a load on himself)
(click to show/hide)

chadz having a great time with babes at the beach. (Come on, be a little more discrete)
(click to show/hide)

chadz hunting for Video attention!
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chadz found a new trick: (THE REAL REASON STRATEGUS AINT BEING WORKED ON!)
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In this second section! MOAR TEETH
chadz Age 10
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chadz Age 12
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chadz Age 13 (And trying to be soooo Hip)
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Quirian on March 31, 2011, 05:10:39 pm
haha... donkey masturbating...  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: gazda on March 31, 2011, 05:58:45 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Volv on March 31, 2011, 07:48:23 pm
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I just can't wait till then  :mrgreen: .
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Jaratam on March 31, 2011, 09:40:33 pm
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sir Henry on March 31, 2011, 10:49:05 pm
Really long link that leads to a donkey picture
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Punisher on March 31, 2011, 11:09:02 pm
A preview of the new donkey mounts

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Bjarky on March 31, 2011, 11:13:13 pm
uuh, the new transport mounts for strategus trading goods  :)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on March 31, 2011, 11:14:40 pm
cmon, 45 minutes to go - if we dont reach page 20 I'm disappointed!

disappointed chadz -> no pics!
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sir Henry on March 31, 2011, 11:15:45 pm
When a caravan is raided the defenders can all ride the donkey mounts!  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Knute on March 31, 2011, 11:21:10 pm
chadz on a secret mission for the CIA.

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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Sir Henry on March 31, 2011, 11:24:13 pm
Several other odd donkey pictures found in long links
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Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: dynamike on March 31, 2011, 11:29:08 pm
chadz and happy family:

(click to show/hide)

chadz if he ever goes commercial with crpg:

(click to show/hide)

by the way:

20 pages !!!  8-)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 31, 2011, 11:30:12 pm
chadz and happy family:

(click to show/hide)

chadz if he ever goes commercial with crpg:

(click to show/hide)

by the way:

20 pages !!!  8-)

And you passed his 45 minute time requirement and overshot by a good 29 minutes and 8 seconds...
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Topsnus on March 31, 2011, 11:34:03 pm
And you passed his 45 minute time requirement and overshot by a good 29 minutes and 8 seconds...
except that he made  that requirement 10 min ago.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: Tears of Destiny on March 31, 2011, 11:36:26 pm
except that he made  that requirement 10 min ago.

Except that I am looking at my clock for a time zone ahead of me, so your entire argument is invalid due to me not being able to tell time nor think correctly in any sort of fashion.

I refute your logic, and shall replace it with Jello.
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: dynamike on March 31, 2011, 11:37:17 pm
Doesn't matter guys, the important part is: we kept our part of the deal - now it's at chadz to deliver  :twisted:

For the rest of us, an exclusive sneak peak: chadz preparing for the launch of Strategus

(click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Strategus Tease - v2.0
Post by: chadz on March 31, 2011, 11:42:41 pm
Well, good lads, you surely did deliver and put some effort into it. It shall not go by unnoticed.

Please direct your eyes at the announcement thread (18 minutes).

Stay tuned.