cRPG
Strategus => Diplomacy => Topic started by: BADPLAYERold on July 22, 2011, 04:04:24 am
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In a climatic battle today, the fearsome hordes of xKHANx, who had been plaguing the Sarranid desert with their endless banditry were put to rest by those endless champions for justice, BIRD CLAN. Let their deaths among the Sarranid sand be a lesson to all those who would prey on the innocent, or rob the weak, or take annoying egomaniacs unto their breast.
The xKHANx took the field under their great war leader Ylca, known for his unbeatable strategies and keen tactical insight. Though the great horde was numberless, they were weak and womanlike in battle, and the proud soldiers of BIRD CLAN put them to flight and destroyed the entire host.
The Great Warlord of BIRD CLAN, LORD BADPLAYER THE MIGHTY AND VERILE, appealed to his enemies in an act of his infinite mercy and asked the Khans to give up their wicked ways and denounce the villain Ylca, to turn over his ill-gotten gains - his stolen gold, his purloined heirlooms, the great volumes of strategy he had written of his bloody victories.
But the Khans were arrogant, and were destroyed.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... BIRD CLAN AFLIGHT!
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Well everybody's heard about the Bird..
Bird...
Bird...
Bird..
The Bird is the word.
Don't you know about the Bird?
Well everybody's heard about the Bird!
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Well everybody's heard about the Bird..
Bird...
Bird...
Bird..
The Bird is the word.
Don't you know about the Bird?
Well everybody's heard about the Bird!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WuNPWx3SdE
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RP'ing 4tw
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all those who would prey on the innocent, or rob the weak, or take annoying egomaniacs unto their breast
:lol:
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*nods approvingly*
Yes... that will do.
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It is quite impressive you could beat naked people with no weapons.
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It is quite impressive you could beat naked people with no weapons.
Thank you for the kind words
BIRD CLAN
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They arn't the khans you should be worrying about :twisted:
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Well we were naked bc someone told us there was a gangbang in shariz. Tricky lljk. We wont fall for it again. Im bringing my strap-on next time. KKHHAANN!!!
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the ol' fake gangbang ambush trick, works every time
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BADPLAYER
Faction: BIRD CLAN
Game nicks: BADPLAYER
DESTRUCTION OF THE EX CON HORDES
This guy is 12 years of age or definitely suffers from myopia.
I mean, is it necessary to use UPPERCASE LETTERS in topic name? I guess it's not.
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This guys is 12 years of age or definitely suffers from myopia.
You just lost at the internet.
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My favorite part was how people were begging to join the Khan side even after being warned that Ylca had quit way before being attacked and didn't have any more equipment than the small amount he bought when testing the store. I smell an ornithophobic conspiracy afoot!
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so is ylca still in xkhanx or not
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so is ylca still in xkhanx or not
Only cause those with enough rank are too lazy to kick him out. Or maybe they might be trying to convince him to log back on once to get his remaining gold. I guess they figure an inactive player can't hurt
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Then why was he playing CRPG today? BIRD clan has tabs on everything Ylca does and you can not trick us into thinking he has quit.
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Then why was he playing CRPG today? BIRD clan has tabs on everything Ylca does and you can not trick us into thinking he has quit.
The irony here is if that's true, you actually have better tabs on him than us. I haven't seen him in nearly a week
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Tricking you into thinking hes quit? Whats the point in that? You can have him. Why else would we have no gear, and him not show up for the battle? He quit.
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Ya i shouldve kicked him yest. He's been on but we havent really seen him since strategus started. Guess he was just trying to cause drama. im kickin him as soon as I log in.
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YLCA reminds me of a lover that left before you woke up the next morning :(
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weird, you are bragging arround that we are hummility defeated
well, we had no money, no gear and ylca didn't show up at all
can you tell me how you feel, how you defeated a grp of people who had no gear, no weapons and no command
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can you tell me how you feel, how you defeated a grp of people who had no gear, no weapons and no command
Good?
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Just found this interesting thread. So, had no idea there was even a battle till days later. Decided i wasn't too into strat, nor clan life so i left both. Been moving the entire week, get my internet back to discover there's a whole exciting play that occurred. Bad news is that my compy died in the move, good news is i'm now borrowing my fiancee's significantly more modern setup.
Anywho, sorry for the loss Khan, had no idea battles would auto-accept people i figured my troops would all get calculate-murdered, my character get teleported off somewhere and that'd be it.
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Just found this interesting thread. So, had no idea there was even a battle till days later. Decided i wasn't too into strat, nor clan life so i left both. Been moving the entire week, get my internet back to discover there's a whole exciting play that occurred. Bad news is that my compy died in the move, good news is i'm now borrowing my fiancee's significantly more modern setup.
Anywho, sorry for the loss Khan, had no idea battles would auto-accept people i figured my troops would all get calculate-murdered, my character get teleported off somewhere and that'd be it.
you are just a peasant ylca, when you was with us, you told us how bad lljk was, how unorgenised they where, etc...., we all believed it, we came up for you, fight for you, and a risk of war with lljk and bird against us, we had even to regroup in the north becouse of you
and now, from what i can make up to it, is lljk suddenly the best clan, in the best alliance for you
or you where a spy, becouse we had heart about clanhopping, or you don't know what you want, but this what you wrote, is b***s**t, we all had understand that you moved out to live somewhere else, but you didn't show up for day's, and when youre back online, you didn't react on oure chat, to come on oure ts, you just left the server, and a day later we saw you wearing the tags of lljk
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you are just a peasant ylca, when you was with us, you told us how bad lljk was, how unorgenised they where, etc...., we all believed it, we came up for you, fight for you, and a risk of war with lljk and bird against us, we had even to regroup in the north becouse of you
and now, from what i can make up to it, is lljk suddenly the best clan, in the best alliance for you
or you where a spy, becouse we had heart about clanhopping, or you don't know what you want, but this what you wrote, is b***s**t, we all had understand that you moved out to live somewhere else, but you didn't show up for day's, and when youre back online, you didn't react on oure chat, to come on oure ts, you just left the server, and a day later we saw you wearing the tags of lljk
Like i said, i have no problem with xKhanx and if it makes you feel better i wasn't responding to LLJK for those days either, i didn't really want anything to do with any clan i just had so many people asking me to come back to LLJK that i decided to give it a shot. I had no need to spy LLJK currently has no aggression towards xKhanx and i'm hoping it stays that way. The only reason they were giving you guff was because i was there during the time of the Ylcan Heresy.
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well, ou can write what you want, but maybe others will believe you, but not me
if you had no problems, you just joined oure ts, telling what was happend, and we all had understand, but a day or 2 after the batle, seeing you without oure clantag, and when we where asking you to join oure ts, you just left the server
i can't follow it
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well, ou can write what you want, but maybe others will believe you, but not me
if you had no problems, you just joined oure ts, telling what was happend, and we all had understand, but a day or 2 after the batle, seeing you without oure clantag, and when we where asking you to join oure ts, you just left the server
i can't follow it
I just explained exactly what was up, can't explain any better. Whatever the case it doesn't matter isn't the popular convention that i'm entirely terrible? You're better off without me, honestly.
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I just explained exactly what was up, can't explain any better. Whatever the case it doesn't matter isn't the popular convention that i'm entirely terrible? You're better off without me, honestly.
me not allone
but still, its a loat of crap what ure talking about
its verry simple, you log in oure ts, says what the problem was, what we totally understands
but what no1 understands, is ragging how bad lljk was, and on the day that you returnt, from you moving, you went straight to lljk back
you understand what i don't understand, or should i draw a picture
ps, i don't have annything against lljk, only against you ylca
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ps, i don't have annything against lljk, only against you ylca
You sound pretty personally hurt over my decision to leave your clan, i had no idea i'd made such an impression. I'm sorry i hurt you bruttus, it honestly wasn't anything personal. It's not you, it's me, trust me.