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cRPG => General Discussion => Topic started by: TheGriffin88 on August 09, 2011, 04:11:08 am
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We have the equipment/builds to do our own version of Deadliest Warrior. In fact our results will probably be more accurate while being entirely less serious! (If anyone has watched this you know how much of a joke it is)
Just an idea, sounds like a Ripper style project!
Obvious: Ninja vs Samurai. Adjust builds to make it more fun.
Griffin.
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We have the equipment/builds to do our own version of Deadliest Warrior. In fact our results will probably be more accurate while being entirely less serious! (If anyone has watched this you know how much of a joke it is)
Just an idea, sounds like a Ripper style project!
Obvious: Ninja vs Samurai. Adjust builds to make it more fun.
Griffin.
ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face
Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
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Sounds good to me
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ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face
Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
Yes, count the shield as a weapon.
When the samurai takes out his yumi you drop your fucking shield and take it like a man.
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ninja vs a samurai? you know why ninjas developed ninjitsu right? because they'd be massacred if they fought against samuari face to face
Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
It's just an idea for some videos, big picture!
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Knight vs Mameluke is a obvious one, since it occurs in single player regularly.
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Let's see some Nord vs Sarranid!
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Black Panther Vs. IRA
:mrgreen:
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Retard with no life from cellar utilising a special mixture of overpowered gear VS A Mongolian horse archer
WHO IS DEADLIEST?!]
(but before we do this, roman armour needs to be brought to CRPG
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I think this would be great.
HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE
"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game
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I think this would be great.
HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE
"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game
On a duel or in teamwork?
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On a duel or in teamwork?
Duel ofc!
We all know that most medieval battles were fought as a series of 1-on-1's until people got bored and started fistfighting naked instead.
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I think this would be great.
HOPLITE VS PEASANT WITH A SCYTHE
"Well, After careful observation and cRPG 1v1 battles between the two, we have determined scythe wielding peasants are indeed the deadliest warrior."
god hoplites are so bad in this game
12/27 peasant build ftw! Eat mah scythe bitch. (My skip the fun character named Risen_Spam_Dat_Scythe)
@Dezilagel: the OP wanted to do the exact same thing as they do at Deadliest Warrior, so that would be duels.
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Well also on Deadliest Warrior they use to have unit battles for certain groups, we could do that to. It's all going to be very unscientific but I do see some potential for laughs in the videos.
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Well also on Deadliest Warrior they use to have unit battles for certain groups, we could do that to. It's all going to be very unscientific but I do see some potential for laughs in the videos.
Deadliest Warrior didn't appear scientific to me, so that'll be staying true to original!
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Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath. :)
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Ill be David with stones if someone else wants to be Goliath. :)
HA! Good idea
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Deadliest Warrior didn't appear scientific to me, so that'll be staying true to original!
lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol
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ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.
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ye but if you want an good fight it would also be handy that the players that fight be of equal skill.
otherwise it wil just be an massacre for the other.
You are right sir!
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Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
I assume you are being ironic here. However there is a guy who has devoted countless hours and posted several youtube clips on how poorly the viking vs samurai episode was executed. Quite amusing to watch as he seems to take it as a personal insult that the samurai won. He has some skills though, both in SCA fighting and with real weapons and his facts are true aswell so its quite educational actually.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu2NRg-HEg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpu2NRg-HEg)
To OP this is a great idea! Must be the same type of pseudo-science involved though or it will not be that Deadliest Warrior feeling. A lot of material can be found in the game balancing forum so it would not be too much work.
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Yeah of course, if a battle isn't settled by the guy who's expertise isn't actually anything to do with battling then its not Deadliest Warrior...
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'fake' peasant wielding the 'tree branch' 1h with 13ps. VS goretooth. lol
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Ninja
Long Range weapon - Throwing Stars
Medium Range weapon - Tassel spear
Short Range weapon - Katana
Special weapon - Smoke bombs
VS
Knight
Long Range weapon - Lance
Medium Range weapon - Bec de corbin
Short Range weapon - Dagger
Special Weapon - Horse
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I can do some acting for this but only if we get RipperX to do the voice over. My char is 9ath polearm so I can do a fake ninja for example. In fact in one up and coming (!?) movie I do play a ninja :D
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the program itself failed, the european knight had his helmet put on the wrong way :lol:
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lol what gave it away? The fact that anything to do with America instantly won?
The best part of that show is the ego between the two sets of experts lol
Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...
BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.
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Male v woman character - female character gets cleaver, male character either gets wooden stick or the studded warclub (whichever looks more like a baseball bat). Man gets white tunic, woman gets peasant dress (has apron).
We can call it the husband-beater/wife-beater contest and see which is the deadlier sex. :wink:
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Well the program was a fail that it had to mach up the two 'warriors' each episode. They did do a ton of scientific experiments with the weapons and techniques and that's why I watched and loved it. They should've just focused on that. You can never really know what 'type' of warrior is the best because each individual is different and each scenario is different. On that note there is no "deadliest warrior" :)
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Just like that episode when the green berets instantly won over the spetnaz... oh wait...
BTW you are a douche and I nominate you for douchebag of the year.
Watch the latest episode, even the whole cast know it's bias. I quote "85% for the Americans, is that a surprise?" "Not really its an American show".
Secondly, no cookies for guessing where your from...blind faith much? If it was a UK show or a French show or a German show it would be the same. So sensitive.
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Watch the latest episode, even the whole cast know it's bias. I quote "85% for the Americans, is that a surprise?" "Not really its an American show".
Secondly, no cookies for guessing where your from...blind faith much? If it was a UK show or a French show or a German show it would be the same. So sensitive.
Not being sensitive. You said anything American won instantly which I proved you wrong and called you a douche for making assumptions to question the credibility of the show with no proof.
Douchebag
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Douchebag
Douchebag
Douchebag
Ooh, it's getting personal!
/popcorn
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Not being sensitive. You said anything American won instantly which I proved you wrong and called you a douche for making assumptions to question the credibility of the show with no proof.
Douchebag
Question the credibility of the show with no proof? What are you Max Geigers teaboy or have you actually ever watched it?
The show questions its own credibility. I'm not going to resort to names because you clearly lack a sense of humour, you can however recycle an insult like a pro.
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THATS A KILL SHOT!
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THATS A KILL SHOT!
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LOL
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The Deadliest Warrior formula revealed:
Winner = C (coolness) + T (where T is amount of time spent complementing Max Geiger on his system) / by B (where B = the amount of crap the other two talk). You take this number, forget about it, then get some real life role players to put on a fake battle at the end.
The very idea of a simulator written in part by a game studio that could accurately take into account every factor involved in war and fights defies credibility.
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I'm not defending the credibility of every test being accurate. Of course they are not and not close at all because we do not know who would win in these fights, but you claim they are biased towards anything American. Then why would they have the green berets lose?
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Because one example does not prove (deductively, not inductively!) that they are reasonable. Granted neither do my examples prove definitively that they are bias, but the staff themselves admitting it is surely a good indicator?
Furthermore, it was a joke about the show in general not some xenophobic comment about all Americans being bias. BUT, if you know how many shows are commissioned you know that they always include an inherent bias. Would the UK make a show about how much better US soldiers are than ours? Of course they wouldn't.
I didn't want to have to do a 'explainorator 2000' on this because now it has axe murdered the joke.
[The Phalanx - Murdering jokes since 2011.]
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Why does every thread somehoeturn into a e-peen measuring contest be it Nationalism or skillz.
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Why does every thread somehoeturn into a e-peen measuring contest be it Nationalism or skillz.
Because some people are stupid.
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How about an SNSD member vs Taylor Swift?
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Deadliest warrior was pure entertainment, why so serious?
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Deadliest warrior was pure entertainment, why so serious?
+1. And entertaining it was / still is. Max Geiger is out now though !
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Because some most people are stupid.
fixt
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Maybe back on topic.
Swiss pikemen vs Highlander :P
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Viking vs Samurai was a good and very close match up from real episodes.
That was one of the most retarded things I've seen in my life and showed complete lack of knowledge on viking part, people who know a lot about samurai culture had a good laugh too I heard.
The whole show is generally speaking just ridiculous.
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Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.
Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.
Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:
and include armour etc
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We need to make this
Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes
Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.
Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear
Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility
Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).
The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!
*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.
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Say we did re-do Viking vs Samurai.
Ideas on stats for each character? Stats would vary depending on who you are fighting, so while a viking may have 21 str in one fight, it may be 24 for instance against a weaker opponent.
Would we do:
Long range:
Medium range:
Short range:
Special weapon:
and include armour etc
VIKING WARRIOR
Strength: 24
Agility: 12
Hit points: 71
Skills to attributes: 2
Ironflesh: 6
Power Strike: 8
Shield: 4
Athletics: 4
Power Throw: 3
Weapon Master: 4
One Handed: 125
Throwing: 78
Nordic Huscarl Helm
Mail Shirt
Scale Gauntlets
Leather Boots
Nordic Champion's Sword or Broad One Handed Battle Axe
Heavy Round Shield
Javelins
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We need to make this
Plated flamberger VS. Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes
Plated flamberger weapons/armor/stats:
Flamberge
Gothic plate w/bevor
Armet
Wisby gauntlets
Shynbaulds
Morning star
Statistics: 21 strength, 15 agility.
Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* equipment
Great long axe
Mail shirt
Nordic warrior helmet
Leather boots
Mail mittens
War spear
Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes(TM)* skills
18 strength, 18 agility
Let the highly technological excel spreadsheet begin the fight.
(I didn't really compare them. I'm just mocking the show).
The plated flamberger walks out of his wooden camp, looking at his surroundings, making sure he doesn't have any enemies spying on him. He draws his mighty flamberge and starts heading back inside, and the Nordic warrior jumps out of the bush nearby and attempts to backslash the knight.
The knight's slow reflexes are just fast enough to counter his axe and stab him back. The Nordic warrior blocks his stab, and slashes back with an overhead, and the knight dodges, but his flamberge was disarmed by the warrior. He quickly draws his morningstar, and the warrior runs off, hoping to ambush the knight. The knight stands his ground and waits. The warrior, with his fast movements, is already on the top of the knight's camp and waits. The knight picks up his flamberge just as the warrior dropped down and slices the knights body... Oh shit! Owned, son!
*Huscarl axe wielding mad man of doom and sharp axes is a trademark of Witloof co.
Hah wasn't that episode 3?
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Hah wasn't that episode 3?
I don't know. Ive never watched it
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I don't know. Ive never watched it
O rly
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id say the deadliest warrior show kinda lacked information it failed at the fighting styles of the soldiers.
and it sometimes made no fuckin sense at al.
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the medieval knight failed hard
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Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.
Few ideas I came up with.
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Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.
Few ideas I came up with.
You seem to realy like ninjas, no?
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I have nothing against ninjas. I played a ninja in Thomeks movie. It's just for the comedy value :)
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Voiceover: Ninja uses the latest of weapons technology to quickly dispose of their target.
Scene: A knight in full armor complete with winged helmet is standing still. Sword in his back. Ninja comes around the corner and starts spamming shurikens. Knight doesn't even move and just watches. Ninja runs out of shurikens and pulls his katana. Charges straight on, raises his katana and the knight just bunches him once killing him instantly.
Voiceover: One of the most important weapons in ninjas arsenal is stealth.
Scene: Same knight is standing next to a lady in a dress at a yard. Ninja comes around the corner. Katana at hand. Approaches directly from behind the knight. Raises katana, a yell is heard and the knight turns around and bunches the ninja to death.
Voiceover: Knight is very well trained in using of his special weapon. His horse.
Scene: Same knight is standing on an edge of a clearing. Ninja on the middle. Ninja pulls his katana. Spams around to show off. Knight looks, doesn't care. Gets on his horse and runs over the ninja killing him instantly.
Few ideas I came up with.
better, knight and his lady ride over a nice field, then the lady gets hit in the head by a shuriken and dies, a smokebomb is thrown at the knight and he is confused, than the ninja comes up from behind and tries to hit the knight in his armor, but the knight blocks and stabs from his horse killing the ninja
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Where's the comedy bit? :)