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Title: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 04:11:08 am
We have the equipment/builds to do our own version of Deadliest Warrior. In fact our results will probably be more accurate while being entirely less serious! (If anyone has watched this you know how much of a joke it is)

Just an idea, sounds like a Ripper style project!

Obvious: Ninja vs Samurai. Adjust builds to make it more fun.

Griffin.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Digglez on August 09, 2011, 04:15:26 am
We have the equipment/builds to do our own version of Deadliest Warrior. In fact our results will probably be more accurate while being entirely less serious! (If anyone has watched this you know how much of a joke it is)

Just an idea, sounds like a Ripper style project!

Obvious: Ninja vs Samurai. Adjust builds to make it more fun.

Griffin.

ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face

Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Casimir on August 09, 2011, 04:16:55 am
Sounds good to me
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Varric on August 09, 2011, 04:17:08 am
ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face

Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
Yes, count the shield as a weapon.

When the samurai takes out his yumi you drop your fucking shield and take it like a man.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 04:17:57 am
ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face

Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.

It's just an idea for some videos, big picture!
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 04:19:47 am
Knight vs Mameluke is a obvious one, since it occurs in single player regularly.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Earthdforce on August 09, 2011, 08:27:10 am
Let's see some Nord vs Sarranid!
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Huey Newton on August 09, 2011, 09:24:11 am
Black Panther Vs. IRA

 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on August 09, 2011, 10:06:09 am
Retard with no life from cellar utilising a special mixture of overpowered gear VS A Mongolian horse archer

WHO IS DEADLIEST?!]

(but before we do this, roman armour needs to be brought to CRPG
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Cyclopsided on August 09, 2011, 12:22:47 pm
I think this would be great.

HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE

"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on August 09, 2011, 12:25:40 pm
I think this would be great.

HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE

"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game

On a duel or in teamwork?
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Dezilagel on August 09, 2011, 12:29:31 pm
On a duel or in teamwork?

Duel ofc!

We all know that most medieval battles were fought as a series of 1-on-1's until people got bored and started fistfighting naked instead.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Magikarp on August 09, 2011, 01:16:32 pm
I think this would be great.

HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE

"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game
12/27 peasant build ftw! Eat mah scythe bitch. (My skip the fun character named Risen_Spam_Dat_Scythe)

@Dezilagel: the OP wanted to do the exact same thing as they do at Deadliest Warrior, so that would be duels.



Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 01:24:18 pm
Well also on Deadliest Warrior they use to have unit battles for certain groups, we could do that to. It's all going to be very unscientific but I do see some potential for laughs in the videos.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Dunecat on August 09, 2011, 01:40:15 pm
Well also on Deadliest Warrior they use to have unit battles for certain groups, we could do that to. It's all going to be very unscientific but I do see some potential for laughs in the videos.
Deadliest Warrior didn't appear scientific to me, so that'll be staying true to original!
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Templar_Ratigan on August 09, 2011, 01:48:38 pm
Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath.  :)
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 02:09:31 pm
Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath.  :)

HA! Good idea
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 02:10:47 pm
Deadliest Warrior didn't appear scientific to me, so that'll be staying true to original!

lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Fartface on August 09, 2011, 02:27:39 pm
ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 02:35:07 pm
ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.

You are right sir!
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Fandrall on August 09, 2011, 04:29:55 pm
Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.

I assume you are being ironic here. However there is a guy who has devoted countless hours and posted several youtube clips on how poorly the viking vs samurai episode was executed. Quite amusing to watch as he seems to take it as a personal insult that the samurai won. He has some skills though, both in SCA fighting and with real weapons and his facts are true aswell so its quite educational actually.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu2NRg-HEg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu2NRg-HEg)

To OP this is a great idea! Must be the same type of pseudo-science involved though or it will not be that Deadliest Warrior feeling. A lot of material can be found in the game balancing forum so it would not be too much work.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 04:34:29 pm
Yeah of course, if a battle isn't settled by the guy who's expertise isn't actually anything to do with battling then its not Deadliest Warrior...
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Lichen on August 09, 2011, 05:00:03 pm
'fake' peasant wielding the 'tree branch' 1h with 13ps. VS goretooth. lol
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on August 09, 2011, 05:00:09 pm
Ninja

Long Range weapon - Throwing Stars

Medium Range weapon - Tassel spear

Short Range weapon - Katana

Special weapon - Smoke bombs

VS

Knight

Long Range weapon - Lance

Medium Range weapon - Bec de corbin

Short Range weapon - Dagger

Special Weapon - Horse

Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Joxer on August 09, 2011, 05:17:02 pm
I can do some acting for this but only if we get RipperX to do the voice over. My char is 9ath polearm so I can do a fake ninja for example. In fact in one up and coming (!?) movie I do play a ninja :D
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Glyph on August 09, 2011, 05:32:37 pm
the program itself failed, the european knight had his helmet put on the wrong way  :lol:
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Sherben on August 09, 2011, 05:40:26 pm
lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol

Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...

BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Keshian on August 09, 2011, 05:42:02 pm
Male v woman character - female character gets cleaver, male character either gets wooden stick or the studded warclub (whichever looks more like a baseball bat).  Man gets white tunic, woman gets peasant dress (has apron).

We can call it the husband-beater/wife-beater contest and see which is the deadlier sex. :wink:
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Joxer on August 09, 2011, 05:42:54 pm
Well the program was a fail that it had to mach up the two 'warriors' each episode. They did do a ton of scientific experiments with the weapons and techniques and that's why I watched and loved it. They should've just focused on that. You can never really know what 'type' of warrior is the best because each individual is different and each scenario is different. On that note there is no "deadliest warrior" :)
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 05:46:11 pm
Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...

BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.

Watch the latest episode, even the whole cast know it's bias. I quote "85% for the Americans, is that a surprise?" "Not really its an American show".     

Secondly, no cookies for guessing where your from...blind faith much? If it was a UK show or a French show or a German show it would be the same. So sensitive.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Sherben on August 09, 2011, 06:23:30 pm
Watch the latest episode, even the whole cast know it's bias. I quote "85% for the Americans, is that a surprise?" "Not really its an American show".     

Secondly, no cookies for guessing where your from...blind faith much? If it was a UK show or a French show or a German show it would be the same. So sensitive.

Not being sensitive. You said anything American won instantly which I proved you wrong and called you a douche for making assumptions to question the credibility of the show with no proof.

Douchebag
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Dezilagel on August 09, 2011, 06:28:44 pm
Douchebag

Douchebag

Douchebag


Ooh, it's getting personal!

/popcorn
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 06:39:47 pm
Not being sensitive. You said anything American won instantly which I proved you wrong and called you a douche for making assumptions to question the credibility of the show with no proof.

Douchebag

Question the credibility of the show with no proof? What are you Max Geigers teaboy or have you actually ever watched it?
The show questions its own credibility.  I'm not going to resort to names because you clearly lack a sense of humour, you can however recycle an insult like a pro.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Thick on August 09, 2011, 06:45:51 pm
THATS A KILL SHOT!

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Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 06:55:02 pm
THATS A KILL SHOT!

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LOL
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 06:58:45 pm
The Deadliest Warrior formula revealed:

Winner = C (coolness) + T (where T is amount of time spent complementing Max Geiger on his system) / by B (where B = the amount of crap the other two talk).  You take this number, forget about it, then get some real life role players to put on a fake battle at the end.

The very idea of a simulator written in part by a game studio that could accurately take into account every factor involved in war and fights defies credibility.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Sherben on August 09, 2011, 07:22:19 pm
I'm not defending the credibility of every test being accurate. Of course they are not and not close at all because we do not know who would win in these fights,  but you claim they are biased towards anything American. Then why would they have the green berets lose?
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 07:26:26 pm
Because one example does not prove (deductively, not inductively!) that they are reasonable. Granted neither do my examples prove definitively that they are bias, but the staff themselves admitting it is surely a good indicator?

Furthermore, it was a joke about the show in general not some xenophobic comment about all Americans being bias. BUT, if you know how many shows are commissioned you know that they always include an inherent bias.  Would the UK make a show about how much better US soldiers are than ours? Of course they wouldn't.     

I didn't want to have to do a 'explainorator 2000' on this because now it has axe murdered the joke.


    [The Phalanx - Murdering jokes since 2011.]
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Baggy on August 09, 2011, 07:36:49 pm
Why does every thread somehoeturn into a e-peen measuring contest be it Nationalism or skillz.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Tears of Destiny on August 09, 2011, 07:37:37 pm
Why does every thread somehoeturn into a e-peen measuring contest be it Nationalism or skillz.

Because some people are stupid.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Diomedes on August 09, 2011, 08:25:00 pm
How about an SNSD member vs Taylor Swift? 
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Murmillus_Prime on August 09, 2011, 08:26:01 pm
Deadliest warrior was pure entertainment, why so serious?
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 08:30:22 pm
Deadliest warrior was pure entertainment, why so serious?

+1.  And entertaining it was / still is. Max Geiger is out now though !
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Oberyn on August 09, 2011, 09:11:15 pm
Because some most people are stupid.

fixt
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 09:41:44 pm
Maybe back on topic.


Swiss pikemen vs Highlander :P
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Ozwan on August 09, 2011, 10:19:12 pm
Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.

That was one of the most retarded things I've seen in my life and showed complete lack of knowledge on viking part, people who know a lot about samurai culture had a good laugh too I heard.

The whole show is generally speaking just ridiculous.

Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 10:43:22 pm
Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.

Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.

Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:

and include armour etc
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Xscizorx on August 09, 2011, 10:48:03 pm
We need to make this

Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes

Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility


Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).

The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!

*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Digglez on August 09, 2011, 10:50:20 pm
Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.

Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.

Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:

and include armour etc

VIKING WARRIOR
Strength: 24
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Skills to attributes: 2
Ironflesh: 6
Power Strike: 8
Shield: 4
Athletics: 4
Power Throw: 3
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 125
Throwing: 78

Nordic Huscarl Helm
Mail Shirt
Scale Gauntlets
Leather Boots

Nordic Champion's Sword or Broad One Handed Battle Axe
Heavy Round Shield
Javelins
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 10:59:50 pm
We need to make this

Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes

Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear

Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility


Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).

The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!

*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.


Hah wasn't that episode 3?
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Xscizorx on August 09, 2011, 11:13:29 pm

Hah wasn't that episode 3?

I don't know. Ive never watched it
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Baggy on August 09, 2011, 11:19:43 pm
I don't know. Ive never watched it

O rly
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Fartface on August 10, 2011, 02:09:28 pm
id say the deadliest warrior show kinda lacked information it failed at the fighting styles of the soldiers.
and it sometimes made no fuckin sense at al.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Glyph on August 10, 2011, 04:25:48 pm
the medieval knight failed hard
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Joxer on August 10, 2011, 05:38:48 pm
Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Gheritarish le Loki on August 10, 2011, 05:40:26 pm
Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.

You seem to realy like ninjas, no?
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Joxer on August 10, 2011, 05:42:53 pm
I have nothing against ninjas. I played a ninja in Thomeks movie. It's just for the comedy value :)
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Glyph on August 10, 2011, 05:46:28 pm
Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.

Few ideas I came up with.
better, knight and his lady ride over a nice field, then the lady gets hit in the head by a shuriken and dies, a smokebomb is thrown at the knight and he is confused, than the ninja comes up from behind and tries to hit the knight in his armor, but the knight blocks and stabs from his horse killing the ninja
Title: Re: Comedy cRPG version of Deadliest warrior
Post by: Joxer on August 10, 2011, 05:48:49 pm
Where's the comedy bit? :)