Grobi a Runk. Grobi az a Rikkit!

[Gmnotutoo]

Great dude, but you can't compare yourself and your standards to us. We're good, veteran players who run a well oiled war machine and you're a joke mascot figurehead for factions.

If you're veterans that makes me (and anyone else from 2.0) a historical Legend.

Droozena 2016.

[Kelugarn]

What about those of us who predate strat all together? I'll have you know I was brought from Native to cRPG in the hull of a slave ship along with dozens of other innocent nerds as part of Ecko's NA-EU slave trade. We were forced to populate the first cRPG server to act as cannon fodder to pad EU KDRs and egos. It was a dark time.

[Bronto]

If you're veterans that makes me (and anyone else from 2.0) a historical Legend.

Droozena 2016.

Sadly, this makes us inferior players, shit posters, and nerds according to Daruvian and his edgy cynical band of superior nerds.

[Tom Cruise]

You guys ever get that feeling like you have to shit, but can't actually shit and your asshole just kind of like, coughs and quivers?

[Gmnotutoo]

You guys ever get that feeling like you have to shit, but can't actually shit and your asshole just kind of like, coughs and quivers?

You need to be around more.

We had that special moment that I'll never forget from gaming. 

[Bronto]

The only special moments I share with Tom are with....

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his mom

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#gottem

[Gmnotutoo]

The only special moments I share with Tom are with....

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his mom

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#gottem

As an FCC member and current BRD strategus member (all praas Kesh), I give you a +1 for such highly amusing levels of sass and quality shit posting.

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[Tom Cruise]

You need to be around more.

We had that special moment that I'll never forget from gaming. 

You talking about Ninja Tactics? (I hope that was you. I'm 93% sure it was. I will be really upset if it was some other FCC nerd, and then I look like a big stupid idiot moron  )

The only special moments I share with Tom are with....

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his mom

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#gottem

Bronto I swear on my shitty Dota MMR ranking that I will kiss you right on those volptous lips of yours if you ever say some stupid shit like that again

[Kelugarn]

You talking about Ninja Tactics? (I hope that was you. I'm 93% sure it was. I will be really upset if it was some other FCC nerd, and then I look like a big stupid idiot moron  )

Bronto I swear on my shitty Dota MMR ranking that I will kiss you right on those volptous lips of yours if you ever say some stupid shit like that again

But why does Baka Senpai never threaten to kiss me on my lips? Kyaa~ Notice me Senpai!~~

[Gmnotutoo]

You talking about Ninja Tactics? (I hope that was you. I'm 93% sure it was. I will be really upset if it was some other FCC nerd, and then I look like a big stupid idiot moron  )

Bronto I swear on my shitty Dota MMR ranking that I will kiss you right on those volptous lips of yours if you ever say some stupid shit like that again

Yeah that was me.

[Tom Cruise]

Yeah that was me.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa buddy! Was a good time! visitors can't see pics , please register or login

But why does Baka Senpai never threaten to kiss me on my lips? Kyaa~ Notice me Senpai!~~

Honestly man, would you really want this kissing you?

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Leave that burden and punishment to Bronto

[Bryggan]

WOAH LOOK AT THAT BRYGGAN, YOU QUALIFIED FOR ALL THREE STEPS PAL. MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A PAGE FROM THE DWARVEN REALM'S POSTING AND LEARN TO ACCEPT THE INEXORABLE BATTLE WITH BLOODLUST, AND AN APPRECIATION FOR ACTUAL CONFLICT IN A WAR GAME.

Y
IT'S CUMMING ANYWAY.

NUT.
THE.
FUCK.
UP.

Didn't read the middle, cuz your're fucking needy 'look at me' font offends my eyes.

But, um, from what I remember I called you a 'care bear' faction, cuz you are several clans joined together.  A wee bit different than several clans joining together after the fact for self protection.. erm, numbers mean a lot in this game.

I personally hate 'sides'.  But, in these troubled times, we can't get a full roster.  So we have to divide the active players in half.  It would be simply great if people could do their own thing and still have rosters... but we can't.  I had a dream... a dream.  A dream in which every faction was free.  Free to choose its own policies, and free to make its own alliances.  I had a dream where mercenaries could hire themselves out.. but every time a mega faction emerges, gents must put aside their own ideals and join united against the biggest threat to their own independence!

And, I know, some people will say,"Hey, Bryggan, you tried the same thing."  To which I will say, "Shut up; get over it; Totally irrelevant!".

[Bryggan]

Double post here, cu\ I just don't give a shit... Um, another point to your 'group hug care bear group' is the fact that the same people (hate to use the word 'brainless sexually confused groupies', but it does come to mind) always plus your shit and minus ours.  I mean, all hail the great leader and all, but shouldn't we save our '+'s for actually clever shit?  Seriously, your degree of compliancy makes the '70-80s cult groups look kinda complacent.... Just saying


Oh- and I looked.. the gents who are fighting you in strat rarely if ever minus your posts... guess it's cuz we believe in freedom... just saying...

[Bryggan]

Um... you were making a point by ummmm. hwat? (gimme a hint)

Edit- Oh.. once again I skipped the bullshit, but will look at it again.

2nd edit: Oh, bloody hell, you made me read his shit?  I seriously think that gent whacks off while he types.  That sort of anger comes from some sexually frustrated mind.  The huge fonts, the unnecessary belligerence... I don't quite understand it.  I have gone to war with shit loads of factions while maintaining good relations with my enemies, yet this noob comes from... er, I don't know, World of Warcraft, and jumps into this game and thinks he's the king.

Um, Gobblin King, I understand you are new here, but this is NOT AN RPG GAME!  I started off as a peasant, but earned my 'King' name.  I earned it off the strat map, not by just having some buddies who agree to hang out with you for 'one more game'.  Bloody 'Gamerz', who think cuz they do good in CS:GO they have a right to control shit here.  "Errrm', they cry, 'I finished Skyrim in 32 hours, or ergo I have a right over real, breathing players."  I learned one thing about real, breathing players, and they get tired of shit real quick.

Just saying..

[poonerplox2]

God dammit Havelle. This literally contributed nothing to the thread. Unless you can post some quality shit posts like your leader, don't try to suck on the +'s that being part of the goblins tends to give you and post some actual quality. Thank you very much.